11:26 PM] Maze-Senpai: After the last entrant had been in the maze for a while, the door receded and it opened itself to allow another. There was no sign of the last one in, your gut told you not to enter, but you entered anyways. The door slammed shut behind you, sealing you off from the rest of the party. It was just you and the rough stone walls now. The entire maze kept blinking red, like a warning or alarm was going off, it gave you a sense of urgency. Before you was a short hall way ending in a right turn. Your only real option was to follow it.
FEBRUARY 22, 2017
[10:22 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: Hiroki walks forward hurriedly, but resists breaking into a run fully, following the turn.
[10:22 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: SHE THEN SMASHES ALL THE WALLS IN HER PATH
[10:23 PM] Maze-Senpai: The turn presents her with a choice between left and right. To the left is a hallway which leads to a right turn and to the right is a hallway which leads to a left turn
[10:23 PM] Maze-Senpai: AND FUCK YOU. CAVES
[10:23 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: She goes right again
[10:23 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: wait
[10:23 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: confusing wording is confusing
[10:23 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: she still takes the right path that turns left
[10:25 PM] Maze-Senpai: Hiroki turns the corner to find that the hall leads to a dead end. However, there is an offshoot to the left. A strange creature floats out of the offshoot, bounces off the wall, and then floats back into it
[10:25 PM] Maze-Senpai: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kirby/images/b/ba/GordoDeluxe.png/revision/latest?cb=20140501151148&path-prefix=en

[10:28 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: She looks down the offshoot, taking care not to actually let the thing collide with her
[10:29 PM] Maze-Senpai: The offshoot turns out to be a rather long hallway itself, but leads to another dead end. Another branch almost immediately opens out of it to the right(edited)
[10:30 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: She waits for the thing to bounce off the wall near her, the follows behind it until she can duck into the branch
[10:30 PM] Maze-Senpai: Hiroki ducks into the branch and finds herself in a short hall which turns back to the left
[10:31 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: She follows the hall, checking around the corner before stepping in fully in case there are any unpleasant surprises
[10:33 PM] Maze-Senpai: Hiroki finds no unpleasant surprises, but instead simply another short hall with another left turn. But the turn doesn't lead to another hall, instead she finds a dead end. However, the right wall of the dead end appears to not be an actual wall, but rather a part of the ceiling that has collapsed
[10:35 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: She attempts to see if she can (safely) move the debris out of the way
[10:36 PM] Maze-Senpai: Attempting to move the debris in any meaningful way proves fruitless(edited)
[10:37 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: Does it look like there's any way around? Failing that, any wall or floor panels that look oddly colored, that sort of thing?
[10:37 PM] Maze-Senpai: Nothing of the sort
[10:38 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: mm
[10:39 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: She doubles back, looking carefully for anything unusual, stopping when she either finds something or reaches the hall with the bouncing thing again (outside it, obv)
[10:40 PM] Maze-Senpai: Hiroki doesn't find anything unusual and stops near the Gordo, which floats past her, its eyes blankly staring at her as it goes by(edited)
[10:41 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: Being careful not to let the thing run into her, she looks toward the far end of the hall it's floating back and forth in. Anything interesting there?
[10:41 PM] Maze-Senpai: Hiroki sees that the Gordo's repeated bouncing and spiky nature has coated the far wall with scratches and dents(edited)
[10:43 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: bleh
[10:44 PM] Maze-Senpai: The Gordo seconds this
[10:44 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: She dodges the Gordo again and goes back a bit further to check out the dead end she'd skipped to come here
[10:45 PM] Maze-Senpai: This dead end proves itself to be very dead outside the rhythmic echo of the Gordo colliding with the wall nearby
[10:45 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: why this
[10:45 PM] Maze-Senpai: Because there's nothing here
[10:46 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: she goes back and tries the other hall where they branched at first
[10:47 PM] Maze-Senpai: The other hall's turn appears to be a dead end as well. However, the wall just before it turns is littered with cracks
[10:47 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: Hiroki pushes at the wall, to see if she can knock it down.
