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  1. [21:11:21] Princess Sherbat: 3
  2. [21:11:22] Princess Sherbat: 2
  3. [21:11:22] Princess Sherbat: 1
  4. [21:11:28] Princess Sherbat: let the formulaic rp begin
  5. [21:11:30] Princess Sherbat: begin
  6. [21:11:35] DatSalamencePowa: (LMAO)
  7. [21:11:42] Princess Sherbat: (it's tru)
  8. [21:11:51] DatSalamencePowa: A morning like no others..
  9. [21:11:59] DatSalamencePowa: The morning where I feel like I've done everything, three times before..
  10. [21:12:16] DatSalamencePowa: So obviously the natural thing would be to..
  11. [21:12:19] DatSalamencePowa: Do it a fourth time.
  12. [21:12:41] DatSalamencePowa: I'm gonna become a Pokemon trainer or some shit-- I don't know the fucking script didn't specify enough.
  13. [21:13:03] Princess Sherbat: (LMAO)
  14. [21:13:35] DatSalamencePowa: (ok i feel like the TWO people who could accurately deliver fourth wall breaks would be me and you in RPs tbh)
  15. [21:14:10] Princess Sherbat: (ye)
  16. [21:14:12] DatSalamencePowa: *i exit my house*
  17. [21:14:44] DatSalamencePowa: *i go to the nearest route or some shit*
  18. [21:15:45] Princess Sherbat: (delphox does talk in this rp right because this rp is a fuk u)
  19. [21:15:56] DatSalamencePowa: (this rp isn't canon to begin with)
  20. [21:16:05] DatSalamencePowa: (anything that involves me or you is non-canon)
  21. [21:16:46] DatSalamencePowa: *do we spot a Delphox in the route?*
  22. [21:17:00] Princess Sherbat: *the Delphox is sleeping*
  23. [21:17:46] DatSalamencePowa: Too easy! *i throw a pokeball at Delphox*
  24. [21:19:10] DatSalamencePowa: (delphox are you going to do anything)
  25. [21:19:20] Princess Sherbat: *the pokeball hits Delphox, she goes in*
  26. [21:19:25] Princess Sherbat: *she immediately gets the fuck out of that shit*
  27. [21:19:36] Princess Sherbat: Delphox: Excuse me?!
  28. [21:19:57] DatSalamencePowa: Uhm.
  29. [21:19:59] DatSalamencePowa: Uhm.
  30. [21:20:04] DatSalamencePowa: It's not what it looks like.
  31. [21:20:17] DatSalamencePowa: I was forced, I swear!
  32. [21:20:30] Princess Sherbat: Delphox: Then why isn't there anyone else around? *she pulls out her stick*
  33. [21:20:50] DatSalamencePowa: I was driven by my crazed demented mind.
  34. [21:20:52] DatSalamencePowa: I plead insanity.
  35. [21:21:38] Princess Sherbat: *she starts twirling her stick, you shrink doggo rip*
  36. [21:22:06] DatSalamencePowa: *"you"*
  37. [21:22:17] DatSalamencePowa: *oh im dumB*
  38. [21:22:41] DatSalamencePowa: (im used to you also not character tagging delphox lol but kek)
  39. [21:22:45] DatSalamencePowa: (dang canon rps got us janked up)
  40. [21:22:58] Princess Sherbat: (o rip)
  41. [21:23:06] Princess Sherbat: *uhhh delphox never was character tagged anymore l0l*
  42. [21:23:51] DatSalamencePowa: I'm gonna sound like the cliche person and ask, "what are you doing?".
  43. [21:24:34] Princess Sherbat: I'm hungry and I was woken up. Go from there.
  44. [21:25:15] DatSalamencePowa: Okay.
  45. [21:25:35] Princess Sherbat: *after you finish shrinking, uses psychic powers ooooooo to lift you to mouth*
  46. [21:25:55] DatSalamencePowa: I probably should give a damn, but I'm willing to accept the fact there's nothing I can do.
