Dear Lady Salamence, you are a Cloned Velociraptor

For the laughs, the STARS decided to put a velociraptor skull into MR.SANDSMAN’s cloning machines, and viola, you were born. The STARS trained you to be a natural born predator, well ok they trained you to be a movie star for the Jurassic Park series, mainly showing you how to always aim for the crotch, before releasing you back into the wild to be free after Jurassic Park 3. It was hard to survive out there, things aren’t how they used to be, and you had no friends, but the STARS wouldn’t take you back, you had your 15 minutes of fame, so you ate all of them and that’s why they aren’t here, and now you’re going it alone.

Every other night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with “NX - Aim for user’s crotch”. You will sink your teeth into user’s crotch in a more horrific scene then can possibly be described, killing them.

Additionally, every night you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with “NX – Become extinct near user” You will become extinct near user, and if user targets you with a kill that night, you will die, but you can revive yourself by posting “I’d like to thank the scientists at Cinnabar island” in the thread.

Every night, you may also PM Yeti and kingofkongs with “NX – Play Fetch with user”. You will play fetch with user, and since no one can resist playing fetch with a <snip>ing velociraptor, they will be unable to complete their night action.

Every day, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with “DX – Philociraptor user”. You will ask user a series of philosophical questions, from which you will piece together that user’s full role pm.

Also, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with “DX – Search user’s house for the STARS”. In your search for any lingering STARS to feast on, you will come across all items user has and take them for yourself.

You currently hold a One-time BPV. If you are targeted with a kill, this will block the first attempt. After this is used, it will not save you again. This cannot be stolen and activates automatically.

Though you hate SCFiI for acting like they’re the best prehistoric creatures, and you hate most of the other factions as well, there is one you have no conflict with. You know that *snip*, a member of the *snip* is *snip*, someone you are on good terms with.

You are allied with yourself. You win if the *snip* are dead and the *snip*, *snip*, and *snip* lose.

Quote: If you believe in Raptor Jesus, your soul will be saved. Also, you will not have your internal organs ripped out.