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  1. [18:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> [>weddnig hype]
  2. [18:37] == VesuvianMatches_ [webchat@84-50-125-128-dsl.kjj.estpak.ee] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  3. [18:37] <Golden_Plushie> [#hypemachine]
  4. [18:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d100 for hype train
  5. [18:37] <GameServ> 25 == 25
  6. [18:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> 25/20
  7. [18:37] * VesuvianMatches_ emerges from the bush, a small wodden dolly and a bottle of Mystery liquid on her back
  8. [18:37] <Bob> [>Shitrolling outside of #fourcannon]
  9. [18:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> [sorry]
  10. [18:38] <Lazuli_Lapis> [never again]
  11. [18:38] <Lazuli_Lapis> [outside of #fourcannon]
  12. [18:38] <Lazuli_Lapis> [huhuuhuh]
  13. [18:38] == Moon_Chaser [webchat@24-177-245-142.dhcp.nwtn.ct.charter.com] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  14. [18:38] <Golden_Plushie> [bob]
  15. [18:38] <Golden_Plushie> [Be in the woods please.... help me]
  16. [18:38] * Lazuli_Lapis awkwardly lurks around the wedding spot, just to be safe*
  17. [18:38] * Moon_Chaser trots in, a Golden_Plushie on her back.
  18. [18:38] == Boris_ [~kvirc@c-75-74-74-86.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  19. [18:38] <Golden_Plushie> [i'm still a plushie riding moons back]
  20. [18:38] <Chinook> (Hey moon, you can use /join to open a new channel)
  21. [18:38] <Bob> [Golden plz, plushies are noncanon]
  22. [18:38] == Horny_Plushie has changed nick to Horny_Plushie_Dead
  23. [18:39] <Golden_Plushie> [ITS CANNON IN THE INN]
  24. [18:39] <VesuvianMatches_> [wah, no cannon?]
  25. [18:39] * Moon_Chaser ohs! as she spies Able_Tome. "Yoo hoo! Good sir! Hallo!" she says, trotting Able_Tome's way.
  26. [18:39] <Lazuli_Lapis> [>cannon]
  27. [18:39] <Golden_Plushie> [Help me :3]
  28. [18:39] * Golden_Plushie is still a plushie no matter what bob says
  29. [18:39] * Lazuli_Lapis lies down, resting her head in her arms. "Anyone know how much longer until we start?
  30. [18:39] <Bob> [>Spelling it cannon instead of canon]
  31. [18:40] <Lazuli_Lapis> [THE FUCKING LAST QUOTATION ALWAYS MISSING]
  32. [18:40] * VesuvianMatches_ hovers over to Able Tome, carrying the dolly and Able on her back. "Mornin' Able, is this where the ceremony will be done?"
  33. [18:40] <Lazuli_Lapis> [*""""""""""""""""]
  34. [18:40] == Mary_ONette[scars] [webchat@c-75-69-215-212.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  35. [18:40] <VesuvianMatches_> [da fuq i just write?]
  36. [18:40] <Golden_Plushie> !roll 1d20 to transform back into a pony
  37. [18:40] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  38. [18:40] == Detective_Hardboil [webchat@cpe-66-27-73-189.san.res.rr.com] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  39. [18:40] * Golden_Plushie is still a plushie
  40. [18:40] <Golden_Plushie> !roll 1d20 to transform back into a pony
  41. [18:40] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  42. [18:40] == Quick_Plushie has changed nick to Quick_Plushie_Dead
  43. [18:40] * Lazuli_Lapis yawns and curls up, falling asleep in the open feild*
  44. [18:41] * Golden_Plushie turns back into a full grown stallion on moons back collapsing her
  45. [18:41] <Golden_Plushie> "WAUGH"
  46. [18:41] == Golden_Plushie has changed nick to GoldenTouch
  47. [18:41] * Mary_ONette[scars] arrives trotting in
  48. [18:41] <Bob> [Golden I swer on me mum m8]
  49. [18:41] == GreenHoofPlushie has changed nick to GreenHoof
  50. [18:41] * Moon_Chaser smiles at Golden_Plushie winningly. "Well, looks like you may just be my little man forever then. Won't that be graAAAAND!" she ends with a yell, Golden suddenly appearing on her back.
  51. [18:41] <Detective_Hardboil> "Golden, stop starting estrus early!" he says, approaching the clearing
  52. [18:41] * Moon_Chaser shouts, "OFF!"
  53. [18:41] <GoldenTouch> "I'M SORRY!"
  54. [18:41] * GoldenTouch rolls off quick
  55. [18:42] == Chinook [webchat@host-2-99-244-89.as13285.net] has left #fourcannon-woods []
  56. [18:42] * GoldenTouch extends a hoof to moon "THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!!!! I'm so sorry for crushing you!!"
  57. [18:42] == Horny_Plushie_Dead has changed nick to Honey_Rose
  58. [18:42] <Moon_Chaser> !roll d20 to look calm.
  59. [18:42] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  60. [18:42] <GreenHoof> (HOW MUCH LONGER TILL WEDDING STARTS?)
  61. [18:42] * VesuvianMatches_ snorts, and smiles to Omega. "Atleast you wont start changing so quickly, eh?"
  62. [18:42] == Booze_Hound [webchat@ip70-171-231-166.tc.ph.cox.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  63. [18:42] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to be woken up by yelling
  64. [18:42] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  65. [18:42] <Boris_> [20 MINUTOS]
  66. [18:42] <GoldenTouch> >you aint calm
  67. [18:42] * Moon_Chaser looks apsolutely livid!
  68. [18:42] == Quick_Plushie_Dead has changed nick to Quicksilver
  69. [18:43] == Fluorine_Plushie has changed nick to Cherenkov_Light
  70. [18:43] * VesuvianMatches_ takes a squill from her bottle
  71. [18:43] * Booze_Hound finds a seat
  72. [18:43] * GoldenTouch is scared and backs up and mutters "Please forgive me....."
  73. [18:43] <Detective_Hardboil> [do we have a gm for this thing?]
  74. [18:43] * Lazuli_Lapis wakes up noticing the benches and everything set up.
  75. [18:43] * Moon_Chaser glares at GoldenTouch, "I'm sure you did that on purpouse somehow!"
  76. [18:43] * VesuvianMatches_ finds a seat next to Booze, Omega on her neck
  77. [18:43] * GoldenTouch looks around "HOW"
  78. [18:44] == Anon [Mibbit@ip68-228-170-186.ok.ok.cox.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  79. [18:44] <Booze_Hound> "hey you two"
  80. [18:44] * Lazuli_Lapis walks over and finds a seat, being sure that it's away from Booze.
  81. [18:44] * Moon_Chaser humphs! and trots over to another part of the clearing, muttering "Unicorn magic! It's always trouble!"
  82. [18:44] * VesuvianMatches_ nods to Booze. "Mornin' bartender. Wan' a drink?"
  83. [18:44] * GoldenTouch hangs his head in forgivness and heads over to the clearing and pulls out his flute
  84. [18:44] * Booze_Hound pulls out flask "I'm covered, thanks"
  85. [18:45] <GoldenTouch> *Echo comes running into the clearing Echo:YOU FORGOT ME!!!"
  86. [18:45] * Lazuli_Lapis turns to them. "Can I have a drink?"
  87. [18:45] == Moon_Chaser has changed nick to Moon_Chaser_afk
  88. [18:45] * VesuvianMatches_ nods, and takes a squill from her bottle. "Best to be prepared. So, have you seen the weddin' singer?"
