Derf

March 2009

"3842667	/tg/ looks for love	Since /ck/ went to /co/, /tg/ is now looking for love. Several boards are suggested. Also, /tg/ wants to be the good guy for once."

At least I don't have a fucking drawthread as the first one.

"3845242	/tg/ romance	/tg/ tries to collectively decide on who they should pursue for love, /d/ or /x/. /x/ seems surprisingly OK with getting together with us, due to past assistance."

On the other hand, I appear to be ass-deep in what looks like shitty erotic roleplay/dating sims. Ugh.

"3847049	Ideas for steampunky nations	Anon describes a Steampunk campaign. Then ask for ideas. What does Anon get? Dieselpunk Turks vs. Teslapunk Greeks"

"3849431	/tg/ talks LARPing	intitial trollstorm is weathered to produce a nice civilized discussion on all things LARPing and footwear for LARPing."

"3849021	Busou Shinki Homebrew	Thanks to discussion with /toy/ in the recent romance threads, /tg/ has a new fetish to build a game for."

Yeah, this is just not a good idea.

"3860513	Mornington Crescent (Brighton Handicap)	A long, enjoyable game of Mornington Crescent, featuring some exotic manoeuvres and a goodly bit of banter."

"3862132	More Interboard strangeness	Exactly what it says in the title"

Oh fuck off already.

"3864602	/x/ Refuge	/x/'s refuge thread during a /b/ raid turns into story-time"

Oh, this is just great, instead of fifty fucking drawthreads I'm going to have fifty of these fucking threads, aren't I? Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

"3866361	M61A5 Main Battle Tank	Thread about tanks in /m/ related weeboo shows turns into big thread about modern tanks and 40k"

"3852120	Let's roll up a Traveller character!	OP rolls up a homeworld then a character from it with help from Anonymous."

"3860172	Phantom Wars	Powerful mages battle evil ghosts with the help of their phantom partners."

"3868319	ORK IZ BEST	ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ"

DORKZ DORKZ DORKZ DORKZ DORKZ DORKZ DORKZ DORKZ

"3875937	/x/ and /tg/ yet again	/tg/ gets creative about some of the details of the ongoing romance with /x/"

"3875482	Movies, Orkified	OI, YA GITZ, LISSEN. WE'ZE TAKEN HUMIE MOVIES AN' MADE 'EM MORE ORKY."

"3886910	Illustrated Mr. Welch.	Some guys drew random entries of Mr. Welch's list."

Oh, good to know, these dumb cocksuckers are present in EVERY month.

"3888369	Ork Boyz kill Chaos	An Ork rolls critically hits and kills Chaos."

"3888923	Custom Codex Extravaganza	Anon wonders what people would make for their own custom faction for 40k. Cue flood of ideas. Surprisingly little shit."

"3893215	Doobie Discussion Thread	A SERIOUS discussion about Doobies, the part flatfish, part rabbit race with an awesome deep culture."

I know this has 21 fucking positive votes, but I can only assume that's because someone thought they were talking about joints and had all his stoner buddies upvote it.

"3893959	Dwarf names	Fatherbeard Godpuncher was here."

"3896023	His acolytes still tarry, unrecognized	LaCroix in the Thread Fa/tg/uys in the Thread Forgotten, H.....'s name Joyful, Fa/tg/uys"

"3895703	/tg/ x /x/	/tg/ and /x/'s relationship is solidified, with Eldrad's still-beating heart in an envelope. After some speculation on its authenticity, it's largely forgotten and sweet, sweet lovin' ensues."

NO, NO, GET OUT. DON'T ADD FAPFICTION TO THIS SHIT.

"3899129	Collect info on /tg/ userbase	Fa/tg/uys answer a basic query, showing their diversity."

"3899167	Yet Another Ruby Discussion	Discussion and debate about the ending."

I can see saving the QUEST, but I don't see why we need to save fucking discussions about it outside of it.

"3899685	D&D Setting-tan	Personifications of various D&D settings and their characteristics."

I'm enough of a nerd to enjoy this concept, but this thread sucks.

