Ship Like Essex

Admiral, I don't think you quite realize what you got here!
So, why don't you just ruminate,
Whilst I illuminate the possibilities!

When the Abyssals rise and bare their teeth,
singing spoopy songs that make you quail, (Cherezarde had a thousand tales)
Tell them to get fucked, 'cause in your fleet
You've got the fight'nest ship that ever sailed
You've got some power in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
You got some punch, pizzaz, red, white and blue.
See, all you gotta do is call your champ, and I'll say:

"Admiral Settle, sir, where is the enemy fleet?
I'm raring to bring the thunder down!"
You ain't never had ship like me
The ocean is your canvas and I’m your da Vinci!
I got Banshees, Panthers, Skyraiders;
You ain't never had a ship like me!

Yes sir, I pride myself on results.
I'm the best, the top, the czar!
Say what you wish; it's yours, true dish.
Behold my seventeen battle stars!
Look at my radar masts, check out my DRT
I'm in the mood to help you, dude.
You ain't never had ship like me

Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can your ships do this?
Can your ships do that?
Can your ships pull this (broadsword)
Out their little aft?
Can your ships go *fwoof*?
I'm still okay.

Can your ships go abracadabra, let her rip,
And then make their fighters disappear?
So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,
You've got me bona fide certified;
You've got the apex predator.
I've got a burning spirit that can't be quenched, (I've got a powerful urge to help you out,)
So if it's a fight I'm always good to go!
You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubt,
Well all you've gotta do is call on me, and oh
Admiral Settle, Sir, how many aircraft do you need?
I'm in this brawl with hogs to the wall!
You ain't never had a ship, never had a ship,
You ain't never had a ship, never had a ship,
You ain't never had a ship like me.

You ain't never had a ship like me!