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  1. 2017-06-12 16:41:20 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the car jack, as he slides it underneath the vehicle. He checks if it's centered
  2. 2017-06-12 16:41:32 ★ -enough, before slowly moving the lever up and down in order to push the vehicle's front- ((Timothy Pickett))
  3. 2017-06-12 16:42:03 ★ -wheels off the ground, grasping onto the toolbox, as he reaches in the bottom drawer in - ((Timothy Pickett))
  4. 2017-06-12 16:42:21 ★ -order to retrieve his impact wrench. He grabs a 21 MM socket, as she slides it over the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  5. 2017-06-12 16:42:46 ★ -head of hte impact wrench, bending down near the wheel. He proceeds to set the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  6. 2017-06-12 16:43:08 ★ -electric impact wrench to counter-clockwise, creating a lot of noise as he starts releasing ((Timothy Pickett))
  7. 2017-06-12 16:43:20 ★ -the lug nuts of the left-front wheel. ((Timothy Pickett))
  8. 2017-06-12 16:43:47 ★ Timothy Pickett picks them from the holes with his fingers, slowly reaching them to the right as he lines -
  9. 2017-06-12 16:44:03 ★ -them up neatly, and then proceeds to slide the wheel off the hub, planting it down on his - ((Timothy Pickett))
  10. 2017-06-12 16:44:20 ★ -left, as he scoots closer and brushes his hand past his knee to rub the sand off. ((Timothy Pickett))
  11. 2017-06-12 16:44:45 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for a 17 MM spanner, as he sets it around the nut that locks the pin of the -
  12. 2017-06-12 16:45:06 ★ -outer tie rod in place, popping it off shortly after by providing a counter-clockwise - ((Timothy Pickett))
  13. 2017-06-12 16:45:08 ★ -motion. ((Timothy Pickett))
  14. 2017-06-12 16:46:09 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for a rubber hammer, as he pops the ball joint out of the steering knuckle.
  15. 2017-06-12 16:46:24 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the outer tie rod, proceeding to twist it off the inner one, as he lays it aside
  16. 2017-06-12 16:46:41 ★ -and make sure it's identical, before taking the inner tie rod, the longest part- ((Timothy Pickett))
  17. 2017-06-12 16:47:01 ★ -as he twists it against it's thread in order to take it off the suspension as well, - ((Timothy Pickett))
  18. 2017-06-12 16:47:06 ★ -comparing them -again-. ((Timothy Pickett))
  19. 2017-06-12 16:47:47 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches down towards the new inner tie rod, attaching it to the outer one, as he then leans
  20. 2017-06-12 16:48:06 ★ -back in the wheel-well, and slowly twists it back in position, adjusting the outer tie rod - ((Timothy Pickett))
  21. 2017-06-12 16:48:15 ★ -somewhat before letting it sit. ((Timothy Pickett))
  22. 2017-06-12 16:48:37 ★ Timothy Pickett takes the pieces for the other side, preparing them in size and depth of each other, as he -
  23. 2017-06-12 16:48:51 ★ then feeds the ball joint through the knuckle once again. ((Timothy Pickett))
  24. 2017-06-12 16:49:03 ★ Timothy Pickett picks up the spanner and aligns it with the nut, twisting clockwise this time around in-
  25. 2017-06-12 16:49:20 ★ -order to bolt it onto the steering knuckle, making sure it's tight by shaking the entire - ((Timothy Pickett))
  26. 2017-06-12 16:49:30 ★ -thing with his hand, rocking the car from left to right somewhat. ((Timothy Pickett))
  27. 2017-06-12 16:50:10 ★ Timothy Pickett takes his hands to the wheel, as he plants it on the hub, and then feeds the lug nuts to the
  28. 2017-06-12 16:50:32 ★ -designated holes, proceeding to pick up the impact wrench in order to apply the wheel to - ((Timothy Pickett))
  29. 2017-06-12 16:50:35 ★ -the car. ((Timothy Pickett))
  30. 2017-06-12 16:50:53 [English] Timothy Pickett says: Fuckin'.
