Piss Poor Group Session 54

[19:32] * Mad_Modd  it seems the silly batpony had interrupted the groups "special" time with her boyfriend and is being punished accordingly for it. Ragebrew stepped in and delivered the goods and was rewarded with three crates of random stuff and the eternal hatred of the draconic boyfriend....
[19:34] * Ragebrew gave no fucks about some interrupting some horny dragons nookie time. Asshole didn't need to stop to go hunting any time soon. She fiddles with the crate tops, grumbling. "Whats in the box.... Whats in the fucking box?!" She picked up one of the crates, shaking it "REVEAL YER SECRETS!"
[19:35] * Mad_Modd  the box she is currently shaking opens, and what can only be described as a
[19:35] * Mad_Modd  "Bad Dragon" toy falls out onto the ground...
[19:36] * Ragebrew looked at the pile of sex toys and sighed. "Merci, this ones for ya..."
[19:36] * Merciful_Devotion squees and pounces on the box. "Sweet!!"
[19:36] * Mad_Modd  there is no pile, it a single "object"
[19:37] * Ragebrew threw the crate aside, picking up the next one and trying to pry it open. "Enjoy. Don't stain the seats in the tanks."
[19:39] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Not making any promises~" She messes with the crate, looking for a way to open it.
[19:39] * Mad_Modd  the next crate is far more useful to ponies who aren't Mercy. Inside is a Advanced Radiation Suite, a standard RAD suite, five doses of RAD-X and six servings of RAD-away...
[19:41] * Ragebrew smiles, holding up the suits. "Perfect. This brings us to... four, mostly, rad suits. Figure we might be able to seal up the power armor helmet, rig it up to the suit's air supply...."
[19:42] <+Ragebrew> "Oh wait... Five. Perfect!" She smiled, packing up the rad meds and throwing the suits into the tank.
[19:43] * Mad_Modd  the last crate holds a beat up Missile Launcher loaded with a single missile.....
[19:44] * Ragebrew grumbled, picking up the tube and rocket. "Something for ya, Spectre..."
[19:45] * Mad_Modd  and under that is a beat to hell Riot Shotgun with a single drums worth of ammo...
[19:45] * Elektron looks at the contents of the second box, ignoring the first. "Will that be enough to protect us?"
[19:45] <Spectre> "Bite me fluffball" the grumpy batpony yells out from the tank. Damn not working MedX....
[19:46] <+Ragebrew> "So ya don't want a missile launcher?"
[19:46] <+Ragebrew> "It'll be enough to help for a time."
[19:47] <+Ragebrew> "Better than nothing. If we find some golden geckos, I could see about improving its resistance as well."
[19:48] <Spectre> "GRAH!"
[19:50] * Ragebrew rolled her eyes at Spectre. "Yer bitchin' more than when I had to trot a week with a broken leg." She picked up the riot shotgun, frowning. "Fer fucks sake...."
[19:52] * Merciful_Devotion peeks over at Ragebrew. "Find something neat?"
[19:53] * Ragebrew held up the riotshotgun "This is pretty busted up. Good for roomsweeping weak critters though." She slung it over her back.
[19:56] <Spectre> "how about I almost kill you with Dragon fire that gives 0 fucks about Med X and see how you feel"He grumbles, crawling out from the tank,looking like a mummy of sorts
[19:57] <+Ragebrew> "Eh, can't be as bad as falling in radioactive goop without clothes on." She looked at the suits, grumbling. "Well, a fair haul... Elektron, need ya to rig up one of the suits to have wings. Use the helmless suit for parts."
[19:58] * Mad_Modd  a bee comes from nowhere and stings Spectre in the butt, adding to the batpony's misery...
[19:58] <Spectre> "Arnt you immune to radiation anyway?" He'll ask, moving over to the missile launcher
[19:59] <Spectre> "... Fuck you celestia
[19:59] * Elektron furrows his brows, "Can he still fly with that stuff covering his wings? Won't they need to be exposed?"
[19:59] <+Ragebrew> "Wasn't always. It's been the repeated exposure that's helped. And it was the flesh searing goop that hurt, not the rads."
[19:59] <+Ragebrew> "That's why you make wing sleeves for him out of the excess suit we have."
