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  1. [2012-04-10 23:19:53] <Sequence> Alissa enters the sub bay!
  2. [2012-04-10 23:21:03] <Uncandescent> Terrance enters the sub bay, looking pissier than usual.
  3. [2012-04-10 23:21:08] <Salmander> Good old Corbette is standing by the sub, looking at some monitor hanging from some wall
  4. [2012-04-10 23:21:18] <Sequence> Alissa glares at Terrance and Corbette.
  5. [2012-04-10 23:21:19] <Dexanote> Tomas does, as well. He's trying to scrunch his unruly red hair into a rough ponytail.
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  7. [2012-04-10 23:22:08] <Salmander> "There's some emergence event or something. You know the drill."
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  9. [2012-04-10 23:22:38] <Gookamungus> Coop hobbles into the sub bay.
  10. [2012-04-10 23:23:09] <Uncandescent> Terrance does indeed know the drill. He enters the sub and straps himself in.
  11. [2012-04-10 23:23:14] <Salmander> "Just... get in the sub."
  12. [2012-04-10 23:23:36] <Dexanote> Tomas follows, giving up in the fight against his hair.
  13. [2012-04-10 23:24:08] <Gookamungus> "Aye aye, cap'n." He gets himself situated in the sub.
  14. [2012-04-10 23:24:46] <Sequence> Alissa nods to Tomas. "What's up?"
  15. [2012-04-10 23:24:48] <Sequence> She gets in teh sub.
  16. [2012-04-10 23:25:21] <Dexanote> "Jus' woke up. 'Ave I missed anything lately?"
  17. [2012-04-10 23:25:38] <Sequence> "Site got crabs."
  18. [2012-04-10 23:25:45] <Uncandescent> Terrance ignores him and stares out the window.
  19. [2012-04-10 23:26:15] <Salmander> "I don't know what's going on with what's in there, but the sound waves it's giving off remind me of some oompa."
  20. [2012-04-10 23:27:10] <Salmander> The hatch closes
  21. [2012-04-10 23:27:15] <Salmander> The submarine descends
  22. [2012-04-10 23:27:23] <Salmander> It heads off towards the light
  23. [2012-04-10 23:27:24] <Gookamungus> "A what?"
  24. [2012-04-10 23:28:10] <Sequence> Alissa frowns.
  25. [2012-04-10 23:28:18] <Dexanote> "... A... what?"
  26. [2012-04-10 23:28:45] <Salmander> The sub is in a pond
  27. [2012-04-10 23:28:57] <Salmander> it's foggy outside, wherever outside is
  28. [2012-04-10 23:29:07] <Salmander> You can hear the croaking of frogs outside
  29. [2012-04-10 23:29:55] <Sequence> Alissa peers out through a window. Any way to see through the fog? Percep?
  30. [2012-04-10 23:30:13] <Salmander> sure, try some perception
  31. [2012-04-10 23:30:19] <Uncandescent> 6df+6
  32. [2012-04-10 23:30:20] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 8 (6df+6=4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  33. [2012-04-10 23:30:30] <Uncandescent> Terrance looks.
  34. [2012-04-10 23:30:41] <Dexanote> 6df+8 Tomas looks harder.
  35. [2012-04-10 23:30:41] <Glacon> Dexanote: Tomas looks harder.: 9 (6df+8=3+, 4-, 3+, 3+, 4-, 0)
  36. [2012-04-10 23:30:58] <Salmander> Beyond the reeds of the pond it's kind of hard to tell. There's a shadow of... something a little ways off.
  37. [2012-04-10 23:31:12] <Uncandescent> What sort of something? What shape?
  38. [2012-04-10 23:31:28] <Salmander> It's a blob as far as you can tell. About 5 feet high.
  39. [2012-04-10 23:31:58] <Uncandescent> How big is the pond?
  40. [2012-04-10 23:32:02] <Sequence> 6df+6 blorp
  41. [2012-04-10 23:32:03] <Glacon> Sequence: blorp: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 3+, 4-, 0)
  42. [2012-04-10 23:32:03] <Gookamungus> Coop glances between Tomas and Terrance. "Hey. I never caught your names. I'm Coop."
  43. [2012-04-10 23:32:08] <Salmander> Not very big at all
  44. [2012-04-10 23:32:26] <Sequence> Alissa mutters a curse. "Come on, let's go."
  45. [2012-04-10 23:32:28] <Uncandescent> "Terrance." Terrance throws out, going to the hatch.
  46. [2012-04-10 23:32:44] <Uncandescent> He pops it open and cautiously sticks his head out.
  47. [2012-04-10 23:32:54] <Uncandescent> What's the shore look like?
  48. [2012-04-10 23:32:57] <Dexanote> "Tomas." He glances over. Tomas is a skinny ginger guy with tangly red hair and freckles. He looks up at Terrance. "Breathable?"
  49. [2012-04-10 23:33:24] <Salmander> It's quite chilly, the fog sticks to your ears and noses. Maybe 5 celsius.
  50. [2012-04-10 23:33:37] <Salmander> The shore is grassy.
  51. [2012-04-10 23:33:38] <Gookamungus> Coop slings his AK over his shoulder, and gets ready to exit behind Terrance.
  52. [2012-04-10 23:33:59] <Uncandescent> "Yes." He shivers slightly, then gets climbs out of the sub and jumps to shore.
  53. [2012-04-10 23:34:01] <Salmander> Just some regular old grassland. Not very high at all.
  54. [2012-04-10 23:34:04] <Dexanote> Tomas's glasses fog a bit as he climbs up after Coop.
  55. [2012-04-10 23:34:23] <Sequence> Alissa leaps out of the sub, adjusting her medkit as she lands.
  56. [2012-04-10 23:34:35] <Salmander> The jump's a bit too far for shore. You'll have to get a bit wet
  57. [2012-04-10 23:34:51] <Salmander> Hope you brought your galoshes
  58. [2012-04-10 23:34:58] <Sequence> Alissa stomps around in the water. >:C
  59. [2012-04-10 23:35:04] <Gookamungus> SPLASH. "I just bought these boots."
  60. [2012-04-10 23:35:18] <Salmander> The croaking stops around you
  61. [2012-04-10 23:35:24] <Uncandescent> Terrance lands in the shallow water, wincing as it becomes apparent he misjudged the jump. He steels his expression and marches to shore.
  62. [2012-04-10 23:35:25] <Salmander> noisy land creatures
  63. [2012-04-10 23:35:46] <Dexanote> Tomas sloshes after, shivering a bit. "Should've worn m' hiking boots..."
  64. [2012-04-10 23:35:47] <Salmander> Your muddy feet dirty the grass
  65. [2012-04-10 23:36:14] <Dexanote> maybe your sterile grass accepts the gift of our soil-ridden feet
  66. [2012-04-10 23:36:16] <Uncandescent> Terrance looks around. What's there? And how think is the fog?
  67. [2012-04-10 23:36:26] <Uncandescent> *thick
  68. [2012-04-10 23:36:31] <Sequence> Alissa wipes her feet off on the grass.
  69. [2012-04-10 23:36:51] <Salmander> The fog is still quite thick. The shadow a ways away is a bit more sharp now.
  70. [2012-04-10 23:37:06] <Dexanote> Permission to Survival, for whatever kiind of info that you can give?
  71. [2012-04-10 23:37:23] <Gookamungus> Coop squints as he scans the environment. "What exactly are we looking for?"
  72. [2012-04-10 23:37:23] <Uncandescent> Terrance flips his sniper rifle around, and peers through the scope at the shape.
  73. [2012-04-10 23:37:40] <Salmander> uh, sure
  74. [2012-04-10 23:37:54] <Salmander> Scopes don't exactly help with fog, Terrance
  75. [2012-04-10 23:37:56] <Uncandescent> "Something to resolve." Terrance says flatly.
  76. [2012-04-10 23:38:00] <Salmander> unless it's thermal
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  78. [2012-04-10 23:38:43] <Uncandescent> It is not. He brings the scope away from his eye and looks back at them.
  79. [2012-04-10 23:38:53] <Dexanote> 6df+7 Why not.
  80. [2012-04-10 23:38:54] <Glacon> Dexanote: Why not.: 4 (6df+7=0, 4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  81. [2012-04-10 23:39:00] <Dexanote> Survival Fails
  82. [2012-04-10 23:39:14] <Gookamungus> "Oh, that's not vague at all." Coop chuckles and fits on a boonie cap, sighting up on the blob.
  83. [2012-04-10 23:39:14] <Sequence> Alissa glances around. "Frogs are quiet..."
  84. [2012-04-10 23:39:41] <Uncandescent> Terrance watches Tomas survival fail, then addresses Coop. "We advance on that." He says, pointing.
  85. [2012-04-10 23:39:48] <Salmander> The grass is a typical european wildgrass, English probably. The soils is basic, nothing you can really tell from it. The fog seems like it will be set-in for a while
  86. [2012-04-10 23:40:07] <Gookamungus> "Right. You want point?"
  87. [2012-04-10 23:40:07] <Dexanote> He crouches down to try to get a feel fo- ah shit he dropped his glasses.
  88. [2012-04-10 23:40:47] <Uncandescent> "By all means." He says, gesturing for him to go ahead instead.
  89. [2012-04-10 23:41:11] <Salmander> The fogs return to croaking as their pond becomes quiet again
  90. [2012-04-10 23:41:15] <Salmander> *frogs
  91. [2012-04-10 23:41:41] <Sequence> Alissa bends down, patting the ground and trying to help Tomas find his glasses.
  92. [2012-04-10 23:42:00] <Dexanote> He looks over to the shadow, wiping his glasses off. "Thanks, I got 'm... c'n anybody see that?" He points.
  93. [2012-04-10 23:42:01] <Salmander> They're right there. All muddy.
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  95. [2012-04-10 23:43:16] <Sequence> She peers at where he's pointing.
  96. [2012-04-10 23:43:17] <Gookamungus> "Right." The dark-skinned man flicks the safety off on his AK, and sets the folding stock on his shoulder. He waits for Tomas to retrieve his glasses before he stalks forward, weapon sweeping in a 45 degree arc as he approaches the shadow.
  97. [2012-04-10 23:44:07] <Dexanote> Sigh. He stands and trudges after, staying well back from the BIG GUNNY MAN.
  98. [2012-04-10 23:45:14] <Uncandescent> Terrance falls back a bit, not so much watching Coop's back as he is scanning the surroundings for targets.
  99. [2012-04-10 23:45:27] <Salmander> As they approach the shadow the sound of faint music becomes apparent
  100. [2012-04-10 23:45:35] <Salmander> It DOES have a certain oompa to it
  101. [2012-04-10 23:45:55] <Sequence> Alissa glares towards the shadow. "I don't like this at all."
  102. [2012-04-10 23:46:04] <Gookamungus> Coop is still wondering what an oompa is as he slows his pace as they get closer.
  103. [2012-04-10 23:46:20] <Salmander> The shadow ash an odd shape. it's hard to place.
  104. [2012-04-10 23:46:35] <Uncandescent> Is it moving at all?
  105. [2012-04-10 23:46:37] <Salmander> The music is now discernible now, however. http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=Np4uGXi2gT8&p=n
  106. [2012-04-10 23:46:46] <Salmander> You can't detect any movement.
  107. [2012-04-10 23:47:08] <Sequence> "Ugh."
