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- FACADE STAGEPLAY
- Sat Apr 12 20 53 03 2014
- TRIP
- Where are the new wine glasses?
- GRACE
- What for?
- TRIP
- That should be obvious!
- WILL
- OPEN UP YOU FUCKER
- GRACE
- Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
- TRIP
- Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!
- WILL
- YOU OWE ME MONEY YOU SHIT
- GRACE
- What -- Trip, don't give me that look!
- (WILL knocks on the front door.)
- (WILL knocks on the front door.)
- (WILL knocks on the front door.)
- GRACE
- You're going -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Uhp, he's here!
- GRACE
- What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
- TRIP
- No, he's supposed to be here now!
- GRACE
- God... Trip!
- (Trip opens the front door.)
- TRIP
- Will!!
- TRIP
- Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)
- WILL
- GIMME YOUR MONEY PUNK
- GRACE
- No, no, here we are!
- (WILL hugs trip.)
- GRACE
- Will,
- GRACE
- Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
- TRIP
- Yeah, how -- how are you doing?
- GRACE
- Uh, I just asked him that...
- TRIP
- Well I'm asking him too!
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- WILL
- I'm fine but you both owe me mone
- GRACE
- Oh, H-mmm (happy smile sound)
- GRACE
- And, I've got to say, you look really good!
- GRACE
- So come on in, make yourself at home!
- WILL
- Where's my money punk
- TRIP
- Will, let me get you a drink.
- (Trip closes the front door.)
- (WILL sits on the couch.)
- TRIP
- Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories.
- WILL
- Why don't you get my money
- TRIP
- Let's have something fun,
- TRIP
- like margaritas?
- TRIP
- Uh, well, I think I'll just make us all margaritas.
- GRACE
- No no,
- GRACE
- Will, how about something simple, like a nice glass of chardonnay?
- WILL
- WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH
- TRIP
- Okay! Good! I'll just whip up these bad boys real quick!
- GRACE
- (little sigh) You know Trip, he gets such pleasure from making fancy drinks for everybody.
- TRIP
- (quiet humming)
- WILL
- I'm gonna rob you blind
- TRIP
- I think tonight Grace is ready to venture beyond her usual glass of -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Well, I was just going to ask Grace what she wants.
- GRACE
- Um, I'd like a simple glass of Chardonnay, thank you.
- TRIP
- Ah, Chardonnay, certainly.
- WILL
- My. Money. Now.
- TRIP
- Heh heh, Will, seeing you brings back good memories, you know?
- GRACE
- Yes, it does. H-mmm (happy smile sound)
- (WILL gets up from the couch.)
- TRIP
- Your Chardonnay is ready, dear.
- (WILL picks up the brass bull.)
- GRACE
- (little sigh)
- (WILL puts down the brass bull.)
- TRIP
- Oh, that brass bull, that's a gift from my business contact in Barcelona --
- GRACE
- What is that doing out here? Didn't I ask you to put that away?
- TRIP
- Uh, yeah, I will, later, after our friend leaves.
- (WILL picks up a trinket 1.)
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- Oh, do you like those sculptures? I used to be so into, uh, collecting them...
- TRIP
- Into them? You love your sculptures so much I'm not even allowed -- (interrupted)
- WILL
- It looks like a phallus lmao
- TRIP
- uh...
- (WILL puts down a trinket 1.)
- GRACE
- Oh, God, it's hard to believe I used to like these damn sculptures...
- TRIP
- More like obsessed...
- WILL
- Where's my fucking money
- TRIP
- But in a good way! -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- Hey, uh --
- GRACE
- did you --
- GRACE
- did you pick up my dry cleaning?
- TRIP
- What? Dry cleaning?
- GRACE
- Yes, did you pick up my dry cleaning this morning, like I asked you to?
- TRIP
- Y -- Yeah.
- WILL
- Lmao what nerd dry cleans
- TRIP
- Wha... uh...
- GRACE
- Oh, Trip, he's just teasing you... It's good, we all need that once in a while.
- WILL
- Yeah trip my buddy
- TRIP
- Heh heh ha ha ha ha, ha... -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Oh, well, thanks --
- GRACE
- Oh, Will, you always have such nice things to say. He's so sweet.
- WILL
- Now WHERE IS MY MONEY
- TRIP
- (clears throat) -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long...
- WILL
- CASH
- WILL
- DOUGH
- WILL
- DINERO
- TRIP
- You know what I'm just going to put this on the bar for you.
- TRIP
- Uh, well, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight?
- (WILL picks up a player's drink.)
- (WILL sips his player's drink.)
- WILL
- Yes. You still owe me money.
- TRIP
- Um, well, without you, we wouldn't -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- Yeah, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
- (WILL sips his player's drink.)
- (Grace sips her Grace's drink.)
- (Trip sips his Trip's drink.)
- TRIP
- Oh, Grace, let's not do that.
- GRACE
- (little sigh) You know, I've been collecting these little glass sculptures for a long time now.
- TRIP
- Everybody always comments on Grace's sculptures.
- GRACE
- but now when I look at them, they give me a such a... such a headache.
- TRIP
- uhh...
- WILL
- That's nice. My money.
- GRACE
- Really?
- TRIP
- See, Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating.
- GRACE
- Oh well, I guess I'm wrong then. Ha ha. Thanks for clearing that up.
- GRACE
- I can tell I'm going to need another one of these.
- (WILL sips his player's drink.)
- GRACE
- Huh, you two really are getting along well tonight, heh...
- (WILL sips his player's drink.)
- (WILL sips his player's drink.)
- (WILL sips his player's drink.)
- (WILL sips his player's drink.)
- (WILL sips his player's drink.)
- TRIP
- (little sigh)
- TRIP
- Ah, Will, I'm sorry, you didn't come here to hear this...
- GRACE
- What?
- WILL
- You're right. I came for my money.
- GRACE
- Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- -- (interrupted)
- WILL
- Bye nerds
- TRIP
- Oh, Will, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
- (WILL puts down a player's drink.)
- GRACE
- Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!
- (WILL knocks on the front door.)
- (WILL opens the front door.)
- TRIP
- Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might. -- (interrupted)
- (WILL points to the elevator button.)
- (WILL points to the elevator button.)
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