[20:00] <+Elektron> "I know, but can he even fly with wing sleeves?"
[20:01] <Spectre> "If it's against the membrane maybe" Spectre mutters
[20:01] <Spectre> "Needs to be snug"
[20:02] * Elektron nods "Alright then, I should be able to do that."
[20:06] * Ragebrew threw the other boxes into the waste. "Alright then. Plans? I got a mound of carapace I want to make use of."
[20:07] <Spectre> "Too heavy"
[20:07] <+Ragebrew> "For ya, maybe. I bet I could rig up a suit or two to wear. Thinking on fusing the stinger to Maw's head."
[20:08] <Spectre> "How? That sounds rather lainful"
[20:09] <+Ragebrew> "I have a recipe for it. And yes. It's VERY painful." She looked at her stone leg. "But worth it."
[20:09] * Elektron shivers at the thought
[20:10] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Carapace armor?"
[20:11] * Ragebrew held up the THICK white carapace. "This stuff. There is enough to make a lot of armor, although I plan on using the majority of it to rig up the tank. Might have a suit or two left over after that."
[20:12] <Spectre> "Animal abuse"
[20:12] * Merciful_Devotion nods. "Sounds like a good plan to me."
[20:13] * Ragebrew looked at Spectre, blinking a few times before petting Maw. "He's too dumb to care, trust me."
[20:15] <Spectre> "You make f
[20:15] * Ragebrew held up the massive stinger. "And that's even if this works. Not putting too many caps on it working, but aye, it might."
[20:15] <Spectre> "You make Fluttershy cry," he replies semi jokingly and lugs his new toy into the tank
[20:17] * Ragebrew looked around the Waste "If I can make her cry, she'd be dead of dehydration within two minutes of seeing the Waste."
[20:18] * Ragebrew pulled out her alchemy kit and her stock of herbs, slowly getting to work. "Plus, waste not, want not."
[20:23] * Ragebrew looked at her meager supply of reagents, grumbling. "My kingdom for a ten gallon vat of turpentine..." She held up her two bottles, grumbling.
[20:23] <Spectre> "We're all probably guilty of that crime anyway, for various reasons,"
[20:25] <+Ragebrew> "If Fluttershy cried that easily, I am sure the war was hell for her..."
[20:26] <+Ragebrew> "Now, I am going to see what I can do. Might have to just keep the tank plating basic... But anything we'll be wearing needs to be good and sturdy..."
[20:26] <Spectre> Spectre shrugs and tries again to sleep.... cuddling the missile launcher like a plushie"
[20:27] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Yup, probably. Now, if you'll all excuse me for a minute..." She scampers behind the tank and out of view, new toy in tow
[20:28] * Elektron gets to work modifying the rad suits
[20:28] * Ragebrew sighed and started taking the choice pieces of carapace, setting them against her skin to check for size before working on preserving them.
[20:32] * Ragebrew started cooking the turpentine, some herbs. Then she laid out a bunch of leather to work with. With a bit of super glue, some scrap metal, some extra leather, she got to work piece mealing togeth a suit of carapace armor.
[20:36] * Ragebrew held up the heavy suit of armor, smiling. "Perfect. Who wants my old stuff?"
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[18:44] * Mad_Modd  our group has set off towards the Glow! Why? ..... Who knows... but they are on the way to either glory or a miserable death!
[18:45] * Spectre sleeps
[18:45] * Ragebrew sat ontop of the tank, wearing her brandspanking new suit of albino rad scorp armor. "We'll want to rig up those rad suits before we get in there. I think the fancy ones got a geiger counter."
[18:45] * Merciful_Devotion yawns into a forehoof, idly swishing her tail. "So... Does anyone have the slightest idea of what's up ahead?"
[18:46] <+Ragebrew> "A lot of radiation, mutation, conflagration, altercations... Ya know, the ususal."
[18:47] * Elektron mutters "Great... how long will we have in there with the suits?"
[18:47] <+Ragebrew> "Depends on how long ya'll linger in the glowing spots. Should give us a while, and I got some rad away and rad-x. Use the suits for exploring, use the rad-x when ya need yer armor."