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  109. [2012-04-10 23:47:46] <Uncandescent> Terrance idly thinks it sounds a bit like the background tune of an army recruitment video.
  110. [2012-04-10 23:47:51] <Gookamungus> "Thing this guy has a sense of humor?" Coop chuckles.
  111. [2012-04-10 23:47:53] <Dexanote> Tomas slowly, deliberately, facepalms.
  112. [2012-04-10 23:48:02] <Gookamungus> Think*
  113. [2012-04-10 23:48:39] <Salmander> The shape seems to have a kind of tall body, with long legs, and a ginormous head
  114. [2012-04-10 23:48:48] <Salmander> Looking right at you
  115. [2012-04-10 23:49:03] <Dexanote> ... shank?
  116. [2012-04-10 23:49:17] <Salmander> much worse
  117. [2012-04-10 23:49:18] <Sequence> Alissa peers at it. "...Hello?"
  118. [2012-04-10 23:49:24] <Salmander> The music continues
  119. [2012-04-10 23:49:34] <Salmander> You'll have to get a bit closer
  120. [2012-04-10 23:49:55] <Uncandescent> Terrance starts a bit at the staring revalation, then slips into the fog and shadows. Rolling Sneak.
  121. [2012-04-10 23:49:58] <Uncandescent> 6df+7
  122. [2012-04-10 23:49:58] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 4 (6df+7=4-, 3+, 4-, 4-, 0, 4-)
  123. [2012-04-10 23:50:12] <Salmander> Well it doesn't move as terrance approches
  124. [2012-04-10 23:50:18] <Uncandescent> He's not terribly sneaky. Probably distracted by the music.
  125. [2012-04-10 23:50:26] <Gookamungus> Coop aims vaguely at what he thinks is center mass as he walks straight towards it. "Evening, my good man."
  126. [2012-04-10 23:50:45] <Uncandescent> He's not really approaching it. He's more strafing it.
  127. [2012-04-10 23:50:46] <Dexanote> 6df+8 Perception Maneuver, as Tomas slowly draws one of his metal throwing cards tentatively, in case of an attack.
  128. [2012-04-10 23:50:47] <Glacon> Dexanote: Perception Maneuver, as Tomas slowly draws one of his metal throwing cards tentatively, in case of an attack.: 7 (6df+8=4-, 4-, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  129. [2012-04-10 23:51:03] <Gookamungus> Perception to see what exactly it is.
  130. [2012-04-10 23:51:07] <Salmander> Well Coop
  131. [2012-04-10 23:51:14] <Sequence> Alissa just creeps along behind these impulsive men.
  132. [2012-04-10 23:51:29] <Salmander> I regret to inform you that you are addressing an ornate gramophone on a rather large stand
  133. [2012-04-10 23:51:42] <Salmander> Its horn is huge, and covered in a floral design
  134. [2012-04-10 23:51:57] <Salmander> And it's belting out the music quite loudly
  135. [2012-04-10 23:52:17] <Gookamungus> Coop keeps his AK trained on it, nonetheless. "Uh. Okay, then."
  136. [2012-04-10 23:52:24] <Sequence> Alissa reaches out and tries to pull the needle off of the record. >:C
  137. [2012-04-10 23:52:30] <Salmander> There is no record
  138. [2012-04-10 23:52:34] <Salmander> ooh spooky~
  139. [2012-04-10 23:52:39] <Uncandescent> Terrance walks up closer to it and looks it over, wincing at the sound.
  140. [2012-04-10 23:53:16] <Sequence> Alissa glares at it. IS THERE ANYWAY TO MAKE THIS INFERNAL NOISE STOP?!
  141. [2012-04-10 23:53:23] <Salmander> It's a classic wind-up gramophone, built to take records. Its lever is spinning without any exterior force.
  142. [2012-04-10 23:53:44] <Sequence> Alissa grabs the lever and tries to keep it from spinning.
  143. [2012-04-10 23:53:46] <Uncandescent> "Leave it."
  144. [2012-04-10 23:53:50] <Uncandescent> Terrance warns.
  145. [2012-04-10 23:53:55] <Sequence> "Fine." She doesn't.
  146. [2012-04-10 23:54:03] <Salmander> Roll athletics Alissa TOO LATE
  147. [2012-04-10 23:54:14] <Sequence> 6df+7 BITCH I GOT ATH UP THE ASS
  148. [2012-04-10 23:54:15] <Glacon> Sequence: BITCH I GOT ATH UP THE ASS: 11 (6df+7=3+, 0, 3+, 3+, 0, 3+)
  149. [2012-04-10 23:54:33] <Dexanote> not yet, you don't~
  150. [2012-04-10 23:54:44] <Salmander> Whatever ghostly force is pushing the lever is much stronger than Alissa, and she's barely able to keep her balance as it yanks her forward
  151. [2012-04-10 23:55:07] <Sequence> "Fuck!" Alissa lets go'!
  152. [2012-04-10 23:55:28] <Uncandescent> Terrance looks it over. Engineering to learn anything new?
  153. [2012-04-10 23:55:53] <Salmander> It's a gramophone, what else is there to tell?
  154. [2012-04-10 23:56:22] <Dexanote> Tomas slides the card back into its belt-pack, keeping his eyes on the rest of the team. "... Alright. So... who put this here?"
  155. [2012-04-10 23:56:25] [INFO] There is nothing to tab-complete. Use F6 to cycle through the user list, input box and the chat output.
  156. [2012-04-10 23:56:51] <Sequence> "Some asshole."
  157. [2012-04-10 23:56:56] <Salmander> Everyone roll mental defense
  158. [2012-04-10 23:56:57] <Sequence> "Obviously."
  159. [2012-04-10 23:57:00] <Sequence> 6df+4 whaaat
  160. [2012-04-10 23:57:01] <Glacon> Sequence: whaaat: 5 (6df+4=0, 4-, 0, 0, 3+, 3+)
  161. [2012-04-10 23:57:04] <Uncandescent> I guess. Terrance turns his attentions to the surroundings. Any more shadows?
  162. [2012-04-10 23:57:08] <Gookamungus> "God, maybe. Do we really need to do anything? It's just a gramophone."
  163. [2012-04-10 23:57:15] <Uncandescent> 6df+5
  164. [2012-04-10 23:57:15] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 3 (6df+5=0, 0, 3+, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  165. [2012-04-10 23:57:23] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  166. [2012-04-10 23:57:23] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 9 (6df+8=0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 0, 0)
  167. [2012-04-10 23:57:24] <Dexanote> 6df+4 uh
  168. [2012-04-10 23:57:24] <Glacon> Dexanote: uh: 7 (6df+4=3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 3+, 4-)
  169. [2012-04-10 23:57:47] <Salmander> Allissa, Terrance, this tune IS pretty catchy
  170. [2012-04-10 23:57:54] <Salmander> Why, you could almost dance to it
  171. [2012-04-10 23:57:57] <Salmander> or at least traipse
  172. [2012-04-10 23:58:07] <Salmander> Maybe pump your arm back and forth
  173. [2012-04-10 23:58:13] <Sequence> Alissa skips a little.
  174. [2012-04-10 23:59:03] <Uncandescent> Terrance begins walking away from the gramophone with a bit of spring in his step. Anything around worth noting?
  175. [2012-04-10 23:59:13] <Salmander> Not so far
  176. [2012-04-10 23:59:18] <Salmander> Everyone roll perception
  177. [2012-04-10 23:59:24] <Sequence> 6df+6 whooooo
  178. [2012-04-10 23:59:24] <Uncandescent> 6df+6
  179. [2012-04-10 23:59:24] <Glacon> Sequence: whooooo: 8 (6df+6=4-, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  180. [2012-04-10 23:59:25] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 10 (6df+6=0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  181. [2012-04-10 23:59:51] <Gookamungus> 6df+7
  182. [2012-04-10 23:59:52] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 11 (6df+7=0, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  183. [2012-04-11 00:00:05] <Dexanote> 6df+8
  184. [2012-04-11 00:00:06] <Glacon> Dexanote: 5 (6df+8=0, 4-, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  185. [2012-04-11 00:00:20] <Salmander> Tomas is too busy cleaning his glasses
  186. [2012-04-11 00:00:36] <Dexanote> indeed
  187. [2012-04-11 00:00:37] <Uncandescent> Terrance vaguely notices that he is walking in time to the music.
  188. [2012-04-11 00:00:43] <Salmander> But everyone else sees it! What was that movement above your heads? Something moved across the sky... or... flipped?
  189. [2012-04-11 00:01:08] <Uncandescent> Terrance looks up, still marching in place a little.
  190. [2012-04-11 00:01:10] <Sequence> Alissa looks up!
  191. [2012-04-11 00:01:14] <Salmander> Oh, there goes another!
  192. [2012-04-11 00:01:22] <Salmander> It was so fast!
  193. [2012-04-11 00:01:28] <Gookamungus> "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I've got movement." Coop drops to a knee and scans the sky.
  194. [2012-04-11 00:01:36] <Salmander> Looked like some kind of person, though.
  195. [2012-04-11 00:01:57] <Uncandescent> Can they see the direction they landed in?
  196. [2012-04-11 00:02:16] <Salmander> They didn't seem to land anywhere, just disappear into the air
  197. [2012-04-11 00:02:43] <Salmander> Terrance, Alissa, this music is really starting to get to you. You feel like waving your arms back and forth.
  198. [2012-04-11 00:03:26] <Sequence> Alissa does, a bit, idly. She frowns when she notices herself doing it.
  199. [2012-04-11 00:03:27] <Gookamungus> "Does anyone else think that shooting the thing is a good idea?"
  200. [2012-04-11 00:03:35] <Uncandescent> Terrance looks through his scope for a moment, hoping it will happen again. But his scope is continually moved off-target as he swings his barrel back and forth to the music.
  201. [2012-04-11 00:03:39] <Dexanote> Tomas cusses under his breath, finally clearing his glasses of mud and slipping them back on his face. "I'm getting a headache."
  202. [2012-04-11 00:03:49] <Salmander> 1d2
  203. [2012-04-11 00:03:51] <Glacon> Salmander: 1 (1d2=1)
  204. [2012-04-11 00:03:59] <Dexanote> He looks at the others. "... We should prolly shoot th' record player."
  205. [2012-04-11 00:04:17] <Salmander> Whooooop! Something swoops in and grabs Alissa by the arms
  206. [2012-04-11 00:04:24] <Sequence> Alissa shrieks!
  207. [2012-04-11 00:04:27] <Salmander> Why, it's a trapeze artist!
  208. [2012-04-11 00:04:29] <Uncandescent> Terrance turns!
  209. [2012-04-11 00:04:42] <Uncandescent> Can Terrance fire?
  210. [2012-04-11 00:04:46] <Gookamungus> "WHAT IN THE CHRIST?!" Coop also turns.
  211. [2012-04-11 00:04:51] <Salmander> Balancing by his legs on a bar dangling from the sky itself, he takes her high into the air
  212. [2012-04-11 00:05:01] <Sequence> Alissa squeaks. Oh dear.
  213. [2012-04-11 00:05:02] <Salmander> Terrance can fire, but then Alissa would drop!
  214. [2012-04-11 00:05:13] <Dexanote> "Wh-"
  215. [2012-04-11 00:05:13] <Uncandescent> Terrance decides to not shoot him and murder Alissa.
  216. [2012-04-11 00:05:25] <Uncandescent> That came out wrong.