  89. [18:45] <Anon> [I am now going to lurk-mc-lurk lurk this thread. Congrats Bob]
  90. [18:45] == Chinook [webchat@host-2-99-244-89.as13285.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  91. [18:45] <Bob> [D'aww, thanks Anon]
  92. [18:46] <Anon> [You know, they say after the first kiss it all falls down from there.]
  93. [18:46] * Lazuli_Lapis sighs and lies down on the bench, deciding to sleep until it's Bobo's wedding time.
  94. [18:46] * VesuvianMatches_ reaches her bottle to Lazuli. "Have a go, sugar.. The best drink from the Golden' inn"
  95. [18:46] * Lazuli_Lapis looks up. "Oh, thanks."
  96. [18:46] * GoldenTouch thinks he hears his name and looks up
  97. [18:47] <Bob> [Anon plz... We've done more than kiss...]
  98. [18:47] * Lazuli_Lapis awkwardly holds the bottle, still not exactly sure how hooves work, taking a long sip*
  99. [18:47] == GreenSleeves|AFK has changed nick to GreenSleeves
  100. [18:47] * Booze_Hound moves away from lapis
  101. [18:47] * GoldenTouch shrugs and sits down and plays a little song on his flute
  102. [18:47] * GoldenTouch plays the lost woods theme
  103. [18:47] * Mary_ONette[scars] towards her puppets except Virus who stayed behind "You all be good children. head for the trees you'll get a better view."
  104. [18:47] * Chinook stands away from the gathering crowd and looks around
  105. [18:47] * Lazuli_Lapis hands it back to Vesuvian quickly, before she's able to drop it.
  106. [18:47] == Starlight [webchat@cpe-70-124-31-244.rgv.res.rr.com] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  107. [18:48] * Lazuli_Lapis notices Booze out of the corner of her eye, awkwardly waving. "H-Hi Booze..!"
  108. [18:48] * GreenHoof goes and sits in a seat waiting for it to start
  109. [18:48] * Starlight comes in carrying food.
  110. [18:48] * GoldenTouch continues playing the lost woods song
  111. [18:48] * Cherenkov_Light enters the clearning for the wedding
  112. [18:48] <Detective_Hardboil> "I wonder who's going to be the priest... They have those in this world."
  113. [18:48] * VesuvianMatches_ takes her drink with a happy smile. "Hope you like'd it, Lapis. I sure did."
  114. [18:48] * GreenSleeves walks into the woods, ready for the ceremony.
  115. [18:48] * Chinook mumbles "Better not rain...."
  116. [18:48] <Cherenkov_Light> "I think Sleeves is doing it, detective."
  117. [18:49] <Booze_Hound> "hi lapis"
  118. [18:49] <GreenHoof> [Sleeves is the priest]
  119. [18:49] <GreenSleeves> "What? Yes! I'll be taking that role tonight."
  120. [18:49] * Lazuli_Lapis smiles softly, nodding. "It's nice, thanks."
  121. [18:49] <VesuvianMatches_> !roll d20 to snag Omega before she hears Mary's orders
  122. [18:49] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  123. [18:49] * GoldenTouch waves to star
  124. [18:49] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20+-5 to get a little buzzed from the alcohol
  125. [18:49] <GameServ> (13) + -5 == 8
  126. [18:49] * Detective_Hardboil smiles at Cherenkov "Really? I didn't know he knew how to oversee a wedding ceremony."
  127. [18:50] * Lazuli_Lapis 's stomach isn't THAT weak, she thinks to herself.
  128. [18:50] == GreenSleeves has changed nick to FatherGreenSleeves
  129. [18:50] <Mary_ONette[scars]> *Omega stays with Vesu*
  130. [18:50] * Cherenkov_Light smiles back, "Well, maybe he can do yours and Liven's next."
  131. [18:50] == Lucyne_plushie has changed nick to Lucyne
  132. [18:50] <Detective_Hardboil> [>father]
  133. [18:50] <Detective_Hardboil> [>not reverend]
  134. [18:50] <VesuvianMatches_> [Thanks mary]
  135. [18:50] <GreenHoof> [We're Catholic now, Hardboil. Hue.]
  136. [18:50] <Lazuli_Lapis> [I did not have sexual relations with that underaged horse.]
  137. [18:50] == Starlight_ [webchat@cpe-70-124-31-244.rgv.res.rr.com] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  138. [18:50] * FatherGreenSleeves chuckles. "Neither does anyone else here, to the best of my knowledge."
  139. [18:51] * GoldenTouch continues his flute playing with the song of healing
  140. [18:51] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  141. [18:51] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  142. [18:51] <Detective_Hardboil> "You're one to talk. Feather might as well be your wi- er, husband already."
  143. [18:51] <FatherGreenSleeves> (I was goingto make it Padre, but changed my mind)
  144. [18:51] <GoldenTouch> *Everyone is met with a terrible fate*
  145. [18:51] == Starlight [webchat@cpe-70-124-31-244.rgv.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds]
  146. [18:51] * Chinook covers his ears and trots away from Golden
  147. [18:51] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20+2 to get a bit buzzed due to Golden's bad vibes
  148. [18:51] <GameServ> (5) + 2 == 7
  149. [18:51] * VesuvianMatches_ sees Omega wanting to leap, but at the last moment decides to stay on her shoulder. She smiles, more happy than she should, at the wooden dolly on her."
  150. [18:52] <Cherenkov_Light> [....damn it i am full and sobre again. can't drink any more for now.]
  151. [18:52] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to get good vibes
  152. [18:52] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  153. [18:52] <Detective_Hardboil> [terribly sorry, old bean]
  154. [18:52] * VesuvianMatches_ grabs Omega. "Thank you for staying, Girly girl~"
  155. [18:52] * GoldenTouch plays the song right and everyone feels good
  156. [18:53] <Detective_Hardboil> "Anyway, Cher. Feather's coming to this thing, right?"
  157. [18:53] * Lazuli_Lapis feels goodman*
  158. [18:53] <VesuvianMatches_> [red- red- whine?]
  159. [18:53] * Detective_Hardboil looks around "Or is he already here?"
  160. [18:53] <GoldenTouch> [Red wedding time]
  161. [18:53] == Shining_Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  162. [18:53] == Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  163. [18:53] <VesuvianMatches_> [and i misspelled wine, as expected....]
  164. [18:53] == Shining_Bob has changed nick to Bob
  165. [18:54] <Lazuli_Lapis> [boggle]
  166. [18:54] * GoldenTouch has crossbow arches waiting in the trees just like a red wedding~
  167. [18:54] * Lazuli_Lapis looks around. "So... is there gonna be a cake?
  168. [18:54] <Anon> [Thats how a red wedding went...huh]
  169. [18:54] <Lazuli_Lapis> [FUFCKIN QUOTATION MARK]
  170. [18:54] <GoldenTouch> [and alot of stabbing]
  171. [18:54] <Anon> [Brb researching on red weddings]
  172. [18:54] <GoldenTouch> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnxvUuSzbMI
  173. [18:55] * Mary_ONette[scars] silently waiting
  174. [18:55] == Rain_Drop [webchat@mo-76-2-161-40.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  175. [18:55] <Cherenkov_Light> [ http://youtu.be/GfI7W6bmReQ]
  176. [18:55] <Lazuli_Lapis> [beerb]
  177. [18:55] <Cherenkov_Light> [ http://youtu.be/GfI7W6bmReQ ]
  178. [18:55] <Lazuli_Lapis> [false alarm]
  179. [18:55] <Lazuli_Lapis> [will there be cake though?]
