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Guide to girls age 15-25 -Hucci

Dec 26th, 2014
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  1. Okay bitches, let me introduce you all to the guide of Bitches 101: Lesson 1. Today, I'll be teaching y'all mothafuckas about girls in high school in college, and what to do with them.
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  3. Disclaimer: This is some real dick nigga shit and should only be used properly etc etc if you fuck up because you went all, "oh i'm more alpha than this guide i don't have to listen to it", goddamnit, you didn't use this shit properly.
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  5. Also, another note: This will work even if you're a lil dick nigga. Your dick is 1cm long? No pinche problemo amigo! Just follow this shit accordingly so you won't get your goddamn dick stuck in a ceiling fan.
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  7. Prerequisites:
  8. - A dick
  9. - Real dick nigga mindset
  10. - A condom if you don't want that bitch pregnant unless you're doing solely ass/mouth
  11. - Working out and/or doing a sport will help you out
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  13. Step 1: Shit to lay down before we get started
  14. Are you a pussy ass nigga? Well step the fuck up. You can't be all goddamn macho when you fuck around twirling your dick hairs and jacking off in a fetal position of the corner of the room all day. Grow some balls. You're going to need them.
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  17. Step 2. Learning the bitch's schedule
  18. Your bitch ass gonna have to do some reconnaissance ass work for this shit. Find out where she goes and make contact with her and make that shit seem like you go a constant path every day that intersects with hers. Even if you have to go out of your way and get a few tardies on your report card, remember this is for that ass.
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  21. Step 3 (if you don't previously know her): Talking to her
  22. So, you walk by her every day now. What's the first thing you do? Remember, this is real dick nigga shit so your routine no longer consists of jacking off to her bathing suit pictures on Facebook from 2012 that you can see because a friend shared them. Keep that little inchworm dick zipped up only until you have to whip it out to put it in her. "Oh, Hucci, how to I talk to her, do I message her and say 'hey'?" No. When you pass her and you finally decide to fuck her, you talk to her. Don't do some stupid shit like fall and say, "I fell for you", either, because she will touch your dick and the 'touch' will be extremely hard. You walk up to that bitch and you tell her that she looks nice today and you go about your shit until the next day. The next day say that same stupid shit but word it a little differently, and keep your shit together. Most of all do not stutter when you're talking to her because that shows her you've got imaginary dicks going through your mouth.
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  24. Step 4: Alone time
  25. So, your bitch ass has successfully talked to her now is that right? Well good, now here comes some more real dick nigga shit. That bitch is used to you telling her that you think she looks nice, so now you whip out your dick and fuck her right in the pussy change that shit up. When you see her again, ask if she can help you study or some other shit to get her alone. And wherever y'all two motherfuckers go make sure it's not a public place unless your retarded ass wants to go to jail for disorderly conduct.
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  27. Step 5: Observing, not staring
  28. So y'all two motherfuckers together and alone. Studying, playing video games, whatever the fuck you two are doing I don't give a single fuck. When she's not active, doing the task that you two are doing, watch her movements. You'll be able to find out where her 'sexual spots' are (spots on her body that turn her on). From my experience, most of these basic bitches' spots are their hair, light touches up the arm, feeling up their thigh, their necks, and of fucking course their breasts/ass. Just watch that bitch and look at where she touches herself the most on her body.
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  30. Step 6: Piecing it all together
  31. So you got this bitch down, don't you? But wait, don't go grabbing her asscheeks because you think it'll land you deeper in her ass, because that's a good way to get hit square in the nuts. Take shit slowly. When shit's going smooth and say you two are both looking in a school textbook, lightly stroke your hand up her arm (or another one of her spots). Don't address her reaction with words, but with a sly smirk. She won't question it. Do it again, but this time rougher, and if she questions you say that you're just 'playing around'. Keep doing it until she gets frustrated and if she gets mad then start laughing, she'll lighten up if you do. Do it until she pushes you back and say something like, "Oh, you want to play rough huh?", and pick her up and place her on ground or throw her on sofa/chair/bed and then start messing around and play fighting with that bitch.
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  33. Step 7: Let her know
  34. You've got her where you want her. Fuck around until she's tired and this time, grab her ass or something more sexual than before. She may say that she has a boyfriend or doesn't want to get pregnant and remind her that you won't tell anyone and you two bitches are alone and no one has to know. You bitches can take it from here, deuces.
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  36. Source: http://leakforums.org/thread-427417
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