  217. [2012-04-11 00:05:34] <Dexanote> yep
  218. [2012-04-11 00:05:44] <Salmander> Alissa is thrown to somebody dangling from a rope in the sky
  219. [2012-04-11 00:05:57] <Sequence> "FUCK!"
  220. [2012-04-11 00:06:01] <Salmander> They grab Alissa by the ankles, keeping a tight grip on the rope with their legs
  221. [2012-04-11 00:06:18] <Sequence> Alissa flails, trying to keep hold of her med kit.
  222. [2012-04-11 00:06:42] <Dexanote> 6df+11 spending Perception Maneuver, as Tomas turns, draws several cards, and whips them in one fluid motion at the grammophone, hoping to at least jam it to shut it up.
  223. [2012-04-11 00:06:42] <Glacon> Dexanote: spending Perception Maneuver, as Tomas turns, draws several cards, and whips them in one fluid motion at the grammophone, hoping to at least jam it to shut it up.: 12 (6df+11=0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  224. [2012-04-11 00:06:49] <Uncandescent> Terrance moves over to the gramophone and grabs it, deterring any abduction attempts while he watches Alissa go.
  225. [2012-04-11 00:06:49] <Salmander> The trapeze artists remind you of Cirque de Soleil performers, by their dress and movements
  226. [2012-04-11 00:07:11] <Salmander> No can do with either action, fellows!
  227. [2012-04-11 00:07:23] <Salmander> For, you see, the gramophone has begun to move!
  228. [2012-04-11 00:07:36] <Salmander> The legs have begun to grow
  229. [2012-04-11 00:07:37] <Uncandescent> Terrance is startled as that happens.
  230. [2012-04-11 00:07:39] <Salmander> Quite long
  231. [2012-04-11 00:07:52] <Salmander> And the horn, well, it's becoming absolutely giantic
  232. [2012-04-11 00:08:01] <Salmander> It turns skyward, towards the dangling Alissa
  233. [2012-04-11 00:08:05] <Gookamungus> "Get clear, I'm lighting this fucker up!"
  234. [2012-04-11 00:08:06] <Sequence> Alissa whimpers.
  235. [2012-04-11 00:08:07] <Sequence> ;A;
  236. [2012-04-11 00:08:12] <Salmander> And reaches its horn way up
  237. [2012-04-11 00:08:16] <Salmander> And bits
  238. [2012-04-11 00:08:20] <Salmander> Bites, rather
  239. [2012-04-11 00:08:21] <Dexanote> "... Ah." He looks up, drawing more cards, then groaning and sliding them back to their packs.
  240. [2012-04-11 00:08:22] <Uncandescent> Terrance is marching pretty heavily now.
  241. [2012-04-11 00:08:24] <Salmander> Pdef, Alissa
  242. [2012-04-11 00:08:38] <Sequence> 6df+4 OH NO
  243. [2012-04-11 00:08:39] <Glacon> Sequence: OH NO: 7 (6df+4=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 3+, 0)
  244. [2012-04-11 00:08:47] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 rollin' to shoot.
  245. [2012-04-11 00:08:48] <Glacon> Gookamungus: rollin' to shoot.: 9 (6df+8=0, 3+, 3+, 0, 0, 4-)
  246. [2012-04-11 00:09:02] <Salmander> Alissa manages to duck upwards just in time, Harry potter vs. Troll style
  247. [2012-04-11 00:09:09] <Gookamungus> Coop fires off a controlled burst at the gramophone.
  248. [2012-04-11 00:09:18] <Salmander> The screeching of metal can be heard as the horn snaps shut
  249. [2012-04-11 00:09:45] <Salmander> The shots ping off the gramophone, not making a dent
  250. [2012-04-11 00:09:56] <Salmander> And over it all, the music continues to play
  251. [2012-04-11 00:10:23] <Uncandescent> Terrance takes aim at one of the legs while marching.
  252. [2012-04-11 00:10:55] <Uncandescent> Terrance shoots for the kneecap with his rifle, somewhat haphazardly.
  253. [2012-04-11 00:10:56] <Dexanote> 6df+8 Perception maneuver; Tomas looks around the grammophone, looking for something to climb up with.
  254. [2012-04-11 00:10:57] <Glacon> Dexanote: Perception maneuver; Tomas looks around the grammophone, looking for something to climb up with.: 9 (6df+8=0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 0)
  255. [2012-04-11 00:10:59] <Uncandescent> 6df+6
  256. [2012-04-11 00:11:00] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 8 (6df+6=3+, 4-, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  257. [2012-04-11 00:11:23] <Salmander> The Shot barely chips the stiff wood of the Gramophone's leg
  258. [2012-04-11 00:11:33] <Sequence> Alissa mutters curses to herself, still fumbling with her med kit as she soars through the air.
  259. [2012-04-11 00:11:45] <Salmander> Pdef, Terrance and Coop!
  260. [2012-04-11 00:12:05] <Uncandescent> 6df+5
  261. [2012-04-11 00:12:11] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  262. [2012-04-11 00:12:12] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 6 (6df+8=3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-, 0)
  263. [2012-04-11 00:12:17] <Uncandescent> 6df+5 Dodgin'
  264. [2012-04-11 00:12:17] <Glacon> Uncandescent: Dodgin': 7 (6df+5=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-, 0, 0)
  265. [2012-04-11 00:13:35] <Salmander> The two trapeze artists from before wing in from either side on bars and jump at Coop and Terrance. The one going for Coop manages to ladn right on his shoulders and squeeze his legs around the muscleman's neck. -1 body.
  266. [2012-04-11 00:13:41] <Salmander> Terrance dodges the other
  267. [2012-04-11 00:13:50] <Salmander> Roll pdef Alissa!
  268. [2012-04-11 00:14:04] <Uncandescent> Terrance distributes his weight and dodges to the side.
  269. [2012-04-11 00:14:04] <Sequence> 6df+4 PLEASE NO
  270. [2012-04-11 00:14:05] <Glacon> Sequence: PLEASE NO: 1 (6df+4=0, 0, 4-, 4-, 0, 4-)
  271. [2012-04-11 00:14:10] <Dexanote> ...
  272. [2012-04-11 00:14:36] <Gookamungus> On reflex, Coop drops his AK and draws his knife, trying to stab the bastard.
  273. [2012-04-11 00:14:47] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 WHY GOD WHY
  274. [2012-04-11 00:14:47] <Glacon> Gookamungus: WHY GOD WHY: 10 (6df+8=0, 0, 3+, 3+, 0, 0)
  275. [2012-04-11 00:14:52] <Uncandescent> He pulls up his rifle and draws a bead on the trapeze artist that missed him's back and takes the shot.
  276. [2012-04-11 00:14:53] <Salmander> Uh-oh Alissa, should have worked on that core. The gramophone snaps shut around her left leg, tearing out a chunk.
  277. [2012-04-11 00:15:05] <Uncandescent> 6df+6
  278. [2012-04-11 00:15:06] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 0 (6df+6=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  279. [2012-04-11 00:15:19] <Uncandescent> Terrance's gun jams.
  280. [2012-04-11 00:15:28] <Salmander> Coop manages to stab the bastard right in the heart. Terrance's gun jams.
  281. [2012-04-11 00:15:34] <Uncandescent> He curses and goes about unjamming it.
  282. [2012-04-11 00:15:40] <Salmander> Tomas and Alissa still have a roll.
  283. [2012-04-11 00:16:38] <Sequence> 6df+7 ath to survive???
  284. [2012-04-11 00:16:39] <Glacon> Sequence: ath to survive???: 4 (6df+7=4-, 4-, 0, 0, 0, 4-)
  285. [2012-04-11 00:16:53] <Salmander> Be more specific, what is Alissa trying to do?
  286. [2012-04-11 00:17:14] <Sequence> She is trying to- you know what she is trying to leap for the next trapeze bar.
  287. [2012-04-11 00:17:42] <Salmander> She'll have to get the fellow holding on to her to let go somehow first
  288. [2012-04-11 00:17:43] <Dexanote> 6df+7 Tomas throws his Climbing Cord, that is, one of my default pieces of flavour equipment, at the trapeze guy who's choking and getting stabbed by Coop.
  289. [2012-04-11 00:17:44] <Glacon> Dexanote: Tomas throws his Climbing Cord, that is, one of my default pieces of flavour equipment, at the trapeze guy who's choking and getting stabbed by Coop.: 6 (6df+7=0, 4-, 0, 0, 3+, 4-)
  290. [2012-04-11 00:18:14] <Dexanote> He hopes to grab the trapeze, reeling it in.
  291. [2012-04-11 00:18:59] <Salmander> Tomas manages to get the cord wrapped around the bar, which is now abandoned thanks to Coop's ace stab.
  292. [2012-04-11 00:19:58] <Salmander> You still have a roll, Alissa. You have to break free of the trapeze artist holding you up by the ankle somehow
  293. [2012-04-11 00:20:02] <Dexanote> He rushes over, reeling in the cord and grabbing the trapeze.
  294. [2012-04-11 00:20:44] <Sequence> Alissa takes a deep breath and tries to wriggle free, using her huge ath stat.
  295. [2012-04-11 00:20:46] <Sequence> 6df+7 plz
  296. [2012-04-11 00:20:47] <Glacon> Sequence: plz: 10 (6df+7=3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  297. [2012-04-11 00:20:52] *ChanServ* Nick add isn't currently in use.
  298. [2012-04-11 00:21:33] <Salmander> Wriggle free Alissa does, and we'll also assume she grabs onto the remainder of the rope before she falls deep into the gramophone gullet
  299. [2012-04-11 00:22:06] <Salmander> Roll pdef, Terrance!
  300. [2012-04-11 00:22:06] <Sequence> Alissa releases her breath, clinging to the rope with all her strength. "Fuck that was close..."
  301. [2012-04-11 00:22:16] <Uncandescent> 6df+5
  302. [2012-04-11 00:22:16] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 6 (6df+5=3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 0, 0)
  303. [2012-04-11 00:22:52] <Salmander> Oof. The trapeze artist swings in again and kicks him right in the head! -1 body
  304. [2012-04-11 00:23:04] <Salmander> Athletics, Alissa!
  305. [2012-04-11 00:23:09] <Sequence> 6df+7 HUP
  306. [2012-04-11 00:23:10] <Glacon> Sequence: HUP: 9 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 4-, 0)
  307. [2012-04-11 00:23:34] <Salmander> The trapezer above Alissa kicks at her hands in an attempt to knock her off. Doesn't work.
  308. [2012-04-11 00:23:45] <Salmander> Pdef, Tomas!
  309. [2012-04-11 00:23:53] <Sequence> Can Alissa kick back?
  310. [2012-04-11 00:23:56] <Uncandescent> Terrance cries out and is knocked over, rolling a little before landing in a crouching position and re-aiming at the man's back.
  311. [2012-04-11 00:24:01] <Dexanote> 6df+5 "Crap-"
  312. [2012-04-11 00:24:01] <Glacon> Dexanote: "Crap-": 5 (6df+5=0, 0, 0, 0, 4-, 3+)
  313. [2012-04-11 00:24:12] <Salmander> Alissa's hanging by her arms below him, I doubt she can contort that way
  314. [2012-04-11 00:25:04] <Salmander> *Crack* A lion tamer's whips cracks out of the fog and slashes Tomas in the back, making a nasty looking gash. -1 body
  315. [2012-04-11 00:25:23] <Salmander> Your turn, folks
  316. [2012-04-11 00:25:27] <Uncandescent> 6df+6 I got you this time.
