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- > "Anon, believe it or not...I've been through the same thing."
- > What the fuck is she talking about?
- "What the fuck are you talking about?
- > She averts her eyes.
- >"Someone...forced themselves on me when I was just a filly..."
- > She shifts in her spot.
- >"It happened a few months after I got my cutiemark. As if that wasn't bad enough, I found out I was pregnant."
- > She lets out a strangled sigh.
- >"I panicked. I didn't know what to do. My parents didn't know. Only Maud knew what happened."
- > Tears are running down her face, now.
- >"I had to get rid of him. Afterwards...I-I felt so empty a-and guilty. What happened to me was bad, but it wasn't the baby's fault."
- "Why are you telling me this?"
- >"Because, I don't want you to make the same mistake. "
- > It really hadn't dawned on you what to do with this kid.
- > The back door suddenly opens and everyone starts pouring in.
- > "Hey everypony! So glad you could make it!"
- > Any evidence that Pinkie had been upset had disappeared.
- > " Hey, Pinkie!"
- > Rainbow Dash tosses her gift in the general direction of the rest of them.
- >"Let's get it started! "
- >"And the bass keeps runnin', runnin'"
- "Will you guys stay out of my CD collection!?"
- > Vinyl Scratch had just finished setting up.
- >"Did someone say 'bass'?"
- > Oh, no.
- ---
- > You and Rarity go to your house after the party.
- > You have a hard time finding places for all the gifts you've gotten, and you still have a few to open.
- > Six, precisely.
- > The girls told him to wait until he got home to open them.
- >"Anon, go ahead and open mine now."
- > You fiddle around until you find the dainty white one.
- > It's suspiciously shaped like a wine bottle.
- >"Open it, Darling."
- > You tear the wrapping paper off.
- > It is a wine bottle.
- > Even if you wanted to drink it, wine doesn't go well with cupcakes, and you ate a fuckton of them at the party.
- "You realize I can't drink this, right?"
- >"Why not?"
- "I'm pregnant. "
- >"So?"
- "Baby plus alcohol equals birth defects. I ain't givin' birth to a tard."
- >"You're keeping it!?"
- > You shrug.
- "I want to see how it comes out. I can always leave it in a dumpster if it's too weird."
- > She half-heartedly chuckles.
- > "An abortion would be much cleaner."
- "...I'd rather not have a vacuum shoved up my snatch."
- > "As opposed to having your lady parts ripped to shreds?"
- > You feel a pang of fear as you recall seeing your mother give birth to you on video.
- > That shit looked like it hurt.
- >"I don't see what the big deal is. I've had four."
- > Ho-ly shit!"Really?"
- > "Oh, yes. But don't go telling anyone."
- "Who?"
- > She gets this smile on her face.
- >"Promise not to tell?"
- "Of course."
- > Not.
- >"Well, the first one was Hoity Toity's. He always was the one to creep around, but having his baby would be too much of a scandal."
- > You vaguely remember Discord's comment about Sapphire Shores.
- >"Then there was Prince Blueblood. That was a good night. He's not one for anal play, though. Then there was Big Mac; If he wasn't a mud pony, I probably would have kept it, but I have a reputation to uphold. "
- > She pauses.
- "Well? Who was the last one?"
- > She giggles gleefully.
- >"Shining Armor. "
- "...You're kidding."
- >"Not even close. I wanted to keep that one, but I'd rather not be exiled."
- "Shiiiiiet!"
- >"I know, right? He was quite the hard shell to crack. Poor thing wanted to stay faithful so badly, but no one can resist Rarity!"
- > You knew for a fact you wouldn't be tapping that when you got your normal body back.
- >"Well, since your going to keep it, I shouldn't let a good bottle go to waste."
- > She grabs the bottle and heads for the door.
- > "Just remember, your choosing between your money maker and your money taker."
- > Then she's gone.
- > You think.
- >How WOULD you pay for a kid?
- > The girls might help.
- > You decide to deal with that issue later and pick up Pinkie's giant box.
- > hue
- > Shits loaded with glitter.
- > You pull the the ribbon and open the box.
- > More glitter shoots out.
- > This is going to be hell to clean up.
- > You look inside the box.
- > It's a surprisingly glitter-free green stroller.
- > There are buttons on the back.
- > You and your destructive streak can't help but push them all.
- > You smile.
- > All of them are instrumentals: Smile Smile Smile, Winter Wrap Up, At the Gala and some other song you don't know.
- > You pick up the note on the seat.
- >'Hope you like it, Nonny! It had it especially made for you! P.S, when the baby is born, you'll know what that last song is for! Sugar and icing, Pinkie '
- > Great. The first thing your kid will hear is Pinkie singing.
- > You begin to fold the stroller when you notice a small black box.
- > You pick it up and cautiously open it.
- > It's a tiny blue muffin.
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