RUSTLEMANIA

May 31 21:48:58 <zoofman>	ALRIGHT
May 31 21:49:03 <zoofman>	SOME TIME LAST WEEK
May 31 21:49:12 <zoofman>	THE NIGHT HAD ARRIVED
May 31 21:49:59 <zoofman>	The one, the only, the mother fucking Rustlemania was going on in Veilbeak City at the arena, in no less grand a stadium than the arena itself
May 31 21:51:51 <zoofman>	Now, Lilith being the busy women she is, Arnaldo had mentioned he'd meet her at the train station!
May 31 21:54:34 »»	Lilith is totally at the train station, in much more casual attire than usual. What kind of woman goes adventuring into the Visiwan wilds wearing a business blouse and slacks, anyway? Big Lilly Style does.
May 31 21:55:44 <Lilith>	She's settled with a nice long-sleeved shirt and jeans instead. Dedekind is in her grasp, gnawing energetically on a blueberry muffin.
May 31 22:00:13 <zoofman>	Arnaldo is pretty easy to spot as you step off the train, as he's wearing a pink polo shirt and khakis.  He looks over to you and nods.  "Evenin', Lilith!  Energetic as ever eh?  Guessin' that little hell raiser under your arms is Dedekind?"
May 31 22:01:01 <Lilith>	"The one and only. He's bad, and I have proof in the pictures."
May 31 22:01:23 »»	Lilith slides a pair of Gible-sized sunglasses over Dedekind's eyes. The gible simple continues eating away as if nothing had changed.
May 31 22:02:02 <Lilith>	Gible simply*
May 31 22:02:12 <Lilith>	"Don't think I've met any of your buddies, though."
May 31 22:05:16 <zoofman>	"Guess ya hadn't," he pulls out a torquise and purple ball and clicks it to release a Squirtle in sunglasses of its own, wearing a fedora, small jacket and tie, a cigar hanging from its cheeky grin.
May 31 22:05:58 <Lilith>	"Classy as fuck."
May 31 22:06:39 <zoofman>	"This is Shmick.  Not exactly the nicest little sucker but he's got a flair for style."
May 31 22:06:57 <Lilith>	"I believe it. My buddies are mostly a bunch of lovable goofballs."
May 31 22:07:03 <Lilith>	"Except for Hilbert. He's awesome."
May 31 22:07:55 <Lilith>	"While we're trying to get to the main event, though...."
May 31 22:08:05 <Lilith>	"There's so much I'm curious about, Captain. So very much."
May 31 22:08:20 <Lilith>	"Call it academic inquiry, if you must," she says with a grin.
May 31 22:09:59 »»	zoofman holds out his hand for you.  "Well I'm no scholar but I can humor ya.  But yeah we should least get a move on for this thing."
May 31 22:10:12 <zoofman>	"Truth be told I still don't really know what the heck it is."
May 31 22:11:20 <Lilith>	"It is only the BEST THING EVER. Provided you've brough the jimmies for maximum rustling."
May 31 22:11:35 <Lilith>	"Mine's in my pack," she says, patting her satchel.
May 31 22:11:55 <Lilith>	"Event should be that-a-way."
May 31 22:11:58 <Lilith>	"As for you....."
May 31 22:12:07 <zoofman>	"...They are a physical...thing?"
May 31 22:12:25 <Lilith>	"They might be. They might not be. That's the magic."
May 31 22:13:38 <zoofman>	"So now you're a scholar and a magician.  Hrrrrm."
May 31 22:13:44 <Lilith>	"But yes! You like talking about money, but you've admitted to running a bar at a loss."
May 31 22:13:54 <Lilith>	"It's a little odd how those two things clash."
May 31 22:14:03 <Lilith>	"At the very least, actually -keeping- money isn't a concern."
May 31 22:14:41 <zoofman>	"Well."
May 31 22:17:03 <zoofman>	"How's it any different than donations or a collection of sports cars?" He harhars quietly.  "A larger surplus just means the events get more extravagant and adventerous."
May 31 22:17:24 <Lilith>	"I suppose."
May 31 22:18:00 <Lilith>	"Having money definitely isn't everything."
May 31 22:19:07 <zoofman>	"To me the light at the end of that is having enough to fund a wild night on the moon.  But first comes the ship capable of space travel for that, so gotta save for -something- at least."
May 31 22:20:20 <Lilith>	"And the environment that makes it possible to have a wild night on the moon to begin with, I guess."
May 31 22:20:24 »»	You are now known as Arnaldo
May 31 22:22:06 <Arnaldo>	"Eh could just park the ship up there, but on some level what I do for a living can be summed up as redistributing money from folks who aren't going to miss it and letting it trickle down to those who got more to worry about on their plate."
May 31 22:22:17 <Arnaldo>	"So I'm only an asshole about -half- the time, give or take."
May 31 22:22:47 <Lilith>	"Or at least, to half of the people on the bell curve, anyway."
May 31 22:23:53 <Lilith>	"But what about the extravagance and the collateral damage?" she asks, chuckling.
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May 31 22:24:07 <Arnaldo>	Shmick edges on ahead of you guys, prodding folks who are moving to slow to get out of your way.  The result is basically a parted path through the streets.
May 31 22:26:50 <Arnaldo>	"Well we -are- privateers, so those are accounted for as well.  Less so in peace time than times like the crap shoot the region's in at the moment."
May 31 22:30:20 <Lilith>	"Well, as long as it's good work that you enjoy, and that no one gets -too- sour about things...."
May 31 22:31:20 <Arnaldo>	"Anything else you're wondering, miss scholar?  Got some questions of my own for you buuuut..." You guys are standing outside the arena.  "I think we're both more curious about these rustles at the moment eh?"
May 31 22:33:38 <Lilith>	"Well, you can ask away as long as we've got time. It's only fair since I shot first, right?"
May 31 22:37:39 <Arnaldo>	"Hrrrrrm what's a fun one..." he rubs his chin as you two get in line.
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May 31 22:38:14 <Arnaldo>	"What's the story behind the name of your group's boat?"
May 31 22:38:53 <Arnaldo>	"Have a feeling you were the one who named it given it's not something like the 'zap dingy'."
May 31 22:40:17 <Lilith>	"Yep!"
May 31 22:40:45 <Lilith>	"It's just a joke. Try to picture some gunnery captain calling out targets."