[18:48] <+Ragebrew> "Also, anyone want my old suit? It's pretty durable."
[18:48] * Lostshot keeps trotting in circles around the tank, even somehow scoping out the area from atop Ragefwuff! She keeps looking out for anything as they go giggling all the while!
[18:49] * Wirepony is now known as Apple_Bobbin
[18:50] * Spectre is nice and content with his current get up
[18:50] * Spectre also snores to say this... Somehow
[18:51] * Mad_Modd batpony is having a terrible nightmare about dragons and being a zebra on fire...
[18:51] * Elektron shakes his head, "Shadow's Armour works... so long as you don't think about it too hard."
[18:52] * Spectre is running on his sie as he sleeps
[18:52] <Spectre> side* )
[18:52] <+Ragebrew> "Aye, an option if anyone wants it. Just keep trudging us forward. I've got a bit of mixing to do. Have a few ideas with what I found."
[18:53] * Elektron nods and keeps the tank moving forwards
[18:53] * Mad_Modd  the batpony wakes, screaming and flailing like a filly!
[18:54] * Mad_Modd  the tank comes around the next dune and they find a lone pony, hoof held out like he's trying to hitch hike...
[18:54] * Spectre stops screaming after a moment ".... D-dragons.... Fucking... Dragons" he mutters shuddering
[18:55] * Apple_Bobbin adjusts his hoofball cap over his eyes and stares dumbly at the tank, before hoisting a hoof up in the traditional "need a ride" gesture.
[18:56] * Ragebrew shaded her eyes, looking at the pony for a moment. "Huh." She looked into the tank at Elektron "We got room for one more?"
[18:56] * Elektron looks around, "Its uh, tight... but I think we can."
[18:56] * Lostshot flips her rifle out and hums innocently from atop Rage's head.
[18:57] * Spectre grumbles and tries to go back to sleep
[18:57] * Lostshot promptly falls off cause weight is heavy
[18:57] * Mad_Modd  every time Spectre closes his eyes, he feels the burning pain of dragon fire
[18:58] * Spectre curses whatever gods have decided to fuck with his lif
[18:58] * Lostshot oofs and rolls over. She will crawl to the front of the tank and sit.. still keeping her rifle ready. She checks and keeps her mags ready and loaded out of bordom.
[18:58] * Ragebrew waited for the tank to get near the buck, looking down at him. "Which way ya going?"
[18:59] * Apple_Bobbin shrugs, waving a hoof generally in the same direction as the tank's travel.  "Onward, at the moment."
[19:01] * Ragebrew looked at the tank for a moment. "How far? We're heading to the Glow for scaving. Yerself?"
[19:03] * Apple_Bobbin kicks gently at his bulging knapsack and grins. "I'm just headed for Trailer Trash, myself. I don't have the stones to hit the Glow."
[19:04] * Spectre will continue to grump in the dark of the tank because fuck the sun...
[19:07] <Lostshot> "Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage are we theerrree yeeet?"
[19:08] * Apple_Bobbin pins his ears back and holds his grin, though it's looking a little threadbare and worn.
[19:11] * Ragebrew rubbed her chin "We ain't heading to Trailer Trash, I kinda think heading the other direction..." She pulled out her map, looking at it for a moment.
[19:12] * Lostshot turns to the new pony with her rifle in her hooves and nods "So. Ex Ranger or somethin'? Or whatchu?"
[19:14] <+Ragebrew> "Eh, what do ya know, it is. Bit off, but ya, it's along the way. Hop on."
[19:16] * Apple_Bobbin nods once, tossing his knacksack onto his back in the same motion. "Awwright, that'll save me a heap of walkin'!  Thanks you guys.  Do I sit on the screaming idgit pony, or can I just hang out on the top of the tank with the stone hoof gal?"  he says, winking broadly at Ragebrew.
[19:17] <Lostshot> "As long as you don't pull anything. I don't have to pull anything." she says signalling to her trigger on her rifle.
[19:19] * Apple_Bobbin tosses his knapsack up and clambers up the side of the tank after it. "Awww, hon, I know you're ugly, but the pullin' ain't the best part." He nudges Ragebrew, before turning back to his knapsack. "It's all about the pushin'!"  Rummaging in his sack, he pulls out a green bottle with no label.  "Tequila?"