  180. [18:55] * Rain_Drop runs into the woods a basket of strawberries at her side "Oh man...oh man...im going to be late...."
  181. [18:56] <Cherenkov_Light> [there will alwaysbe cake]
  182. [18:56] * Cherenkov_Light sees Rain and waves
  183. [18:56] <Lazuli_Lapis> [what kind of cake?]
  184. [18:56] <Anon> [>Thinking there will not be cake
  185. [18:56] <Anon> [Do you even birthday bro?]
  186. [18:56] <Cherenkov_Light> [starlight made it]
  187. [18:56] <Lazuli_Lapis> [n-no]
  188. [18:56] <Lazuli_Lapis> [sobs]
  189. [18:56] <Anon> [It's okay
  190. [18:56] == Moon_Chaser_afk has changed nick to Moon_Chaser
  191. [18:56] * Rain_Drop spots the minty Chere and heads over to him in a hurry
  192. [18:56] <Booze_Hound> ]
  193. [18:56] * Lazuli_Lapis mumbles to herself. "Hope it's red velvet.."
  194. [18:56] <Rain_Drop> "Please tell im not late!"
  195. [18:57] <Mary_ONette[scars]> "right on time."
  196. [18:57] * Lucyne rushes after Rain
  197. [18:57] <Detective_Hardboil> "Right on time, Rain."
  198. [18:57] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Actually, you're three minutes early."
  199. [18:57] <VesuvianMatches_> [wat am i listenin' ?]
  200. [18:57] * Cherenkov_Light shakes his white hair. "Nope, just on time."
  201. [18:57] * Rain_Drop is panting a bit but get her breath back
  202. [18:57] <Lucyne> "We aren't late! Being too early is impolite too!"
  203. [18:57] * Moon_Chaser claps her hooves together excitedly.
  204. [18:57] * Quicksilver rushes in
  205. [18:57] * GoldenTouch waves to star
  206. [18:57] <Chinook> "Well, the gang's turned up"
  207. [18:57] <Rain_Drop> "Oh thank goodness...."
  208. [18:58] <Mary_ONette[scars]> "um where do the bridesmaids go?"
  209. [18:58] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Where's the lovely wedded couple?"
  210. [18:58] * Starlight_ is awkwardly standing by the punch bowl. She sees Golden and trots over to him. "Hi~"
  211. [18:58] * Rain_Drop puts down her basket of strawberries "So...where do presents go?"
  212. [18:58] == Starlight_ has changed nick to Starlight
  213. [18:58] <Chinook> "Good question"
  214. [18:58] <GoldenTouch> "You excited~"
  215. [18:58] == Honey_Rose [~webchat@108-78-17-243.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 206 seconds]
  216. [18:59] * Cherenkov_Light thinks. "I think at the inn afterwards at the party."
  217. [18:59] <Rain_Drop> "Hell yeah im excited!"
  218. [18:59] <Starlight> "Yep. Are the archers ready?"
  219. [18:59] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Archers?"
  220. [18:59] * GoldenTouch laughs "Of course~"
  221. [18:59] <Lucyne> You come to the beautifully decorated clearing. Flowers of all colors richly decorate the lively verdant grove. Guests come in all shapes, sizes and colors, all united in one goal: To celebrate this day of happiness.
  222. [18:59] <Lazuli_Lapis> "W-Wait, what do we need archers for?"
  223. [18:59] * Chinook puts a hoof to his head "Oh for the love of...."
  224. [19:00] <Anon> [Wow, fuck that. Red weddings suck.
  225. [19:00] * GoldenTouch and star are joking
  226. [19:00] * Rain_Drop nods her head "Presents at the inn got it!"
  227. [19:00] * GoldenTouch shuts up and listens to lucy
  228. [19:00] * Detective_Hardboil sees the ponies gather, even seeing some anons he'd never met arrive, as if most of the town was eagar to see this event
  229. [19:00] * Lucyne is NPC while GMing
  230. [19:00] * GoldenTouch listens to the sound of nature
  231. [19:00] * Chinook trots over to Hardboil and does a quick nod
  232. [19:00] <Lucyne> Lively chatter and the late singing of birds fill the air with notes of calm and excitement both.
  233. [19:01] == SunShower [~Xennith@c-67-189-33-229.hsd1.or.comcast.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  234. [19:01] * Detective_Hardboil nods back to Chinook
  235. [19:01] * Lazuli_Lapis disreguards the archers thing and yawns, looking around for the groom and bride, wherever they are.
  236. [19:01] * GoldenTouch kisses star "Go take a seat, i should go"
  237. [19:01] * Cherenkov_Light becomes subGM if needed
  238. [19:01] * Al_Dente laughs loudly in the woods, waving over at the others. "Dont think this party is complete without us!" Boris holding Al by the shoulder as they both make their way towards the event.
  239. [19:01] == Honey_Rose [~webchat@108-78-17-243.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  240. [19:01] * Quicksilver looks around for Honey, hoping she made it on time
  241. [19:01] <Boris_> "Hey hey!"
  242. [19:01] * Starlight kisses Golden back. She takes a seat.
  243. [19:01] <Lucyne> All of fourcannon seems to be here during this rich, golden Dusk.
  244. [19:01] * GoldenTouch trots over to hard and chinook
  245. [19:01] * Rain_Drop waves at Chinook
  246. [19:01] * VesuvianMatches_ happily joins Al and Boris, forming the drunk trinity
  247. [19:02] * GoldenTouch puts a hoof on their backs "You guys ready"
  248. [19:02] * Chinook quickly waves back to Rain
  249. [19:02] * Boris_ leads Al and Matches to their seats
  250. [19:02] * Al_Dente tries to stop laughing, his sides aching as he wipes tears from his eyes. "We early?"
  251. [19:02] * VesuvianMatches_ waves her bottle. "So, what are we drinkin' today, mates?"
  252. [19:02] == Nova_Flux [~Hivemind@adsl-70-238-126-111.dsl.elpstx.sbcglobal.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  253. [19:02] * Detective_Hardboil gets something out of his saddlebag, it glitters faintly in his hooves
  254. [19:02] * Rain_Drop whispers joking to Boris "Commie pig..."
  255. [19:02] * Cherenkov_Light points out to GM that Kai is NPC bellringer
  256. [19:02] <Nova_Flux> [lurking, IC out of town]
  257. [19:02] * Booze_Hound joins drunk trinity
  258. [19:02] * Honey_Rose looks around for Quicksilver, feeling a bit late
  259. [19:02] <Rain_Drop> *jokingly*
  260. [19:02] * GoldenTouch looks at that what hardboil has
  261. [19:02] <Chinook> "I...guess?"
  262. [19:02] <Boris_> "Matches, soon"
  263. [19:02] <Boris_> [™]
  264. [19:02] * Rain_Drop waves at Honey to her and Quick
  265. [19:02] <Al_Dente> "WE DRINK NOW!"
  266. [19:03] * Moon_Chaser moves slowly back near the treeline, slipping into the shadows once she's felt she's unnoticed.
  267. [19:03] <Boris_> [Al pls]
  268. [19:03] * Al_Dente tries to snatch Matches bottle, playfully grabbing at it.
