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Patala

words fucking fail me

Dec 23rd, 2014
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  1. words fucking fail me. weekend dota is absolute dog shit and weekend dota players are literally human filth. how the fuck do these subhuman peruvians manage to breathe
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  3. >draft the perfect lineup, ban the right heroes
  4. >use morphling to counter lycan and razor
  5. >my safelane supports ditch me at level 2 to wander around and jerk off mid
  6. >they don't listen to my orders
  7. >the overleveled timbersaw tower dives me
  8. >my team wants me to replicate at L3 to escape
  9. >worthless pugna doesn't max decrepify
  10. >the tidehunter actually maxed anchor smash over gush
  11. >lich didn't get his nuke at 1, we couldn't fucking kill anything, he got something that restored his mana EVEN WHEN HE HAS NOTHING TO SPEND MANA ON
  12. >they don't buy me the time or the space for me to carry the game through
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  14. I'm fucking done. fuck this shit. Until valve starts matchmaking me with the people that can understand my talent and skill, this game isn't fucking worth the hassle. Fuck this constant 50% garbage
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