May 31 22:41:28 <Lilith>	" 'She's one of ours, sir!' 'What? No, she isn't...' 'No, the 'She's One Of Ours, Sir!' "
May 31 22:41:45 <Lilith>	"It stuck because the boys are -not that creative.-"
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May 31 22:43:15 <Arnaldo>	He laughs a bit more than you expected. "Yeah I noticed that when I first saw it.  Was wondering if there was a story behind it"
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May 31 22:43:49 <Lilith>	"Just my sense of humor, I guess."
May 31 22:44:07 <Lilith>	"That was when I just joined, though, so I wouldn't have had any inside jokes with them, you know?"
May 31 22:44:15 <Lilith>	"The stories happen after you get comfortable."
May 31 22:44:34 <Arnaldo>	"I think you'd have to have a good one to deal with those goofs that often.  What's the worst inside joke you all have?"
May 31 22:46:20 <Lilith>	"Inside jokes are inside for a reason, yeah? There's always the context to consider."
May 31 22:46:37 <Lilith>	"Probably the easiest to explain....that one would have to do with my Torterra."
May 31 22:47:21 <Arnaldo>	"This is going exactly where I think it is, isn't it."
May 31 22:47:59 <Lilith>	"Boooooooooonerfaaaaaaaaarts."
May 31 22:48:32 <Lilith>	"Ever since Shawyun ended up legally naming my Torterra that, it's been used to refer to any really dumb, visible mistake."
May 31 22:49:12 <Arnaldo>	"The turtle's name. IS Bonerfart."  It's less a question and more stating it to himself to digest it.
May 31 22:50:03 <Arnaldo>	"I must say I'm impressed.  That's cruder than anything I've heard from a sailor in the past year."
May 31 22:50:32 <Lilith>	"Less crude, more childish."
May 31 22:50:34 <Lilith>	"Anyway."
May 31 22:50:43 <Lilith>	"It's LIEUTENANT Bonerfart."
May 31 22:51:01 <Lilith>	"But he feels really bad about it, so it's just The Lieutenant most of the time. It's a nickname I can salvage."
May 31 22:51:24 <Lilith>	"Changing a Pokemon's legal name can actually be pretty annoying, so....it stuck. Wrote a paper on the process, even."
May 31 22:52:11 <Arnaldo>	Eventually you guys get shuffled in and seated, fairly close up to the arena floor mind you.  They got a boxing ring set up with a few microphones planted on it.
May 31 22:52:44 <Arnaldo>	"Can't say I can blame em.  Poor guy's gotta live with the name. Yeesh."
May 31 22:53:15 <Arnaldo>	"...Bet I could find a specialist to help with that process later though."
May 31 22:53:36 <Lilith>	"Man, I don't even know what I'd call him now."
May 31 22:53:53 <Lilith>	"....besides, once you find this specialist, what would you do to persuade them?"
May 31 22:54:40 »»	Arnaldo gives a sly grin.  "Oooooh I got a trick or two."
May 31 22:55:26 <Lilith>	"Not going to share?"
May 31 22:55:53 <Arnaldo>	"I'd tell ya but I'd have to make you walk the plank," he winks.
May 31 22:56:15 <Arnaldo>	And then a man jumps out of the floor of the boxing ring, tearing a hole in the middle of it.  Musclebound, shirtless, beard, yellow bandana.  "SUP SUCKAS?"
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May 31 22:58:18 <Arnaldo>	Yellow Bandana Man: "I'M JIMBO RUSTLE, AND THIS IS RUSTLEMANIA, THE RAWEST, MOST BRUTAL AND GUT WRENCHING IMPROV COMEDY NIGHT OF THE MOTHER FUCKING YEAR."
May 31 22:58:45 <Arnaldo>	He throttles a microphone, leaning forward. "AREYOUREADYTOHAVEYOURGODDAMNJIMMIESRUSTLED?"
May 31 22:59:16 <Lilith>	"FUCK YES"
May 31 22:59:39 »»	<Lilith> nudges Arnaldo to GET HYPED.
May 31 23:01:04 »»	Arnaldo chuckles.  "Ooooooh that's what this is eh?  This'll be so methin'."  You barely hear him over the crowd's cheering.
May 31 23:02:42 <Lilith>	"Damn right it will be! Who doesn't love comedy?"
May 31 23:02:48 <Arnaldo>	JIMBO RUSTLE: "THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO FUCKING HEAR.  NOW HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS.  THE FIVE PEOPLE IN THE CROWD MOST READY TO HAVE THE SHIT RUSTLED OUT OF THEIR JIMMIES ARE GONNA GET ON STAGE AND SHOW US JUST HOW FUCKING BRUTAL THEY ARE."
May 31 23:05:22 <Lilith>	"Ooooh, this is going to be a riot. Going to need some popcorn for this one."
May 31 23:05:34 <Arnaldo>	Roll me Perception
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May 31 23:06:43 <Lilith>	4d6+4 the BEST
May 31 23:06:44 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, the BEST: 20 [4d6=3,6,3,4]
May 31 23:07:41 <Arnaldo>	The crowd is going absolutely ape shit.  People clobbering one another and getting rowdy as hell, girls flashing cameras....but you notice a few things that stand out.
May 31 23:10:18 <Arnaldo>	You see some dumbass pinch good ol' Rocket Tit's, well, tits.  She grabs him, tosses him into the air so that he's falling near the boxing ring, then runs up and punches him in the gut as he falls, knocking him back up!  JIMBO RUSTLE "HOLY SHIT THATS SOME JIMMIES.  FIRST PICKED"
May 31 23:11:00 <Lilith>	"Welp. We either watch, or we try to get in on the insanity."
May 31 23:11:09 <Lilith>	"Looks like Rocket Tits is in."
May 31 23:12:24 <Arnaldo>	You see Uproar simply walk in with a bucket of popcorn and say "I DUNNO WHAT A JIMMY IS BUT YALL NIGGAS SO CRAZY FO' EM HUH."  it's so loud everyone just, sorta goes quiet for a second.
May 31 23:12:54 <Arnaldo>	Jimbo Rustle: "CHRIST ON A POGOSTICK THAT GUY LOUD, RUSTLER #2!"
May 31 23:13:19 <Lilith>	"I got an idea. We've got some space over there."
May 31 23:13:39 <Arnaldo>	Arnaldo is on the same page as you, but just biding his time.