  47. [21:27:06] Princess Sherbat: *puts you in mouth and swallows*
  48. [21:28:12] DatSalamencePowa: I should have some justified excuse for why you shouldn't do this, but the only thing I have to my name is the fact that I was gonna go on a Pokemon adventure or some shit today, I don't know-- I lost the fucking script.
  49. [21:29:28] Princess Sherbat: Lemme guess, you have some house?
  50. [21:29:30] DatSalamencePowa: Right on.
  51. [21:29:42] DatSalamencePowa: You can raid it if you want.
  52. [21:29:48] DatSalamencePowa: The most expensive thing is my computer which you can't even get into without the password.
  53. [21:29:59] DatSalamencePowa: Common sense.
  54. [21:31:06] Princess Sherbat: House number 69?
  55. [21:31:20] DatSalamencePowa: Okay, so that was an interesting day at the auctions..
  56. [21:31:41] Princess Sherbat: I feel deja vu.
  57. [21:32:05] DatSalamencePowa: I do too.
  58. [21:32:19] DatSalamencePowa: It's not every day a psychic fox that I try to enslave eats me alive.
  59. [21:32:35] DatSalamencePowa: So I mean, par for the course.
  60. [21:32:45] Princess Sherbat: *walks over to your 69 house*
  61. [21:33:48] Princess Sherbat: Here we are, 69 house.
  62. [21:33:59] Princess Sherbat: More people come, huh?
  63. [21:34:13] DatSalamencePowa: Possibly. I dunno.
  64. [21:34:38] Princess Sherbat: *Berry teleports to the 69 house*
  65. [21:34:51] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Hello, house thief--
  66. [21:35:01] Princess Sherbat: Berry: You aren't Doggo. Get out.
  67. [21:35:09] DatSalamencePowa: Eh, she has my pass.
  68. [21:35:21] Princess Sherbat: *Berry stares at Delphox's abdomen*
  69. [21:35:24] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Oh~.
  70. [21:35:27] DatSalamencePowa: Stop.
  71. [21:35:38] Princess Sherbat: Berry: You two are kinky~.
  72. [21:35:53] DatSalamencePowa: Stop.
  73. [21:35:55] DatSalamencePowa: Please.
  74. [21:51:18] Princess Sherbat: I feel like I should wait before letting you out.
  75. [21:51:24] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Very kinky.
  76. [21:51:28] DatSalamencePowa: Fair enough.
  77. [21:51:33] DatSalamencePowa: I did try to enslave you, after all.
  78. [21:51:38] Princess Sherbat: Please stop, or you're going in here, too.
  79. [21:51:43] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Oh~.
  80. [21:51:51] Princess Sherbat: (delphox you'd just turn berry on)
  81. [21:52:49] DatSalamencePowa: It's no use, Berry finds near everything kinky.
  82. [21:53:53] Princess Sherbat: Then how do I turn her off?
  83. [21:53:57] Princess Sherbat: Berry: You don't~.
  84. [21:55:24] DatSalamencePowa: You blast her out of the atmosphere.
  85. [21:56:21] Princess Sherbat: *pulls out stick again, starts lifting berry and charging a flame*
  86. [21:56:26] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Do it~
  87. [21:56:42] Princess Sherbat: ...What the fuck..?
  88. [21:57:11] DatSalamencePowa: I mean it was a solid attempt.
  89. [21:57:24] Princess Sherbat: *Snow walks over*
  90. [21:58:28] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Hi.
  91. [21:58:37] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Where's Doggo?
  92. [21:58:44] DatSalamencePowa: I don't know.
  93. [21:58:52] Princess Sherbat: Aaaand that's my cue. I feel like I shouldn't have the power in the first place, but fuck it.
  94. [21:58:59] Princess Sherbat: *teleports Doggo out at regular size*
  95. [21:59:17] Princess Sherbat: ("WHAT HAPPENED TO 'YOU'")
  96. [21:59:23] Princess Sherbat: (what i feel like typing fluctuates)
  97. [21:59:48] DatSalamencePowa: Lovely, the stench of stomach acids is just glorious.
