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- <h2>The folly of lamb</h2>
- <p>I like turtles. They taste lovely with <strong>tartar sauce</strong>. If you've never had the
- opportunity to dine on these <em>delicious creatures</em>, I'd recommend adding them to your <strong>
- shopping list</strong>.</p>
- <p>If you'd like to be frugal about it, then locate your local public stream. Make sure you bring
- a sizable net! If you happen to see one that looks like it could <em>ruin your day</em> very easily...
- well, as I always say: <q>Count your fingers before you leave, because you may be missing some at the
- end of the day!</q></p>
- <h3>What you should bring:</h3>
- <ul>
- <li>A large net</li>
- <li>Boots</li>
- <li>A Bucket</li>
- <li>Gauze</li>
- </ul>
- <h3>Vote!:</h3>
- <button>Turtle</button> <button>Lamb</button>
- <h3>Comparison:</h3>
- <table>
- <tr>
- <th>Meat</th>
- <th>Taste</th>
- <th>Cost</th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Turtle</td>
- <td>Excellent</td>
- <td>Does anyone actually sell this?</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Chicken</td>
- <td>Chicken</td>
- <td>I'm not keeping track</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Lamb</td>
- <td>Terrible</td>
- <td>Too much if you're resorting to turtle catching</td>
- </tr>
- </table>
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