May 31 23:14:12 <Arnaldo>	You hear a NEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIGH from the sky, just barely.
May 31 23:14:32 »»	Lilith pulls the Lieutenant's Pokeball off her belt.
May 31 23:15:53 <Arnaldo>	And then, a man in a suit and a Rapidash mask, riding a winged Rapidash, descends, landing on stage.  He hops off his pegasus and stares down Jimbo. "THESE ARE THE BEST FUCKING RUSTLER ENTRANCES WE'VE EVER HAD, WHAT THE FUCK COULD POSSIBLY TOP THIS?"
May 31 23:16:16 <Lilith>	"LIEUTENANT BOOOOONERFAAAAAAAART"
May 31 23:16:19 <Lilith>	"WE RIIIIIIDE"
May 31 23:16:30 »»	Lilith releases the Torterra and hops on his back.
May 31 23:16:49 <Lilith>	"MAKE WAY FOR THE SEXY ECONOMIC GODDESS OF WAR, SUCKAS"
May 31 23:16:57 <Arnaldo>	Arnaldo laughs as you march off, seems he's got a different idea at the moment, just waiting...
May 31 23:17:13 <Lilith>	Subtlety? WHAT'S THAT
May 31 23:17:20 <Arnaldo>	The Lieutenant looks to the horse monster, grunts and lets you board, and then marches down!
May 31 23:17:44 <Arnaldo>	He knocks down several people in his path, including an old lady!
May 31 23:18:58 <Arnaldo>	JIMBO RUSTLE: "DOUBLE. JIMMIES FOR TRAMPLIN THE FUCK OUT OF MY GRANDMA!"
May 31 23:19:47 <Lilith>	"Wait, what? We were supposed to be more careful than this."
May 31 23:20:05 »»	Lilith looks around for the old lady, helps her up, then continues marching down.
May 31 23:21:13 <Arnaldo>	Jimbo Rustle: "AND THEN SHE TREATS HER WITH RESPECT.  THAT. IS THE SINGLE MOST BADASSTHING I'VE SEEN ALL WEEK.  FOUR RUSTLERS, WHO IS GONNA BE THE LAST?"
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May 31 23:23:24 <Arnaldo>	It's then you see a guy charging at the stage with a fire estinguisher ready to blast you all!
May 31 23:24:33 <Arnaldo>	And then a -BAM- as he clutches his knee and falls over in pain.  Roll Perception again ~
May 31 23:25:08 <Lilith>	4d6+4 STILL THE BEST
May 31 23:25:08 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, STILL THE BEST: 15 [4d6=2,5,2,2]
May 31 23:26:40 <Arnaldo>	After a bit of scanning the crowd from -everyone-, the gazes focus on where you were sitting.  Arnaldo is standing there, casually holstering a pistol to his belt again as he whistles.
May 31 23:26:45 <Arnaldo>	...Things get a quiet.
May 31 23:26:58 <Lilith>	"......"
May 31 23:27:18 <Lilith>	"thatbetternothavebeenanactualbullet" she whispers quickly to the Lieutenant.
May 31 23:28:02 <Arnaldo>	Arnaldo looks up. "Oh he'll be fine it was just a kush ball bullet."
May 31 23:29:22 <Arnaldo>	Jimbo Rustle: "PAINT ME GREEN AND SPANK ME LIKE A DISRESPECTFUL BAYLEEF, DID THAT DUDE JUST SHOOT SOMEONE?  GET ON DOWN HERE WE GOT OUR FIVE RUSTLERS!"
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May 31 23:31:02 <Arnaldo>	The crowd quiets down some, but not much, as he makes his way down, standing next to you as they shuffle you guys into the boxing ring. "Nice battlecry you had there by the way," Arnaldo quips.
May 31 23:31:31 <Lilith>	"Best I could do on short notice. Punks have to know who the real deal is around here."
May 31 23:31:48 <Lilith>	"It's all about shenanigans here. I went to a university that was -known- for its shenanigans."
May 31 23:31:57 <Lilith>	"I won't be easy pickings, that's for sure."
May 31 23:32:04 <Arnaldo>	Luckily, UPROAR's in the middle, with you two on the far end, and Gabriella and the masked horse monster on the other end.  The loud ass giant munches his popcorn only slightly quieter than he talks.
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May 31 23:34:18 <Arnaldo>	Arnaldo: "Well, comedy -is- all about expectations and you're pretty gifted at surprising me with those, so g'luck."
May 31 23:35:07 <Lilith>	"Best of skill, Captain."
May 31 23:37:36 <Arnaldo>	Jimbo Rustle hops out of the ring, but turns to face you guys. "OKAY, HERE'S THE FUCKING RULES.  AND YOU BETTER FOLLOW EM OR YOU'RE QUESTIONABLY RETARDED CAUSE THEY ARE PRETTY SIMPLE.  EACH OF YOU GETS TO USE A POKEMON FOR THIS, BUT THEY CAN'T HIT EACH OTHER.  THERE'S FOUR MICS AND FIVE OF YOU. "
May 31 23:38:31 <Arnaldo>	"ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS DO THE DAMN SKITS THE BEST YOU CAN AND GET YOUR POKEMON TO STEAL A MIC FROM THE OTHERS IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING GET AHOLD OF ONE."
May 31 23:39:01 <Arnaldo>	"EACH TIME ONE OF YOU GETS KNOCKED OUT, WE TAKE A MIC AWAY TOO.  LAST ONE STANDING IS THE GOD DAMN CHAMP OF RUSTLEMANIA."
May 31 23:39:41 <Arnaldo>	"DID I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY CLEAR OR DO YOU LINT LICKERS ONLY SPEAK SHITTY LANGUAGES LIKE KANTONESE?"
May 31 23:39:50 »»	Lilith checks her satchel for something. Whatever it is, though, it must be there, because she's grinning like an idiot.
May 31 23:39:51 <Lilith>	"Crystal."
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May 31 23:41:38 <Arnaldo>	Gabriella: "WE can't do the punching? Aw crap."  The horse man NEEEEEIGHS with a nod.
May 31 23:41:53 <Arnaldo>	UPROAR just squints. "ARE WE RELATED BY CHANCE?" the crowd laughs.
May 31 23:42:14 <Lilith>	"Aw, come on, Gabby. There's more to this than slapstick."
May 31 23:43:29 <Arnaldo>	Gabriella: "You underestimate how good I am at embarassing folks, 'Biggy'."  She cackles.