[19:20] * Lostshot cocks her rifle 'idly' "Uh huh..."
[19:20] * Ragebrew blinked a few times, looking at Apple_Bobbin. "Yer clits too big, yer voice is too deep. Sorry darlin', not into bucks." She squeezed Longshot with a smile.
[19:21] * Lostshot blushes but smiles so bright at that and gives Rage a meaningful nuzzle on the cheek.
[19:21] * Apple_Bobbin tosses back a shot and hoofs the bottle to Ragebrew, laughing through the burn. "You kids, you're all right.  I just hope them radmantises don't rape you completely to death."
[19:22] * Ragebrew takes a slug idly, offering the bottle back as she swirled it around in her mouth, tasting it throughly.
[19:25] * Ragebrew smacked her lips a few times. "That's some glowing stuff ya got there. I'd lay off it if ya don't wanna get ghouled."
[19:26] * Apple_Bobbin tosses back another shot, before waving the bottle at Lostshot. "ain't no problem, 'less you some sort of idgit.  Rads is rads.  Let's get this thing rollin!"
[19:26] * Ragebrew knocked on the chassis a few times. "Or yer trying to stay as rad free as possible, cause yer going into the Glow."
[19:27] <+Ragebrew> "Rad-Away ain't cheap, or easy to find."
[19:27] * Lostshot shakes her head and keeps her loaded and chambered rifle at her side. She didn't trust nuthin'!
[19:27] <+Ragebrew> "And I'm wearing the carapace of a giant albino rad scorp. A radmantis would be a treat to fight."
[19:28] * Apple_Bobbin kicks his knapsack, popping the top open.  a quick rummage and he comes out with a half-dozen RadAway packets.  Chugging one down, he flips the rest off the back of the tank. "Radaway's easy, and the glow itself isn't the problem.  It's the damn wildlife!"
[19:28] * Elektron continues to trudge the tank forwards
[19:29] * Apple_Bobbin chugs another Radaway and belches, politely hiding it behind a hoof.  "Them mantidses ain't no fun, and then there's the bloatblimps.  a bloatfly big enough to yank a pony straight into the sky..."
[19:31] * Ragebrew shrugged. "We've dealt with some pretty horrible things as a living. Plus, for something to be lighter than air, needs to have a gas that will lift it. Most critters use methane or hydrogen. Both of which burn so very nicely." She pulled out one of her red tipped .50 cal rounds for a moment.
[19:32] * Apple_Bobbin squints at the proffered round, looks at the carapace armor.  "So you can handle big!  That takes care of the mantisdes...  maybe..   and the bloatfly blimps.  But how about them stone weevils? Eat that pretty hoof right off your sexy leg, and they're less than a tenth of a hoof wide!"  He says, punctuating his words with another shot of 'tequila'
[19:33] * Ragebrew undid a few fasteners on her armor, revealing the "Hoof" was her entire leg, up to the shoulder.
[19:33] * Apple_Bobbin turns bright red.
[19:34] * Ragebrew pulled out her alchemical kit, and started a bit of bumpy brewing, using Maw as a hotplate.
[19:34] * Apple_Bobbin ignores the diminuitive demon, squinting at the Hoof of Doom. "Boy howdy it's gonna suck to be you iffen them stone weevils get to ya.  Especially if they hear weepy in there.  They like the screaming, they do."
[19:37] * Lostshot moves to whisper something in Rage's ear and goes to the corner of the tank away from Apple keeping her rifle in her hooves as she sits with her hind hooves over the edge and watches the front idly.
[19:38] * Ragebrew shrugged. "Eh, it heals like any other limb I got." She pulled out a couple hooffuls of herbs, throwing them into the pot. "Not like I ain't used to pain." She was riddled with old scars.
[19:39] * Spectre chucks a rock at the newcomer and continues to grump
[19:40] * Apple_Bobbin dodges with a cackle, and leans into the hatch to proffer the tequila bottle into the tank.  "buck up, ya nancy co-  ooh, nancy bat.  Have some of the good stuff, it'll put hair on yer wings."