  98. [22:00:52] Princess Sherbat: Then don't wake people up.
  99. [22:01:10] DatSalamencePowa: I'll gladly note that down.
  100. [22:01:21] Princess Sherbat: Berry: But what if waking people up is his kink~?
  101. [22:01:38] Princess Sherbat: Delphox and Snow[character tagging because unison]: *at the same time* Stop.
  102. [22:02:02] DatSalamencePowa: I was going for enslavement-- I keep telling you this.
  103. [22:02:47] DatSalamencePowa: Speaking of which, we've gotta enslave some more unfortunate creatures and then use them to beat up other enslaved creatures.
  104. [22:03:03] DatSalamencePowa: I'm making this sound really bad when it's really not.
  105. [22:04:01] Princess Sherbat: Snow: I already have one. Actually, two.
  106. [22:04:06] DatSalamencePowa: Stop cheating!
  107. [22:04:40] Princess Sherbat: *Snow throws the pokeballs for Kitty and Pinkheart*
  108. [22:04:44] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Hi.
  109. [22:04:58] Princess Sherbat: (this is the magic au where pinkheart is not a dick)
  110. [22:05:01] Princess Sherbat: (and she was fixed)
  111. [22:05:05] DatSalamencePowa: This isn't fair.
  112. [22:05:05] Princess Sherbat: (without meon's help)
  113. [22:05:11] DatSalamencePowa: How come you have two magic slaves but I have zero magic slaves!
  114. [22:05:22] DatSalamencePowa: *turns to Delphox* You should've gotten in the damned ball!
  115. [22:05:25] DatSalamencePowa: (salt pls)
  116. [22:05:34] Princess Sherbat: I did. I got right fucking out.
  117. [22:05:50] DatSalamencePowa: Should've stayed!
  118. [22:06:08] Princess Sherbat: Pinkheart: I don't like being in a tiny cramped ball.
  119. [22:06:16] Princess Sherbat: Kitty: Nor do I.
  120. [22:06:38] DatSalamencePowa: Well this is the non-democratic republic of Dougl-- I mean Doggo.
  121. [22:07:49] DatSalamencePowa: (I'm not typing but Dougley - 02/19/2017)
  122. [22:07:50] DatSalamencePowa: (this is the non-democratic republic of dougley)
  123. [22:08:07] Princess Sherbat: (om)
  124. [22:08:50] Princess Sherbat: I'm too lazy to free you.
  125. [22:09:14] DatSalamencePowa: Oh shit, speaking of Discord references, I should probably get my phone but.. I'm lazy. Someone motivate me to walk ten feet.
  126. [22:09:37] Princess Sherbat: Do it or you're going back in the stomach.
  127. [22:09:42] Princess Sherbat: Berry: But what if that's his kink?
  128. [22:10:28] DatSalamencePowa: If you insist.
  129. [22:10:34] DatSalamencePowa: *i go inside to grab my phone*
  130. [22:10:44] DatSalamencePowa: *moments later i jump out the window*
  131. [22:10:52] DatSalamencePowa: Glass shards!
  132. [22:11:12] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Do we have to bring Berry along?
  133. [22:11:15] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Yes.
  134. [22:11:54] DatSalamencePowa: *i put my phone in my pocket for safe keepings*
  135. [22:11:58] Princess Sherbat: I'd vote to throw her into the sun, but she'd probably have orgasm from that.
  136. [22:12:24] Princess Sherbat: Berry: If I can live lava, I can live the sun.
  137. [22:12:38] DatSalamencePowa: Uhm-- that's an overstatement.
  138. [22:12:43] DatSalamencePowa: I'm no scientist but..
  139. [22:12:47] DatSalamencePowa: The sun's like hot.
  140. [22:12:49] Princess Sherbat: Snow: I have studied.
