Frodo Mckinlee

Bakon was extremely depressed one day, walking through the snowy mountains of OldCP with Future Penguin running with their dicks all around, flapping, slowly.. flap flap flap. The noise was such a nuisance to him, it reminded him of how he never got to ask out Mckinlee before she left OldCP. As bakon strolled around, he heard noise, and looked behind him and spotted Mckinlee giving hugs to the users, and telling them goodbye. Frodo got so disappointed, he considered jumping off the snowy mountain, maybe the blizzard would hide his body, but no. Frodo took out his gun, shot every one of Mckinlees friends, including Sadie, Bri, and Cheep. Frodo ran up to Mckinlee, removed her sweater, took a wee on it, handed it back to her, and said "I hope you aren't cold, because baby you make me hot". Frodo then opened his heart and recited this poem to Mckinlee "Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna make love to you, ur my boo boo." Mckinlee was filled with joy, that she started singing "oh yeah mr krabs" but with the lyrics of Frodo growing balls to ask her out instead, but then she said "Your balls are too big now.." and shot both of them off, but that didn't end their relationship, as they dated for many years later..

 -6 YEARS LATER-

Mckinlee & Frodo were already married, and drunkaholics. Frodo couldn't find himself a job, and was struggling to keep his act together. He lost all his front teeth, and bruised both of his eyes. Mckinlee had to go to extreme lengths to keep bringing money in the house, she had fake hair, and had a never healed broken arm. The worst season for the couple was yet to come, winter was coming.. Those ancient words were repeated through their whole life, and now it was finally here, Frodo & Mckinlee had no house, therefore as the blizzard hit their town, they groped & held each other so hard hoping their love would keep them together, enough warmth for both of them.. The next morning, Frodos penis was found stuck to a pole, and was taken extremely to the hospital, but he did not survive the impact. Mckinlee stood by him through thick & thin but couldn't stick by him when his penis was stuck to the poll. Fin.