May 31 23:43:49 <Lilith>	"I've practically got a doctorate in this field, Rocket Tits. You're on."
May 31 23:44:02 <Arnaldo>	Arnaldo raises an eyebrow. "Just me or she plottin' something?  And aye aye Jimbo!"
May 31 23:44:33 <Arnaldo>	(Okay, mechanically how this works is like normal combat)
May 31 23:44:43 <Lilith>	"Everyone's plotting something. You should be too."
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May 31 23:45:28 <Arnaldo>	(Just with trainer actions only being trying to grab a mic and go with the prompt.  If a trainer gets hit by a damaging move, they drop the mic, but can recover one later.)
May 31 23:45:40 <Arnaldo>	(So lemeee know speeds when you're ready :P)
May 31 23:46:10 <Lilith>	"Alright, Weierstrass. LET'S KICK SOME ASS"
May 31 23:46:31 <Lilith>	( Lil 20, Weierstrass 16 )
May 31 23:49:39 <~Arnaldo>	UPROAR releases a Beartic. "COME ON SCIENCE, MY FRIEND, LET'S RUSTLE THIS SHIT OUT OF THESE GOOFS."
May 31 23:50:21 <Lilith>	The Heracross wonders just what the fuck he did in a past life to deserve this.
May 31 23:50:26 <~Arnaldo>	Shawyun already had his flying pony out.  "Let's slam, Flutterdew!"
May 31 23:51:17 <~Arnaldo>	Gabby releases a Machamp.  "Justice!  Ruin these guy's nights!"
May 31 23:51:31 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo just whistles, and the gangster turtle hops on stage with a small salute.
May 31 23:52:21 <~Arnaldo>	Jimbo pulls a card out of a hat someone gives him!
May 31 23:52:51 <~Arnaldo>	"THE NAME OF THE GAME IS THINGS FROM A FUCKING HAT.  I NAME A SCENARIO AND YOU GIVE ME THE BEST DAMN JOKE YOU GOT ABOUT IT."
May 31 23:53:27 <Lilith>	"Where's your regular hat?"
May 31 23:54:23 <~Arnaldo>	He reads the card out loud. "IT EXPLODED.  THE FIRST ONE IS THINGS YOU'D ASK A POKEMON BREEDER TO DO, BUT NOT YOUR SPOUSE, SIGNIFICANT OTHER, LOVER, OR WHATEVER LOOSE DEFINITION OF RELATIONSHIP YOU GOT GOIN' FOR YA."
May 31 23:56:07 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo wastes no time scooping up a mic, and with no hesitation, "I didn't expect it to be so hairy."
May 31 23:57:19 <~Arnaldo>	The crowd laughs as the pony dives at him with its horn for a drill peck!
May 31 23:57:20 <~Arnaldo>	1d20
May 31 23:57:21 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
May 31 23:57:55 <~Arnaldo>	He drops the mic as he gets horn attacked from behind!
May 31 23:59:38 <~Arnaldo>	Shawyun scoops it up, and whispers from beneath his horse mask.  "What would it take for you to do something questionable with a Tentacruel?"
Jun 01 00:00:31 »»	Lilith bides her time, and dives for a mic, sliding to a stop on her side. She takes the chance to prop up her head with her grounded arm, and strikes a pose. "So you're telling me I actually have to -pay- you for sex?"
Jun 01 00:04:55 <~Arnaldo>	The crowd is much more receptive to your joke than Shawyun's! Gabby hurries over and takes one too, and wraps an arm around ya as she says hers. "Well what if you just -pretend- mine is a boy and see how it goes?"
Jun 01 00:05:52 <~Arnaldo>	That one gets the crowd roudy, but not exactly for comedy reasons!
Jun 01 00:05:55 <~Arnaldo>	Weir's turn!
Jun 01 00:07:05 <Lilith>	Weierstrass engages in CLOSE COMBAT with Gabby! Due to their proximity, Lil attempts to grab her mic.
Jun 01 00:07:16 <Lilith>	1d20 THE CLOSEST COMBAT
Jun 01 00:07:16 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, THE CLOSEST COMBAT: 13 [1d20=13]
Jun 01 00:08:02 <~Arnaldo>	She is toppled over, Lilith is now DUAL WIELDING MICS.
Jun 01 00:08:18 »»	Lilith clicks her tongue and wags a disapproving finger at Gabby.
Jun 01 00:09:26 <~Arnaldo>	(roll yo damage son~) Science walks over to Shawyun
Jun 01 00:09:38 <~Arnaldo>	and Ice Punches him in the back of the head!
Jun 01 00:09:39 <~Arnaldo>	1d20
Jun 01 00:09:40 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
Jun 01 00:09:45 <~Arnaldo>	THE HORSE MASK DEFLECTS IT!
Jun 01 00:10:32 <~Arnaldo>	Smick pulls out a little water gun from his jacket pocket.
Jun 01 00:10:36 <~Arnaldo>	and shoots at Shawyun.
Jun 01 00:10:45 <~Arnaldo>	1d20 FLASH CANNON
Jun 01 00:10:45 <Lilith>	5d10+20+27+6 BAM SON
Jun 01 00:10:45 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, FLASH CANNON: 18 [1d20=18]
Jun 01 00:10:45 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, BAM SON: 93 [5d10=10,9,9,3,9]
Jun 01 00:11:38 <~Arnaldo>	Gabby just grins back at you, "You think a wrestlin' move is gonna take me down? Pft!"  Didn't hurt her much as you thought it would....
Jun 01 00:11:55 <Lilith>	"Ooooh, no. Your pride's going down first."
Jun 01 00:12:05 <Lilith>	"THE MOST BUXOM MATCHUP IS ON"
Jun 01 00:12:47 <~Arnaldo>	Shawyun drops the mic with a HISSSSSSS!
Jun 01 00:12:54 <~Arnaldo>	Justice taps you on the shoulder, Lilith.
Jun 01 00:12:59 <~Arnaldo>	He grins down at you :D
Jun 01 00:13:05 <Lilith>	"...."
Jun 01 00:13:07 <Lilith>	"Welp."
Jun 01 00:13:44 <~Arnaldo>	He picks you up and tosses you, causing you to drop one of the mics! Vital Throw!
Jun 01 00:13:55 <Lilith>	"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Jun 01 00:14:05 <~Arnaldo>	3d8+35 fight damage, can't miss!