  317. [2012-04-11 00:25:27] <Glacon> Uncandescent: I got you this time.: 4 (6df+6=4-, 4-, 0, 3+, 0, 4-)
  318. [2012-04-11 00:25:45] <Uncandescent> Terrance's head wound impairs his aim a bit.
  319. [2012-04-11 00:25:51] <Gookamungus> The gramophone is tall. And it only has four legs. So Coop decides to charge at it in an attempt to bodycheck it off balance.
  320. [2012-04-11 00:26:14] <Salmander> This gramophone is pretty fucking big, Coop
  321. [2012-04-11 00:26:39] <Salmander> Terrance misses the swinging target
  322. [2012-04-11 00:26:57] <Sequence> Alissa tries to slide down the rope, towards the ground.
  323. [2012-04-11 00:27:23] <Salmander> The rope is suspended above the gramophone, it's at least 25-30 feet up.
  324. [2012-04-11 00:27:38] <Gookamungus> HE WILL TRY.
  325. [2012-04-11 00:27:42] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  326. [2012-04-11 00:27:42] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 7 (6df+8=4-, 3+, 0, 0, 4-, 0)
  327. [2012-04-11 00:28:12] <Salmander> Coop slams into a leg. It does nothing, other than give him a nasty bruise on his forehead.
  328. [2012-04-11 00:28:18] <Dexanote> 6df+8 Tomas flinches badly, glaring back at the direction the whip attacked from. He pushes off, however, pulling himself up the trapeze wire. Athletics, tagging Vegan Powers.
  329. [2012-04-11 00:28:19] <Glacon> Dexanote: Tomas flinches badly, glaring back at the direction the whip attacked from. He pushes off, however, pulling himself up the trapeze wire. Athletics, tagging Vegan Powers.: 9 (6df+8=0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 0, 0)
  330. [2012-04-11 00:28:44] <Sequence> Fuck. Alissa just swings helplessly, then.
  331. [2012-04-11 00:28:59] <Salmander> Tomas manages to climb up to the trapeze bar. It's not high enough to reach Alissa, but it's progress.
  332. [2012-04-11 00:29:43] <Salmander> Oh boy, my turn
  333. [2012-04-11 00:29:57] <Salmander> Roll pdef, Tomas
  334. [2012-04-11 00:30:27] <Dexanote> 6df+5 ffff-uck
  335. [2012-04-11 00:30:28] <Glacon> Dexanote: ffff-uck: 2 (6df+5=4-, 0, 4-, 4-, 0, 0)
  336. [2012-04-11 00:30:31] <Dexanote> ._.
  337. [2012-04-11 00:30:49] <Salmander> Athletics, Tomas!
  338. [2012-04-11 00:31:13] <Dexanote> 6df+8 tagging Vegan Powers, 1 AP left
  339. [2012-04-11 00:31:14] <Glacon> Dexanote: tagging Vegan Powers, 1 AP left: 10 (6df+8=3+, 0, 3+, 0, 0, 0)
  340. [2012-04-11 00:31:44] <Salmander> The trapeze Artist that had gone for Terrance swoops on feet first and winds Tomas. -2 body. He manages to keep his grip.
  341. [2012-04-11 00:31:59] <Sequence> Alissa just swings... helplessly...
  342. [2012-04-11 00:32:02] <Dexanote> 2 Body left.
  343. [2012-04-11 00:32:12] <Salmander> meanwhile, the gramophone seems to notice the musclehead attempting to collapse it
  344. [2012-04-11 00:32:23] <Salmander> It stomps
  345. [2012-04-11 00:32:27] <Salmander> Pdef, Coop
  346. [2012-04-11 00:32:34] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 OH GOD WHAT
  347. [2012-04-11 00:32:35] <Glacon> Gookamungus: OH GOD WHAT: 12 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  348. [2012-04-11 00:32:57] <Dexanote> JESUS CHROST
  349. [2012-04-11 00:32:57] <Salmander> Coop manage sto stumble out of the wya just in time as the thick, wooden leg comes stomping down above him
  350. [2012-04-11 00:33:28] <Salmander> Pdef, terrance
  351. [2012-04-11 00:33:38] <Uncandescent> 6df+5
  352. [2012-04-11 00:33:45] <Uncandescent> 6df+5
  353. [2012-04-11 00:33:45] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 7 (6df+5=3+, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3+)
  354. [2012-04-11 00:34:28] <Salmander> The whipper from before steps out of the fog. Why, it's a lion holding a whip! And a chair!
  355. [2012-04-11 00:34:47] <Salmander> It whips at Terrance, but barely scratches his shoulder.
  356. [2012-04-11 00:35:07] <Salmander> Alissa, athletics again!
  357. [2012-04-11 00:35:17] <Sequence> 6df+7 oh god
  358. [2012-04-11 00:35:18] <Glacon> Sequence: oh god: 10 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 0, 0)
  359. [2012-04-11 00:35:29] <Uncandescent> Terrance catches the movement out of the corner of his eye, and manages to maneuver out of the way and get only said scratch.
  360. [2012-04-11 00:35:45] <Salmander> Thank god trapeze artists wear soft shoes! Alissa manages to hang on.
  361. [2012-04-11 00:35:50] <Uncandescent> He is more concerned with the lion aspect than the weaponry.
  362. [2012-04-11 00:35:52] <Salmander> Your turn
  363. [2012-04-11 00:36:19] <Sequence> Can Alissa roll Perception to find a way down?
  364. [2012-04-11 00:36:41] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 SHOOTAN
  365. [2012-04-11 00:36:41] <Glacon> Gookamungus: SHOOTAN: 7 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 4-, 0)
  366. [2012-04-11 00:36:59] <Gookamungus> Coop sprays fire at a closer range in an attempt to stumble the gramophone.
  367. [2012-04-11 00:37:29] <Salmander> Fire as in bullets, yes?
  368. [2012-04-11 00:37:34] <Gookamungus> Yes.
  369. [2012-04-11 00:37:47] <Gookamungus> Coop would kill himself if he saw clowns.
  370. [2012-04-11 00:38:00] <Salmander> The bullets chip away at the gramophone and cause it to stumble back. No stompy stompy, for now.
  371. [2012-04-11 00:38:18] <Uncandescent> Terrance aims and fires at the lion's head.
  372. [2012-04-11 00:38:20] <Uncandescent> 6df+6
  373. [2012-04-11 00:38:21] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 7 (6df+6=4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  374. [2012-04-11 00:38:26] <Sequence> Sal, can Alissa roll Perception to find a way down?
  375. [2012-04-11 00:38:32] <Salmander> Sure
  376. [2012-04-11 00:38:56] <Sequence> 6df+6 halp
  377. [2012-04-11 00:38:57] <Glacon> Sequence: halp: 10 (6df+6=4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  378. [2012-04-11 00:39:07] <Gookamungus> "There's gotta be a fucking counter to this!"
  379. [2012-04-11 00:39:28] <Salmander> the lion manages to move its chair up to stop the bullet's momentum, but it still goes through and creates quite the bloody mess with the lion's snout. It roars.
  380. [2012-04-11 00:39:50] <Uncandescent> Terrance gets to his feet and begins slowly backing away.
  381. [2012-04-11 00:40:00] <Dexanote> Tomas waves up to Alyssa.
  382. [2012-04-11 00:40:31] <Salmander> Hmm, Alissa, with how Coop has caused the gramophone to stumble, you might be able to use the horn as a slide of some kind. You'd be stuck riding its bucking body, but hey, at least you're not dangling over its snapping mouth.
  383. [2012-04-11 00:40:50] <Sequence> Roll Ath to hup on over to the gramophone?
  384. [2012-04-11 00:40:56] <Salmander> Sure
  385. [2012-04-11 00:41:04] <Salmander> Better not fuck this up, though
  386. [2012-04-11 00:41:28] <Salmander> Otherwise it's a one-way ticket to 6-feet under
  387. [2012-04-11 00:42:19] <Sequence> 6df+11 tagging Bitch Please Alissa launches herself into space and towards the gramophone!
  388. [2012-04-11 00:42:20] <Glacon> Sequence: tagging Bitch Please Alissa launches herself into space and towards the gramophone!: 14 (6df+11=3+, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  389. [2012-04-11 00:43:22] <Salmander> Alissa manages to get a grip on the horn and slide down it. She's now on the gramophone's body, clutching onto a box of wood about 5 feet either way. Hope you're good at the rodeo, Alissa!
  390. [2012-04-11 00:43:47] <Sequence> Alissa screams. "YEEEE HAA!"
  391. [2012-04-11 00:43:55] <Salmander> Tomas, Terrance, yous till have a roll
  392. [2012-04-11 00:44:08] <Uncandescent> I shot the lion though.
  393. [2012-04-11 00:44:16] <Salmander> Oh you're right
  394. [2012-04-11 00:44:19] <Salmander> Ok, just you Tomas
  395. [2012-04-11 00:46:57] <Dexanote> 6df+7 Tomas grips the wire, drawing several cards and throwing them at the lion. flitflitflit
  396. [2012-04-11 00:46:58] <Glacon> Dexanote: Tomas grips the wire, drawing several cards and throwing them at the lion. flitflitflit: 10 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 3+)
  397. [2012-04-11 00:47:28] <Salmander> They imbed themselves in various parts of the lion's body. ROOOOOOOAAAARRR. Ooh, it doesn't like that.
  398. [2012-04-11 00:47:37] <Salmander> Alright roll pdef, Tomas!
  399. [2012-04-11 00:47:45] <Dexanote> 6df+5
  400. [2012-04-11 00:47:45] <Glacon> Dexanote: 3 (6df+5=4-, 4-, 0, 0, 3+, 4-)
  401. [2012-04-11 00:48:13] <Salmander> Roll athletics, Tomas!
  402. [2012-04-11 00:48:24] <Dexanote> 6df+4 VEGAN POWERS LAST AP
  403. [2012-04-11 00:48:25] <Glacon> Dexanote: VEGAN POWERS LAST AP: 3 (6df+4=0, 4-, 0, 3+, 4-, 0)
  404. [2012-04-11 00:48:31] <Dexanote> 6df+8 sorry
  405. [2012-04-11 00:48:32] <Glacon> Dexanote: sorry: 10 (6df+8=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  406. [2012-04-11 00:49:49] <Salmander> From the fog, a pie is thrown at Tomas's face. He loses his balance, and falls, but manages to catch onto the bar with his right hand at the last second.
  407. [2012-04-11 00:49:55] <Salmander> Somewhere, a crowd applauds
  408. [2012-04-11 00:49:57] <Salmander> They love it
  409. [2012-04-11 00:50:01] <Salmander> They throw in flowers
  410. [2012-04-11 00:50:07] <Salmander> Uh-oh, flowers Tomas!
  411. [2012-04-11 00:50:18] <Salmander> Compelling xxxxx is my Kryptonite on Tomas
  412. [2012-04-11 00:50:21] <Dexanote> Oh dear.
  413. [2012-04-11 00:50:36] <Dexanote> FEEL FREE TO DESCRIBE WHAT HORRIBLE AFFLICTION AWAITS, MY FRIEND.