  269. [19:03] <GoldenTouch> [moon, ready the crossbow~ long live the king]
  270. [19:03] * Detective_Hardboil seems to be concealing his possession for now, looking around for the arrival of someone in particular
  271. [19:03] * Rain_Drop points Quick in Honey's direction
  272. [19:03] * Able_Tome hastly arrives to the scene with Hidden and Sun "Hopefully... not to late..."
  273. [19:03] == Shining_Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  274. [19:03] <Lucyne> The soft golden light illuminates the grove in a serene glow, as if reflecting the emotions of the participants.
  275. [19:03] * Quicksilver spots Rose and runs over, grabing her in a Quick hug before nuzzing her and standing by her side
  276. [19:04] <Detective_Hardboil> [not too late at all]
  277. [19:04] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Barely too late... can't have started yet."
  278. [19:04] == Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  279. [19:04] == Shining_Bob has changed nick to Bob
  280. [19:04] <Al_Dente> "This place is beautiful man, why haven't I been here before?"
  281. [19:04] <Rain_Drop> "Hurry up you two and grab aseat!"
  282. [19:04] * Starlight whispers into her hoof. "The keyword is Macadamia"
  283. [19:04] == Swift_Justice [webchat@pool-173-61-72-36.nycmny.fios.verizon.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  284. [19:04] * Al_Dente looks around the woods, wiping his eyes as he stops laughing.
  285. [19:04] * Able_Tome glances around and looks back at Hidden and Sun "Just in time."
  286. [19:04] * Cherenkov_Light shuffles about, waiting for the wedding to begin and looks around for Feather.
  287. [19:04] <Boris_> "It is quite beautiful"
  288. [19:04] * Honey_Rose nuzzles Quick back, smiling awkwardly "Sleep well?"
  289. [19:04] * Able_Tome sighs "Always in the hurry..."
  290. [19:04] * Lazuli_Lapis continues looking around, admiring the beautiful, almost otherworldly scenery.
  291. [19:04] * SunShower follows Able, nodding quietly.
  292. [19:04] * FatherGreenSleeves sits quietly, waiting for the days events to commence.
  293. [19:04] * Hidden_Glimmer also follows him "We never get a break...2
  294. [19:04] * Chinook looks at the floor and does a quiet sigh
  295. [19:05] * GreenHoof continues to sit in the audience quietly
  296. [19:05] * Al_Dente leans back in his seat and yawns. "This is going to be one hella wedding."
  297. [19:05] * SunShower looks around, trying to find a good place to get comfortable.
  298. [19:05] * Quicksilver grins and twines her tail with the pink mare's own "best in a while"
  299. [19:05] <Lucyne> Excited faces, friendly faces, well known faces. So many are here, united in the llight of a beautiful day.
  300. [19:05] * Able_Tome looks at the seats trying to find three emtpy places "Hmm...and pretty pac-...oh! Right there..."
  301. [19:05] * VesuvianMatches_ takes last drinks with Al and Boris, and breaks off to take her....seat?"
  302. [19:05] <Nova_Flux> [nova is here ethreally]
  303. [19:05] * Rain_Drop bites her lip in excitement waiting on the bride and groom
  304. [19:05] * Al_Dente messes with Matches mane, laughing. "Soon."
  305. [19:05] <GoldenTouch> [So is liven]
  306. [19:05] * Cherenkov_Light looks at Able and is still very minty
  307. [19:05] <Al_Dente> "Right Boris?"
  308. [19:05] <Bob> [And Aoyin and Ruby]
  309. [19:05] <Boris_> [Matches pls, I brought you to your seat]
  310. [19:05] <Anon> [And dont forget Anon!]
  311. [19:05] * Detective_Hardboil whispers to GoldenTouch "Should we already be up there where GreenSleeves is?"
  312. [19:05] <Bob> [Also Lucy fantastic job so far!]
  313. [19:06] <Cherenkov_Light> [and Feather. maybe. unless he is in his cave again]
  314. [19:06] * Able_Tome motions to three, still unoccupied chair in the middle. "See anything better, ladies?"
  315. [19:06] * VesuvianMatches_ kicks off Al's hoof laughing . "hey, watch it. Omega might come loose!"
  316. [19:06] * Able_Tome looks back at the small group, smiling.
  317. [19:06] <Boris_> "Right"
  318. [19:06] <Lucyne> (DATA X-SPONGED)
  319. [19:06] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for shutting up
  320. [19:06] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  321. [19:06] * Hidden_Glimmer shakes her head and sits down on the right chair
  322. [19:06] * GoldenTouch whispers back "I think so" *pokes chinook and signals to follow him and hardboil*
  323. [19:06] * SunShower points at a place near the edge of the clearing, or whatever this place is, by a nice looking tree, "Actually, Able, I was thinking I'll, like... just sort of sit over here."
  324. [19:06] <Lazuli_Lapis> [based shutthefuckup]
  325. [19:06] * Al_Dente shuts up and actually is serious, taking a seat and looking formal. Proper too.
  326. [19:06] * SunShower leans kinda close to him to whisper, "I don't like big crowds like this."
  327. [19:06] * Chinook whispers "Alright, alright. Kinda new to this"
  328. [19:06] * Detective_Hardboil walks up to where the best men are supposed to stand
  329. [19:06] * Able_Tome shrugs "As you wish..."
  330. [19:07] <Lucyne> Excitement plays in the air like an invisible spark, flowing through the group as they await the vents to come.
  331. [19:07] * Boris_ sits up, at attention
  332. [19:07] * Hidden_Glimmer rolls her eyes and gets back up, following able and sun
  333. [19:07] * GoldenTouch walks with hardboil
  334. [19:07] * FatherGreenSleeves moves to the head of the croud, prepared to marry today's lucky couple.
  335. [19:07] * VesuvianMatches_ takes her seat, the puppet on her shoulder purring.
  336. [19:07] == Nova_Flux has changed nick to Nova_Flux|BF3
  337. [19:07] * Chinook follows Golden and takes position
  338. [19:07] * Al_Dente rubs his hooves together and whispers to the other two. "What a lucky stallion Bob is."
  339. [19:07] * Honey_Rose blinks slowly, still tired from the little sleep she got "That's great" She nuzzles Quick again and twists her pink tail with the silver one, leaning against the blue mare tiredly
  340. [19:07] * Able_Tome sits down next to Sun and Hidden
  341. [19:07] * Boris_ nods
  342. [19:07] * Able_Tome yawns "
  343. [19:08] * Lazuli_Lapis casually smiles, excited to see the wedded couple, looking around at the well-dressed ponies around her.
  344. [19:08] <Anon> [So, I dont mean to intrude on the place. But where exactly is Hearth?]
  345. [19:08] == Shining_Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  346. [19:08] * Hidden_Glimmer yawns too as a reflex "God damnit..."
  347. [19:08] <Rain_Drop> [no idea!]
  348. [19:08] <GoldenTouch> [inb4 she left him at the alter]
  349. [19:08] <Boris_> [Somewhere™]
  350. [19:08] <Able_Tome> "Hopefully good doctor won't passout like he did in the clinic there, eh?"
  351. [19:08] == Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  352. [19:08] <Lazuli_Lapis> [That's a good question]
  353. [19:08] == Shining_Bob has changed nick to Bob
  354. [19:08] <Anon> [WAIT A minute
  355. [19:08] <Lazuli_Lapis> [inb4 flubber]
  356. [19:08] <Boris_> [>flubber]
  357. [19:08] <Hearth> [Being nervous a FUCK, that's where]
  358. [19:08] <Anon> [You started this with not knowing where the fuck she is?
