alias shittip1 "say Tip: Airblast with the phlogistinator, get bitches.;alias shittip shittip2"
alias shittip2 "say Tip: A team filled with snipers, spies, and no medics is the perfect composition, don’t forget it!;alias shittip shittip3"
alias shittip3 "say Tip: The short circuit has the highest damage output of any other weapon in the game.  Use it during a kritzkreig.;alias shittip shittip4"
alias shittip4 "say Tip: Kick the sniper or spy in MVM, even if they carry your team throughout the previous waves.;alias shittip shittip5"
alias shittip5 "say Tip: Never thank your medics or engineers, when they save your life, or significantly help your team.;alias shittip shittip6"
alias shittip6 "say Tip: If you are using your flamethrower’s flames to kill anything as a pyro, you are doing it wrong.;alias shittip shittip7"
alias shittip7 "say Tip: When you hear your teammates screaming, and you hear a stabbing sound, completely ignore it, it’s probably nothing.;alias shittip shittip8"
alias shittip8 "say Tip: Impersonate admins, famous tf2 players, or just youtube celebrities in general, in order to get free items.;alias shittip shittip9"
alias shittip9 "say Tip: Keep shooting at the bonked invulnerable scout.  You are totally not wasting ammo.;alias shittip shittip10"
alias shittip10 "say Tip: Spam the mic with music.  Be sure it is in the lowest quality as possible in order to really liven up the server.;alias shittip shittip11"
alias shittip11 "say Tip: Your kill/death ratio matters so much.;alias shittip shittip12"
alias shittip12 "say Tip: When there is no medic present on your team, please spam the medic call button.;alias shittip shittip13"
alias shittip13 "say Tip: Take the health-pack from other players, especially when they are burning/low on health.;alias shittip shittip14"
alias shittip14 "say Tip: As a pyro, never extinguish teammates.  It’s their fault for getting set on fire in the first place.;alias shittip shittip15"
alias shittip15 "say Tip: When a pyro is trying to extinguish you (the fool), proceed to jump around all over the place for trying to save your life;alias shittip shittip16"
alias shittip16 "say Tip: Don’t bother protecting your medics or engineers.  After all, they have guns, and can fend for themselves.;alias shittip shittip17"
alias shittip17 "say Tip: The more you shoot with the ambassador, the more likely you are to get a headshot.;alias shittip shittip18"
alias shittip18 "say Tip: When someone sprays something, be sure to cover it with your own spray.  Your sprays will always be superior.;alias shittip shittip19"
alias shittip19 "say Tip: As an engineer, don’t bother building a teleporter, it’s a waste of metal.;alias shittip shittip20"
alias shittip20 "say Tip: As a medic, only heal the heavy.  Ignore all other teammates who need health and/or saved your life.;alias shittip shittip21"
alias shittip21 "say Tip: When trading, be sure to double the price of things when selling stuff, and halve the price when buying things.;alias shittip shittip22"
alias shittip22 "say Tip: Instead of switching to medic, complain that your team doesn’t have one.;alias shittip shittip23"
alias shittip23 "say Tip: Your personal life matters to us all, please share this info on the mic.;alias shittip shittip24"
alias shittip24 "say Tip: If you die at all, the enemy is clearly hacking.;alias shittip shittip25"
alias shittip25 "say Tip: Spend your life savings on a single unusual hat…….;alias shittip shittip26"
alias shittip26 "say Tip: Taunt after every kill, even if you already have the achievement for doing so.;alias shittip shittip27"
alias shittip27 "say Tip: Referencing a tip before, if anyone but you gets a single headshot, they are clearly cheating.;alias shittip shittip28"
alias shittip28 "say Tip: The nickname [MLG] xxx360n0scop3z#420pholyf3xxx is the best nickname ever.;alias shittip shittip29"
alias shittip29 "say Tip: When playing MVM, switch classes in between waves because your upgrades don’t carry over and you are hardcore like that.;alias shittip shittip30"
alias shittip30 "say Tip: Make a script in the game that makes a very snarky, and rude comment to somebody whenever you get a kill.;alias shittip shittip31"
alias shittip31 "say Tip: If you are not playing as a scout, please push other people off of the teleporter, especially if you are a sniper or spy;alias shittip shittip32"
alias shittip32 "say Tip: Buy the Xbox version of tf2, totally worth it.;alias shittip shittip33"
alias shittip33 "say Tip: Quit right in the middle of the final wave in MVM.;alias shittip shittip34"
alias shittip34 "say Tip: When playing arena mode, use the cloak and dagger a spy and hide in the corner for the rest of the match.;alias shittip shittip35"
alias shittip35 "say Tip: Yell at people capping the point in arena mode, especially when someone is following tip 67.;alias shittip shittip36"
alias shittip36 "say Tip: Be sure to tell everyone about how much the server you are playing on sucks.;alias shittip shittip37"
alias shittip37 "say Tip: Claim that the Meet the Pyro video references My Little Pony.;alias shittip shittip38"
alias shittip38 "say Tip: You can shoot through the glass, you just are not trying hard enough.;alias shittip shittip39"
alias shittip39 "say Tip:  Ignore all of your surroundings, and focus on one single thing, no matter how insignificant it is.;alias shittip shittip40"
alias shittip40 "say Tip: Ask people on the server to help you get achievements.  Bonus points if you haven’t hit puberty yet.;alias shittip shittip41"
alias shittip41 "say Tip: Ignore the minisentry.;alias shittip shittip42"
alias shittip42 "say Tip: If the only medic on your team is using the quick fix, be sure to yell at him.;alias shittip shittip43"
alias shittip43 "say Tip: When trading, be completely rude to people who don’t know the price of items instead of kindly correcting them.;alias shittip shittip44"
alias shittip44 "say Tip: Spies remember this, your revolver is useless.  Think about it, a gun vs. a knife? Clearly the knife wins.;alias shittip shittip45"
alias shittip45 "say Tip: Walk in straight line.  Especially when attacking an enemy sniper.;alias shittip shittip46"
alias shittip46 "say Tip: Kill people with flamethrower underwater.  FEAR THE BUBBLES OF DEATH!;alias shittip shittip47"
alias shittip47 "say Tip: Shoot yourself with the black box, you will heal the damage you just took.;alias shittip shittip48"
alias shittip48 "say Tip: Ignore teammates in danger as they are incompetent fools for getting in that predicament.;alias shittip shittip49"
alias shittip49 "say Tip: All of the shotguns are long range weapons.;alias shittip shittip50"
alias shittip50 "say Tip: Be sure to craft your strange weapons together make scrap metal.;alias shittip shittip51"
alias shittip51 "say Tip: Paint your gibus black.;alias shittip shittip52"
alias shittip52 "say Tip: Continue walking with the cloak and dagger when your cloak is completely drained.;alias shittip shittip53"
alias shittip53 "say Tip: Charge directly into revved up heavies.;alias shittip shittip54"
alias shittip54 "say Tip: Go on random servers, and beg to become and admin or moderator.  Bonus points if it’s a valve server.;alias shittip shittip55"
alias shittip55 "say Tip: Remember that if your team wins a round, it was all you.  If your team loses, it was everyone else’s fault.;alias shittip shittip1"
alias shittip shittip1