Jun 01 00:14:06 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, fight damage, can't miss!: 52 [3d8=8,5,4]
Jun 01 00:14:23 <~Arnaldo>	UPROAR strolls over and picks up the mic Shawyun dropped. "WHADDYA MEAN IT WON'T FIT?"
Jun 01 00:14:49 »»	Lilith lands with an ungraceful thud.
Jun 01 00:15:10 <~Arnaldo>	The crowd loves that one was Jimbo picks a new topic
Jun 01 00:16:46 <~Arnaldo>	JIMBO: "FAMOUS LAST LINES OF PEOPLE WHO DIED OF BUTT DISEASE."
Jun 01 00:18:57 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo scoops over the mic you dropped with a small nod to ya. "I'll just have -one more- plate of Gennesian food."  He gets a few 'ooooooooooooooo's
Jun 01 00:19:21 <~Arnaldo>	FLUTTERDEW...goes into the air, huh.
Jun 01 00:20:57 <~Arnaldo>	Shawyun standds around awkwardly cause he doesn't have a mic!
Jun 01 00:20:59 <~Arnaldo>	Lil!
Jun 01 00:21:24 »»	Lilith grins as she looks up from the ground. "Aw, come on, man, I'm just having a good night with Gabby! How bad could it be?"
Jun 01 00:22:22 <~Arnaldo>	MAX RUSTLE COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- NOT THAT THAT'S A THING BUT THE CROWD LOVES IT.
Jun 01 00:22:55 <Lilith>	THE JUDGES' TABLE RAISES TENS ALL AROUND
Jun 01 00:23:42 <~Arnaldo>	She nods a bit, taking in the laughter, then speaks. "Well if the Captain -really- wants me to swab his poop deck..."
Jun 01 00:23:42 »»	Lilith takes a Burn Heal out of her satchel and tosses it in Gabby's general direction. :D
Jun 01 00:23:53 <~Arnaldo>	OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAX RUSTLE COUNTERRRRRRRR
Jun 01 00:24:29 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo's losing it, just holding his forehead and laughing at the absurdity of all this.
Jun 01 00:24:33 <~Arnaldo>	Weir's turn!
Jun 01 00:25:12 <Lilith>	The Heracross Horn Attacks Arnaldo to get at his mic!
Jun 01 00:25:15 <Lilith>	1d20 BAM SON
Jun 01 00:25:16 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, BAM SON: 19 [1d20=19]
Jun 01 00:25:38 <Lilith>	2d6+10+27+6 normal damage
Jun 01 00:25:39 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, normal damage: 49 [2d6=4,2]
Jun 01 00:25:55 <~Arnaldo>	The speed! It does nothing!  He drops it as he gets prodded by the musclebug!
Jun 01 00:26:17 <~Arnaldo>	Science baps Gabriella with a Night Slash!
Jun 01 00:26:19 <~Arnaldo>	1d20
Jun 01 00:26:19 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
Jun 01 00:26:44 <~Arnaldo>	2d6+35
Jun 01 00:26:45 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 2d6+35: 41 [2d6=4,2]
Jun 01 00:27:12 <~Arnaldo>	She drops her mic but is pretty hard to bruise!
Jun 01 00:27:56 <~Arnaldo>	Smick looks to Lil
Jun 01 00:27:59 <~Arnaldo>	aims the water gun
Jun 01 00:28:04 <Lilith>	"....aw, shit."
Jun 01 00:28:05 <~Arnaldo>	and fires off a water pulse at her from it.
Jun 01 00:28:06 <~Arnaldo>	1d20
Jun 01 00:28:07 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
Jun 01 00:28:12 <~Arnaldo>	3d6+35
Jun 01 00:28:13 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 3d6+35: 48 [3d6=5,4,4]
Jun 01 00:29:01 <~Arnaldo>	Justice tosses UPROAR, and all the mics are free!
Jun 01 00:29:10 <Lilith>	Lil is NOT looking great!
Jun 01 00:30:32 <~Arnaldo>	So he...just picks one back up.  "YES, HONEY, I'M SAYING THAT DRESS MAKE YO BUTT LOOK BIGGER THAN A GOLEM."
Jun 01 00:30:52 <~Arnaldo>	He gets another good round of laughter from that as the next round begins!
Jun 01 00:32:14 <~Arnaldo>	Jimbo reads the next card.  "THE LAST THING YOU WANNA HEAR FROM PEYOTE AT 4 IN THE MORNING ON A TUESDAY."
Jun 01 00:33:37 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo dives for the mic you dropped, Lilith, and whispers, 'you okay?' as he stands and rattles off in a rather good impression of the jolly guy. "I HID THE BODIES IN YO FREEZER, THAT COO?"
Jun 01 00:33:55 »»	Lilith gives a thumbs up.
Jun 01 00:34:14 <~Arnaldo>	And then Flutterdew attacks him from above with Fly.
Jun 01 00:34:17 <~Arnaldo>	1d20
Jun 01 00:34:17 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
Jun 01 00:34:29 <~Arnaldo>	3d12+35
Jun 01 00:34:31 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 3d12+35: 63 [3d12=10,10,8]
Jun 01 00:34:42 <~Arnaldo>	He gets pummeled by the flying horse and drops his mic, also looking not that hot!
Jun 01 00:36:15 <~Arnaldo>	Shawyun picks up a mic, and whispers into his mic.
Jun 01 00:38:36 »»	<Lilith> cracks her knuckles, and rises to her feet to claim her former mic from Arnaldo.
Jun 01 00:38:44 <Lilith>	( Is he done? )
Jun 01 00:39:25 <~Arnaldo>	"...Why are you trying to hump my Waillord?"  ....
Jun 01 00:39:30 <~Arnaldo>	Doesn't really do much for the crowd.
Jun 01 00:39:31 <~Arnaldo>	Lil!
Jun 01 00:39:36 <~Arnaldo>	(I got stumped myself :P)
Jun 01 00:40:24 <Lilith>	She falls on her side, and rolls over to imitate someone turning over in bed and tossing a blanket over their lower half. Her impression is a low, soulful one, as she makes the act as distracting as possible.
Jun 01 00:40:59 <Lilith>	"Hey, baby gurl. Was it as good for you as it was for me?" she says with the creepiest tone and grin possible.
