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- >"Are we almost there yet Anon? Its freezing out here."
- "Yea, just a few more minutes."
- >"Where are we even going?"
- "Come on, I can't ruin the surprise."
- >That earns you an eye roll.
- >"This is so lame."
- >You and Dash had been going out for exactly year now.
- >It had been the best year of your life, every day with her was a gift and a pleasure.
- >For your one year anniversary, you really wanted to wow her, take her somewhere deserving of her.
- >You had saved up quite a bit of money, and you were going to take her somewhere really fancy tonight.
- >The two of you round a final corner, revealing the date spot.
- >"Is that the Golden Mare? As in, the most exclusive spot in all of Equestria "Golden Mare"?"
- "You bet. You ready to eat?"
- >"How'd you even get a table? This place is booked for months!"
- "Im just that good I guess."
- >You look up at Dash, hovering above you, to she a disinterested face.
- >You feel a twang of disappointment, and you kick yourself internally for taking Dash to a "fancy fru-fru place"
- >"Damn it Anon, this was dumb."
- >You snap back to reality to see Dash already at the door, monitoring for you to follow.
- >"Come on Anon, im hungry!"
- >You swallow hard, and enter the building.
- >......
- >You are Equestria's awesomest pony, Rainbow Dash.
- >Well, you arnt right now, right now your Equestria's most "out of her comfort zone" pony.
- >You can't believe that idiot would go and do something like this.
- >The MOST exclusive restaurant in all of Equestria, and he took you.
- >You were probably all red now, this is a place for a fancy pony, not for you.
- >Look at all of these mares, dressed really fancy, wearing tons of make up, all looking elegant.
- >Then there you were. You didn't even bother to get dressed up, even though you knew that this was a special event.
- >Hopefully you could just eat fast, then get out of here.
- >Some pony in a vest leads you and Anon to your table.
- >Oh man, this place is SO nice. The table even has candles on it!
- >Anon pulls out your chair, then sits across from you.
- >The fancy looking pony hoofs you a menu and a wine list.
- >You scan the menu, but you can't make heads or tails of it.
- >Chicken Tetrazzini, Filet Mignon, Lobster Thermidor...?
- >The waiter pony looks at you expectantly.
- "Ummm, do you have a hay burger?"
- >The waiter pony sports a slight sneer, deepening your blush.
- >After he takes both of you menus, you look back to Anon.
- >Expecting him to look embarrassed, you only find the most loving look you could think of.
- >"A hay burger, huh?"
- "Hehe, what can I say? Hay burgers are awesome."
- >'Man, howd I end up with such a cool girl?"
- >You want to say something nice e back, but your damn ego stops you.
- "I am really awesome, arnt I?"
- >Fuck.
- >..........
- >You are Anon.
- >And you are panicking like never before.
- >You were just trying to do something nice for her, but you super fucked it up.
- >Shes crazy red now, probably because shes embarrassed to be her with you.
- >You knew where you were going, but you still barely even dressed up for it.
- >You try to pass the time by talking about dash's favorite topic, Rainbow Dash.
- >Before you know it, you food arrives.
- >You ordered something fancy sounding, trying to impress Dash. You don't even remember what it was called.
- >Rainbow Dash digs into her hay burger with out hesitation, practicly inhaling it.
- >You cut into yours, hoping to end this as soon as possible.
- >.....
- >As you finish your hay burger, you let out a small belch.
- >The whole restaurant stairs at you, worsening your state.
- >This is unbearable, you're so out of your element.
- >"Dash, are you alright?"
- >You look up from your plate to see Anon, staring at you worriedly.
- "Im fine, its just..."
- >"What's wrong Dash?"
- "Why did you bring me here Anon? Don't get me wrong, im still awesome, but ill never be fancy like all of these ponies."
- >Anon just stairs at you quizzically.
- "I mean, ar'nt you embarrassed or something?
- All of the other mares in here are all dressed up, then there's me."
- >Anon wraps your hoof in his hand, and looks you straight in the eye.
- >"Dash, im not here for them. Im here for you."
- >"I didn't start a relationship with Rarity, I did with Rainbow Dash. You're always amazing to me, and no matter where we go, you're always the most beautiful pony in the place."
- >If you weren't red before, you certainly were now.
- >Anon smiles at you, and you feel yourself instantly relax.
- >"I love how simple you are, like the whole hay burger thing. I don't even know what the hell I ordered, but I know id love a normal hay burger right about now."
- >You perk up at this, getting an idea.
- "Hey Anon, how bout we leave this lame place, and go to Burger Joes? I hear they've got the best hay burgers this side of Griffonstone."
- >Anon smiles at you.
- >"Sure, that sounds awesome, lets go."
- >The two of you stand up and walk out of the building.
- >Once outside, you nervously look around for any pony around.
- >Not seeing anything, you spin Anon around to face you, then lock him in a deep kiss.
- >Initially surprised, he wraps his long arms around you, making you feel safe.
- >You break the kiss off, and stare deep into his non-existent eyes.
- "I love you Anon, you're pretty awesome most of the time."
- >"I love you too Dash, more then you'll ever know."
- >Rudely interrupted by your growling stomach, Anon starts towards the smell of hay burgers, pulling you along by the hoof.
- >He is pretty awesome. You might just stick around for another year.
- FIN
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