  31. 2017-06-12 16:51:12 ★ Timothy Pickett wipes his arm past his forehead, smearing some grease on his forehead yet effectively -
  32. 2017-06-12 16:51:28 ★ -removing the sweat from his head, as he walks around to the other side whilst feeling his- ((Timothy Pickett))
  33. 2017-06-12 16:51:38 ★ -lower back, bending backwards somewhat to relieve his muscles. ((Timothy Pickett))
  34. 2017-06-12 16:52:00 ★ Timothy Pickett sits down on his knees, turning to the left somewhat as he aligns the socket bit of his-
  35. 2017-06-12 16:52:20 ★ -impact wrench with the lug nut, drilling it off with a lot of noise, as he removes the- ((Timothy Pickett))
  36. 2017-06-12 16:52:25 ★ -wheel after setting the lug nuts to the side. ((Timothy Pickett))
  37. 2017-06-12 16:52:41 ★ Timothy Pickett picks up the spanner, sliding it around the nut holding the ball joint of the outer tie rod
  38. 2017-06-12 16:52:56 ★ -in place, setting his foot against the hub, as he pulls with full force on the spanner- ((Timothy Pickett))
  39. 2017-06-12 16:53:06 ★ -as apparently the nut is rusted tight. ((Timothy Pickett))
  40. 2017-06-12 16:53:21 ★ The nut eventually pops off after a lot of pulling and jerking around. ((Timothy Pickett))
  41. 2017-06-12 16:54:01 ★ Timothy Pickett sighs and screws the bolt off with his hand, giving it a toss towards his right, next to the
  42. 2017-06-12 16:54:04 ★ -other garbage. ((Timothy Pickett))
  43. 2017-06-12 16:54:20 ★ Timothy Pickett takes up his hammer, banging on the pinning part of the ball joint to fire it out of the -
  44. 2017-06-12 16:54:33 ★ -steering knuckle, succeeding after somewhat, creating minor damage to the old parts. ((Timothy Pickett))
  45. 2017-06-12 16:54:59 ★ Timothy Pickett starts to twist the tie rods off from the steering arm, as he disconnects the parts and then
  46. 2017-06-12 16:55:23 ★ -picks up the new ones, making sure to mount it straight on the thread to avoid unnecessary ((Timothy Pickett))
  47. 2017-06-12 16:55:50 ★ -damage. He twists it clockwise to slide it in place slowly, as he then tries to slide the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  48. 2017-06-12 16:56:09 ★ -pin through the knuckle, but fails; apparently he made a miscalculation and the distance is ((Timothy Pickett))
  49. 2017-06-12 16:56:35 ★ -difference than what it's supposed to be. He extends his hands towards the inner rod, - ((Timothy Pickett))
  50. 2017-06-12 16:56:50 ★ -holding it in place, as he twists the outer rod counter-clockwise, adjusting the difference ((Timothy Pickett))
  51. 2017-06-12 16:57:05 ★ -before feeding it through the knuckle, smacking his fist on the top to fully push it - ((Timothy Pickett))
  52. 2017-06-12 16:57:23 ★ -through. He then takes the newly delivered nut, twisting it on there, as he uses the spanne ((Timothy Pickett))
  53. 2017-06-12 16:57:35 ★ -spanner to lock the rods in position within the knuckle. ((Timothy Pickett))
  54. 2017-06-12 16:58:40 ★ Timothy Pickett grunts as he picks up the wheel and aligns it properly on the hub, slowly feeding the lug -
  55. 2017-06-12 16:58:58 ★ -nuts as obviously he's tired. ((Timothy Pickett))
  56. 2017-06-12 16:59:23 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the impact wrench, slowly locking the wheel onto the car by tightening the lug -
  57. 2017-06-12 16:59:34 ★ -nuts and proceeds to push himself up, brush his ass from the sand, and hten - ((Timothy Pickett))
  58. 2017-06-12 16:59:43 ★ -proceeds to lower the jack, setting the carb ack on it's wheels. ((Timothy Pickett))
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