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- >see whore pony
- >have sex with whore pony
- >don't pay whore pony
- >whore pony looks at me sad
- >feel bad
- >buck whore pony in the face
- >feel better
- >walk away
- >"and that's how I got my cutie mark."
- >be twilight sparkle
- >keep dreaming about when you were human
- >about one human in particular...
- >can't sleep
- >go out to park
- >find the mare sitting inside the cardboard box.
- >"Hey princess, the usual?"
- >you nod excitedly
- >she pulls out a bucket of orange paint, a bucket of blue paint, and a strap on.
- >"so your place or mine?"
- >be Afternoon Delight
- >go to sleep after a long day of, uh, work.
- >having normal dreams of owning your own coffee place
- >suddenly dream fades away and princess Luna shows up.
- >bow in her presence
- >*clink* *clink* *clink*
- >open your eyes and see 20 dream bits.
- >"We require your services for the night."
- >be anon
- >extremely nervous
- >face as red as a tomato
- >walk up to the pony in the cardboard box
- >hand her 20 bits.
- >"what'll it be handsome?"
- >completely embarrass just close your eyes and hand her the bag
- >she looks inside and sees the spurs, boots, and hat.
- "A-apple family barn. 20 minutes. Look for the Orange pony with the saddle on."
- >run away as soon as you finish
- >you really need to stop agreeing to help AJ
- >be Afternoon Delight
- >sitting in your box waiting for customers
- >see a yellow pony walking around with a bear.
- >oh crap it's fluttershy again.
- >please walk past please walk past please walk
- >*clink* *clink *clink*
- >fuck.
- >look at the twenty bits.
- "W-what can I do for you fluttershy."
- >she whispers in your ear and realize why the bear is with her.
- "That'll uh cost extra."
- >she reaches into her saddle bag and pulls out a heavy sack of bits, dropping it in front of you
- >you look up at her in fear
- >she smiles
- >"It's his birthday!"
- >be Rainbow Dash
- >super tense before your big show.
- >need to rainboom so you can rainboom later for the show.
- >anon is out of town, go to local whorse instead.
- >pay your bits
- >get exactly zero rainbooms going. Her tongues just not agile enough.
- >ask for your money back
- >get bucked in the face
- >have to perform with a black eye and lack of preshow rainboom.
- >this is why you always make it rain on her box
- >be Big Mac
- >can't get a date, all the mares in town are intimidated by your girth.
- >have to rely on a whore pony to get your fix.
- >even she's intimidated and has you pay by the pound.
- >have to work twice as hard on the farm just to afford her services once a week.
- >not allowed to finish inside her
- >Being Big Mac is suffering.
- >be rarity
- >designing a line of lewd clothing
- >hire whorse to style them for you while you work to make sure your getting the feel just right.
- >have stallions, and for some reason anon, stare through your boutique windows all day and fog the glass with heavy breathing.
- >it has almost been an hour, gonna have to send spike out there with a mop to clean up again.
- >at least you know the designs are good.
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