"3904367	Changes in D&D from long ago	A touhoufag impostor posts a short article from a webpage about the way the original D&D worked and sparks extensive discussion about the differing styles of the various editions of D&D especially as regards PC death."

HEY GUYS. AN EDITION WAR IS TOTALLY WORTH SAVING.

"3906432	Macha and a Callidus	A Callidus assassin meets a Banshee Macha whilst on a mission and becomes obsessed with her"

"3904998	4chan action/adventure	Talk about how boards would be in a fight. /k/ bring manly tears all around in a fight against hordes of enemies."

"3908263	tg x quest	/x/ wakes up."

"3909557	tg x quest 2	We are visited by the ANGRY MARINE! A /b/tard runs rampant."

If I need to justify killing these four, then I'm just gonna quit, I mean, REALLY.

"3910477	Sexual Predators	Anonymous asks if there has been an RPG system that covers Aliens vs Predator. /tg/ takes the example to discuss the finer merits of Predator boobs and rages at canon reboots."

PREDATOR. TITS.

"3913074	Mornington Crescent: A Nightcap	/tg/ runs the London rails early into the morning under Moreton's Convention. newfags start to understand what shit is all about."

"3919092	Master of Arms homebrew class	/tg/ helps a DM create "a sort of fighter-swiss-army knife.""

"3913150	Even more stuff that makes you rage	There has to be someone out there who'll play bard without twinking the hell out of it. Also, some GMs bitch way too much about character inspiration."

"3924733	Grue Quest	It is pitch dark. You are a grue."

Only one thread.

"3926749	Godzilla vs. The Imperium	The fa/tg/uys discuss the chances of victory for the Imperium over the King of the Monsters."

"3927090	Transformation setting	You get sucked into another world. Something is different... It's you! Beyond that, actually full of awesome ideas."

"3929335	Orks vs Nids	Exactly what it says on the tin."

"3926710	Cars as Animals, or animals as cars or what? 	Anon comes up with a fairly original idea (for /tg/ at least)"

"3935274	The Rapture, the RPG	People talk about running an RPG based around The Rapture. Thread devolves into people trolling each other about religion, the Dread RPG, Thor and actual reasoned debate."

Yeah, because we know these dorks can totally have an interesting conversation about religion.

"3933262	Derosa x Idranel rule 34	Another Idranel rage fest"

Just no.

"3934329	Mead Thread	Wherein /tg/ learns to make some fookin Mead"

You people are bad enough without being drunk.

"3939382	Stage Discipline	A stage production put on by Imperial civilians finds itself under the military jurisdiction of an imposing Commissar who perhaps secretly aspires to the arts, of course, all in the name of discipline and duty."

"3944312	More drawfaggotry	There's never too much of it. Unless the drawfag absolutely sucks. He doesn't."

Oh Good, I was totally missing this. Not. Fuck you.

"3945289	How to punish a Druid	A thread quickly derailed by mysterious druids."

"3947949	The book of erotic fantasy	Anonymous asks for advice on how to run a game using the BoEF, and gives updates on how things are developing as he runs his game."

This has six votes. I can only imagine that the remainder of the people who wanted to save it were too busy jerking off.

"3949875	Ork gestalt field is a lie!	And nobody expects the Inquisition!"

NOBODY ESPECTS THE SUPTG'ISH PURGING.

"3945836	Rediculous Character Names	From Beef McLargeHuge to Joules Power, and all random names in between."

We can just go rewatch that MST3k episode.

"3956061	PA miniature game brainstorming thread	Anon wants to brainstorm a Post Apocalyptic miniatures game, and Anon gathers to help."

"3962355	The 'cursed' robe	Troll thread turned awesome by writefag"

10 positive votes, but there's "transvestite" in the tags. I am dubious.

"3968641	Masterchief in 40K	Mastercheif wakes up at after the events of Halo 3 to find himself in the Warhammer 40K universe."

halolz

"3962542	Death-Cult Chan	/tg canon gets a new character, and she's more weeaboo than the Tau and Eldar together."

An ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL so shit that no one has flooded #suptg with Rule 34 of her? Can't be worth keeping.

