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- > she was asleep
- > she always slept during the day, leaving him to watch for whatever horrid monsters Tartarus would spawn
- > he was lonely
- > he was always lonely
- > they only rarely ever had a meaningful conversation, and even then, perhaps only a few exchanges of question and answer
- > by this point he didn't care
- > all that mattered was that he was hungry
- > starved, as a matter of fact
- > it had been weeks, months, or maybe even years since he entered Tartarus
- > one loses track of time when hell decides the schedule
- > ever rock formation looked like food
- > the spires looked like french fries
- > the dunes look like ice cream scoops
- > he shook his head violently, and gave himself a weak slap
- Gotta stay focused, Darkie's counting on me
- > he scanned the horizon diligently, like a good watchman
- > as he scanned, his eyes came upon a bizarre sight
- > a hamburger
- > his eyes grew wide, and his mouth watered
- Gotta be careful. Tartarus has tried this on me before
- > but he could not shake interest
- > he crept slowly towards the burger, expecting a monster to appear at any moment
- > much to his surprise, he managed to stand next to the burger, without a giant crab to be found
- > he dropped to his knees and eyed the sandwich
- > nothing appeared out of the ordinary
- > he prodded the bun, it felt firm and plush
- > still no Tartarus trickery
- > after a mental debate, he decided to test for a trap once more
- > he slowly and gingerly rubbed his tongue on the patty
- > Tartarus played no trick
- > the deliciously savory flavor of the meat entranced him
- > he went in for another lick, the flavor only intensifying
- > his tongue lathered the patty, each lick making the delicious meat more moist and delectable
- > the burger let out a low moan
- > in his fury to lick the burger to death, he didn't hear the moan
- > in her sleep, Nightmare Moon was having a wonderful dream
- > She dreamt of the death of the Princesses, her hoof crushing the skull of the Light bringing Celestia
- > the dream began to take a turn that she hadn't experienced in centuries
- > as she went to claim her throne, a unicorn approached her
- > wowed by her power and ferocity, she begged that she might please Mistress Moon
- > Nightmare Moon consented, and the horn of the unicorn sank into her
- > Anonymous was violently licking the patty, going so far as to force his tongue into the meat
- > the burger moaned more and more, louder and louder, but he didn't care, this meat was scrumptious
- > suddenly, the meat began to get firmer which only served to make him savor its juices more
- > the burger screamed, and his tongue was flooded with delicious beef juices
- > he couldn't take it anymore
- > he bit down onto the burger
- > finally, his hunger would be over
- > the burger let out a cry of pain, and jolted upward
- > the jolt sent him tumbling backwards
- > he cleared his eyes of sand
- > Nightmare Moon was hovering over him, eyes glowing with flaming dark hatred
- > he saw the glimmer of a clear liquid dripping behind her
- > a large rock off in the distance rushed to meet him
- > the sharp jolt of pain was the last sensation he felt before everything went dark
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