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  1. Once again this glorious video demonstrates the power of PC gaming, as it is the only acceptable platform for VR (I'm talking about Steam VR by the way, other ones are retarded). It's not too late to ascend to the master race, console peasants. If you want to enjoy and feel games in a new and mindblowing way, I suggest you dump your potato consoles right now, head to the nearest computer store and ask for a gaming PC. Be careful though, you must purchase something over $2000, else you wouldn't be considered as a master racer.When this is done message me on my Reddit platinum account, I'd be glad to send you a free copy of Goat Simulator, one of our best exclusives. Checkmate, console bumpkins! (also I don't respond to religious people).Valvelujah! Here we come GTAV!-Colonel Euphoria, /r/pcmasterrace moderator, karma millionaire, slayer of peasants
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  4. Great video m'good sir, thanks for the laugh! tipsWell console peasants, this is it. This is your time to say no to this bullshit and embrace the way of GabeN. Console games are becoming more and more retarded while PC games are just expanding and finding new horizons. Bloodborne will be bad, as well as Gay Fantasy XV, I guarantee it (reddit meme).By the power that GabeN gave me, I will guide you lost console peasants to the one and only PC master race. Come to Reddit, send me a message (you'll find me easily) and I'll give you the most easy guide to build your own computer (it only starts at $2,000 for people with tight budgets).-Colonel Euphoria, /r/pcmasterrace moderator, karma millionaire, slayer of peasants
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-u5tvQC34
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  7. M'miss, what a fantastic playing and technique! I am myself a self-taught expert atheist guitarist, so I know what I'm talking about. This classic from the Rolling Stones is one of my favorite songs and I post it regularly on /r/music to gain precious karma upthumbs. I bet you learned the guitar on Reddit too, so may I ask about your username?Colonel Euphoria, moderator of /r/music and /r/guitar, proud owned of 100.000+ karma upthumbs
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPCbHFLOJh0
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  10. It looks like these guys are saying a prayer for Lord GabeN. Nothing to see here, they're probably on a LAN opening some cases right now. That's something the filthy console peasants wouldn't know about. Checkmate, bumpkins. Valvelujah!-Colonel Euphoria, slayer of peasants, karma millionaire
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hi1kV_qT6M
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  13. Nice footage m'good sir! I have to say, your video is pretty much like my own computer : completely silent. Thanks to my glorious custom-watercooled $3,500 power gaming build, I can play multiple games at the same time and you won't even hear anything. That's how we roll in the master race (reddit term, it means superior people with superior gear). Hail GabeN!I pity the poor peasants who must be deaf by dint of playing on potato consoles. Thanks for beta-testing GTAV by the way, bumpkins.-Colonel Euphoria, /r/pcmasterrace moderator, karma millionaire, slayer of peasants
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY
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  16. A true gentlesir would never look away from his m'lady. In my case, I am faithful to my waifu (it's japanese for wife) who is shining on my $3,500 dualscreen setup. She's not much of a jealous person, though. I gotta admit that I sometimes sneak into /r/gonewild, but that's only for giving some well-deserved karma upthumbs to m'ladies. When you think about it, it's pretty sad that ugly console peasants will never know those glorious feelings.-Colonel Euphoria, /r/pcmasterrace moderator, slayer of peasants, karma millionaire
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlZsGpWJmos
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  19. As this gentlesir embraced the way of the "courage wolf" (reddit meme), I have myself become one with my fedora. Once you know what true class is and understand the dashing fashion power of a fedora, you can elevate yourself to a higher state of mind and spirit, all of this being of course flued by the brilliancy and sagacity of atheism.By a sharp and energetic swipe of my arm, I tip my fedora to this young gentleman for displaying his true belief, and as I euphorically and gently caress the smooth skin of my marvelous headgear, I bid you farewell and encourage other enlightened spirits to join us over at le reddit, the #1 community for true high-class in vogue men and women.Colonel Euphoria, moderator of 12 subreddits, master of universe and science
  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ
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