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- >You are Anon
- >Technology has made huge leaps
- >Facebook is somehow still around
- >As are software ponies
- >Hell, there are even facebook ponies
- >They keep changing every few months, though, much to the chagrin of their users
- >Also, they're pretty fucking annoying with their constant poking
- >Software ponies appeared a bunch of years ago in a series of freak accidents
- >Corporations swiftly decided to try and replicate them
- >And succeeded
- >They're now jewing the hell out of ponies at every chance
- >Software ponies - and AIs in general - are slowly getting rights, though there are all sorts of moral grey zones
- >You don't give two fucks though
- >You just thought it'd be neat to have a Skype Pony
- >A quick download had solved that.
- >And now an enthusiastic blue mare with green eyes, and the skype logo on her flaank was pacing through your flat, constantly talking on a surprisingly old-fasioned headset
- >You find that kind of fucking adorable
- >Speaking of adorable
- >Her voice was kind of really hard to pin down, but you figured it's best described as some weird hybrid of cute and boner-inducing
- >And she'd quite casually informed you that if you weren't satisfied, she was of course yours to customize
- >Then she'd resumed her call, mumbling an excuse to the person - or maybe pony - she was talking to
- >You couldn't find anything you wanted to change about her
- >Yet
- >You were always indecisive, wanting to have everything
- >Right now, you want her both vanilla and with a single ring in her ear and a choker around her neck
- >Your little soldier lets his agreement be known
- >Skype of course chooses that moment to walk past you - still chatting
- >She looks at your rod, then at your face
- >And grins
- >Talking all the while, never missing a beat
- >You can vaguely hear a female voice responding in her headset
- >It just seems to be smalltalk, though
- >No female conspiracy to conquer earth.
- >Skype places her front hooves on the couch and moves her head closer to your crotch
- >Then waits briefly 'till the other person is talking
- >She quickly grabs your zipper with her mouth and pulls it down, responding to her call buddy with an absent-minded 'Mhm...mhm' as your member flops out
- >Yeah, you go commando, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
- >You're about to take the hint, but obviously you're not quick enough for her
- >Once again employing her teeth, she pops the button keeping your pants on
- >"Interesting. But what do you do if the enemy has more than one pyro with brains enough to spycheck? Your team of snipers and spies would get devastated. Yes, I know it's awesome to be able to OHKO, but is it worth having a TEAM of glass cannons? SMG/l'etranger doesn't exactly stand up well to a heavy..."
- >She continues like that, all the while hopping onto the couch and turning her backside to you, giving a meaningful nudge of her head
- >You're not exactly sure where she wants i-
- >Hold on, are you considering fucking a pony?
- >Okay, to be honest with yourself, you're wayyy past considering
- >You make a set of gestures that are supposed to represent vaginal sex, then give her a quizzical look
- >She considers for a moment, then shakes her head
- >Also, you're not entirely sure how it happened, but Skype and her friend are now talking about...what sounds like assorted historical figures of importance and interest
- >Huh
- >A smirk plays across your lips
- >You've got a plan to either shut her up (as a prank, of course, you do enjoy her voice), or at least make stuff a bit awkward
- >It'd certainly be something to talk about
- >You bring a hand closer to her flank, feeling the slight heat from it
- >You decide to gently circle her as with a finger
- >She instinctively clenches a bit
- >Looks like she's preparing her anus
- >You decide to indulge your morbid sense of childlike curiosity and pull a bit on her tail
- >She lets out a barely audible gasp, though it sounds more pained than anything else
- >She quickly recovers, though, and gives you the 'ha ha, fuck you, funny guy' eyeroll over her shoulder
- >You decide to play nice, and gently lift her tail, using a finger to rub the area where the tail and the body connects
- >You forget what it's called, but you're reasonably sure it's sensitive
- >As you rub the area, Skype bites her lip, going quiet for a few seconds
- >To her, it must be like an eternity
- >You notice her body shaking a bit
- >"Hm? Oh, no, nothing, just saw a wasp enter the room, and I didn't wanna startle it so it decided to sting me. Now, what were you saying about the illuminati?"
- >Illuminati..what?
- >Who the fuck's she talking to?