  414. [2012-04-11 00:51:39] <Salmander> His nose becomes puffy and swollen, his eyes red and teary. He gains quite the sneeze and cough. -2 to Perception, Thrown, Ranged, and Athletics (restricted breathing).
  415. [2012-04-11 00:52:02] <Salmander> Pdef, terrance!
  416. [2012-04-11 00:52:13] <Uncandescent> 6df+5
  417. [2012-04-11 00:52:14] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 6 (6df+5=3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 0, 0)
  418. [2012-04-11 00:52:43] <Salmander> The lion's whip flecks Terrance's nose, leaving the smallest spot of blood. Otherwise he's fine.
  419. [2012-04-11 00:52:50] <Salmander> Athletics, Alissa
  420. [2012-04-11 00:53:12] <Sequence> 6df+7 whoops
  421. [2012-04-11 00:53:12] <Glacon> Sequence: whoops: 9 (6df+7=0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 0, 3+)
  422. [2012-04-11 00:54:09] <Salmander> The gramophone, noticing Alissa, begins to buck. Her grip remains steady, and her legs locked in place.
  423. [2012-04-11 00:54:11] <Uncandescent> Terrance looks away at Tomas for the moment after the cards fly, and brings his attention back to the lion just in time to jerk his head back and mostly dodge the whip. He wipes his nose and steps back, aiming to end the beast once and for all.
  424. [2012-04-11 00:54:44] <Salmander> Hey Coop, perception
  425. [2012-04-11 00:55:21] <Gookamungus> 6df+7
  426. [2012-04-11 00:55:22] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 6 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  427. [2012-04-11 00:55:53] <Salmander> Tsk tsk, Coop, you must look up more. Then you could have spotted the magic box that just fell from the sky and covered you up!
  428. [2012-04-11 00:56:06] <Dexanote> Tomas sneezes, hard, keeping his grip. He looks down, trying to decide if he can survive a fall to thr ground.
  429. [2012-04-11 00:56:20] <Salmander> Uh-oh, there are little slits all over the box. You know this act!
  430. [2012-04-11 00:56:48] <Salmander> It's pretty far, Tomas.
  431. [2012-04-11 00:56:51] <Salmander> Anyways, your turn.
  432. [2012-04-11 00:58:40] <Gookamungus> Coop screams at the top of his lungs while he tries shooting his way out of the box. "ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!"
  433. [2012-04-11 00:58:52] <Gookamungus> rollan ranged? I think?
  434. [2012-04-11 00:58:56] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  435. [2012-04-11 00:58:56] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 8 (6df+8=0, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  436. [2012-04-11 00:59:00] <Sequence> Can Alissa roll perception to find a way down off this box?
  437. [2012-04-11 00:59:03] <Uncandescent> Terrance attempts to end the ferocious feline.
  438. [2012-04-11 00:59:13] <Uncandescent> 6df+6 Just die already!
  439. [2012-04-11 00:59:14] <Glacon> Uncandescent: Just die already!: 4 (6df+6=0, 0, 4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  440. [2012-04-11 00:59:14] <Salmander> Well the bullets certainly do make holes. But that's about it.
  441. [2012-04-11 00:59:59] <Dexanote> 6df+6 MY turn, as I try to Perceive where the nearest threat is, and if I can find an easy way down to the ground.
  442. [2012-04-11 00:59:59] <Glacon> Dexanote: MY turn, as I try to Perceive where the nearest threat is, and if I can find an easy way down to the ground.: 3 (6df+6=4-, 3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  443. [2012-04-11 01:00:07] <Salmander> Terrance's bullets do little else but become embedded in the lion tamer's chair. Get it? because the tamer IS lion. hardy har har har. You're going to die.
  444. [2012-04-11 01:00:17] <Uncandescent> Fuck.
  445. [2012-04-11 01:00:20] <Salmander> Go ahead Alissa
  446. [2012-04-11 01:00:28] <Uncandescent> Head wounds do not make for good aiming.
  447. [2012-04-11 01:00:31] <Sequence> 6df+6 doopwoop
  448. [2012-04-11 01:00:31] <Glacon> Sequence: doopwoop: 5 (6df+6=0, 0, 4-, 0, 0, 0)
  449. [2012-04-11 01:01:10] <Salmander> Neither Alissa nor Tomas can seem to spot a way down. You can still make another roll, if you want to try and assist.
  450. [2012-04-11 01:01:37] <Dexanote> 6df+5 He turns and throws the Climbing Cord at Alyssa. "CATCH!"
  451. [2012-04-11 01:01:39] <Glacon> Dexanote: He turns and throws the Climbing Cord at Alyssa. "CATCH!": 4 (6df+5=3+, 4-, 4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
  452. [2012-04-11 01:01:52] <Salmander> Athletics to catch, Alyssa
  453. [2012-04-11 01:01:53] <Dexanote> to try to pull himself over
  454. [2012-04-11 01:03:25] <Sequence> 6df+7 hup
  455. [2012-04-11 01:03:26] <Glacon> Sequence: hup: 4 (6df+7=4-, 4-, 4-, 0, 0, 0)
  456. [2012-04-11 01:03:54] <Salmander> Alyssa just barely makes the catch, but she manages to grasp the cord.
  457. [2012-04-11 01:04:34] <Salmander> And now onto the next part of our show
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  459. [2012-04-11 01:04:47] <Salmander> Pdef, Terrance!
  460. [2012-04-11 01:04:49] <Dexanote> Tomas pulls himself in, climbing over to Alyssa.
  461. [2012-04-11 01:04:56] <Uncandescent> 6df+5 Craaaaaap
  462. [2012-04-11 01:04:57] <Glacon> Uncandescent: Craaaaaap: 5 (6df+5=0, 4-, 3+, 0, 3+, 4-)
  463. [2012-04-11 01:05:19] <Salmander> Not so lucky this time Terrance. The lion's whip slashes your chest. -1 body
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  466. [2012-04-11 01:06:11] <Uncandescent> Terrance steps back and cries out, clutching his chest and kneeling down as he lets his rifle hang off of his body.
  467. [2012-04-11 01:06:53] <Salmander> Through his bullet holes, Coop can see a magician with a top hat appear through the fog, his face obscured by makeup and the collar of his cape. He looks up and reaches down into his throat and pulls up and out a sword. Advancing on the box, he stabs. Pdef, Coop, hope your reflexes are sharp!
  468. [2012-04-11 01:09:04] <Gookamungus> Taggin' It's Clobberin' Time.
  469. [2012-04-11 01:09:16] <Gookamungus> 6df+12
  470. [2012-04-11 01:09:16] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 15 (6df+12=0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  471. [2012-04-11 01:10:04] <Salmander> Since Clobberin' Time was tagged, and that was a beastly roll, I'll assume Coop somehow manages to punch the sword as it enters, causing it to bend and become quite harmless
  472. [2012-04-11 01:10:24] <Salmander> Tomas and Alissa, roll athletics
  473. [2012-04-11 01:10:31] <Sequence> 6df+7 WHOOPS
  474. [2012-04-11 01:10:32] <Glacon> Sequence: WHOOPS: 3 (6df+7=0, 4-, 4-, 4-, 0, 4-)
  475. [2012-04-11 01:10:42] <Dexanote> 6df+2 "Bug- GHRK-"
  476. [2012-04-11 01:10:42] <Glacon> Dexanote: "Bug- GHRK-": 3 (6df+2=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 3+)
  477. [2012-04-11 01:12:10] <Salmander> Whoopsie-daisies, that last buck was too big. Fortunately, you both have a good enough grip on the cord. Unfortunately, Alissa is thrown off. You both find yourselves dangling 15 feet from the ground, swinging like pendulums whilst grasping opposite ends of the cord now lodged into the body of the gramophone.
  478. [2012-04-11 01:12:52] <Sequence> "Fuck! Shit! Fuck shit fuck!"
  479. [2012-04-11 01:13:06] <Salmander> Your rolls, amigos
  480. [2012-04-11 01:13:36] <Dexanote> "FF-hrk" He coughs. "Any ideas?"?
  481. [2012-04-11 01:14:03] <Sequence> "Uh..." How long is the cord? If one of them climbed up and let the cord down, could the other get down safely?
  482. [2012-04-11 01:14:04] <Uncandescent> Terrance lets the rifle hang and grabs his pistol form his holster. There is more than one way to skin a cat.
  483. [2012-04-11 01:14:18] <Gookamungus> "Always look on the bright side of life!" Coop tries to smash his way out of the box.
  484. [2012-04-11 01:14:35] <Uncandescent> 6df+10 Tagging Good With His Hands to triple-tap this kitty-cat.
  485. [2012-04-11 01:14:36] <Glacon> Uncandescent: Tagging Good With His Hands to triple-tap this kitty-cat.: 13 (6df+10=3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 3+)
  486. [2012-04-11 01:15:05] <Dexanote> I'll let the cord length be determined by the GM, because I'm no good determining how long something should be.
  487. [2012-04-11 01:15:08] <Dexanote> ...
  488. [2012-04-11 01:15:10] <Dexanote> fuck
  489. [2012-04-11 01:15:23] <Salmander> Terrance caps dat nasty cat's passed ass
  490. [2012-04-11 01:15:29] <Salmander> It goes down
  491. [2012-04-11 01:15:36] <Gookamungus> 6df+11 Tagging It's Clobberin' Time plus Ath to escape
  492. [2012-04-11 01:15:37] <Glacon> Gookamungus: Tagging It's Clobberin' Time plus Ath to escape: 13 (6df+11=3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 4-, 0)
  493. [2012-04-11 01:16:34] <Salmander> As Dexanote cannot accurately determine the length of his phallus, the GM will assume 5 inches. Also the cord is 13 feet long. Both Alissa and Tomas are as equally far from the body of the gramophone.
  494. [2012-04-11 01:16:55] <Salmander> Coop smashes through that box like the juggernaut, bitch
  495. [2012-04-11 01:17:15] <Sequence> "Alright. I'll... try to climb up so you can drop down, okay?" Alissa starts climbing as best she can.
  496. [2012-04-11 01:17:22] <Sequence> 6df+11 tagging Bitch Please.
  497. [2012-04-11 01:17:23] <Glacon> Sequence: tagging Bitch Please.: 10 (6df+11=0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 4-)
  498. [2012-04-11 01:17:25] <Uncandescent> On bullet gets lodged in the chair, but the other two make contact with the cat's face.
  499. [2012-04-11 01:17:40] <Salmander> Alissa climbs like a boss
  500. [2012-04-11 01:18:10] <Salmander> Any rolls, Tomas?
  501. [2012-04-11 01:18:11] <Gookamungus> "Scale its fucking legs!"
  502. [2012-04-11 01:18:18] <Uncandescent> It crashes to the ground, and Terrance holsters his pistol and surveys the scene.
  503. [2012-04-11 01:19:01] <Dexanote> 6df+2 Athletics, to try to pull himself up. "FFfu fufu fu-" His eyes water, itchy as FUCK
  504. [2012-04-11 01:19:01] <Glacon> Dexanote: Athletics, to try to pull himself up. "FFfu fufu fu-" His eyes water, itchy as FUCK: 1 (6df+2=0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  505. [2012-04-11 01:19:22] <Salmander> It's no use Tommy boy, you're stuck hanging.
  506. [2012-04-11 01:19:41] <Salmander> Roll pdef, Coop!