  359. [19:08] * Al_Dente starts to clap loudly as he stands, looking toward the entrance.
  360. [19:08] <Anon> [Oh, there she is
  361. [19:08] <Lucyne> The excitement is almost tangible, waiting for the bride and groom to be seen.
  362. [19:08] <Al_Dente> "The man of honor right there!"
  363. [19:09] <Booze_Hound> [>inb4 someone gets cold feet]
  364. [19:09] * SunShower sits down next to the tree, leaning against it, watching the various ponies, most of whom she doesn't recognize.
  365. [19:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> [>inb4 vomit]
  366. [19:09] <Anon> [This woulda been the biggest fuck up since hitler if Hearth didnt show up.
  367. [19:09] * VesuvianMatches_ starts a clap
  368. [19:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> [nyeheheh]
  369. [19:09] <GreenHoof> [lel]
  370. [19:09] <Al_Dente> [[ #hitlerdidnothingwrong ]]
  371. [19:09] <Al_Dente> [[ #supporttraytray ]]
  372. [19:09] * Moon_Chaser continues to watch from the shadows of the forest.
  373. [19:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> [#flubber]
  374. [19:09] <Al_Dente> [[ #bremudarektangle ]]
  375. [19:09] <GreenHoof> [It's true. hitler really did do nothing wrong.]
  376. [19:09] <Anon> [I laughed harder at that then I should've
  377. [19:09] <Detective_Hardboil> [#cantflimflamthezimzam]
  378. [19:10] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for flawless wedding
  379. [19:10] <GameServ> 67 == 67
  380. [19:10] * Able_Tome looks at Hid "Heh, contagious even here..."
  381. [19:10] <Lazuli_Lapis> [internal hueing intensifies]
  382. [19:10] * Rain_Drop trots in place nervouse and excited watching the crowd grow even more
  383. [19:10] <Anon> [Anyways, continue on your wedding.
  384. [19:10] <VesuvianMatches_> [this what happens, when drunks start to clap.....]
  385. [19:10] <Starlight> [Who's gonna say I object?]
  386. [19:10] <Boris_> [#can'tcornerthedorner]
  387. [19:10] <Lucyne> The crowd hushes as a stallion approaches from behind the group.
  388. [19:10] <Detective_Hardboil> [#cantsimmerthezimmer]
  389. [19:10] <Lazuli_Lapis> [#can'tmongerthedonger]
  390. [19:10] * Al_Dente is the lone stallion clapping.
  391. [19:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>No music)
  392. [19:10] <Boris_> [>Music]
  393. [19:10] * Able_Tome scratches his mane, glanging over the crowd
  394. [19:10] * Chinook straightens himself
  395. [19:10] <Lucyne> Head held high, Bob is seen in his full suit, face beaming with unquestionable joy.
  396. [19:10] * FatherGreenSleeves stands up straight as the procession begins.
  397. [19:10] <Boris_> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZha_LHVS8]
  398. [19:10] * Detective_Hardboil stands up straight, the cloth object still in his hooves
  399. [19:10] * Bob is certainly beaming with unquestionable joy
  400. [19:11] <Hidden_Glimmer> (hue)
  401. [19:11] <Honey_Rose> [inb4 bob just got laid]
  402. [19:11] * GoldenTouch smiles as he sees his bob come
  403. [19:11] <Al_Dente> "Looking sharp Bob! I hope the rest of wedding goes as so."
  404. [19:11] * Al_Dente claps at Bob
  405. [19:11] * Rain_Drop grins at Bob giving him a wink as he walks up
  406. [19:11] <VesuvianMatches_> [sooo, wrong song, Boris]
  407. [19:11] <Boris_> [Al pls]
  408. [19:11] * Cherenkov_Light smiles at Bob.
  409. [19:11] * Detective_Hardboil grins seeing his friend
  410. [19:11] * Hidden_Glimmer smiles at bob for once
  411. [19:11] <Boris_> [>Wrong song]
  412. [19:11] * Chinook can't contain his grin
  413. [19:11] * Lazuli_Lapis watches with excitement and hype.
  414. [19:11] <Boris_> [Nah]
  415. [19:11] <GreenHoof> [I we're all supposed to STFU now]
  416. [19:11] <GreenHoof> think*
  417. [19:11] <Detective_Hardboil> [yus. silencccce]
  418. [19:11] * Al_Dente stops clapping and just watches Bob.
  419. [19:11] <Rain_Drop> [wait...whose doing the ceremony?]
  420. [19:12] <Detective_Hardboil> [Sleeves]
  421. [19:12] <GreenHoof> [greensleeves]
  422. [19:12] * Bob walks down the aisle, wearing flattened ears, a bitchin' suit and a big grin
  423. [19:12] <Lazuli_Lapis> [Green]
  424. [19:12] <FatherGreenSleeves> (me)
  425. [19:12] <GoldenTouch> [no one]
  426. [19:12] <Rain_Drop> [oh okay being quit now]
  427. [19:12] <Rain_Drop> *quite*
  428. [19:12] <Lazuli_Lapis> [hurhur]
  429. [19:12] <Al_Dente> "Cause every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man!"
  430. [19:12] <Lucyne> Silent wishes of luck and praise usher from the crowd to the good doctor.
  431. [19:12] <Boris_> [lern2spell]
  432. [19:12] <Cherenkov_Light> [quiet, dear]
  433. [19:12] * Al_Dente cant reist and hoof pumps himself.
  434. [19:12] <VesuvianMatches_> [dewdedew]
  435. [19:12] <Boris_> [GOD DAMN IT AL]
  436. [19:12] * Able_Tome smirks
  437. [19:12] <Lazuli_Lapis> [*SILENT WISHES*]
  438. [19:12] <Anon> [Rofl, we are the worst guests ever.]
  439. [19:12] <VesuvianMatches_> [the song haunts us...]
  440. [19:12] * Boris_ puts his hoof over Al's mouth
  441. [19:12] <Lazuli_Lapis> [*coughs at Dente aggressively*]
  442. [19:13] * Al_Dente just stands quietly with a smirk glued to his face.
  443. [19:13] * Bob reaches the altar, head held high
  444. [19:13] <Boris_> [I swer t ogod al ill rek u]
  445. [19:13] <Able_Tome> [lel]
  446. [19:13] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for poker face
  447. [19:13] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  448. [19:13] * Al_Dente keeps a straight face ob
  449. [19:13] * Al_Dente on*
  450. [19:13] <VesuvianMatches_> !roll d20 to not start thinking about "sharp dressed men"
  451. [19:13] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  452. [19:13] <Lucyne> Looking back, silence grips the crowd tighter as a stunningly beautiful fiery mare in a wonderful, light green and white dress approaches the altar with an ever so soft smile.
  453. [19:13] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Suddenly, uber giga timberwolf, roll init...)
  454. [19:14] == FeatherDuster [FeatherDus@cpe-70-124-84-230.austin.res.rr.com] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  455. [19:14] * Detective_Hardboil pokes Bob's side "early wedding gift." he whispers, before draping a gold-feligree saddle-cloth over Bob's back
  456. [19:14] <VesuvianMatches_> [me gets the feels]
  457. [19:14] * Cherenkov_Light is standing next to Rain and Lucyne.