  141. [22:12:54] Princess Sherbat: Snow: The sun is far hotter than lava.
  142. [22:13:23] DatSalamencePowa: Either way.
  143. [22:13:30] Princess Sherbat: Snow: That's the equivalent of saying that because you survived a splinter, you'll live a katana through the heart.
  144. [22:13:47] DatSalamencePowa: Nice weapon choice.
  145. [22:13:54] DatSalamencePowa: Katanas are generally underrated as a whole.
  146. [22:14:29] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Pfff, I can walk through the ground. Katanas are harmless.
  147. [22:14:38] DatSalamencePowa: Mystical pyrokinetic vixen, please guide our path.
  148. [22:14:48] Princess Sherbat: Okay.
  149. [22:14:59] DatSalamencePowa: (it's not out of character for me to be extremely verbose btw)
  150. [22:15:03] DatSalamencePowa: (i do it all the time)
  151. [22:15:07] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Oh, I forgot to mention.
  152. [22:15:16] Princess Sherbat: Why'd you wait until we were about to go?
  153. [22:15:28] Princess Sherbat: Berry: I got a starter.
  154. [22:15:35] Princess Sherbat: *berry sends out a Froakie*
  155. [22:15:37] DatSalamencePowa: Why is everyone doin' shit without me!
  156. [22:15:40] Princess Sherbat: Berry: This is Richard.
  157. [22:15:43] Princess Sherbat: Snow: ...Richard.
  158. [22:15:45] Princess Sherbat: Snow: ..
  159. [22:15:51] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Are you actually kidding me?
  160. [22:16:22] Princess Sherbat: (also richard speaks in pokemon unless stated otherwise)
  161. [22:16:42] Princess Sherbat: Richard: I don't like this.
  162. [22:17:38] DatSalamencePowa: Now hold on.
  163. [22:17:47] DatSalamencePowa: Let me guess-- by some miracle of a thousand stars--
  164. [22:17:52] DatSalamencePowa: Snow has a grass type.
  165. [22:18:07] Princess Sherbat: Snow: I didn't pick the starters that they gave me.
  166. [22:18:09] Princess Sherbat: (rip chespin)
  167. [22:18:15] Princess Sherbat: Snow: I got Pinkheart and Kitty.
  168. [22:18:21] Princess Sherbat: Snow: We went over this.
  169. [22:18:27] Princess Sherbat: What kind of name is Pinkheart?
  170. [22:18:42] DatSalamencePowa: This is the non-democratic republic of Doggo. You better go back and get that other starter.
  171. [22:19:10] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Fine.
  172. [22:19:30] Princess Sherbat: *Snow runs back and returns with a pokeball and sends out Chespin*
  173. [22:19:39] Princess Sherbat: Snow: This is Pin.
  174. [22:19:52] Princess Sherbat: Gee, you're good with names, aren't ya?
  175. [22:20:44] DatSalamencePowa: Pinkheart and Kitty are not permitted to be used under normal circumstances.
  176. [22:20:52] DatSalamencePowa: Failure to do so will result in..
  177. [22:20:54] DatSalamencePowa: Something.
  178. [22:21:04] DatSalamencePowa: I haven't decided the ultimate punishment yet.
  179. [22:21:20] Princess Sherbat: Pinkheart: Can we still stay out of pokeballs?
  180. [22:21:22] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Fine.
  181. [22:21:30] Princess Sherbat: (both pin and richard speak in pokemon unless stated otherwise)
  182. [22:21:41] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Are you proud of my name~?
  183. [22:22:08] DatSalamencePowa: Speaking of which, mystical pyrokinetic vixen, what do you wish to be called?
  184. [22:23:35] Princess Sherbat: Delphox.
  185. [22:23:44] Princess Sherbat: Snow: You talk to me about being unoriginal.
  186. [22:23:47] Princess Sherbat: Snow: At least I changed their names.
  187. [22:23:58] Princess Sherbat: At least I'm not 'Pinkheart'.