  507. [2012-04-11 01:20:23] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 wat
  508. [2012-04-11 01:20:23] <Glacon> Gookamungus: wat: 9 (6df+8=4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  509. [2012-04-11 01:21:18] <Salmander> Whoops Coop, you completely forgot about our magician friend. he slashes at Coop with a sword, who barely hears the slash over the music. Fortunately his finely tuned reflexes allow him to deftly dodge the magical menace.
  510. [2012-04-11 01:22:01] <Salmander> You're scot free this turn, Terrance
  511. [2012-04-11 01:22:11] <Uncandescent> Sweet.
  512. [2012-04-11 01:22:13] <Salmander> Roll athletics, Alissa
  513. [2012-04-11 01:22:23] <Sequence> 6df+7 FLYING HIIIIIIGH
  514. [2012-04-11 01:22:23] <Glacon> Sequence: FLYING HIIIIIIGH: 4 (6df+7=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 0, 3+)
  515. [2012-04-11 01:23:16] <Uncandescent> Terrance looks over at the gramophone, and notes that it is currently being scaled. He then notes Coop's predicament, but is fairly competent he can handle a person with a sword.
  516. [2012-04-11 01:23:25] <Uncandescent> *confident
  517. [2012-04-11 01:23:27] <Salmander> You made it Alissa! But... wait... where's the rope? Oh shit
  518. [2012-04-11 01:23:36] <Salmander> Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
  519. [2012-04-11 01:23:41] <Salmander> *Thud*
  520. [2012-04-11 01:23:54] <Salmander> Tomas hits the ground. -2 body. Incapp'd.
  521. [2012-04-11 01:24:10] <Dexanote> ... i'm laughing way too hard.
  522. [2012-04-11 01:24:12] <Uncandescent> Terrance sees that, swears, and goes over to him.
  523. [2012-04-11 01:24:53] <Salmander> Better move Tomas before he gets stomped, Terrance
  524. [2012-04-11 01:24:54] <Dexanote> I'll presume Tomas is crumpled in a heap in a big puddle of mud.
  525. [2012-04-11 01:25:01] <Salmander> Sounds about right
  526. [2012-04-11 01:25:05] <Tox|Laptop> Puddle of thud more like
  527. [2012-04-11 01:26:11] <Salmander> Roll athletics to lug Tomas out of the way, Terrance
  528. [2012-04-11 01:27:10] <Uncandescent> Terrance kneels down and lifts his light vegetarian body.
  529. [2012-04-11 01:27:12] <Uncandescent> 6df+5
  530. [2012-04-11 01:27:12] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 5 (6df+5=4-, 3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 0)
  531. [2012-04-11 01:27:33] <Salmander> H manages to move Tomas. By dragging him through the mud.
  532. [2012-04-11 01:27:44] <Salmander> Alright, onto the action.
  533. [2012-04-11 01:27:44] <Uncandescent> Terrance doesn't really care.
  534. [2012-04-11 01:27:54] <Salmander> Pdef, terrance!
  535. [2012-04-11 01:28:09] <Uncandescent> 6df+5 Wait, what?
  536. [2012-04-11 01:28:10] <Glacon> Uncandescent: Wait, what?: 5 (6df+5=4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 0)
  537. [2012-04-11 01:28:50] <Salmander> Why you didn't just forget about our second trapezer from earlier! He flies in with a swift kick! *Conk* Right in the kisser. -1 body
  538. [2012-04-11 01:28:53] <Sequence> Alissa just... chills.
  539. [2012-04-11 01:29:30] <Salmander> Why Mr. Coop, I just realized you never got to roll to fight your aggressor. Would you like to do so now?
  540. [2012-04-11 01:30:02] <Gookamungus> With pleasure. Coop draws his knife, flips it underhand, and slashes at the magician's throat.
  541. [2012-04-11 01:30:05] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  542. [2012-04-11 01:30:05] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 3 (6df+8=4-, 4-, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  543. [2012-04-11 01:30:10] <Gookamungus> You've got to be shitting me.
  544. [2012-04-11 01:30:22] <Salmander> A swing and a miss, Roland!
  545. [2012-04-11 01:30:47] <Uncandescent> Terrance is knocked to the ground, then props himself up on his forearms. He eyes the body of the dead man as he trapezes away. Terrance lifts his rifle to fulfill the prophecy.
  546. [2012-04-11 01:30:52] <Salmander> Pdef, Coop!
  547. [2012-04-11 01:31:11] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 Come on, dodge!
  548. [2012-04-11 01:31:12] <Glacon> Gookamungus: Come on, dodge!: 6 (6df+8=4-, 0, 3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
  549. [2012-04-11 01:32:23] <Salmander> Our mischievous magic man manages to mash mister musclehead with a mighty mustering of Machiavellian swordplay due to our hero's misadventureous misstep!
  550. [2012-04-11 01:32:28] <Salmander> -2 body
  551. [2012-04-11 01:33:04] <Sequence> Alissa just kind of... chills! Up here!
  552. [2012-04-11 01:33:43] <Salmander> Our gramophone's still bucking, Alissa. Roll pdef!
  553. [2012-04-11 01:33:46] <Salmander> I mean, athletics
  554. [2012-04-11 01:33:57] <Sequence> 6df+7 yeee haw
  555. [2012-04-11 01:33:58] <Glacon> Sequence: yeee haw: 8 (6df+7=4-, 3+, 0, 0, 3+, 0)
  556. [2012-04-11 01:34:36] <Salmander> She remains gripped quite tightly to the wooden casing.
  557. [2012-04-11 01:34:41] <Salmander> Alright, your rolls, folks.
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  560. [2012-04-11 01:35:53] <Gookamungus> Alright, this chucklehead's going down. Coop lets out a battlecry and stabs for the magician's throat.
  561. [2012-04-11 01:35:59] <Uncandescent> Terrance gets to his feet, throws the empty ammo casing aside, slams a new one into the rifle, takes aim, and snipes a bitch.
  562. [2012-04-11 01:36:07] <Gookamungus> 6df+12 final It's Clobberin' Time
  563. [2012-04-11 01:36:08] <Glacon> Gookamungus: final It's Clobberin' Time: 13 (6df+12=3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 0, 3+)
  564. [2012-04-11 01:36:30] <Salmander> Coop manages to kinfe that bitch, who goes down, blood spurting from his throat.
  565. [2012-04-11 01:36:36] <Uncandescent> 6df+10 Tagging Theatrical
  566. [2012-04-11 01:36:37] <Glacon> Uncandescent: Tagging Theatrical: 14 (6df+10=3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 0)
  567. [2012-04-11 01:37:51] <Salmander> In a dramatic decision of daring due, our dashing death-bringer shoots the devious delinquent. He falls to the ground with a thud.
  568. [2012-04-11 01:38:11] <Salmander> Any rolls, Allysa?
  569. [2012-04-11 01:39:02] <Sequence> 6df+6 well now she has to find another way down.
  570. [2012-04-11 01:39:02] <Glacon> Sequence: well now she has to find another way down.: 4 (6df+6=0, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  571. [2012-04-11 01:39:22] <Uncandescent> Terrance holds his rifle back, a slightly manic smile adorning his features as he watches the man fall.
  572. [2012-04-11 01:39:25] <Salmander> Alissa can't spot anything. Not even my constant misspelling of her name.
  573. [2012-04-11 01:39:48] <Salmander> The show continues, but the fun has just begun
  574. [2012-04-11 01:41:02] <Salmander> In all our excitement we've forgotten the third trapeze artist, who had been holding onto Alyssa's ankles before she dropped. Jumping from his rope, he lands with gusto upon the horn of its gramophonic master.
  575. [2012-04-11 01:41:08] <Salmander> Roll pdef, Alissa!
  576. [2012-04-11 01:41:34] <Sequence> 6df+4 fuck~
  577. [2012-04-11 01:41:35] <Glacon> Sequence: fuck~: 3 (6df+4=3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  578. [2012-04-11 01:41:43] <Salmander> Roll athletics, Alissa!
  579. [2012-04-11 01:41:56] <Sequence> 6df+7 whoops~
  580. [2012-04-11 01:41:57] <Glacon> Sequence: whoops~: 8 (6df+7=0, 3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 0)
  581. [2012-04-11 01:42:52] <Salmander> His swift kick knocks Alissa about the temples. -1 body. She loses her balance and falls, but manages to grasp onto the edge of the gramophone's body!
  582. [2012-04-11 01:43:09] <Salmander> Terrance, roll pdef!
  583. [2012-04-11 01:43:12] <Sequence> Alissa yelps, flailing a little.
  584. [2012-04-11 01:43:38] <Uncandescent> 6df+5 What, really? This better be a good roll.
  585. [2012-04-11 01:43:38] <Glacon> Uncandescent: What, really? This better be a good roll.: 5 (6df+5=4-, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0)
  586. [2012-04-11 01:45:29] <Salmander> There's a mischievous cackle through the fog! A pie hits Terrance in the face. And another. And another. And another. And another. He sounds himself smothered in pies and slipping around in all the cream! No body is lost, but you can't take any actions other than athletics with this kind of mess!
  587. [2012-04-11 01:45:45] <Uncandescent> What kind of pie?
  588. [2012-04-11 01:45:50] <Salmander> banana cream
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  590. [2012-04-11 01:46:19] <Uncandescent> Terrance falls to the ground, covered in the mess.
  591. [2012-04-11 01:46:32] <Salmander> Mr. Coop, roll perception!
  592. [2012-04-11 01:46:35] <Uncandescent> His head hurts like a bitch.
  593. [2012-04-11 01:46:47] <Gookamungus> 6df+7 Spider Sense Tingling
  594. [2012-04-11 01:46:47] <Glacon> Gookamungus: Spider Sense Tingling: 9 (6df+7=0, 0, 3+, 0, 3+, 0)
  595. [2012-04-11 01:47:35] <Salmander> Through teh fog, a spotlight shines right on Mr. Coop. Fortunately, the light doesn't blind him, and he's able to see the incoming man - presumably shot out of a cannon.
  596. [2012-04-11 01:47:39] <Salmander> Pdef, Coop
  597. [2012-04-11 01:48:04] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  598. [2012-04-11 01:48:05] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 5 (6df+8=4-, 0, 0, 4-, 0, 4-)
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  601. [2012-04-11 01:48:57] <Salmander> The dodging's no good, though. The man's helmet embeds itself right in his belly. Oof, -2 body.
  602. [2012-04-11 01:49:13] <Salmander> The man, gets up, mildly dizzy, and takes a fisticuffs stance.
  603. [2012-04-11 01:49:21] <Salmander> Your move, folks
  604. [2012-04-11 01:49:45] <Gookamungus> Christ. Coop staggers back, draws his pistol, and fires a burst at the cannon man.
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  606. [2012-04-11 01:49:49] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  607. [2012-04-11 01:49:50] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 11 (6df+8=4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  608. [2012-04-11 01:50:32] <Salmander> Mr. cannon man is shot right in the leg. oof. He stumbles back.
  609. [2012-04-11 01:50:49] <Gookamungus> "TERRANCE! FUCKER ON THE PHONE! NAIL 'EM!"
  610. [2012-04-11 01:50:56] <Uncandescent> Terrance sees Alissa's plight, but can't really do anything about it. He stumbles his way out of the pie mess.
  611. [2012-04-11 01:51:00] <Uncandescent> 6df+5
  612. [2012-04-11 01:51:00] <Glacon> Uncandescent: -1 (6df+5=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  613. [2012-04-11 01:51:13] <Uncandescent> He falls flat on his face.