  458. [19:14] * Detective_Hardboil looks at Hearth with amazement
  459. [19:14] * GoldenTouch pulls out his flute and starts playing the traditional "Here comes the bride"
  460. [19:14] * Bob melts on the inside as he sees Hearth for the first time in her dress
  461. [19:14] <Bob> [>Melts]
  462. [19:14] * Able_Tome whispers to Hidden "He he, potential for some fun with... telekinesis?"
  463. [19:14] * GreenHoof can't help but smile upon seeing Hearth
  464. [19:14] * Rain_Drop squees silenlty seeing Hearth appear giving her a small wave
  465. [19:14] <Al_Dente> "OhhhhHHhhhh look at that dress!"
  466. [19:14] * Chinook widens his eyes at Hearth
  467. [19:14] <FatherGreenSleeves> (Bob is at the front with me now, right)
  468. [19:14] * Al_Dente motions towards the bride.
  469. [19:14] <Anon> [Hearth, say something darn it]
  470. [19:14] <Boris_> [That's it, I mad]
  471. [19:14] <Nova_Flux|BF3> [>rusko mad]
  472. [19:15] <Rain_Drop> [someone hit him in the ribs!]
  473. [19:15] * Boris_ kicks Al
  474. [19:15] * Hidden_Glimmer pokes Able in the side "Sush it! It's bobs and hearths special day!"
  475. [19:15] * Able_Tome snickers at the thought, but immediately relaxes, straightening his face "So many opportunities."
  476. [19:15] * Al_Dente is kicked and coughs, shutting up and just clapping softly.
  477. [19:15] <Rain_Drop> [thanks commie pig]
  478. [19:15] <Honey_Rose> [brb]
  479. [19:15] * Hearth slowly makes her way to the altar, all anxiety melting away as she sees the stallion in the dapper suit at the altar.
  480. [19:15] * Bob is stunned by the Detective's gift as well
  481. [19:15] <Lucyne> Accompanied by the soft music, the two come together near the altar, soft whispering quelling within the crowd.
  482. [19:15] * GoldenTouch continues playing as hearth makes her way down
  483. [19:15] * Detective_Hardboil nods at Bob, winking at him before directing his attention back to Hearth Fire
  484. [19:15] * Able_Tome nods and returns the whisper "Right right... sheesh..."
  485. [19:15] * Bob can't stop looking at Hearth, his breaths starting to become steadier
  486. [19:16] * FatherGreenSleeves smiles at the approaching couple.
  487. [19:16] * GoldenTouch finishes the song~
  488. [19:16] <Boris_> [inb4 swarm of insects break in like in Wreck it Ralph]
  489. [19:16] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for slow clap
  490. [19:16] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  491. [19:16] * Al_Dente starts to clap slowly
  492. [19:16] <Lazuli_Lapis> [inb4 break-it bob]
  493. [19:16] <Anon> [You people are evil]
  494. [19:16] * Detective_Hardboil silently wonders what "father" Sleeves will say
  495. [19:16] * VesuvianMatches_ joins the slow clap
  496. [19:16] <Boris_> [Anon pls]
  497. [19:16] * Hearth 's smile widens as she reaches the altar, holding Bob's gaze as she gladly returns the stare.
  498. [19:17] * Lazuli_Lapis also hops onto the slow clap train.
  499. [19:17] <Bob> [I'm both feeling joyful feels and hurting sides over here]
  500. [19:17] <Lazuli_Lapis> [u got dis break-it bobble]
  501. [19:17] * Cherenkov_Light sees Feather and waves him to come over silently.
  502. [19:17] * Rain_Drop stomps her hooves in happiness for the couple
  503. [19:17] * FatherGreenSleeves whispers to the couple standing in front of him. "Remember, I promised this'd be one to remember."
  504. [19:17] * FeatherDuster quietly as possible, sneaks over to where Cheren is.
  505. [19:18] * FatherGreenSleeves clears his throat.
  506. [19:18] * Chinook composes himself
  507. [19:18] * Al_Dente whispers to the others about the dress Hearth is wearing.
  508. [19:18] * Bob gulps, nodding to Green with excitement
  509. [19:18] * Detective_Hardboil listens
  510. [19:18] * GoldenTouch is composed
  511. [19:18] * Able_Tome whispers to Hidden again "Though I did take the liberty and taken several vials of you know what..."
  512. [19:18] * Able_Tome stops whispering
  513. [19:18] * FatherGreenSleeves speaks up adressing the crowd.
  514. [19:18] <Lucyne> All attention is turned to the Father and the couple.
  515. [19:18] * Hearth lightly nods, holding Bob's gaze for a few more moments before turning to GreenSleeves.
  516. [19:18] <Al_Dente> [[ 2 mins to 420 ]]
  517. [19:18] <FatherGreenSleeves> “I promise that the sermon won't be too long. I'm sure you all want to get to partying and celebrating."
  518. [19:18] <FatherGreenSleeves> "Not to mention that I'm not exactly ordained under any region, so I'm appealing to a higher power with this one.....”
  519. [19:18] * FatherGreenSleeves trails off a bit.
  520. [19:19] * Hidden_Glimmer silences a giggle and whispers back "Oh come on now, sush it already."
  521. [19:19] * Al_Dente whisles at FatherGreen, clapping loudly
  522. [19:19] * Bob chuckles, shaking ever so slightly
  523. [19:19] <FatherGreenSleeves> "Anyway...."
  524. [19:19] * Rain_Drop watches in glee
  525. [19:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> [>clapping with hooves]
  526. [19:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> [>clopping]
  527. [19:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> [lets all clop for the married couple]
  528. [19:19] <Al_Dente> [[ Lapis pls ]]
  529. [19:19] <FatherGreenSleeves> "I was gonna start this speech with the statement 'Mares and Gentlecolts,' but after a bit of internal deliberation I decided against it. Fact of the matter is that we aren't true ponies. We may have the bodies of our equine affiliates now, but our minds are still distinctly human. That is what makes us different, that is what makes us unique."
  530. [19:19] <Starlight> [>The crowd starts clopping]
  531. [19:19] <Anon> [Shush damn it, let it happen]
  532. [19:19] <VesuvianMatches_> [thats just wrong...]
  533. [19:20] <Boris_> [GOD DAMN IT STOP]
  534. [19:20] <FatherGreenSleeves> "As such, with all the glory I can muster for this homage to what we've left behind, I say....”
  535. [19:20] <Al_Dente> [[ we need reasons or forever hold your peices ]]
  536. [19:20] <FatherGreenSleeves> “Ladies and Gentlemen! We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of two ponies into one live, a shared existence of sorts. Two bodies, One soul. After today they will stand together, unified, be it by powers legal, holy, arcane, or otherwise.”
  537. [19:20] * Al_Dente does a wolf whistle
  538. [19:20] * Able_Tome smiles at the words approvingly and nods
  539. [19:20] * Detective_Hardboil smiles
  540. [19:20] * Boris_ punches Al in the gut. Hard.
  541. [19:20] * Chinook barely contains a cheesy grin
  542. [19:20] <FatherGreenSleeves> “Unity is, however, a tough topic of discussion for us of Four Cannon, isn't it? While Bob and Hearth Fire stand here together, who will Four Cannon stand with as a whole?"
  543. [19:21] * Mary_ONette[scars] silently smiles
  544. [19:21] * Al_Dente cough and holds his gut, elbowing Boris and shutting up.