  188. [22:25:02] DatSalamencePowa: So everyone has a Pokemon besides me-- I call for proletariat liberty.
  189. [22:25:19] Princess Sherbat: Take Dick from Berry.
  190. [22:25:31] DatSalamencePowa: (I JUST GOT IT)
  191. [22:25:35] DatSalamencePowa: (OH MY FUCKING GOD)
  192. [22:25:38] DatSalamencePowa: (I JUST GOT IT)
  193. [22:25:50] Princess Sherbat: (berry is an immature 8 year old in disguise)
  194. [22:26:21] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Hey, the law wouldn't let me name him that.
  195. [22:26:39] Princess Sherbat: Berry: I had to settle for Richard.
  196. [22:26:46] DatSalamencePowa: Now, by normal circumstances, I should get a fire type here to complete the trifecta.
  197. [22:26:58] DatSalamencePowa: But being original is overrated.
  198. [22:27:25] DatSalamencePowa: And forming the correct sentences is too.
  199. [22:27:31] DatSalamencePowa: So let's go catch me something amazing.
  200. [22:27:51] DatSalamencePowa: Or I'll jump through another window.
  201. [22:28:12] Princess Sherbat: Okay.
  202. [22:28:19] Princess Sherbat: (delphox: i'll let you enslave the rest of my kind lol)
  203. [22:28:28] DatSalamencePowa: (survival of the fittest)
  204. [22:29:34] DatSalamencePowa: Alright, I think I've got everything this time around..
  205. [22:29:39] DatSalamencePowa: Quick double check..
  206. [22:29:42] DatSalamencePowa: Mental stability..
  207. [22:29:43] DatSalamencePowa: Phone..
  208. [22:29:47] DatSalamencePowa: Leash..
  209. [22:30:06] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Kinky.
  210. [22:30:17] DatSalamencePowa: Is there anything else I should grab?
  211. [22:31:44] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Money.
  212. [22:31:47] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Pokeballs.
  213. [22:31:50] Princess Sherbat: Snow: A bag.
  214. [22:32:16] DatSalamencePowa: I'm dirt broke but I'll get that last one.
  215. [22:32:34] DatSalamencePowa: *i go into the house again to retrieve a bag*
  216. [22:32:41] DatSalamencePowa: *i exit with a bag*
  217. [22:32:44] DatSalamencePowa: I have bag.
  218. [22:33:21] Princess Sherbat: I feel like someone should get in the bag.
  219. [22:33:26] Princess Sherbat: Hmm..
  220. [22:33:29] Princess Sherbat: *looks at Kitty*
  221. [22:33:41] Princess Sherbat: *then Berry*
  222. [22:33:49] Princess Sherbat: You. You have the closest name to what I'm looking for.
  223. [22:33:52] Princess Sherbat: Get in the bag and shut up.
  224. [22:34:01] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Are bags your kink?
  225. [22:34:34] DatSalamencePowa: Berry please.
  226. [22:34:36] DatSalamencePowa: I have a hand.
  227. [22:34:38] DatSalamencePowa: It will slap you.
  228. [22:35:20] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Do it, Doggo~.
  229. [22:36:04] DatSalamencePowa: Eh.
  230. [22:36:08] DatSalamencePowa: I'll save it for later.
  231. [22:37:55] Princess Sherbat: Let's stop stalling and get this plot or whatever going.
  232. [22:38:01] Princess Sherbat: *guides people to Santalune Forest*
  233. [22:40:21] DatSalamencePowa: *Santalune Forest is fun*
  234. [22:40:42] Princess Sherbat: *yes*
  235. [22:41:45] DatSalamencePowa: Man, isn't following scripts fun?
  236. [22:41:52] Princess Sherbat: Yes.
  237. [22:41:57] Princess Sherbat: Snow: What script?
  238. [22:42:12] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Obviously there's one. Idiot, kinda not idiot but still idiot, and not idiot.
