S1E1 Thoughts

I hated Abed in the season 5 episodes I saw, so it makes sense that he annoys the piss out of me here.

Jeff tells Abed he has Aspergers.  This show really [i]was[/i] made in 2009.

S1E2 Thoughts

I like that even just the montage of Jeff and Pierce's story took longer than an actual five sentence conversation between even the worst two students would have.

Sensible chuckles: Pierce on fire

S1E3 Thoughts

I would have loved to see Patton Oswalt be that film professor.

Eyyyy!  Badger brings in the lattes!

Sensible chuckles: Pierce sneezing

S1E4 Thoughts

John Oliver is knocking it out of the park.

Eyyyy!  Eric Christian Olsen!  Hippie Badger!

Boom, DeGrasse High drop.

Is Abed ever a character, or just a caricature?  Maybe his shenanigans with Troy will be funnier.

Sensible chuckles: "Go kill John Lennon again, you loser!", Shirley mocking Vaughn's tiny nipples

S1E5 Thoughts

The role of the Dean was really downplayed early on, wasn't it?  --Whoops, spoke too soon

Sensible chuckles: "If you're gonna argue with me, then put on a bathing suit." "Busted!  Heh heh *swims away*", Pierce ripping off Bruce Hornsby

S1E6 Thoughts

Oh look, it only took Abed six episodes to reference the will-they won't-they trope... aaaaaand firmly established as the fourth-wall breaker.

I'D be bestest girlfriends with Shirley.  Stupid judgemental killjoy Brita :(

"That dude looks like Moby!" is basically all I've ever thought of Jim Rash... although from time to time I think he also sounds like Dave Foley

...Whyyyyy... is the trophy case nearly empty... but the wall ledge of the student activity center adorned with various, and numerous trophies and plaques?  Oh, community college... you are such a community college...

Aw troy :unsmith:

Sensible chuckles: Pierce zagging when Shirley expects him to zig, racist-gay-homophobic-black-racist-damn, "no, cause I'm not in a commercial for a breakfast cereal"

S1E7 Thoughts

Yay any episode that doesn't focus on Jeff trying with Brita is a good one

Oh what a tangled fuck-up they weave

I really do wanna be best friends with Shirley :(

Sensible chuckles: "Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with 'Mexican Halloween' as a sexual position", Pierce still can't figure out his voice activation, "YOU DON'T HAVTA KEEP DOING THAT", "*nod*" "*hat tip*", Pierce tripping

S1E8 Thoughts

Is it wrong that I care more about Annie and Troy than I ever did about Jeff and Britta

That sticker doesn't hide the Vaio logo on your laptop, Jeff

"It's the blanket my grandmother used to court my grandfather" ough too sad, too sad

I legit wanna sit in on that jam sesh

Oh... ok... THIS is where they put Patton Oswalt...

"Pierce you're a B" is catchy

Sensible chuckles: "Vaughn?  Oh that guy with the tiny nipples you did it with.", Vaughn's songs, "Hey, what are you doing, that was the Jeffersons, honkey"

S1E9 Thoughts

Oooh, iCarly burn

I got real Brittany Murphy-in-Clueless vibes from Annie letting her hair down, right down to the smile

Their mascot is a gimp D:

Sensible chuckles: "I always envision the opponent having aggressive sex with my mother", "Did I just say crossburner?"

S1E10 Thoughts

First Jeff experiences life with Abed, now he experiences it with Chang... is Chang as crazy as Leslie Chow?

I'm never going to appreciate Abed's role in the show if I find every Abed-centric story insufferable, but hey, he's magic I guess.  He can sing to mice and doesn't afraid of anything.  It's 2009, that joke still has legs.

Sensible chuckles: Chang giving the students the horns for messing with the bull

S1E11 Thoughts

When did Troy get so competitive D:

"You can never tell in the dark" bwaaaaah... Dean, jesus... and he keeps it locked in his office >_<

Five minutes in and so much can go wrong.  The virgin putting on a condom... Pierce bringing a hooker to the STD fair... the fact a community college has an STD fair...

Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis oh wait, doing this is making me want to watch Mission Hill

Everyone's getting drunk and the condoms have holes in them?  Oh shit got darker than I thought it would

Sensible chuckles: "He's gay now" "*I think he was gay then*", Chang pocketing condoms, Shirley peering through the keyhole, Pierce striking out with a hooker, reverse Porky's