Jun 01 00:41:28 <Lilith>	Weierstrass tries to find an opening to claim a mic from Shawyun, Gabby, and UPROAR with a single Night Slash.
Jun 01 00:41:49 <~Arnaldo>	You get a good row from that one!  And funny enough each of them is holding a mic!
Jun 01 00:42:00 <Lilith>	3#1d20 GOGOGOGOGO
Jun 01 00:42:00 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, GOGOGOGOGO: 18 [1d20=18], 8 [1d20=8], 6 [1d20=6]
Jun 01 00:42:11 <Lilith>	Shawyun is going to FEEL this one.
Jun 01 00:42:18 <~Arnaldo>	(That actually crits all 3!)
Jun 01 00:42:22 <~Arnaldo>	(it's only one roll)
Jun 01 00:42:27 <Lilith>	GOGOGOGOGO
Jun 01 00:42:44 <Lilith>	4d6+20+27+6 CRITICAL RUSTLE
Jun 01 00:42:45 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, CRITICAL RUSTLE: 73 [4d6=5,6,5,4]
Jun 01 00:43:01 »»	Lilith whistles, kicking a grounded mic off the stage.
Jun 01 00:43:09 <~Arnaldo>	but Gabby gets -her- joke off first.  "...Hun, whose's that in the bet wit ch- oh shit!"
Jun 01 00:43:43 <~Arnaldo>	but Shawyun and UPROAR look worse for the wear!
Jun 01 00:44:11 <~Arnaldo>	Science clobbers the horse lord with another Ice Punch!
Jun 01 00:44:12 <~Arnaldo>	1d20
Jun 01 00:44:13 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
Jun 01 00:44:25 <~Arnaldo>	wham! Shawyun face plants, out for the count.
Jun 01 00:44:42 <~Arnaldo>	Smick, in return, looks to UPROAR and pulls the little gun's trigger
Jun 01 00:44:56 <~Arnaldo>	1d20 scald!
Jun 01 00:44:58 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, scald!: 19 [1d20=19]
Jun 01 00:45:13 <Lilith>	"Ooooh! Buuuuurn."
Jun 01 00:45:29 <~Arnaldo>	He AND his popcorn get both soggy and burnt! He wobbles and face plants himself!
Jun 01 00:45:41 »»	Arnaldo has changed the topic to: Arnaldo > Lil > Gabby > Weir  > Smick > Justice  . http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=li8ZqVGzDXQ
Jun 01 00:46:00 »»	<Lilith> nudges Arnaldo. "Gabby's gotta go," she whispers.
Jun 01 00:46:16 <~Arnaldo>	He nods as Justice body slams him
Jun 01 00:46:17 <~Arnaldo>	1d20
Jun 01 00:46:17 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
Jun 01 00:46:37 <~Arnaldo>	3d8+35
Jun 01 00:46:38 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 3d8+35: 50 [3d8=5,7,3]
Jun 01 00:46:57 <~Arnaldo>	...and he's almost KO'd by it as well.
Jun 01 00:47:22 <~Arnaldo>	Only two mics remain on stage!
Jun 01 00:47:48 »»	Lilith is holding one!
Jun 01 00:48:49 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo crawls over for one as Jimbo announces what might be the final round. "CRUDE SHIT YOU'D PAY GREGORY JENKS TO SAY ABOUT YOU AT YOUR FUNERAL."
Jun 01 00:50:19 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo slowly stands, coughs up some blood, and makes a try at an impression. "Hate to say he's taking his buried treasure with him.  It's in his pants."
Jun 01 00:51:45 »»	Lilith grins, and rises to her feet. "Girl's supplyin' what I demand!"
Jun 01 00:52:15 <~Arnaldo>	Gabriella has no mic, so seems prepared to launch for one after Justice acts....Weir!
Jun 01 00:52:23 <Lilith>	As she preps her line, Weierstrass get on the corner turnbuckle, raising both of his fists to the crowd.
Jun 01 00:52:40 <Lilith>	Who knew he was a showman?
Jun 01 00:53:21 <Lilith>	He dives off, takes wing, and charges horn-first right into Gabriela's side, barrel-rolling all the while for added punch.
Jun 01 00:53:28 <Lilith>	1d20 FUCKING MEGAHOOOOOOOOORN
Jun 01 00:53:29 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, FUCKING MEGAHOOOOOOOOORN: 13 [1d20=13]
Jun 01 00:53:32 <~Arnaldo>	Lil gets her fair share of laughs and cat calls for that one! and hits!
Jun 01 00:53:52 <~Arnaldo>	Jimbo: "HOT DAMN THE PEOPLE'S HORN ATTACK"
Jun 01 00:54:09 <Lilith>	Weierstrass attempts to force Gabby out of the ring entirely with the push!
Jun 01 00:54:47 <Lilith>	5d10+20+27+6 DO YOU SMELLLLLL WHAT THE STRASS IS COOKIN'
Jun 01 00:54:48 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, DO YOU SMELLLLLL WHAT THE STRASS IS COOKIN': 74 [5d10=3,3,3,8,4]
Jun 01 00:55:22 <~Arnaldo>	6d6+5 athletics!
Jun 01 00:55:24 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, athletics!: 29 [6d6=4,4,2,6,6,2]
Jun 01 00:55:50 <~Arnaldo>	She manages to stand her ground on the arena, just barely catching and pulling herself over the railing as Smick raises his gun at her
Jun 01 00:55:54 <Lilith>	(( Well, the 3 meter push is in the effect )
Jun 01 00:57:01 <~Arnaldo>	(I know, just for dramatic effect with this up coming thing really, as being ring out isn't really a thing for this other than it stopping her from getting to a mic :P)
Jun 01 00:57:20 <~Arnaldo>	A huge torrent of water comes from the little pistol!
Jun 01 00:57:24 <~Arnaldo>	1d20 hydro cannon
Jun 01 00:57:24 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, hydro cannon: 3 [1d20=3]
Jun 01 00:57:26 <~Arnaldo>	...
Jun 01 00:57:34 <Lilith>	(( Hold on. ))
Jun 01 00:58:06 <Lilith>	(( Aww, History won't do it ))
Jun 01 00:58:18 <~Arnaldo>	He manages to get her shirt wet.
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Jun 01 00:58:32 »»	Lilith wolf-whistles.
