Dok Gitstitcha

(To some boyz)

"GENTLEBOYZ, LOOK AT DIS, I HAVE GRAFTED THIS SQUIG TO A WEIRDGROT"

"...uhhh, why'z you did that, boss?"

"BECAUSE I CAN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"....kill....me...."

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(To the daemon core)

"FOOL! I AM RAGE INCARNATE! YOUR BLOOD SHALL DO LITTLE TO WHET MY APPETITE BEFORE THE FEAST TO COME! I SHALL RIP YOUR EYES FROM YOUR - WAUT! WHAT IS THAT YOU'RE POURING ON ME!"

"T'be honest wiff ya, I'z don't much know meself. Let's see 'ow dis works on ya!"

"IT SMELLS AWFUL!"

"Dat's cuz I peed in it ya silly git!"

"STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!"

"Okay."

"...really?"

"Nah. Let's try dis one next!"

"RAAAAAAGH"

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(To Blue)

"Zog it, you tiny blue git! I need dose bits!"

"Nothin's for free, Dok, I's gonna need some recompense."

"Well what do ya zoggin want, I'z in a hurry! I'z got a zoggin amazin idea an I don't want to be forgettin like last time."

"You'z make me summa that dead killy burny acid juice for me and I's give ya all tha tau bits you need, deal?"

"Deal, now hurry it up!"

"Fine, fine, hold ya squigs already."

"I'z trying but dese WAAAsquigs iz just so squirmy! Dat'z why I'z be tellin ya ta hurry you lazy grot!"

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(To Blue, after getting decapitated)

"OIY! BLUE!"

"Whaaat do you - what tha zoggin zog is you?!"

"It's me, Dok Gitstitcha! I'z need ya ta help me wiff buildin a new body!"

"Now why the zog would I do that? You's zoggin adorable!"

"Quit muckin about an' 'elp me ya git!"

"Oh Mr. Squiiiig, I found you a brand new friiiiend..."

"Oh Gork help me, I'z gotta leg it!"