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  57.                        `o  `,
  58.                         Y8bod.
  59.                         `""""'
  60.  
  61. To my dearest Lulz Lizards,
  62.  
  63. Jake Davis is perhaps the greatest digital graffiti artist of all time. A purveyor of many lulz, this swank garden hedge known as Topiary left his personal Twitter account with a quotation from famed civil rights activist Medgar Evers, "You cannot arrest an idea."
  64.  
  65. Jake wrote many lulzy press releases for both Anonymous and Lulz Security. He proved his value as a spokesperson by taking on Shirley Phelps of Westboro Baptist, slaying her hateful religious zeal with over 9,000 sins.
  66.  
  67. The Lulz Boat's journey on the seven proxseas went underway only with the aid of Jake and his natural ability to entertain. By using PBS to detail the peaceful retired life of Tupac and Biggie, Lulz Security garnered the admiration and love of hundreds of thousands.
  68.  
  69. Jake Davis tracked down Rupert Murdoch, the truest source of evil hacking, and throttled his throat. The Sun injected itself with an heroic dose of Palladium, and Media Mogul's body has not yet recovered.
  70.  
  71. There was a great purpose and an important message behind these mischevious acts of cyber-vandalism. Jake Davis brought lulz to the oppressed. He spoke in a voice that resonated globally and reached us personally. We are sick of the twisted corporatocracy that controls us through our government, our news media, and our internet. From the remote and desolate Shetland islands, Jake's voice reached millions. Perhaps the success of his message was in its simplicity, "Together, united, we can stomp down our common oppressors and imbue ourselves with the power and freedom we deserve."
  72.  
  73. Jake Davis may face jail time, but he publicly spoke of this in the most noble of terms. A jail sentence is, to him, not a failure of any sort.
  74.  
  75. It is a triumph.
  76.  
  77. "Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison." ~ Henry David Thoreau
  78.  
  79. You can help Topiary by donating bitcoins to whichever following address you trust most:
  80. 18NHixaoQekQJ3y52aBGJJwgBWX9X3myYR ~ Sabu
  81. 18zJouAQAMzX5sJygZ4M2QV7yb8FzxSbdq ~ Chronicle.SU
  82.  
  83. "You are not failures. You have not blown away. You can get what you want and you are worth having it, believe in yourself." ~ Jake Davis