Jun 01 00:59:15 <Lilith>	goddammit why must a woman's sexuality be a constantly moving target
Jun 01 00:59:24 <~Arnaldo>	There is much wolf whistling, she groans and just points at Arnaldo as she covers herself some with her free arm, Justice launches at him.
Jun 01 00:59:46 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo: "Ah fuck me-" SKY UPPERCUT!
Jun 01 00:59:47 <~Arnaldo>	1d20
Jun 01 00:59:48 <DiceMaid-9001>	Arnaldo, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
Jun 01 01:00:03 <~Arnaldo>	He's socked in the chin, and falls over unconcious!
Jun 01 01:02:42 »»	Lilith whistles, twirling her mic.
Jun 01 01:04:08 <~Arnaldo>	She walks over and grabs the mic he dropped.  "The guys kept callin', but, well, you know how women's athletes are..."
Jun 01 01:04:39 <~Arnaldo>	She then tosses it aside as the actual final round begins. Jimbo: "HOT DAMN DIDN'T EXPECT THE CHICKS TO BE LEFT STANDING.  ALRIGHT, THEN, ONE JUST FOR YOU TWO."
Jun 01 01:05:31 <~Arnaldo>	"THE LEAST SEXY THING TO SAY IN THE BED ROOM RELATED TO WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING."
Jun 01 01:06:24 <Lilith>	"So, this is the part where I'm supposed to give you the money, right?"
Jun 01 01:06:58 <~Arnaldo>	The crowd loses it!  Gabby can't snag your mic, so Weir is up!
Jun 01 01:07:08 <~Arnaldo>	This is looking like a final stand off for sure, both of you are almost out!
Jun 01 01:09:31 <Lilith>	Weierstrass raises his arms up again towards the crowd!
Jun 01 01:10:21 <Lilith>	He pulls himself into a low crouch, horn glowing in the arena lights.....then charges at full speed, first on foot, then taking wing!
Jun 01 01:10:52 <Lilith>	2#1d20 GIGA IMPACT BAM SON with History 2 if that's allowed, burning 2 AP
Jun 01 01:10:52 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, GIGA IMPACT BAM SON with History 2 if that's allowed, burning 2 AP: 14 [1d20=14], 8 [1d20=8]
Jun 01 01:11:01 <~Arnaldo>	hits without it anyway!
Jun 01 01:11:21 <Lilith>	5d12+25+27+6 TOOOOMBSTONE
Jun 01 01:11:21 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, TOOOOMBSTONE: 88 [5d12=9,4,9,2,6]
Jun 01 01:11:45 <Lilith>	With a crash, he's not content to simply ride the impact, and grapples Gabby on the flyby!
Jun 01 01:11:49 <Lilith>	Up they rise......
Jun 01 01:12:06 <Lilith>	......and like a thunderbolt, they fall, sending debris hither and thither.
Jun 01 01:12:26 <~Arnaldo>	As a small cloud of dust and debris fades...
Jun 01 01:12:59 <~Arnaldo>	Weir is panting on the ground, exhausted.  But Gabriella is laying unconcious.
Jun 01 01:13:28 <Lilith>	"BEST"
Jun 01 01:13:35 <Lilith>	"HERCULES BEETLE"
Jun 01 01:13:40 <Lilith>	"EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER"
Jun 01 01:13:56 <~Arnaldo>	...There's a bit of a lul in the crowd as Jimbo speaks up.  "WELL I'LL BE FUCKIN' DAMNED.  GIVE IT UP FOR THIS YEAR'S RUSTLEMANIAC!  THE SEXY ECONOMIC WAR GODDESS HERSELF!"
Jun 01 01:15:07 <~Arnaldo>	The crowd goes wild as medics start to drag everyone else off, and a ring girl brings over a hilariously exaggerated belt with an engraving of a very familiar Primeape making a very familiar face on the buckle.
Jun 01 01:15:31 <Lilith>	"HELL YES"
Jun 01 01:15:41 <Lilith>	"THUNDERCOCKS HOOOOOOOOOO"
Jun 01 01:16:07 <Lilith>	"Give it up for the contestants, everybody! It's the best Rustlemania yet thanks to them!"
Jun 01 01:16:48 <~Arnaldo>	Lilith recieves the Trainer Body Item: Rustlemaniac Champion's Belt.  +5 to both defenses!
Jun 01 01:17:22 <~Arnaldo>	and +2 to Guile and Charm checks, +4 if they also diss someone in the process!
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Jun 01 01:18:14 <~Arnaldo>	Another ring girl brings a small box over to Weir.
Jun 01 01:18:18 <~Arnaldo>	Seems he gets to choose a reward...
Jun 01 01:18:55 »»	Lilith pulls himself to his feet, and exhales deeply, looking over his options.
Jun 01 01:19:07 <Lilith>	Er, Weierstrass does.
Jun 01 01:19:09 <~Arnaldo>	Sitting there is a pair of boxing gloves with a sort of silly, retro checkered coloring you'd expect on a missle.  The other is a Luchador mask that has been last minute adjusted to fit a Heracross.
Jun 01 01:19:27 <Lilith>	"ALSO GIVE IT UP FOR THE PEOPLES' 'CROSS, WEIERSTRAAAAAAAAAAAASS!"
Jun 01 01:19:37 <Lilith>	Dude. It's not even an option. IT'S THE MASK, BABY.
Jun 01 01:19:59 <~Arnaldo>	Weir recieves EL JEFE'S MASK OF LOVE AND JUSTICE
Jun 01 01:20:08 <Lilith>	Without hestiation, he slips it over his horn, tightens it over his head, and laces up.
Jun 01 01:21:45 <~Arnaldo>	While wearing it he gains access to the Move Vital Throw as a freebie.  It also functions as a Defense Booster.
Jun 01 01:22:56 <~Arnaldo>	The crowd showers you in attention before you're led to a small medic station for some simple first aid.
Jun 01 01:23:28 »»	<Lilith> makes a note to visit the actual medbay to retrieve Arnaldo, apologize to Gabby, and shower everyone in thanks all around.
Jun 01 01:24:40 <~Arnaldo>	You're led to where they were taken after a bit.  Small room with some temporary med beds set up.
Jun 01 01:25:08 <~Arnaldo>	UPROAR seems to already be recovered and gone.  Shawyun, you catch as he's making his exit out a window.  He just stares at you awkwardly as you enter...
Jun 01 01:25:22 <~Arnaldo>	Gabriella and Arnaldo are unconcious still.