[10:48 PM] Maze-Senpai: No matter how hard she tries, the wall simply proves too strong for her
[10:50 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: can she summon her mech and try to knock it over with that? if not, she heads back to the Gordo hall
[10:51 PM] Maze-Senpai: Hiroki's attempts to summon her mech are met with nothing. Somehow the maze seems to be preventing this. The Gordo stares at her solemnly, as though it understands her plight. Or maybe it was just physically incapable of doing anything but stare
[10:52 PM] Maze-Senpai: The red blinking speeds up slightly, adding a sense of further urgency
[10:53 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: does it look like she would be able to safely redirect the Gordo at all? If so, she tries to guide it to the cracked wall, if not, she goes back to the collapsed area and looks around again
[10:57 PM] Maze-Senpai: Hiroki finds that pushing the Gordo is a perfectly feasible task, and almost senses some gratitude from it. Two redirects, one of which resulted in it poking her rather painfully, and she manages to get it to the cracked wall. Instead of bouncing off, the Gordo tries to move through it. The Gordo being an unstoppable force and the wall being a very moveable object, it successfully breaks through before bouncing back. Through the newly made hole, Hiroki can see another Gordo bouncing along a hallway perpendicual to the one she is in
[10:58 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: While attempting to dodge the first Gordo, she checks out the perpendicular hall while avoiding another unpleasant boop from a Gordo
[11:00 PM] Maze-Senpai: To the left Hiroki spies a turn leading back towards the direction of the entrance. To the right she is providing with a choice of two hallways which lead away(edited)
[11:01 PM] Maze-Senpai: (I probably described that poorly, here's a picture, red box is you http://prntscr.com/eca4se)
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[11:02 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: Hiroki attempts to take the second hall from the bottom while trying to be careful with her timing, doing the "follow the Gordo" trick again
[11:04 PM] Maze-Senpai: Directly ahead the hallway is blocked off by more collapsed ceiling. Next to this is a small room also containing several collapses which block the path
[11:05 PM] Maze-Senpai: The red light increases its blinking speed again, giving the impression that there remains little time
[11:05 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: She hurries along the bottommost path after Gordo Dodging: Electric Boogaloo
[11:06 PM] Maze-Senpai: The bottom path is a hall which leads to a right turn. Around the turn she's provided with what would be an intersection, but the rightwards path is blocked off by more collapsed ceiling
[11:07 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: She checks out the left path
[11:07 PM] Maze-Senpai: This path is rather long, but is cut off by another collapse
[11:08 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: She goes back to the topmost path, using the other hall to dodge the Gordo
[11:10 PM] Maze-Senpai: The topmost path is almost immediately blocked by yet another collapse. Hiroki can just see past it in a couple of spots, there appears to be a blue wall behind it, particularly odd as nearly everything else is grey. The Gordo behind her makes a clinking sound as it bounces lazily off the wall
[11:10 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: Hiroki pokes at the blue wall a bit. If it doesn't respond to poking, she tries to boop the Gordo at it
[11:11 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: wait
[11:11 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: sbhpaoeURHPOWERF
[11:11 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: she boops the gordo towards it to see if it can actually move through
[11:11 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: the collapsed spots that is
[11:12 PM] Maze-Senpai: The Gordo breaks through the collapse, but bounces off the wall
[11:12 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: Hiroki sees if the wall reacts to her touch at all
[11:13 PM] Maze-Senpai: The wall is cold and unfeeling, it makes no reaction to Hiroki whatsoever
[11:13 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: screams internally
[11:14 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: she goes back to try and clear the second path from the bottom with a Gordo
[11:14 PM] Maze-Senpai: (Which Gordo?)
[11:14 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: uhhhhhhh
[11:14 PM] Faulty Lesbian Detector: the one left behind in the other hall, not the one she just used
[11:21 PM] Maze-Senpai: The blinking accelerates to the point where Hiroki's eyes can barely keep up. She quickly pushes the Gordo down in an attempt to redirect it into the passage, but her method proves painful. She's eventually successful but sherecieves a painful gash on her leg and a deep cut into her pride. The collapse is destroyed, revealing a section of hall painted entirely in blue. But before Hiroki can do anything more, the entire maze goes solid red. Suddenly, the world around her shifts and she finds herself in a comfortable lounge area with several counches and chairs, as well as a table full of food from various universes(edited)