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Quick One Shots For Whorse Thread

Jun 3rd, 2014
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  1. >see whore pony
  2. >have sex with whore pony
  3. >don't pay whore pony
  4. >whore pony looks at me sad
  5. >feel bad
  6. >buck whore pony in the face
  7. >feel better
  8. >walk away
  9. >"and that's how I got my cutie mark."
  10.  
  11. >be twilight sparkle
  12. >keep dreaming about when you were human
  13. >about one human in particular...
  14. >can't sleep
  15. >go out to park
  16. >find the mare sitting inside the cardboard box.
  17. >"Hey princess, the usual?"
  18. >you nod excitedly
  19. >she pulls out a bucket of orange paint, a bucket of blue paint, and a strap on.
  20. >"so your place or mine?"
  21.  
  22. >be Afternoon Delight
  23. >go to sleep after a long day of, uh, work.
  24. >having normal dreams of owning your own coffee place
  25. >suddenly dream fades away and princess Luna shows up.
  26. >bow in her presence
  27. >*clink* *clink* *clink*
  28. >open your eyes and see 20 dream bits.
  29. >"We require your services for the night."
  30.  
  31. >be anon
  32. >extremely nervous
  33. >face as red as a tomato
  34. >walk up to the pony in the cardboard box
  35. >hand her 20 bits.
  36. >"what'll it be handsome?"
  37. >completely embarrass just close your eyes and hand her the bag
  38. >she looks inside and sees the spurs, boots, and hat.
  39. "A-apple family barn. 20 minutes. Look for the Orange pony with the saddle on."
  40. >run away as soon as you finish
  41. >you really need to stop agreeing to help AJ
  42.  
  43. >be Afternoon Delight
  44. >sitting in your box waiting for customers
  45. >see a yellow pony walking around with a bear.
  46. >oh crap it's fluttershy again.
  47. >please walk past please walk past please walk
  48. >*clink* *clink *clink*
  49. >fuck.
  50. >look at the twenty bits.
  51. "W-what can I do for you fluttershy."
  52. >she whispers in your ear and realize why the bear is with her.
  53. "That'll uh cost extra."
  54. >she reaches into her saddle bag and pulls out a heavy sack of bits, dropping it in front of you
  55. >you look up at her in fear
  56. >she smiles
  57. >"It's his birthday!"
  58.  
  59. >be Rainbow Dash
  60. >super tense before your big show.
  61. >need to rainboom so you can rainboom later for the show.
  62. >anon is out of town, go to local whorse instead.
  63. >pay your bits
  64. >get exactly zero rainbooms going. Her tongues just not agile enough.
  65. >ask for your money back
  66. >get bucked in the face
  67. >have to perform with a black eye and lack of preshow rainboom.
  68. >this is why you always make it rain on her box
  69.  
  70. >be Big Mac
  71. >can't get a date, all the mares in town are intimidated by your girth.
  72. >have to rely on a whore pony to get your fix.
  73. >even she's intimidated and has you pay by the pound.
  74. >have to work twice as hard on the farm just to afford her services once a week.
  75. >not allowed to finish inside her
  76. >Being Big Mac is suffering.
  77.  
  78. >be rarity
  79. >designing a line of lewd clothing
  80. >hire whorse to style them for you while you work to make sure your getting the feel just right.
  81. >have stallions, and for some reason anon, stare through your boutique windows all day and fog the glass with heavy breathing.
  82. >it has almost been an hour, gonna have to send spike out there with a mop to clean up again.
  83. >at least you know the designs are good.
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