Cereal Killer

>Be Anon, the alpha human, bearer of the magic pony pleasuring dick.
>Be in Equestria.
>You sit at your breakfast table and think about what you should eat.
>Let's see... there's cereal, hay, cereal, and hay.
>Rather certain of your choice, you grab a box of Lun-O's and fill your bowl with it.
>As a healthy breakfast is only complete with some fucking proteins and shit, you drench the cereal in milk.
>Suddenly, you realise that you have to take a massive shit.
>You're quite thorn between your cereal bowl and getting rid of the pressure in your stomach, but finally you decide to just get it over with and push the log out.
>It wasn't an easy task for you, as you had a rather hairy asshole, which makes wiping quite a chore.

>You are Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in Equestria.
>Today you had to get some... stuff from Twilight.
>Yeah, fine, books. You're an egghead too, deep inside.
>You fly over to Twilight's library, and hope that she's home.
>As mean as it sounds, you just hope Anon the human isn't there to open the door.
>He's a nice guy and all, but really weird. He insists that you call him "bro" and is a little bit too touchy for your tastes.
>You take a deep breath and knock on the front door of Twilight's library.
>After a few moment's wait without any sign of movement from inside, you decide to knock again.
>Five minutes later, you're done waiting. It's unusual that no one was home at Twilight's at this time of day, so you better check if everything is okay.
>Slowly, you open the door and step inside.
"Hello?" you ask into the presumably empty tree library, and slowly begin walking through each room.
>No one seemed to be home. Well, try again in the afternoon!
>As you turn around to leave, you see a slender figure sitting at the kitchen table.
>It was Anon, face buried in his hands, and his shoulders shuddering with each quiet sob he makes.
>You're torn between just leaving him be and getting the fuck out of there, and comforting him.
>As much as you'd like to just leave him there, you'd feel guilty if you did.
>Also, you were quite curious as to what was going on.
>So you approached him slowly, and put a hoof on his shoulder.
"Sssht Anon, it's alright." you try to calm him down.
>His sobs just grow stronger, so you pull him into a hug.
"Come on, tell Dashie what's wrong."
>He gathers himself for a moment, and responds, interrupted by sobs..
>"So I w-was making b-b-breakfast and then I had to go take a shit and when I came back I-I..."
>He starts to cry and buries his face deeper into his arms.
>You pet his back and let him get his shit together again.
"What happened, Anon?"
>He looks directly at you, with his reddened eyes.
>"M-My cereal was all squishy because it was too long in the milk."
>Tears stream down his face.
>You hug him close and whisper into his ear.
"I know that feel, Anon. Celestia almighty, I know that feel."