  545. [19:21] * GoldenTouch smiles
  546. [19:21] <FatherGreenSleeves> "We can't stand in unity with those we remember from back home, our 'forceful exile' made sure that there is more than just distance between us now. We can't stand in Unity with Equestria, there exists a difference in both land and manner of thought that keeps that from ever coming to fruition.”
  547. [19:21] * Boris_ whispers 'Don't test me Al'
  548. [19:21] * Lazuli_Lapis smiles cheesily as well.
  549. [19:21] <FatherGreenSleeves> “So who DO we stand with in unity, Four Cannon?"
  550. [19:21] * Detective_Hardboil waits for the answer
  551. [19:21] * Al_Dente just smiles and sits up in his seat.
  552. [19:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> ['ur mom']
  553. [19:21] * Rain_Drop watches
  554. [19:21] <FatherGreenSleeves> "Our friends Hearth Fire and Bob have figured that one out already. We stand with ourselves, Four Cannon. We stand with each other! We gather here to join two ponies, but I hope that in doing so we can unify a whole town. We're all in this together, and it is by the power of this unity that I have to power to say this....”
  555. [19:22] * Detective_Hardboil nods
  556. [19:22] * Rain_Drop is hyped and waiting
  557. [19:22] * FatherGreenSleeves turns to Bob, smiling.
  558. [19:22] <FatherGreenSleeves> “Bob, do you take this mare to be your wedded wife? Do you promise to love, cherish, protect, and keep her so long as you live?”
  559. [19:22] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for starting a hype train
  560. [19:22] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  561. [19:22] <Lucyne> The tension coalescens almost tangible in the crowd.
  562. [19:22] * Lazuli_Lapis gushes with excitement.
  563. [19:22] * Al_Dente cant help but clap and smile at the exciting festivities.
  564. [19:22] * Chinook gulps
  565. [19:22] * Bob has a little bit of liquid pride in his eyes "Eeyup!"
  566. [19:23] * Boris_ is at the edge of his seat
  567. [19:23] * VesuvianMatches_ is exited, grabbing Omega in a tight hug
  568. [19:23] * GoldenTouch fights to hold back tears of joy
  569. [19:23] * Mary_ONette[scars] is trying to contain her feels
  570. [19:23] * Detective_Hardboil supresses a cheerful chuckle
  571. [19:23] * FatherGreenSleeves chuckles at the answer, having expected 'I do'
  572. [19:23] <Lazuli_Lapis> [excited wheezing intensifies]
  573. [19:23] * Rain_Drop just cant stop grinning like an idiot
  574. [19:23] * FatherGreenSleeves turns to Hearth Fire, still smiling.
  575. [19:23] <FatherGreenSleeves> “Hearth Fire, do you take this stallion to be your wedded husband? Do you promise to love, cherish, protect, and keep him so long as you live?”
  576. [19:23] * Al_Dente starts to tear up. "Its....Its sooo beautiful."
  577. [19:23] * Quicksilver cuddles against Honey, Daww'ing at the scene
  578. [19:24] * Hearth smiles back as she nods her head ever so slightly, starting to tear up a little before mustering the words "Yes...yes, I do."
  579. [19:24] <Lucyne> The words rush over the crowd like a wave, heart and soul illuminated with blissful joy and happiness.
  580. [19:24] * Honey_Rose also D'aww's externally
  581. [19:24] * FatherGreenSleeves smiles even larger.
  582. [19:24] * Chinook has a full grin going
  583. [19:24] * Al_Dente holds his breath.
  584. [19:24] <FatherGreenSleeves> “And, as I understand it you two have some vows of your own to present to each other, yes?"
  585. [19:25] * Lazuli_Lapis gushes, letting out a tiny squeal of joy.
  586. [19:25] * Bob nods
  587. [19:25] * Mary_ONette[scars] is happily in tears at the scene
  588. [19:25] * Rain_Drop lets out a small cheer throwing her her hooves up before becoming silent again
  589. [19:25] * Hidden_Glimmer just chuckles quietly to herself
  590. [19:25] * Able_Tome looks back at Sun and nods to her before turning his snout back
  591. [19:25] <FatherGreenSleeves> "Well, lets let Hearth go first this time."
  592. [19:25] * Boris_ tears up
  593. [19:25] * Booze_Hound sniffles and tears up "i'm no good at weddings"
  594. [19:25] * Detective_Hardboil clenches his jaw shut, wanting the vows to go perfectly
  595. [19:25] * FeatherDuster watches the scene in amazement.
  596. [19:25] * Honey_Rose nuzzles Quicksilver, smiling happilly
  597. [19:25] * FatherGreenSleeves turns to Hearth fire, waiting and smiling.
  598. [19:26] * Hearth nods to GreenSleeves before turning to Bob, a warm smile on her face, trying to hold back her tears until after she speaks, "Bob, I stand before you today as a friend, a lover, and, very soon, your wife. I vow to share my mind with you, telling you any secrets, worries, or thoughts I may have. I vow to share my body with you, doing all I can to protect us and our family from harm and embracing you as a reminder of our love. I vow to share my heart with you,..."
  599. [19:26] * VesuvianMatches_ smiles, a rare, innocent look of happiness on her fce
  600. [19:26] * Cherenkov_Light leans in closes to Feather
  601. [19:27] <Lucyne> [cut off at of o-]
  602. [19:27] <Hearth> Tears start to roll down her face as she contines to speak
  603. [19:27] * Al_Dente cant help but tear up, wiping his eyes.
  604. [19:27] * Chinook sniffles a bit
  605. [19:27] * Boris_ nuzzles Al
  606. [19:27] * Starlight is wearing a world-class poker face.
  607. [19:27] <Hearth> "...of our love. I vow to share my heart with you, loving you as much as a mare could. And lastly, I vow to stand by your side always, enjoying the sunny days that are sure to come and weathering the storms that may fall before us. I'd be lying if I said that I knew all the future holds, but I know one thing for sure, and that is my future is with you, forever and always. I love you, Bob."
  608. [19:28] * Lazuli_Lapis smiles, liquid pride-ing it up.
  609. [19:28] * Detective_Hardboil can't stop the liquid pride
  610. [19:28] * GoldenTouch cannot help the liquid pride leaking from his eyes
  611. [19:28] * FatherGreenSleeves nods at the beautiful words.
  612. [19:28] * Rain_Drop takes a deep breathe wrapping a arm around Chere and Lucy and hugging them both tight in happiness!
  613. [19:28] * Able_Tome puts his hoof around Hidden, glancing at her with approval
  614. [19:28] <FatherGreenSleeves> (Pride mind)
  615. [19:28] * VesuvianMatches_ pretends not to notice Boris/Al snugglin, to not start laughing out loud
  616. [19:28] * Chinook just lets the liquid pride flow with a trembling lip
  617. [19:28] * FeatherDuster blushes at the words spoken.
  618. [19:28] * Starlight 's voice echos in Al's head. "Gaaaaaaaay~"
  619. [19:28] * Hidden_Glimmer leans herself on able, tearing a bit
  620. [19:28] * FatherGreenSleeves turns to Bob. "Now yours, Bobby?"
  621. [19:28] * SunShower leans against the tree, watching quietly.
