good girl and bad teacher extra

p1
Let's quit smoking!
Yamaguchi-sensei!

No.
(flatly)

Cigarettes are terrible for your body, you know.
You really are a 'good girl' aren't you?

Exactly!
Do you have any idea how unhealthy smoking is...
It turns your lungs pitch black!
etc, etc

p2
...tch
Ah! I heard that!

I even bought candy for you to use as a substitute.
(If you're going to be like that I'll keep it)

I don't want it...

It's fine...
I'm not planning on living a long life anyway.

And candy is a poor substitute for cigarettes.
And no matter how much you lecture me, I have no intention of quitting.
Understood?

p3
(bursting into tears)
N-Nooo!
Please don't say things like that!
Pardon?
Don't die Sensei!
It's not like I'm going to die right this second.

p4
(cough cough ← coughing fit)
This is...

Iiko-san, would you pass me that candy?
more effective than any lecture.