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  1. 13[20:23] * Mocojive slaps Dissolution around a bit with a large trout
  2. [20:23] <Mocojive> really douchbag
  3. [20:23] <Mocojive> -_-
  4. [20:23] <Mocojive> I came in there to talk to that pussy Oak
  5. 04[20:23] <Dissolution> hes a pussy and you're not using your realy name
  6. 04[20:23] <Dissolution> lol
  7. [20:23] <Mocojive> thats cause I am Mocojive too idiot
  8. 04[20:24] <Dissolution> lol
  9. [20:24] <Mocojive> check my rancid accounts
  10. 04[20:24] <Dissolution> i have a multi named Shaquanda
  11. 04[20:24] <Dissolution> im not using that name though
  12. 04[20:24] <Dissolution> but im an idiot, so that makes sense
  13. [20:24] <Mocojive> I have more then 1 account and GoldenArmKid220 isnt my main account
  14. [20:25] <Mocojive> but you wouldnt know that
  15. 04[20:25] <Dissolution> nor do i care
  16. 04[20:25] <Dissolution> how many accounts you have
  17. 02[20:25] * gius (~gius@c-69-141-75-20.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  18. [20:25] <Mocojive> Wow like I care if you care
  19. 04[20:25] <Dissolution> good one!
  20. [20:26] <Mocojive> Damn now Im gonna lose sleep tonight
  21. 04[20:26] <Dissolution> lets keep the circle jerk goin
  22. 04[20:26] <Dissolution> like i care if you care if i care!
  23. [20:26] <Mocojive> you can shut up now
  24. 4[20:26] <Dissolution> oh
  25. 04[20:26] <Dissolution> i can?
  26. 04[20:26] <Dissolution> thanks :D
  27. [20:26] <Mocojive> What a dick
  28. [20:26] <Mocojive> Hey bill you here
  29. 04[20:26] <Dissolution> lol change your rag
  30. [20:27] <Mocojive> wow nice joke I almost laughed
  31. [20:27] <Mocojive> whats next momma jokes
  32. [20:27] <Mocojive> do tell
  33. 04[20:27] <Dissolution> if you'd like
  34. 04[20:27] <Dissolution> your mommas teeth so crooked, i had to stick my dick in her mouth sideways
  35. [20:28] <Mocojive> hmm never knew her teeth were crooked. Wonder what she stole
  36. [20:28] <Mocojive> atleast spell right before you tell the joke
  37. 04[20:28] <Dissolution> you got it
  38. 04[20:29] <Dissolution> teef&
  39. 04[20:29] <Dissolution> *
  40. 04[20:29] <Dissolution> my bad
  41. [20:29] <Mocojive> You might as well said My momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy came out
  42. 04[20:29] <Dissolution> that one was next
  43. 03[20:29] * SlayerDan (SlayerDan@c-71-235-70-51.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has joined #sbc
  44. 04[20:29] <Dissolution> way to ruin it
  45. [20:30] <Mocojive> or your momma lips so fat she needs to use speedstick as chapstick
  46. 04[20:30] <Dissolution> my mom uses gravy as chapstick
  47. [20:30] <Mocojive> I believe it
  48. 04[20:31] <Dissolution> i wouldn't lie to you
  49. [20:31] <Mocojive> and in order for your dad to have sex with him he lures her in the bedroom with a pork chop
  50. 04[20:31] <Dissolution> i know how upset you'd get
  51. 04[20:31] <Dissolution> my dad ties a porkchop to his dick
  52. 04[20:31] <Dissolution> and drags it up the stairs
  53. 04[20:31] <Dissolution> to get her into bed
  54. [20:31] <Mocojive> I know thats how you were born
  55. [20:31] <ncky> that seems like it would be painful after getting her upstairs
  56. 04[20:32] <Dissolution> its not a big porkchop
  57. 04[20:32] <Dissolution> my moms watching her weight
  58. [20:32] <Mocojive> We know
  59. [20:32] <Mocojive> She was the one that brought back Hostess
  60. [20:33] <dex|gone> lets all jive together
  61. 04[20:33] <Dissolution> if you're gunna insult my mom, make sure you spell it correctly.
  62. 04[20:33] <Dissolution> a wise man once told me that
  63. 04[20:33] <Dissolution> he had downsyndrome
  64. [20:33] <Mocojive> I did
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