  614. [2012-04-11 01:51:27] <Salmander> yep
  615. [2012-04-11 01:51:40] <Salmander> *Bonk*
  616. [2012-04-11 01:52:03] <Salmander> Terrance loses his last body in an unfortunate cream-pie loss-of-traction accident and is knocked unconscious.
  617. [2012-04-11 01:52:04] <Uncandescent> I would be super-embarrassing if everyone else wasn't fighting for their lives.
  618. [2012-04-11 01:52:38] <Salmander> Alissa?
  619. [2012-04-11 01:52:51] <Sequence> 6df+7 Ath to pull herself to safety
  620. [2012-04-11 01:52:51] <Glacon> Sequence: Ath to pull herself to safety: 7 (6df+7=3+, 0, 4-, 0, 3+, 4-)
  621. [2012-04-11 01:52:53] <Uncandescent> And now it's embarassing anyway. Terrance bangs his head on a pie tin, aggravating his existing head wound and plunging him into unconsciousness.
  622. [2012-04-11 01:53:35] <Salmander> Alissa manages to get a good grip and pull herself up. The trapeze artist tilts his/her head at her.
  623. [2012-04-11 01:53:46] <Sequence> Alissa flips the trapeze artist off.
  624. [2012-04-11 01:53:52] <Salmander> Alright
  625. [2012-04-11 01:53:54] <Salmander> THis is it
  626. [2012-04-11 01:53:57] <Salmander> Pdef, Coop
  627. [2012-04-11 01:54:05] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 COME ON CHAMP
  628. [2012-04-11 01:54:06] <Glacon> Gookamungus: COME ON CHAMP: 8 (6df+8=0, 4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  629. [2012-04-11 01:54:21] <Salmander> The cannon man punches Coop. It does nothing.
  630. [2012-04-11 01:54:29] <Salmander> Pdef, alissa
  631. [2012-04-11 01:54:41] <Sequence> 6df+4 sob
  632. [2012-04-11 01:54:42] <Glacon> Sequence: sob: 4 (6df+4=0, 0, 4-, 0, 0, 3+)
  633. [2012-04-11 01:54:56] <Salmander> Yep
  634. [2012-04-11 01:55:22] <Dexanote> May I spend
  635. [2012-04-11 01:55:29] <Dexanote> an AP to compell one of her Aspects
  636. [2012-04-11 01:55:31] <Dexanote> for a reroll
  637. [2012-04-11 01:55:46] <Salmander> Sure!
  638. [2012-04-11 01:55:50] <Salmander> Put on a good show!
  639. [2012-04-11 01:56:17] <Salmander> Reroll with a tagged aspect, Alissa
  640. [2012-04-11 01:56:30] <Salmander> I'd suggest "Bitch Please"
  641. [2012-04-11 01:56:31] <Dexanote> Like I Give A Fuck
  642. [2012-04-11 01:56:45] <Sequence> 6df+8 Like I Give A Fuck | Alissa glares with the force of a thousand suns.
  643. [2012-04-11 01:56:45] <Glacon> Sequence: Like I Give A Fuck | Alissa glares with the force of a thousand suns.: 6 (6df+8=0, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  644. [2012-04-11 01:57:04] <Salmander> Alissa manages to dodge a sweep by the artist's leg
  645. [2012-04-11 01:57:14] <Salmander> You're up, Coop and Alissa
  646. [2012-04-11 01:58:16] <Gookamungus> Coop staggers away from the cannon man, and sights up on the trapeze artist accosting Alissa. There's a momentary pause as he tracks, then gently pulls the trigger.
  647. [2012-04-11 01:58:18] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  648. [2012-04-11 01:58:19] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 5 (6df+8=4-, 4-, 4-, 0, 0, 0)
  649. [2012-04-11 01:58:59] <Salmander> Alas, the swaying of the gramophone is too violent, and the shot misses
  650. [2012-04-11 01:59:01] <Sequence> 6df+6 Alissa looks around for a way down!
  651. [2012-04-11 01:59:01] <Glacon> Sequence: Alissa looks around for a way down!: 3 (6df+6=0, 4-, 4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  652. [2012-04-11 01:59:19] <Salmander> Sorry Alissa, today just isn't your day
  653. [2012-04-11 01:59:41] <Salmander> Mister Coop, please roll your pdef
  654. [2012-04-11 02:00:05] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 Not TODAY
  655. [2012-04-11 02:00:06] <Glacon> Gookamungus: Not TODAY: 7 (6df+8=0, 4-, 0, 4-, 0, 3+)
  656. [2012-04-11 02:00:25] <Salmander> Not today indeed. the cannon man's punches are ineffective.
  657. [2012-04-11 02:00:28] <Salmander> Your pdef, Alissa?
  658. [2012-04-11 02:00:42] <Sequence> 6df+8 last AP tagging BITCH PLEASE. ;A;
  659. [2012-04-11 02:00:43] <Glacon> Sequence: last AP tagging BITCH PLEASE. ;A;: 8 (6df+8=4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 0)
  660. [2012-04-11 02:01:30] <Salmander> Alissa manages to completely stone-face as a punch makes contact with her core.
  661. [2012-04-11 02:01:39] <Salmander> Because BITCH PLEASE
  662. [2012-04-11 02:01:44] <Salmander> Your move, comrades
  663. [2012-04-11 02:02:03] <Gookamungus> He fires again. He's got to take this fucker out.
  664. [2012-04-11 02:02:11] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 I hate trapeze artists
  665. [2012-04-11 02:02:11] <Glacon> Gookamungus: I hate trapeze artists: 5 (6df+8=0, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-, 0)
  666. [2012-04-11 02:02:41] <Salmander> Somewhere, a chatbot laughs cruelly as Coop's shot misses the artist's swaying head
  667. [2012-04-11 02:03:10] <Sequence> Alissa shouts at the trapeze artist. "FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU DISGUSTING INSULT TO WORMKIND!"
  668. [2012-04-11 02:03:20] <Sequence> 6df+6 intimidation to make him lose his grip?>
  669. [2012-04-11 02:03:21] <Glacon> Sequence: intimidation to make him lose his grip?>: 5 (6df+6=4-, 0, 0, 3+, 4-, 0)
  670. [2012-04-11 02:04:08] <Salmander> The trapeze artist does seem quite frightened. He doesn't let go, but he'll probably be stunned this turn.
  671. [2012-04-11 02:04:21] <Salmander> Coop, on the other hand, must roll pdef!
  672. [2012-04-11 02:04:28] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 fuck the police
  673. [2012-04-11 02:04:29] <Glacon> Gookamungus: fuck the police: 9 (6df+8=0, 3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 0)
  674. [2012-04-11 02:04:39] <Salmander> Man, those punches are just the weakest shit
  675. [2012-04-11 02:04:50] <Salmander> Your turn
  676. [2012-04-11 02:05:29] <Gookamungus> Glacon be damned, he fires again.
  677. [2012-04-11 02:05:31] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  678. [2012-04-11 02:05:32] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 9 (6df+8=0, 0, 3+, 0, 3+, 4-)
  679. [2012-04-11 02:05:38] <Salmander> BOOM, headshot
  680. [2012-04-11 02:05:47] <Salmander> Mr. trapeze artist goes down
  681. [2012-04-11 02:06:12] <Gookamungus> "ALISSA! I NEED YOU DOWN HERE!"
  682. [2012-04-11 02:06:28] <Sequence> "YEAH I NEED DOWN THERE TOO! HELP ME FIND A WAY DOWN!"
  683. [2012-04-11 02:07:12] <Dexanote> if we're lucky, the cord should still be caught in the box.
  684. [2012-04-11 02:07:58] <Salmander> The cord fell with Tomas, remember?
  685. [2012-04-11 02:08:15] <Salmander> When it slipped from Alissa's grip
  686. [2012-04-11 02:08:15] <Dexanote> :< not lucky, then
  687. [2012-04-11 02:08:39] <Uncandescent> Terrance lies in cream pies, bleeding a bit.
  688. [2012-04-11 02:09:01] <Salmander> Well Allissa, what will you do?
  689. [2012-04-11 02:09:40] <Sequence> 6df+6 Can she find a way down? Slide down a leg or something?
  690. [2012-04-11 02:09:40] <Glacon> Sequence: Can she find a way down? Slide down a leg or something?: 8 (6df+6=3+, 3+, 0, 4-, 0, 3+)
  691. [2012-04-11 02:09:45] <Salmander> Shall you jump and hope Coop catches you?
  692. [2012-04-11 02:10:28] <Salmander> It's a long shot, but you could grab onto the needle, swing around on it, and then jump onto and grip a skinnier part of a leg from there
  693. [2012-04-11 02:10:53] <Sequence> Alissa takes a deep breath and tries to do so.
  694. [2012-04-11 02:11:00] <Sequence> 6df+7 the power of Glacon compels me
  695. [2012-04-11 02:11:01] <Glacon> Sequence: the power of Glacon compels me: 6 (6df+7=0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  696. [2012-04-11 02:11:13] <Salmander> Hmm...
  697. [2012-04-11 02:11:22] <Salmander> One it's a miss, two it's a hit
  698. [2012-04-11 02:11:24] <Salmander> 1d2
  699. [2012-04-11 02:11:26] <Glacon> Salmander: 1 (1d2=1)
  700. [2012-04-11 02:11:44] <Uncandescent> Coop should roll Ath to catch her!
  701. [2012-04-11 02:11:54] <Salmander> Now hold on a minute
  702. [2012-04-11 02:11:55] <Gookamungus> GM, may I?
  703. [2012-04-11 02:13:03] <Salmander> Alissa grabs onto the needle and swing around. She jumps, but her coat sleeve gets stuck in the needle before breaking free! She slams head first into a leg! -1 body! Now roll athletics to catch her.
  704. [2012-04-11 02:13:41] <Gookamungus> 6df+7 I can do this. Watch me.
  705. [2012-04-11 02:13:42] <Glacon> Gookamungus: I can do this. Watch me.: 6 (6df+7=3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 0, 0)
  706. [2012-04-11 02:13:50] <Salmander> ooh, another 6
  707. [2012-04-11 02:13:51] <Salmander> 1d2
  708. [2012-04-11 02:13:52] <Glacon> Salmander: 2 (1d2=2)
  709. [2012-04-11 02:14:01] <Salmander> Coop slides in and catches her, getting all muddy!
  710. [2012-04-11 02:14:15] <Salmander> Pdef, coopster!
  711. [2012-04-11 02:14:32] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 Please no.
  712. [2012-04-11 02:14:32] <Glacon> Gookamungus: Please no.: 10 (6df+8=0, 3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 3+)
  713. [2012-04-11 02:14:52] <Salmander> The cannon man attempts to pin him to the ground, but to no avail!
  714. [2012-04-11 02:15:02] <Salmander> Take him out Coop!
  715. [2012-04-11 02:15:26] <Gookamungus> "Eat this, mother fucker!" He just empties his entire mag into the bastard.
  716. [2012-04-11 02:15:28] <Gookamungus> 6df+5
  717. [2012-04-11 02:15:29] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 5 (6df+5=0, 0, 4-, 3+, 0, 0)
  718. [2012-04-11 02:15:30] <Gookamungus> err
  719. [2012-04-11 02:15:33] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  720. [2012-04-11 02:15:33] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 7 (6df+8=0, 0, 4-, 4-, 3+, 0)
  721. [2012-04-11 02:16:21] <Salmander> Excellent shot Coop! Unfortunately, most of it bounces off of his helmet. He appears to bleeding in several areas, though. One more good hit and he's down.