[19:40] * Ragebrew grumbled, looking in her ammo case "Ya got any green herbs by chance? I can offer ya some grub in exchange."
[19:40] <Spectre> "How about no and you leave me alone" he growls back
[19:42] * Apple_Bobbin comes up from the hatch, having left the tequila bottle stuffed into Spectre's mouth.  "Lemme check."  Diggin into his knapsack he shuffles and sorts as he mutters along.  "orange jel, blue gel, steel ranger armor repair manual, tequila, radaway, rad-x, buck, radaway, stimpack, other set of steel ranger armor, spare hat, radaway...  "
[19:42] * Ragebrew pulled out the massive stinger of the rad scorpion, eyeing it for a moment before putting it next to her head. "Yes... Yes this will do.." She slowly began to saw it open, scooping out the venom gland, and treating it like leather. An even better hat shall be made...
[19:42] * Apple_Bobbin closes his knapsack and grunts.  "Sorry, gal, all out of green herb."
[19:43] * Spectre tosses the bottle back out
[19:43] * Ragebrew shrugged. "Well, I could use a few demon plant parts. Might work. Might not. Lets find out!" She pulled out several bits of plant matter, throwing them into the kettle.
[19:43] * Apple_Bobbin catches it and takes a swig.  "Ain't never met no batpony.  Can't hold their liquor, I bet."
[19:45] * Apple_Bobbin waves his bottle at Ragebrew, busily doing alchemy things.  "You got something to take care of bat-chicken when the rot tries to take them leathery flappers?"
[19:49] * Ragebrew looked up to Apple_Bobbin "Depends on what the rot is from. Fungal, bacteria, parasite... All depends on the cause."
[19:50] <+Ragebrew> "I can make antis of all of those, just need the bits..." She layered a thick glob of wonderglue all over her power armor helmet, before slamming the hollowed out stinger onto it, giving the helmet a wickedly curved horn. She then lathered the stinger in a thick goop to preserve it.
[19:52] * Apple_Bobbin grunts, flipping a bottlecap into the hatch of the tank. "hell if I know, but leather just tends to..  go away..   when you get into the Glow.  Kinda brutal when you're wearing leather pants and dealing with a horde of horny radmantises."
[19:53] <+Ragebrew> "Sounds like there is an airborne substance that erodes leather. Need to get a sample and experiment with it before I could do anything. Good to know though."
[19:54] <+Ragebrew> "Although we're rather pressed for time, so we'll just have to wing it."
[19:54] * Elektron quietly collects the bottlecap that Apple_Bobbin tosses
[19:54] * Apple_Bobbin peers into the open hatch and flips another bottlecap into it, bouncing it off of Elektron's rump. "This thing got another gear?"
[19:56] * Elektron quickly looks up, "No, sorry. This is as fast as I can make it go."
[19:56] <+Ragebrew> "On the plus side,  yer not the one walking."
[19:57] * Apple_Bobbin nods. "That's 'cause yer a weak little dude.  have a drink!" He says, tossing the bottle into the hatch.
[19:57] * Elektron picks it up, "Is it safe to drink and drive?"
[19:58] * Mad_Modd  and the bottle slams right into Spectre's groin! Ouch!
[19:58] * Apple_Bobbin ignores the fracas from the hatch, nodding at Ragebrew "That's a truth, there. Get me to Trailer Trash a fair bit quicker, and the scenery is a big plus." He winks.
[19:58] <Spectre> "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME" he groans in pain
[19:59] * Ragebrew rolled her eyes behind her sunglasses at Apple_Bobbin's comment.
[20:00] * Spectre chucks the bottle out away from the pony
[20:01] <+Ragebrew> "Well, enjoy the scenery, just don't touch it. Yer not my type."
[20:04] * Apple_Bobbin lazes happily, watching Ragebrew and the slowly moving scenery as the tank travels.  "You kids might just be ready for the Glow after all.  If any of you survive unpregnant, stop back by Trailer Trash on your way out, we'll have some beers."  He says, idly tappytapping on the hatch.
[20:05] <+Ragebrew> "Well, if ya don't like 'em with a bun in the oven, stop staring at my flank. I already got her's in me." She pointed to Longshot, who just rose a hoof and waved.