"3968298	Paranoia Beholder	Paranoid beholders provide /tg/ with sage advice: Lots of excellent new ones along with some classics."

"3973669	Beardbolds	Cutebolds with fake beards take over a Dorf Fortress. Hilarity and d'awwww ensues."

"3974976	Intelligent alignment thread	/tg/ has an intelligent conversation about good and evil in DnD, holy crap."

The title is a lie and one of the tags is "lawful hot dickings." Not gonna fly.

"3975892	2009: A space heresy	Another minis come to life story."

"3977383	Attacked by assassins AND necrons	Some drawfags show up and take some goddamned requests. /tg/ is civil, and shit gets done. Hope for the future of the boards OC"

Get out of here already.

"3982869	What D&D parties can do other than adventure	Get a job? try flying fortress of awesome, with boats of doom.... and brainwashed kobold clerics"

"3982339	Joan John srsdiscussion	Sir Double-Faggot begins the end. Will it end with a wizard?"

Again, we do not need discussions for quest threads archived.

"3985218	The Captain's Lounge	A Captain recounts the story of Captain Lampetie, and his account of bringing a planet of atheists into the Imperium's fold."

"3983678	University: The Academic TCG	College majors are discussed as though they're deck themes in a TCG."

"3992944	One Day More	Anonymous gifts /tg/ with a 4th edition themed parody of Les Miserables' One Day More. Classy."

"3994438	Sexism in gaming	What starts out as a "chainmail bikini" thread quickly and surprisingly evolves into a rather serious and reasonable discussion about the portrayal of men and women in roleplaying games."

"3995563	Supression Chess	Some anon makes some sort of chess thing. Games seem to devolve into supressed sections of board and no-go zones."

"3990435	History is written by the victors.	A thinking-man's story about one's destiny."

"4000000	4million GET	The 4 million GET is claimed by the Bald Ravens. /tg/ celebrates in style"

We are not saving a fucking GET even if it has 21 fucking votes. Please?

"3999989	What is love?	Touching, and surprisingly intelligent discussion about love from the neckbeards.. Also, Susie Derkins."

"4001445	MOAR DORF CHICKS	A fa/tg/uy's wife needs some inspiring art for a character concept. Epic imagedump and dorfboobz ensue."

"4004081	Mekton Wars (and Meltrandi)	An enterprising /m/-goes posts rules for changing the RPG Mekton into a hex-based light wargame. At the same time, an awesome Ace Combat campaign is discussed, and the girls of Macross are admired."

Killing them both for those last lines.

"4010272	Interlude 1, part 2 of 2: Corporal Lyssandra Sorex	A writefag creates a wonderful story about a squad of Guardsmen in their downtime. Failed to archive first chapter, leaving nighttime /tg/ (me) rather irked."

LAcks the first chapter, really any reason to save the second?

"4016968	Zalgo and the day of Zalgoing	Zalgo comes to the land of /tg/. Zalgo ensues. ZALGO"

Fuck your shitty memes.

"4022955	The Far Realm	Fa/tg/uys discuss the role of the Far Realm in their campaigns. Includes a story of an awesome Far Realm campaign ending."

"4024959	40k ork army discussion	40k ork army discussion"

"4030712	The Power of RAWK	New homebrewed game about playing as a 80 metal band, changing reality with the power of ROCK."

"4033953	Cave/tg/	Some stupid stuff about celebrities gets hijacked by the slowest of slowpokes."

"4038731	Nautilus	A bunch of fa/tg/uys develop some fluff for a nautiloid race that lives near volcanic mineral vent deep beneath an ice sheet that floods whole planets for terraforming,Interesting Ideas pop up"

Might be worth saving, but some idiot fucked up the tags, melting them all into one big brick of TAG.

"4045327	MAGI system thoughts	OP brings barebones homebrew system to /tg/, and other fa/tg/uys take it, and run with it"

"4049175	Vampire old and new	A thread about Stephenie Meyer's Twilight creates much rage about the modern vampire"

"4045418	Evolution Homebrewins	Some fa/tg/uy with an idea for evolving PCs here is the first thread with some basic ideas."