  722. [2012-04-11 02:16:25] <Salmander> Pdef one more time!
  723. [2012-04-11 02:16:48] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 please god please
  724. [2012-04-11 02:16:49] <Glacon> Gookamungus: please god please: 7 (6df+8=3+, 0, 0, 4-, 0, 4-)
  725. [2012-04-11 02:17:08] <Salmander> The cannon man's punches are ineffective.
  726. [2012-04-11 02:17:10] <Salmander> Your roll!
  727. [2012-04-11 02:17:46] <Gookamungus> Coop grips his knife firmly and lets out a roar, slashing at the man from groin to shoulder.
  728. [2012-04-11 02:17:51] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  729. [2012-04-11 02:17:52] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 10 (6df+8=0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
  730. [2012-04-11 02:17:58] <Salmander> The cannon is slashed and goes down
  731. [2012-04-11 02:18:09] <Salmander> Well, that's it then
  732. [2012-04-11 02:18:24] <Salmander> The gramophone cranes its horn and looks down
  733. [2012-04-11 02:18:43] <Salmander> Something tells Coop it may be a bit stompy
  734. [2012-04-11 02:18:49] <Salmander> Moral decision time Coop
  735. [2012-04-11 02:18:56] <Salmander> You have 3 unconscious bodies
  736. [2012-04-11 02:19:01] <Gookamungus> He sticks.
  737. [2012-04-11 02:19:05] <Dexanote> oh you cock
  738. [2012-04-11 02:19:05] <Gookamungus> No one gets left behind.
  739. [2012-04-11 02:19:19] <Salmander> You can take one to the sub and you both live
  740. [2012-04-11 02:19:29] <Salmander> Or you can try and pummel this gramophone to death
  741. [2012-04-11 02:19:46] <Uncandescent> On Terrance's body, grenades gleam in the sunlight.
  742. [2012-04-11 02:20:24] <Salmander> Friendly GM reminder: If you roll negative on a thrown weapons roll with grenades, you're hit with it for -1 body instead
  743. [2012-04-11 02:20:46] <Salmander> But, these are skinny legs. One or two explosions should take it down.
  744. [2012-04-11 02:21:24] <Gookamungus> Coop almost goes for the grenades, but he has a zero in throwing and throws like a girl. So he sprints for Tomas' cord instead, grabbing it and heading towards the gramophone so he can fucking rope it down like an AT-AT.
  745. [2012-04-11 02:21:25] <Salmander> This is a real nail-biter
  746. [2012-04-11 02:21:44] <Salmander> Finally, I was waiting for somebody to do that
  747. [2012-04-11 02:22:05] <Salmander> Alright, all I need is a pdef roll and an athletics roll and you're home free
  748. [2012-04-11 02:22:12] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  749. [2012-04-11 02:22:13] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 7 (6df+8=3+, 4-, 0, 4-, 0, 0)
  750. [2012-04-11 02:22:17] <Gookamungus> 6df+7
  751. [2012-04-11 02:22:18] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 12 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+)
  752. [2012-04-11 02:22:24] <Gookamungus> EAT SHIT MOTHA FUCKAAAAA
  753. [2012-04-11 02:22:53] <Salmander> The cord is spun about the gramophone, which doesn't know what the fuck
  754. [2012-04-11 02:23:04] <Salmander> The horn looks about, confused
  755. [2012-04-11 02:23:12] <Salmander> One more athletics roll to pull it tight
  756. [2012-04-11 02:25:58] <Gookamungus> Coop yanks on the cord, as hard as he can.
  757. [2012-04-11 02:25:58] <Gookamungus> 6df+7
  758. [2012-04-11 02:25:58] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 6 (6df+7=0, 4-, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  759. [2012-04-11 02:26:14] <Salmander> 1d2
  760. [2012-04-11 02:26:15] <Glacon> Salmander: 1 (1d2=1)
  761. [2012-04-11 02:26:21] <Salmander> Well shit
  762. [2012-04-11 02:26:41] <Salmander> In spite of his best efforts, the rope remains untaut
  763. [2012-04-11 02:26:54] <Salmander> The gramophone stumbles over
  764. [2012-04-11 02:26:57] <Salmander> Pdef Coop
  765. [2012-04-11 02:27:51] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 FUCK YOU GLACON
  766. [2012-04-11 02:27:52] <Glacon> Gookamungus: FUCK YOU GLACON: 8 (6df+8=0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
  767. [2012-04-11 02:28:10] <Salmander> The gramophone misses its punt
  768. [2012-04-11 02:28:20] <Salmander> Roll athletics to give the cord another tug
  769. [2012-04-11 02:28:48] <Gookamungus> 6df+7 HEAVE HO
  770. [2012-04-11 02:28:48] <Glacon> Gookamungus: HEAVE HO: 5 (6df+7=3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  771. [2012-04-11 02:28:49] <Gookamungus> YOU GOTTA BE
  772. [2012-04-11 02:28:53] <Uncandescent> Can I compel an Aspect for a reroll?
  773. [2012-04-11 02:29:08] <Uncandescent> Terrance has 1 AP left.
  774. [2012-04-11 02:29:11] <Salmander> Hmmm....
  775. [2012-04-11 02:29:34] <Salmander> How about this Terrance
  776. [2012-04-11 02:30:13] <Salmander> You can compel your very own "Good With His Hands" to pull the pin out of one of your own grenades. You'd martyr yourself, but the gramophone would go down.
  777. [2012-04-11 02:30:42] <Uncandescent> Let me talk with him for a moment.
  778. [2012-04-11 02:30:47] <Salmander> Now THAT'S a real show
  779. [2012-04-11 02:31:22] <Uncandescent> Yeah, turns out Terrance doesn't really care about other people to sacrifice himself.
  780. [2012-04-11 02:31:49] <Uncandescent> Sorry.
  781. [2012-04-11 02:32:02] <Dexanote> dick
  782. [2012-04-11 02:32:05] <Salmander> Well then, Mr. Coop's roll fails
  783. [2012-04-11 02:32:12] <Salmander> Roll pdef, Roland
  784. [2012-04-11 02:32:33] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 NOT TODAY
  785. [2012-04-11 02:32:34] <Glacon> Gookamungus: NOT TODAY: 6 (6df+8=0, 3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  786. [2012-04-11 02:32:39] <Salmander> oh man
  787. [2012-04-11 02:32:40] <Salmander> OH MAN
  788. [2012-04-11 02:32:42] <Salmander> 1d2
  789. [2012-04-11 02:32:42] <Glacon> Salmander: 2 (1d2=2)
  790. [2012-04-11 02:33:15] <Salmander> Coop manages to roll out of the way, but unfortunately relinquishes his grip on the cord in doing so. Roll perception to find it!
  791. [2012-04-11 02:33:36] <Gookamungus> 6df+7 LEAF ON THE WIND
  792. [2012-04-11 02:33:36] <Glacon> Gookamungus: LEAF ON THE WIND: 9 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  793. [2012-04-11 02:34:15] <Salmander> There it is! You lunge for it and get a good grip. Unfortunately, this makes you an excellent squishing target. Pdef!
  794. [2012-04-11 02:34:33] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 FUCK YOU GLACON
  795. [2012-04-11 02:34:33] <Glacon> Gookamungus: FUCK YOU GLACON: 8 (6df+8=0, 4-, 4-, 0, 3+, 3+)
  796. [2012-04-11 02:34:44] <Salmander> Coop dodges the leg as it comes down
  797. [2012-04-11 02:34:51] <Salmander> Roll athletics for great justice
  798. [2012-04-11 02:35:02] <Gookamungus> 6df+7 WATCH HOW I SOAR
  799. [2012-04-11 02:35:02] <Glacon> Gookamungus: WATCH HOW I SOAR: 10 (6df+7=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 3+, 0)
  800. [2012-04-11 02:35:06] <Salmander> Beautiful
  801. [2012-04-11 02:35:13] <Salmander> The legs collapse together
  802. [2012-04-11 02:35:18] <Salmander> There's a loud SCREEECH
  803. [2012-04-11 02:35:43] <Salmander> All unconscious bodies roll 1d10, 7 and you're hit by this collapsing behemoth
  804. [2012-04-11 02:35:57] <Sequence> 1d10
  805. [2012-04-11 02:35:57] <Glacon> Sequence: 10 (1d10=10)
  806. [2012-04-11 02:36:08] <Salmander> Alissa is safe
  807. [2012-04-11 02:36:10] <Dexanote> 1d10
  808. [2012-04-11 02:36:11] <Glacon> Dexanote: 6 (1d10=6)
  809. [2012-04-11 02:36:16] <Uncandescent> 1d10
  810. [2012-04-11 02:36:16] <Salmander> So is Tomas
  811. [2012-04-11 02:36:16] <Glacon> Uncandescent: 10 (1d10=10)
  812. [2012-04-11 02:36:17] <Dexanote> ... welp.
  813. [2012-04-11 02:36:26] <Dexanote> oh come on
  814. [2012-04-11 02:36:57] <Salmander> There's a loud crash and the music inadvertantly stops
  815. [2012-04-11 02:37:24] <Salmander> A white light engulfs the grounds
  816. [2012-04-11 02:37:32] <Gookamungus> Coop lets out a whoop as the titan falls. "YEAH! EAT THAT, MOTHER FUCKER!"
  817. [2012-04-11 02:37:35] <Salmander> The fog rolls in over everybody
  818. [2012-04-11 02:37:38] <Uncandescent> Terrance smiles slightly in his sleep as that damn music stops.
  819. [2012-04-11 02:37:40] *Pyrok* DCC Chat (71.239.83.181)
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  821. [2012-04-11 02:37:40] <Salmander> Roll pdef, Coop
  822. [2012-04-11 02:37:49] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
  823. [2012-04-11 02:37:49] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 10 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, 3+, 3+, 0)
  824. [2012-04-11 02:38:48] <Salmander> Coop dodges a banana cream pie coming at his face as the party disappears
  825. [2012-04-11 02:38:55] <Salmander> And reappears in a sub in the water
  826. [2012-04-11 02:39:04] <Salmander> They're safe
  827. [2012-04-11 02:39:07] <Salmander> For today
  828. [2012-04-11 02:39:29] <Uncandescent> Terrance bleeds on the sub floor.
  829. [2012-04-11 02:39:45] <Salmander> The sub docks and the hatch opens
  830. [2012-04-11 02:39:46] <Sequence> Alissa is just unconscious.
  831. [2012-04-11 02:40:04] <Gookamungus> Coop drags them all out onto the bay floor, one by onee.
  832. [2012-04-11 02:40:30] <Salmander> A medical team rushes in and takes the bodies away
  833. [2012-04-11 02:40:47] <Salmander> A nurse looks at Coop. "Do you need help getting to medical, sir?"
  834. [2012-04-11 02:41:05] <Dexanote> Tomas is carried to medical.
  835. [2012-04-11 02:41:09] <Gookamungus> "Yeah. Yeah, holy shit, give me all the morphine."
  836. [2012-04-11 02:41:40] <Salmander> The nurse helps him along
  837. [2012-04-11 02:41:46] <Salmander> Everybody back to #farrecon
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