[20:06] <+Ragebrew> "And I am pretty sure I could perform a coathanger abortion."
[20:08] * Apple_Bobbin grins at Lostshot, before shaking his head.  "Naw, if you come out of the Glow preggers, we ain't talkin about pony kids.  Those 'r great.  The kind of monsters mares bring out of the Glow can gut a town, turn it into a charnel house."
[20:09] * Ragebrew leaned back, grumbling. "That'd be a bitch and a half to handle. Need to examine the air first, see if that's the cause. If not, it'd be the critters. Easy enough to handle, keep at range, thick armor. Sounds like a right proper magical realm."
[20:10] * Apple_Bobbin slams a hoof on the hatch with a bark of laughter.  "I like your attitude, youngster! You just might make it out of there with your bits intact after all."
[20:12] <+Ragebrew> "What else can ya say about that place? Any other critters ya know of we'd wanna keep well away from?"
[20:13] * Apple_Bobbin tappytaps on the tank thoughtfully.  "well we've covered the mantiseses, and the rot...  the bloat blimps are always fun..  you know, there's ponies in the Glow?
[20:13] * Apple_Bobbin chuckles.  "Well, they're shaped like ponies... "
[20:14] <+Elektron> "Are they ghouls?"
[20:14] <+Ragebrew> "Some sort of abberant ghoul?"
[20:15] <&Apple_Bobbin> "Naw, ghouls make sense.  They look like pony, they act like pony..  hell, some of them catbird folk even say they smell like pony.  But they ain't."
[20:16] <+Ragebrew> "Well, if they look, act, smell like a pony, but ain't, what are they? Do they explode into fangs and death when they get close to ya?"
[20:16] * Apple_Bobbin waggles eyebrows at Ragebrew.  "Why would they wait till they get close?"
[20:16] * Apple_Bobbin waits just long enough for the pause to be awkward before continuing.
[20:17] <+Ragebrew> "So they look normal until they spot ya, then death erupts out of 'em. Alright. That's easy enough. " Fuck your awkward silence.
[20:17] <&Apple_Bobbin> "Naw, I'm kiddin'.  I saw one of 'em live and in the flesh, last time I was in the Trash.  Even from four hundred yards away, the fear coming off this dude locked me up solid.  Wasn't until a sniper dropped him that I could even move again."
[20:18] <+Ragebrew> "Alright, so they got some sorta magical effect that seizes ya up. Harder to counter, but possible... Hmm... Damnit, I need more herbs!"
[20:18] <+Ragebrew> "Just need more reagents in general... Fuck."
[20:19] * Apple_Bobbin shrugs.  "Ain't much for herbs.  I do more along the lines of your suck you lents and some tubers.  Love a potato."
[20:20] <&Apple_Bobbin> "The problem though..  I hear that the fear ones ain't the only ones. They got some of them do lust, curiousity. Hell, even irritation. "
[20:21] <+Ragebrew> "So huge beacons of emotion. Still... I can think of a way to ward that off. Might suck a good bit, but possible... Just... Fucking hell, alright, we can still make this work. Obviously if yer sniper friend managed to tag 'em, means he wasn't effected. This works."
[20:21] * Spectre will listen in from within since sleep eludes him
[20:23] <&Apple_Bobbin> "Yeah that was why I decided to fort up in Trailer Trash, they got a good guardpony contingent."
[20:23] * Apple_Bobbin peeks at Elektron again.  "How long you been pushing this tin can around, anyway?"
[20:25] <+Ragebrew> "Well, we got a pretty broad range of combat styles here. And hopefully one out of the lot of us will keep our heads together to handle threats at range. Need to pick out combat sights very carefully... Do these emo ponies feral or smart?"
[20:25] * Elektron "A fair amount of time, how come?"
[20:26] * Apple_Bobbin waves Ragebrew off "Why ain't you strong then, boy? You look like a tiny little twig, flopping around in that there driving thing."
[20:27] * Elektron frowns, "I'm not weak... and its not like I push this with my legs anyhow."
[20:28] * Apple_Bobbin snorts. "Get out of the way, twig boy.  I'll show you how it's done."