- >Ah, nevermind that
- >You trail your finger around her rectum again
- >You look at your cock
- >It's now diamonds
- >It's throbbing so hard that it physically hurts
- >Oh fucking goddamnit, you want to tease her, but you also wanna rape her brains out
- >No...no...slow and steady wins the race
- >You gently insert a finger into her, exploring around
- >Most of all, you notice she's tight as fuck
- >Hell, your finger feels like it's being squeezed so hard it could quite literally become diamonds
- >As you move your finger around, you notice that Skype's voice is becoming quite shaky
- >More so when you slowly withdraw, and then reinsert it
- >"N-No, I'm..I'm okay, there's just a draft, and I don't know where exactly it's coming from"
- >Seems like she's a terrible liar
- >At least under duress
- >But her partner seems to accept the explanation
- >Well, we can't have that, can we~
- >On your next insert, you put in two fingers
- >She lets out a moan that sounds like it came from deep within
- >"Ah, no, see, it wasn't a draft, but a malfunctioning thermostat. Problem is, I'm not a clever pony into working with tech. Yes, I know I *am* tech."
- >A malfunctioning thermostat
- >Really
- >Heh, well, at least she's not gonna lie to you
- >Or if she is, it'll be obvious
- >That's oddly reassuring
- >Okay, back to the matter at hand
- >Heh, 'at hand'
- >Geddit, 'cause 'hand' and 'finger'
- >Okay, yeah, you're about as funny as Larry the Cable guy or Jeff Dunham
- >Whatever, your dick is aching
- >You withdraw your fingers
- >Then lead your joystick to her ass
- >You rub it around the entrance, drawing more lip-biting gasps from Skype
- >"Hm? OH, oh, just walking down some stairs and accidentally skipped a step and landed all weird. Four legs will do that to you, ya know? But yeah, I think batman could beat Luke Skywalker, given enough prep time. Well, see.."
- >Still chattering
- >Kind of admirable
- >Time to bring out the big gun
- >You bring your head to her awaiting orifice
- >You gently tease it in, struggling because, although you were never very long down there, you had girth that just could not be ignored
- >It's a bit like trying to fit a beer can into the skin of a sausage
- >So even though you wanted nothing more than to ram it in with the force of a thousand suns, that would end...badly
- >Besides, Skype seems to be enjoying herself
- >"A-ahh....Oh, what, no, just got open a tricky pickle jar. Do you *know* how satisfying that is? More satisfying than watching Southland Tales, although eating flaming roadkill is more satisfying than watching Southland Tales; hey, speaking of shit movies, have you seen The Room? It's fucking hilarious!"
- >You just shake your head and ease your member deeper into her
- >It's a bit more elastic than you'd expected, but still damn tight
- >Tu gusta
- >You reach the point where your shaft is entirely inside her
- >And you slowly withdraw
- >She manages to get away with some minor trembling in her voice
- >What was it Alice Cooper sang?
- >Oh, right
- >No more Mr. Nice guy
- >You gradually speed up your thrusting, all the while contemplating making 'choo choo' noises
- >Here comes the rape train
- >"Wh-what?.....N-no- okay, yes...yes, that's exactly it"
- >Skype sounds like you imagine a dog caught shitting on the floor would, but you can also hear a note of satisfaction
- >And if you hadn't noticed that, her grinning over her shoulder would've given it away
- >She flips one of her headset's receivers off of her ear, and you can hear 'bow-chicka bow-wow' from it
- >Whaddafuck
- >No matter
- >You pick up even more speed
- >Gottagofast
- >You don't so much fall or slip over the metaphorical edge as fling yourself over it
- >You explode inside her with the force of the Tsar Bomba
- >Your shotgun fires several blasts of hot semen buckshot into her
- >She lets out something that's a cross between a gasp, a moan and that sound cats make when mating
- >Her anal muscles clench around your dick, squeezing it like a tube of toothpaste
- >After a while, her muscles relax and let your dick go
- >Said dick feels completely empty, but in a really good way
- >And *now* you hear Skype hanging up
- >You decide to take the chance to ask a few questions, snuggling up to her
- "So, who was that?"
- >"Well, started out as someone who called the wrong number, and then we kind of got to talking, so I added her. Says her name's Pandora, and she's an AI as well, actually. Seems pretty chill."
- "Right. Cool. So what was that whole thing about?"
- >"Heh, I figured I could multitask, and spice it up. Ya know the feeling of fucking of public? Yeah, that."
- "You're a kinky little thing, ya know that?"
- >"Yep!"
- Pandora belongs to Bouncer.
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