Jun 01 01:25:42 <Lilith>	"Hey, Shawyun. Good match out there."
Jun 01 01:26:40 <~Arnaldo>	"Yeah well - oh." He didn't expect you to not tease him. "Long as you won it's all good!"
Jun 01 01:27:02 <Lilith>	"Dude! You should've put your ninja training to use! Would've been more hilarious!"
Jun 01 01:27:43 »»	Arnaldo has changed the topic to: Chapter 2 begins Monday~
Jun 01 01:27:46 <Lilith>	"I brought along some high-burns, bags of popcorn, and a pancake case in case things went south! Can't underestimate the power of embarrassment, and it's not like you can do much else without a mic available."
Jun 01 01:27:47 »»	Arnaldo has changed the topic to: Chapter 2 begins Monday~
Jun 01 01:28:58 <Lilith>	"And speaking of embarrassment, I would've hugged you if it came down to it. Hugged you with a -vengeance-."
Jun 01 01:30:03 <~Arnaldo>	"I more wanted to get my new pony some attention than win anyway, which sorta happened!  And I'd let you hug me anyday - wait shit I can't say that stuff anymore I'm in a RELATIONSHIP.  Uh....I'm just gonna go flop on a couch before the painkillers wear off." He hops out the window with one last NEEEEEIIIIGH.
Jun 01 01:30:34 »»	Lilith shrugs, and checks on the other two.
Jun 01 01:31:07 <~Arnaldo>	Roll me Intuition
Jun 01 01:31:22 <~Arnaldo>	They both seem alright for the most part, no one was seriously injured in this silly affair.
Jun 01 01:31:40 <~Arnaldo>	But there might be more to tell
Jun 01 01:32:47 <Lilith>	5d6+3 THE BEST STILL
Jun 01 01:32:48 <DiceMaid-9001>	Lilith, THE BEST STILL: 15 [5d6=1,5,1,3,2]
Jun 01 01:35:39 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo seems more dazed than unconcious, he looks to you slowly as you approach.  Gabriella on the other hand...she seems oddly complacent given she's drenched and bruised and unconcious, breathing softly with a smile on her face.
Jun 01 01:36:00 <~Arnaldo>	Women's intuition is she was having a crappy night before wandering  here
Jun 01 01:36:56 <Lilith>	"Didn't expect a high impact first date like this?"
Jun 01 01:38:48 <~Arnaldo>	"Safe to say I'm giving up on any expectations or assumptions about you," he says quietly with a small laugh.  "Don't do that hot in this sorta thing myself I guess."
Jun 01 01:39:23 <~Arnaldo>	"Looks like you won then? Pppppfffffttttt.  Wish I coulda seen how that happened."
Jun 01 01:39:46 <Lilith>	"Weierstrass gave it one last shot with Giga Impact. Hell of a drop."
Jun 01 01:40:06 <Lilith>	"Shit, though, if anyone could stand that much punishment, though, it's Gabby."
Jun 01 01:40:45 <Lilith>	"Speaking of, though....you doing alright, Gabby?"
Jun 01 01:41:25 <Lilith>	"Sorry about what happened out there. Hell of a fight, though."
Jun 01 01:42:08 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo: "Well, anyone that -could- won't be around for this sorta thing anyway, haha..."
Jun 01 01:42:38 <~Arnaldo>	Gabby opens an eye as you approach.  "Yeah it was fun.  Sorry for what though?"
Jun 01 01:42:57 <Lilith>	"Too much fire, I guess. I felt bad."
Jun 01 01:44:06 <~Arnaldo>	"Nothing I haven't heard before from people who were way more serious about it," she shrugs.
Jun 01 01:45:07 <Lilith>	"Not a Rustlemania without a few barbs, but really, I still never feel any better about it."
Jun 01 01:46:11 <~Arnaldo>	z
Jun 01 01:47:07 <~Arnaldo>	"I'll think of a way to pay you back for it on my own terms." She laughs.  "Weren't you two on a date or something?  Don't let me hold ya up; just gonna rest here I think."
Jun 01 01:47:30 <Lilith>	"Well, physical injury does tend to put the kibosh on a date."
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Jun 01 01:50:32 <~Arnaldo>	"Would it?  Eh.  Ah well.  Grats on your victory anyway."  She turns onto her side and stretches some.
Jun 01 01:52:26 <Lilith>	"You know, we can think of another time to continue this while you recuperate."
Jun 01 01:52:33 <Lilith>	"Hopefully it won't affect your job."
Jun 01 01:52:52 <~Arnaldo>	(Whose she talking to?)
Jun 01 01:55:47 <Lilith>	( Techincally it works for both, but I'd originally intended it for Arnaldo )
Jun 01 01:56:03 <~Arnaldo>	(Yeah I was just confused responding wise.)
Jun 01 01:57:33 <Lilith>	"...you know, they never did clarify what the jimmies were for you."
Jun 01 01:58:17 <~Arnaldo>	Arnaldo slowly stands.  "Not anymore than it would your job at least.  Got a pretty bad headache though so...."
Jun 01 01:58:31 <~Arnaldo>	"I'm not entirely sure I -want- to know now."
Jun 01 01:59:15 <Lilith>	"Could ask Jimbo Tor--er, Jimbo Rustle."
Jun 01 02:00:36 <~Arnaldo>	"This isn't gonna be a 'the jimmies are in your heart' thing is it."
Jun 01 02:01:25 <Lilith>	"It might be!"
Jun 01 02:01:37 <Lilith>	"Only he knows for sure, as the Rustlemaster."
Jun 01 02:03:08 <~Arnaldo>	He laughs despite clutching his head. "Woah that stings.  Painkillers are only gonna do so much for it.  I'll consider your wisdom for later on that at least.  Gonna probably have to call it quits tonight after this though, ears ringing and everything."
Jun 01 02:04:34 <~Arnaldo>	"Mind if I walk you back to the station at least?" He holds out an arm for you.  "Had a great time by the way.  Just more used to dodging things than getting tossed around by bears and Machamps."
Jun 01 02:04:41 <Lilith>	"We'll do something a little more typical next time, I promise."
Jun 01 02:04:52 »»	Lilith takes it. "Sure, Captain."
Jun 01 02:06:14 <~Arnaldo>	and no further jimmies were rustled that evening
Jun 01 02:06:22 <~Arnaldo>	</rustlemania>