"4056883	Exalted Modern	The beginings of a design for a modern version of Exalted."

"4056371	40K Minor races	A thread about minor races, lots of cool shit is shown and discussed. Derails into "everything is weeaboo" and shit doesn't get done"

Even the description admits that the thread fucks up.

"4065049	40k Ork army discussion	Discussion of 40k ork army choices"

"4058615	Assassins and High Lords	A discussion on just how many Temple Assassins there are runs long, gets bitter, and then turns into Imperial political structure"

"4064779	Things DMs/GMs Do That Piss You Off	Pretty self explanatory."

"4074770	IT BEGINS, 38,000 years early	Modern and soon to be current technology just a few steps away from the grimdark future. Also, some /k/ elitist futurism mixed in."

"4080169	Portraits	Modern-era character portrait thread"

"4080534	How tall is the Emperor?	The Emperor's height and general bulk is investigated; discussion moves towards a general consideration of his motives and actions."

"4077035	IT'S MACHA TIME	About Eldar escaping the path, triggered by the Macha Banshee, divulges into the path of the baker"

"4087918	Fist Hydra Discussion	Born of a typo, the Fist Hydra is discussed. ...a bit."

"4085625	Space Femarines	The classic "Why no SM girls?" query pops up. Surprisingly, instead of butthurt and rage, this time there's some reasonable discussion."

"4101117	Skimpy Tropics Setting!	A nice fantasy setting that replaces your average medieval europe in favor of tropic islands and the tribes who live on them. Also dolphin philosophers, magic turtles, ancient apeman empires and a scary tiger BBEG."

"4105893	/tg/ Goes to Space	/tg/ evolves into immortal God-machines, becomes the Void Dragon, the original creators of humanity and discuss the pro's and con's of immortality amongst the stars."

"4105798	Shitty players	Exactly what it says on the tin"

"4109150	Bread Puns	OP posts vagina bun and Anons react with puns. Lots and lots of horrible, wonderful puns."

No, fuck your puns.

"4109181	Non-cliched alt.history	Settings based on other countries and times than the usual England or Germany and steampunk."

"4112078	Jungle Campaign Continues	/tg/ goes about concocting ideas for a Pacific/jungle theme campaign world. Surprisingly, this does not end in countless porn posts!"

"4114447	Why the AM is how it is	Another boring Eldrad thread somehow turns into a massive discussion on whether the Adeptus Mechanicus sucks by choice or because suck is the best option."

"4113143	Khorne Quest	Can't be any worse than bread puns"

"4126947	Khorne Quest II	KILL MAIM BURN!!!"

High votes, but only two threads. Then again, almost every quest has ridiculously many votes no matter how shit it is.

"4130303	Painting Tutorial	Another useful painting tutorial"

"4131553	Romance in RPG's	How do you handle romance in RPGS? Anon provides one awesome example and one horrible example involving Jim Profit."

"4131373	Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Wargame #1	No stories, Anon just gets stuff done. Almost playable."

"4135981	Philosophyhammer	From the makers of Science: The Hypothesis, we bring you Philosophyhammer, A war game of philosophical schools. Also Nietzsche."

"4136563	The manliest things /tg/ has done	Title, but the three first words were on fire."

Oh man I bet that these dorks totally feel like STRONG MEN after talking about how they OPENED A JAR once.

"4139242	Orklahoma	A request for 40k players in Oklahoma derails when somebody posts the word 'Orklahoma.'"

"4137440	Gloryhammer 40k	Sacrifice, heroism and shades of moral grey."

"4141076	Capture the Flag in D&D 3.5	Someone rules up a capture the flag match for D&D 3.5."

"4140326	/tg/ talks LARPing	/tg/ discussses LARPing - short but sensible"

"4144128	Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Wargame #2	Nanoha fags continue their crusade. Sagefags fight back. Thread quickly reaches critical levels as both sides wonder who is really trolling who."

OH BOY A SLAPFIGHT BETWEEN FAGS. LET'S SAVE THIS.