  239. [22:42:31] Princess Sherbat: Berry: I mean, why else would I not be golfing or doing my tasks?
  240. [22:43:02] DatSalamencePowa: There's an obvious script.
  241. [22:43:10] DatSalamencePowa: Everything we're doing feels awfully formulaic.
  242. [22:43:22] DatSalamencePowa: It feels like it's happened before, but-- Just a hunch.
  243. [22:43:32] DatSalamencePowa: I might just happen to know a little more than you do.
  244. [22:44:18] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Is that why I'm not allowed to use Pinkheart and Kitty from your special law?
  245. [22:45:06] DatSalamencePowa: No spoilers. *wink*
  246. [22:45:37] DatSalamencePowa: Anyway let's get this show started.
  247. [22:45:53] DatSalamencePowa: Where the hell is a small creature that I can use as my slave?
  248. [22:45:59] Princess Sherbat: Right about... now.
  249. [22:46:04] Princess Sherbat: *a bush shakes*
  250. [22:46:17] Princess Sherbat: (delphox canonically has future vision)
  251. [22:46:22] Princess Sherbat: (the pokedex says so)
  252. [22:46:31] DatSalamencePowa: On schedule. *throws Pokeball at bush*
  253. [22:47:38] DatSalamencePowa: *whatever it was, it got caught too bad*
  254. [22:47:59] Princess Sherbat: Hm... I bet it's a shiny, too.
  255. [22:48:05] Princess Sherbat: Might be an Eevee.
  256. [22:48:45] DatSalamencePowa: Possibly.
  257. [22:48:52] DatSalamencePowa: *throws out Eevee*
  258. [22:49:55] DatSalamencePowa: Well-- isn't this lovely.
  259. [22:49:59] DatSalamencePowa: Someone was on point with their predictions.
  260. [22:50:10] Princess Sherbat: Snow: What the actual fuck? How?
  261. [22:50:49] Princess Sherbat: (also because we gotta get typical random person that comes along tulip has to meet them at a pokecenter)
  262. [22:51:17] DatSalamencePowa: (kk)
  263. [22:51:59] Princess Sherbat: I have my secrets.
  264. [22:52:03] DatSalamencePowa: Delphox, save me the time of thinking of a name for this thing and tell me what I'm gonna name it.
  265. [22:52:19] Princess Sherbat: Silver, Shiny, or White.
  266. [22:53:28] DatSalamencePowa: Silver seems according to script, Shiny seems butt awful, and White seems very bland.
  267. [22:54:18] DatSalamencePowa: So.
  268. [22:54:36] DatSalamencePowa: Since I'm an original creature such as myself..
  269. [22:54:45] DatSalamencePowa: Let's go with a very simple nickname theme.
  270. [22:54:52] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Tentacle Richard.
  271. [22:54:56] DatSalamencePowa: Stop.
  272. [22:55:09] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Busty.
  273. [22:55:10] DatSalamencePowa: Just take the first letter of the Pokemon's actual name.
  274. [22:55:17] DatSalamencePowa: E.
  275. [22:55:19] DatSalamencePowa: Yes.
  276. [22:55:25] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Berry, grow up.
  277. [22:55:36] DatSalamencePowa: Why am I like this?
  278. [22:57:30] DatSalamencePowa: Anyway I caught a slave.
  279. [22:57:35] DatSalamencePowa: Life accomplishments, etcetera.
  280. [22:57:48] Princess Sherbat: Amazing.
  281. [22:57:58] Princess Sherbat: I should be mad that you're enslaving my species, but I can't give a fuck.
  282. [22:58:33] DatSalamencePowa: Enslavement is a pretty big issue, but I see where you're coming from.
  283. [23:00:32] DatSalamencePowa: Laziness overcomes everyone.
  284. [23:01:19] Princess Sherbat: Pinkheart: Well, you know what I'm gonna do?
  285. [23:01:24] DatSalamencePowa: Nothing.
