Mommy Issues 1

>The sun rose over Twilight’s library, where you had been staying as Equestria’s only human.
>You were supposed to move out, but Twilight begrudgingly let you stay.
>She didn’t like you very much.
>You slept in all day.
>Terrorised ponies.
>She swears you tried to rape her once or twice.
>It was about six months since you arrived, it wasn’t all that bad, and you were slowly getting used to the idea of not having contact with the internet ever ag-
>No you weren’t.
>Point is, life’s pretty good here, for you at least.
>Today, Bookhorse thought otherwise.
>The doors to your room slam open, Twilight standing with rage etched onto her face in the doorway.
>“Anon! I can’t believe you!” She shouts at you, you think you see her shaking with rage, “Another party? I know Pinkie loves them so I don’t talk to her, but YOU are a different story!”
>Ah, now you remember, you got trashed with Ponka last night in the dining hall, you don’t remember much, but you’re pretty sure there’s still some confetti left up your ass from when you fought with it.
”Look Twilight, I’m a troubled guy! I was ripped from my home and thrown into yours, I’m just having trouble intergrat-” You began your regular pity-rant, but you were cut off by The Angry Princess™,
>“I’m sick of your horsecrap Anon, I will not be tolerant of a grown pon- human acting like a child! If your going to act like a foal you may as well be one!” She shouts, confusing you for a moment.
>You didn’t have time to process what she says however, as her horn begins to glow fiercly, a purple aura surrounding you.
>Honestly, you were a tad scared, the princesses didn’t know how magic would work with your non-magical body.
>You felt your conciousness fading, not a good sign when dealing with the unknown.
”Listen, can’t we just talk about thi-” Your mouth was forced closed as you watched Twilight’s magic glow brighter.
>The aura now lifted you off of your bed, but things seemed to be off, objects getting...
>Bigger somehow?
>Your vision begins to fade,
>‘It’s the end, and I didn’t even get to come inside Rainbow Dash.’ Was the last thought you had before fading into unconsciousness.

>You woke up in a different bed, cleaner and pinker.
>Pinker?
>How strange, maybe the afterlife was more abstract than those Christian fuckers made it out to be.
>You also noticed two other things, your could smell everything.
>Like, everything, the smell of the sheets, the smell of horses, which was much more pleasant than it used to be, the walls also had a sweet scent, like strawberries or candy.
>You also notice every little noise, most notably the sound of hooves walking towards the bed you’re laying on.
>“Hiya sweetie, did you sleep well?” Twilight’s voice filled the room.
>You now noticed a third thing.
>You weren’t dead.
”Sweetie? I thought you...” You trail off, your voice is like that of a little girl!
>You slowly begin to connect some of the dots, shuffling out of your sheets and looking down at yourself.
>All of it suddenly made sense, your perfect bod had been mutated! Forced into the body of a little filly!
”What the fuc-” You begin, before a commanding voice interrupts you.
>“Now, we don’t swear in this house, young filly.” Twilight scolds
”Why?” You ask, demanding answers.
>“Oh Nonny, it’s so cute when you get angry! I’m so glad I turned you into my little filly, I’m sure we’ll have lots of fun together!” The purple horse said, you honestly thought she’d gone crazy, but you knew better, Twilight has never lost her cool completely around you before, and even in this situation, you know she was probably miles off being totally broken by your antics, “But because this must be a big shock to you, I suppose ‘Mommy’ will have tell you exactly what she did.” She continued, moving towards the doors.
>She picks you up in her magic, levitating you across the room.
”I can walk, bitch.” You say, not happy with the situation at all.
>Twilight turns sharply.
>“I thought I just told you, swearing will not be tolerated coming from the mouth of my own adoptive daughter, next time, I’m afraid I’ll have to punish you!” She says, glaring at you sternly, “However, if you think you can walk, then I’m happy to let you try~” She finishes, placing you on your hooves.
>You wobble for a bit, not used to the sudden change in weight distribution.
>After you gain your balance, you try to take a step, both your right legs raise and step forward awkwardly.
>You promptly collapse as you lose balance.
>Twilight just giggles, looking at you lying helplessly on the floor.
>“Aww, good girl for trying! We can learn how to walk in a little bit, right now Mommy wants to tell you about what happened to you!” Twilight says, her patronizing tone mocking you before she picks you up in her magic and continues to walk into the dining hall.