[20:30] <+Ragebrew> "How about no? Yer welcome to ride, not drive, this."
[20:30] * Elektron shrinks back into the seat, "I-I'm fine here, thanks."
[20:31] * Apple_Bobbin waves a hoof idly.  "fair enough, fair enough.   Anyway, them beacon critters..  I don't know, the one I saw looked like he was looking for something. Couldn't make out any sort of armor or barding."
[20:32] <+Ragebrew> "So pretty bare bones to 'em. Good to know. Make it easy to spot 'em if they don't spot us first. Or blast 'em. I doubt they are too durable, unless crazy hoodoo voodoo wasteland magic gives 'em steel for skin."
[20:33] <&Apple_Bobbin> "Naw, we're way too far north for hoodoo.  Might run into some voodoo, though.  That's always fun stuff."
[20:34] <+Ragebrew> "We had plenty of voodoo hoodoo... Wonder where that mask went..."
[20:35] * Ragebrew blinked a few times, shifting her ammo case slightly. "No...." She looked at the box for a moment. "Noo..." She popped the case, staring inside... At the bright pink mask. "Nooooooooo!"
[20:36] <&Apple_Bobbin> "Noooooo!"
[20:36] * Apple_Bobbin howls along obligingly.
[20:36] <+Elektron> "Whats going on?"
[20:37] * Ragebrew closed the box and shuddered. "That mask Swampy found? It followed me...."
[20:38] * Spectre pts his hooves over his ears... Oww
[20:38] <+Elektron> "Oh... what /was/ that mask anyways?"
[20:38] * Apple_Bobbin peers. "If that there thing's attuned to you, might want to not go in.  Magic conduits are a weakness, especially when there's critters that eat magic."
[20:39] <+Ragebrew> "I can't explain properly, it'll just break your mind and it'll have the director yell at me for ruining the audiences immersion..."
[20:40] <+Elektron> "What?"
[20:40] <+Ragebrew> "This is a magic that laughs at your views of reality."
[20:42] <+Ragebrew> "On the plus side... For just the low low price of my sanity, I could break reality for a small time... I would rather not..."
[20:42] * Elektron doesn't know how to respond to this, and just continues driving
[20:43] * Apple_Bobbin strokes his cheek meditatively.  "I'll give you thirty seven sachets of radaway and six bottles of my tequila for that mask."  he offers.
[20:45] * Ragebrew chuckled "If I wasn't a nice pony, I'd say "Suuuure" take your shit, and wait for the mask to reappear in my ammo case. It wants me to put it on, because it knows it'll have fun when I do."
[20:46] * Apple_Bobbin laughs.  "I don't think you're a nice pony, but that's your call. I'm sure I'd have fun with that there dingus myself, before it left."
[20:47] <+Ragebrew> "If I wasn't nice I would have put a .50 cal in your skull when ya so casually threw five sacks of rad away over yer shoulder and listed off yer gear. By the way, hungry? Got a fuckton of radscorp meat."
[20:48] * Apple_Bobbin perks up. "Hell yeah! Radscorp's good eatin'."
[20:49] * Ragebrew pulled a large slab of meat out of her ammo case, offering it to the buck. "Goes well if ya shred it up and top a salad with it. If ya find any butter... Use it with garlic."
[20:49] * Elektron gives a small 'blech' sound and pilots the tank forwards
[20:50] <+Ragebrew> "Get used to it Elektron, it's whats on the menu for the next... Oh, two weeks, three maybe?"
[20:50] * Apple_Bobbin flips a trio of Radaway packs to Ragebrew and takes the meat gratefully, sniffing at it appreciatively before stuffing it in his knapsack.
[20:50] <+Ragebrew> "Ah, thanks. This'll help a lot."
[20:50] <&Apple_Bobbin> "A pleasure.  It's not even the fake stuff, either!"
[20:52] <+Ragebrew> "Fresh from the bug I'm wearing. So not only is it the real deal, it's also albino. So I figure a bit tougher to chew."
[20:52] * Mad_Modd  they stomp on into the night, reaching Trailer Trash part way through the next day. Stopping to rest for the night before setting off into the Glow proper.... for talkies everyone currently here gets 1000xp!