  286. [23:01:29] DatSalamencePowa: Absolute nothingness.
  287. [23:01:39] Princess Sherbat: *Pinkheart uses her psychic powers to levitate the pokeball away from Snow*
  288. [23:01:44] Princess Sherbat: Pinkheart: I'm gonna unslave myself.
  289. [23:02:39] DatSalamencePowa: Nice meme.
  290. [23:03:47] Princess Sherbat: *she breaks the pokeball*
  291. [23:03:53] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Joke's on you, that was Kitty's.
  292. [23:04:09] DatSalamencePowa: (LOL)
  293. [23:04:10] DatSalamencePowa: (LMAO)
  294. [23:04:57] DatSalamencePowa: Let's see..
  295. [23:05:12] DatSalamencePowa: Hm..
  296. [23:05:57] DatSalamencePowa: I got my Pokemon..
  297. [23:07:03] DatSalamencePowa: What's next?
  298. [23:07:10] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Be free, Kitty.
  299. [23:07:25] Princess Sherbat: Snow: As for you, Pinkheart. I have to punish you for escaping.
  300. [23:07:28] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Kinky.
  301. [23:07:30] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Stop.
  302. [23:07:38] Princess Sherbat: Pinkheart: I didn't ask for this!
  303. [23:07:41] Princess Sherbat: *Snow returns Pinkheart*
  304. [23:08:27] DatSalamencePowa: What do we do?
  305. [23:08:29] DatSalamencePowa: Where do we go?
  306. [23:09:04] Princess Sherbat: A gym or something.
  307. [23:09:59] DatSalamencePowa: Lovely.
  308. [23:10:09] DatSalamencePowa: Well- do we have time to fit in our schedule today?
  309. [23:10:21] DatSalamencePowa: The day just started but I feel like we've done so much.
  310. [23:10:37] Princess Sherbat: I dunno.
  311. [23:12:40] DatSalamencePowa: I'd check the time but the effort to pull my phone out of my pocket..
  312. [23:13:51] Princess Sherbat: Kitty: I'll stick around.
  313. [23:14:03] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Ugh, this is boring.
  314. [23:14:12] DatSalamencePowa: What do you mean?
  315. [23:14:36] DatSalamencePowa: Is it just because you're not fucking your girlfriend you're upset?
  316. [23:16:51] Princess Sherbat: Berry: No. We're literally just standing around arguing on where to go.
  317. [23:17:15] DatSalamencePowa: We're not arguing, but okay?
  318. [23:17:30] DatSalamencePowa: I have a suggestion. Let's go this way.
  319. [23:17:35] DatSalamencePowa: *i start walking in a direction*
  320. [23:17:47] DatSalamencePowa: *not before returning my mon who's gotten to say nothing*
  321. [23:19:26] Princess Sherbat: *Berry follows*
  322. [23:19:33] Princess Sherbat: *follows*
  323. [23:19:37] Princess Sherbat: *Snowflake follows*
  324. [23:19:40] Princess Sherbat: *Kitty follows*
  325. [23:20:33] DatSalamencePowa: *i sure as hell don't know which way we're walking but we're walking in a direction*
  326. [23:21:27] Princess Sherbat: *yes*
  327. [23:24:46] DatSalamencePowa: I hope this is the right way to success.
  328. [23:27:25] DatSalamencePowa: If we're not going the right way, well, I don't give a damn anymore, this is why you don't give me the wheel.
  329. [23:28:00] Princess Sherbat: I forgot my way around here.
  330. [23:28:57] DatSalamencePowa: Getting lost in a forest is never fun.
  331. [23:32:59] DatSalamencePowa: This is why you never force me to pick directions.
  332. [23:33:04] DatSalamencePowa: I can't state this enough.
  333. [23:33:58] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Eh.
  334. [23:34:50] DatSalamencePowa: Someone else lead the way, I'm tired of doing the important things.
  335. [23:35:10] Princess Sherbat: Okay.
