Immortal Shenanigans (one-shots) x2

Probably gonna redo the first one later.

>Day immortal shenanigans in Equestria
>It was Nightmare Night, and you paid your good pal Death to take the day off so you could have some real fun
>You donned an orange hoodie and set off into P0nyville
>The first p0ny you find is Twilight Sparkle
>She looks happy to see you, trotting over in her Star Swirl the Bearded costume with a happy smile on her face
>"Hi Anon! Who are you supposed to be?"
"It doesn't matter. Twilight, I can't wait anymore." you say to her as you kneel down to her level
>Placing your hands on her shoulders, you lean in close
>Her face is starting to go flush, her eyes fixed on yours
>"A-Anon? Wha- what are you doing?" she stutters
"I've always loved you, Twilight." you respond in a gentle tone, smiling
>Her face is completely red right now
>Other p0nies are looking on in confusion
>Gripping her shoulders tight, you slam your head down into hers, impaling it onto her horn
>Blood explodes from the new hole in your forehead, coating Twilight's entire head, robe and wizard hat
>"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" she finally screams at the top of her lungs in shear terror
>She's freaking out and too afraid to move
>After a few moments, you feel hooves latch onto you and pull you off her horn
>Twilight collapses to the ground and curls up, the most terrified look you've ever seen on her face
>You break off from the p0nies grabbing you and kneel down to Twilight, who's eyes widen even further at the sight
"Twilight? Are you okay?"
>Tonight was painful. And far from over

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>Day immortal shenanigans on Nightmare Night
>You're wearing your trusty Batman suit and standing on the top of the P0nyville town hall
>Rainbow Dash hovers on a small dark cloud next to you wearing her Shadowbolt costume
>"So, you really think you can glide with that thing huh?" she asks
>You nod and extend your arms to the sides, revealing your suits' "wings"
>Dash had planned for you two to scare Fluttershy, who was standing alone down below, just asking for it
>Rainbow was going to spook her with a strike of lightning, and you were going to snatch her up when she tried to run
>Well, that was her plan anyway
>"Ready?" she asks, giving you an anxious look
"I am the bat." you respond in a deep tone
>Before jumping, you stand up straight and extend your arms again
>In the delusional stylings of Hank Venture, you dive off the roof of the town hall, only to fall straight down like a brick
>You land on the ground head-first just a couple feet in front of Fluttershy, who jumps back and squeal's in shock
>Your neck snapped on impact, leaving your head in a rather uncomfortable position
>From your position on the ground, you see Fluttershy's face go pale as her eyes widen and pupils shrink, before the faints
>Rainbow lands next to you both, her face getting pale as well
>"A- Anon?" she asks as she begins sobbing
>You casually sit up, head still hanging sideways resting on your shoulder
"Huh. That worked better than I thought!"