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- // Valera.cpp : Defines the entry point for the console application.
- //
- ///////////////////////////////////////////
- /* © 2016 Shpartko - All rights reserved */
- ///////////////////////////////////////////
- #include "stdafx.h"
- #include "Windows.h"
- #include <string>
- #include <iostream>
- #include <ctime>
- using std::cout;
- using std::cin;
- using std::string;
- using std::endl;
- string copy() {//Êîïèðàéò
- return "\n© 2016 Shpartko - All rights reserved\n\n";
- }
- int main()
- {
- SetConsoleCP(1251);
- SetConsoleOutputCP(1251);
- srand(time(0));
- string str[13];
- string stD[3];
- string Valera;
- str[0] = "Ýòî ÷åëîâåê íå âûêëþ÷èë ìóçûêó êîãäà óøåë\n";
- str[1] = "Ñòÿæêè ðÿäîì ñ íèì àâòîìàòè÷åñêè ëîïàþòñÿ\n";
- str[2] = "Ïåí¸ê ñàìîõîäíûé\n";
- str[3] = "Ñëóøàåò Àëèñó\n";
- str[4] = "Õî÷åò çàïîòåòü â ñëåäóþùåì íî íå ïîëó÷àåòñÿ\n";
- str[5] = "Ïèäîð êîòîðûé íå çàì¸ë êðîøêè ñ ïîëà\n";
- str[6] = "Ëþáèò ãðÿçíûõ ñó÷åê.. (íåò)\n";
- str[7] = "Äåëèò íà íîëü\n";
- str[8] = "Äåëàåò âûõîä íà 3\n";
- str[9] = "Ïîëþáèë Êó÷ó íà III êóðñå \n";
- stD[0] = "0)";
- stD[1] = ")0";
- stD[2] = "0)))";
- cout<<copy();
- while (true)
- {
- short i = rand() % 9;
- cout << str[i];
- cout << "Êòî_Oí?# "; cin >> Valera;
- if (Valera == "Âàëåðà" || Valera == "ß" || Valera == "Êîçèíîâ" || Valera == "Äæîéêàçèíà"
- || Valera == "Ñåïàðàòèñò" || Valera == "Õàðüêîâñêèé áóíòàðü" || Valera == "Hellcat")
- {
- cout << "Ìîëîäöà, ñîñíè õóéöà";
- while (true) { i = rand() % 2; cout << stD[i]; Sleep(500); }
- }
- else
- cout << "\tÍå óãàäàë, íó ñ êåì íå áûâàåò\n\n";
- Sleep(1000);
- }
- return 0;
- }
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