  336. [23:35:14] Princess Sherbat: *goes in a different direction*
  337. [23:35:18] Princess Sherbat: *my characters follow*
  338. [23:35:53] DatSalamencePowa: *i go the complete opposite direction because i'm a rebel*
  339. [23:35:55] DatSalamencePowa: *jk*
  340. [23:35:57] DatSalamencePowa: *i follow*
  341. [23:38:20] DatSalamencePowa: Are we right on the money this time around?
  342. [23:39:11] Princess Sherbat: No idea.
  343. [23:40:00] DatSalamencePowa: Should've brought a map, hindsight is 20/20,
  344. [23:41:39] Princess Sherbat: Snow: I don't know Kalos well.
  345. [23:42:04] DatSalamencePowa: I don't even need to leave home much-- so..
  346. [23:43:27] Princess Sherbat: I haven't left the forest for awhile.
  347. [23:43:39] Princess Sherbat: Berry: I don't remember being here until today. Why am I here?
  348. [23:44:13] DatSalamencePowa: Whaddaya mean?
  349. [23:44:25] Princess Sherbat: *Berry shrugs*
  350. [23:44:31] Princess Sherbat: Berry: I live in Toontown, why am I here again?
  351. [23:45:50] DatSalamencePowa: The script.
  352. [23:46:09] DatSalamencePowa: Everything that's happening now happens for a reason.
  353. [23:47:49] DatSalamencePowa: Puppets can't be without puppeteers.
  354. [23:48:15] DatSalamencePowa: And we're not the ones pulling the strings-- but, it doesn't matter.
  355. [23:48:25] DatSalamencePowa: We're too busy on our Pokemon adventure.
  356. [23:49:44] DatSalamencePowa: We gotta get to the end of this forest.
  357. [23:51:45] DatSalamencePowa: Getting lost isn't gonna help us.
  358. [23:51:49] Princess Sherbat: Yes.
  359. [23:51:58] Princess Sherbat: Snow: Does ANYONE here know how to get to the town?
  360. [23:52:26] DatSalamencePowa: Not this dog.
  361. [23:53:17] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Or this bitch.
  362. [23:53:25] Princess Sherbat: Berry: I feel like my biology should've stopped be from saying that.
  363. [23:53:27] Princess Sherbat: Berry: Fuck it.
  364. [23:55:04] DatSalamencePowa: Let's just go in every direction until we find the right one.
  365. [23:57:30] DatSalamencePowa: The plot will thicken soon.
  366. [23:57:50] Princess Sherbat: Yes.
  367. [23:59:03] Princess Sherbat: (brb)
  368. [00:05:41] Princess Sherbat: (hi)
  369. [00:05:57] DatSalamencePowa: (welcome back)
  370. [00:06:23] DatSalamencePowa: If you can predict what my first capture can be why can't you predict where we need to go?
  371. [00:07:34] Princess Sherbat: Santalune City, but I dunno where it is.
  372. [00:08:28] DatSalamencePowa: Let's just go back to the start of the forest and re-trace our steps from there.
  373. [00:09:55] Princess Sherbat: *y'know, just timeskip until santalune city? this is pretty damn boring*
  374. [00:10:06] DatSalamencePowa: *^*
  375. [00:10:13] DatSalamencePowa: *berry did have a point*
  376. [00:11:19] DatSalamencePowa: Okay, we're here.
  377. [00:11:23] DatSalamencePowa: How long did that take?
  378. [00:13:09] Princess Sherbat: So long that the old narrator got tired of narrating, and they had to hire a new one.
  379. [00:15:00] DatSalamencePowa: Anyway, let's go get buff at the gym or whatever.
  380. [00:15:46] Princess Sherbat: *should we pause for the night my attention span is running low*
  381. [00:17:57] DatSalamencePowa: *if you insist*
  382. [00:18:04] DatSalamencePowa: *the gym is a pretty hefty portion and we have like 2 hours*
  383. [00:18:24] DatSalamencePowa: *pause*
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