Edward Snowden can't fap : Masturbation Impossible

Lets go already!
>the drone shakes in resonse to the foreign prehensile object moving into her
>she hadn't expected to recieve anything back from you
>but she enjoyed it
>meanwhile just outside your bedroom window NSA agent Hugh Janus watched
>Hugh Janus silently fapped and gathered the browser history of everyone reading this
>Dronepone stops licking you and instead shifts back to hold herself over your face
>the view is downloading an expansion pack for dong.exe
>she starts rubbing herself on your face
>you take the hint and start back licking her again
>she takes you into her mouth
>and is playing with your tip
>she is supporting her flank, keeping it above you
>you wrap your arms around her rear and pull her down on top of you
>your neighbor walks into the bedroom he is an elderly man and is probably very senile
"What are you kids doing in my swamp?!"
>your elderly neighbor screams
>this mustve been an interesting thing to walk into
>you were 69ing with a UAV/pony while a government agent with a funny name watched and fapped
>"heheh, Hugh Janus, what an absurd name"
"Anon. I do not wish to comply with your command but my feelings for you will allow it."
>"What?"
>Dronepone suddenly sat up and puahed down on your face with incredible velocity, forcing your face between her cheeks until it was forced against her exhaust
>you tried with all available anonymous strength to escape your prison under the Drone
>this was fine any other time. just Not Now
>your neighbor says to get out of his swamp or hes calling the police
>Drone jumps off of you, allowing you a few sweet moments of fresh, non-plot air before you realize your 'neighbor' was actually Shrek wearing your elderly neighbor's skin
>drone pulls you out of the room to your apt
>Shrek chases you saying 'This is my swamp! Its all ogre now!'
>Drone turns around and her weapons pop out of her sides
>dual minigun fire stops Shrek from killing you both you look past Drone's flanks to see Shrek is no more