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- Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Go An Fuk Yo Self Kurau
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFHXMQP-QU (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from Mary Poppins)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXxzi90N-Ug (Karaoke)
- http://picosong.com/Tgr7/ (Dragon Finale Bonus)
- [pre-skit. Not terrible important]
- (Winston, Spoken)
- We've got the enemy team on the ropes! And there's nothing they can say to change it!
- (Tracer, spoken)
- Winston, Please! On the contrary, there's a word that might just do us in yet. Isn't that right, Roadhog?
- (Roadhog)
- Hrrrrg
- (Tracer, spoken)
- Right!
- (Tracer/Chorus)
- It's Ry-uu ga wa-ga tek-i go-an fuk-yo-self Kur-au
- Never mind how hard it is to aim while playing Hanzo
- Just say this phrase and you'll have a Play of Game to show!
- Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Go An fuk Yo Self Kurau!
- (Junkrat, with Bad Ozzy Accent to match Dick Van Dyke's)
- So I was cap-tur-in the base, me mates wuz close behind
- Me bombs and traps were all in place, and the day was nearly mine!
- But suddenly we heard a word, it filled us all with dread
- The worst ol' word I ever heard, we knew that we wuz dead!
- (Chorus)
- (Widowmaker)
- He'd snipe from all around the map,
- and sometimes even hit.
- At every point, I'd counter snipe
- Our team was running lit
- (Reinhart)
- But when we're rushing with a bomb
- He'd come up from the rear
- He'd say his special word, and then
- Our hearts would choke with fear
- (Chorus)
- (Lucio, spoken)
- Of course, if he's dressed in a legendary skin it's "Ōkami yo waga teki wo kur-an-fuck-off," that's not as important is it?
- (Mei)
- Indubidaba-ree
- (Mercy)
- So when you're out there getting rekt
- By Road hog or MacCree
- Just leave your ultimate to charge
- and you'll make MVP
- (Winston)
- But I've got this to say, My boy,
- A warning yet to tell
- (erh, ahem, yes) There may be other players
- Who main hanzo as well.
- (Gets shot.)
- Oww... fucking hitbox. That was bullshit aim!
- (chorus)
- [Hanzo releases the dragons]
- (All)
- Oh no!
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