  622. [19:29] <Cherenkov_Light> me is pulled away from Feather
  623. [19:29] * Cherenkov_Light is pulled away from Feather
  624. [19:29] <Bob> "Hearth Fire... Ever since that night we first danced, I knew you were the one. I always knew you were beautiful on the outside from the day we first met... So imagine my surprise when I learned you were just as gorgeous on the inside too... Hearth Fire, I vow to share my heart, soul, well, everything with you! I couldn't imagine anyone else I'd rather spend the rest of my life with. I love you Hearth Fire, and with you by my
  625. [19:29] * Mary_ONette[scars] trying to wipe her tears
  626. [19:29] <Bob> embers of 4cannon!"
  627. [19:29] == Aoyin [~IceChat77@d199-74-153-97.nap.wideopenwest.com] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  628. [19:29] <Boris_> [Dose cutoffs]
  629. [19:29] * Al_Dente starts to shed tears of happiness. Looking at the two before the preist. "Its....Its so beautiful."
  630. [19:30] <Hearth> [>with you by my]
  631. [19:30] * FatherGreenSleeves sillently waits for a moment, for everyone's luquid pride to drain.
  632. [19:30] * Cherenkov_Light remains as stoic in public as usual
  633. [19:30] * Aoyin quietly takes a seat in the back, smiling
  634. [19:30] <Bob> *With you by my side I have full trust that we will make it- as a couple, a family, and as members of 4cannon!"
  635. [19:30] * Rain_Drop nudges Chere in the side to get him to loosen up watching the couple
  636. [19:30] * Hidden_Glimmer wishes away some of her tears, smiling for the cute couple
  637. [19:31] * Detective_Hardboil takes a deep breath to calm himself
  638. [19:31] <Lazuli_Lapis> [is it time to clop to them yet]
  639. [19:31] == Tracker [webchat@md32636d0.tmodns.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  640. [19:31] <GreenHoof> [no]
  641. [19:31] <FatherGreenSleeves> "Now, hear that there is some kind of ring to be presented?"
  642. [19:31] * Cherenkov_Light turns to Rain and smiles before turning back
  643. [19:31] * Bob managed to choke that out, trying to maintain his composure after hearing Hearth's vows
  644. [19:31] * Hearth smiles widely, touched by Bob's words as more tears of joy make their way down her face and falling softly to the ground
  645. [19:31] <GoldenTouch> *Echo silently makes his way through the crowd smiling as hard as he can, looking dapper in his monocle as he walks down and gives bob the ring*
  646. [19:31] * FatherGreenSleeves looks out into the audience, waiting for the ringbearer.
  647. [19:31] <Lazuli_Lapis> [>ringbearer]
  648. [19:31] * Chinook wipes away his tears and turns stoic again
  649. [19:32] <Al_Dente> [[ i hope we didnt forget the ring ]]
  650. [19:32] <Lazuli_Lapis> [BEAR FORCE ONE GO]
  651. [19:32] * Detective_Hardboil nods in approval to Golden
  652. [19:32] * Cherenkov_Light walks past Feather out into the aisle and apporaches the couple.
  653. [19:32] * Bob smiles, liquid pride still in his eyes as he laughs and takes the ring from Echo
  654. [19:32] <Detective_Hardboil> echo*
  655. [19:32] * GoldenTouch wipes a tear away looking at echo
  656. [19:32] * Cherenkov_Light retcons that last statement
  657. [19:32] <FatherGreenSleeves> "Well Bob, Ring 'er!"
  658. [19:32] * Cherenkov_Light forgets that we agreed upon Echo in discussion.
  659. [19:32] <GoldenTouch> *Echo goes over to the groomsman*
  660. [19:33] * Cherenkov_Light is a bad subGM
  661. [19:33] * Bob takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself as he places the ring on Hearth's hoof
  662. [19:33] * Tracker watches from a distance
  663. [19:33] <GoldenTouch> [shhhh no tears~ only bear~]
  664. [19:33] * Mary_ONette[scars] smiles at Echo "good boy"
  665. [19:33] * FatherGreenSleeves looks into the audience and makes eye contact with GreenHoof.
  666. [19:33] * GreenHoof stands up and walks out of the audience, then pushes a wooden box up to GreenSleeves, and takes his place at Sleeves' right side.
  667. [19:34] * Hearth continues to smile at Bob, extending a hoof and accepting the ring.
  668. [19:34] * FatherGreenSleeves clears his throat.
  669. [19:34] <FatherGreenSleeves> “Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for!”
  670. [19:34] * FatherGreenSleeves opens the box, revealing what looks like a flask and four bottles of wine.
  671. [19:34] <Honey_Rose> [SUDDENLY ELVIS]
  672. [19:34] <Al_Dente> [[ honey pls ]]
  673. [19:34] <GoldenTouch> [TROLLS EVERYWHERE]
  674. [19:34] <FatherGreenSleeves> “BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY BOOZE ALMIGHTY....”
  675. [19:34] * FatherGreenSleeves grabs the flask and lifts it high above his head.
  676. [19:34] <Honey_Rose> [...]
  677. [19:34] * Chinook widens his eyes
  678. [19:34] * Tracker lips coil into a smile
  679. [19:34] * Aoyin sniggers softly
  680. [19:34] * GreenHoof grabs one of the bottles of wine and smashes it on the ground between the four of them.
  681. [19:34] <FatherGreenSleeves> “I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU...”
  682. [19:35] * Detective_Hardboil quirks a brow
  683. [19:35] <Cherenkov_Light> [booze almighty, bruce almighty. lel]
  684. [19:35] * Honey_Rose smirks
  685. [19:35] <Lazuli_Lapis> [wait we're jews now?]
  686. [19:35] * GreenHoof grabs the next bottle and smashes it in the same spot, splashing wine everywhere.
  687. [19:35] <FatherGreenSleeves> “HUSBAND....”
  688. [19:35] <Boris_> [Yes]
  689. [19:35] * GreenHoof smashes the third bottle between the four of them.
  690. [19:35] <FatherGreenSleeves> “AND WIFE!”
  691. [19:35] * Lazuli_Lapis opens mouth for delicious based wine.
  692. [19:35] * Mary_ONette[scars] wipes a tear
  693. [19:35] <Lucyne> And with those words, Kai rings the bell, it's ringing running through your bodies and souls, the sound traveling out into the world, a happy bringer of the evangelion of the day. A holy rider bearing the message of joy, of compassion, a thousand voices singing the message of Bob and Hearth, of Four Cannon, of love. A day to rejoice, a stand against the dark, blinding light enveloping
  694. [19:35] <Lucyne> us and those we love, on this day of joy.
  695. [19:35] * GreenHoof smashes the fourth and final bottle.
  696. [19:35] <FatherGreenSleeves> “YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE!”
  697. [19:35] * Bob wraps his front hooves around Hearth, tears of joy streaming from his closed eyes as he passionately kiss the bride
  698. [19:35] <Al_Dente> /me starts to clap his hooves loudly, cheering for the newly wedded couple. "HERE IS TO THE NEWLYWEDS!" Clapping loudly towards the new couple. "To a eternal life of happiness together! Give it too them!"
  699. [19:35] * FatherGreenSleeves drinks heartily from the flask as the pair kisses, then hands it to GreenHoof.
  700. [19:35] <Honey_Rose> [dente wtf]
  701. [19:35] <Al_Dente> [[ damn emote ]]
  702. [19:35] * Rain_Drop watches a little confused but cheers for Bob and Hearth "WHOOOOO!"
  703. [19:35] * Boris_ begins cheering
  704. [19:35] <Lazuli_Lapis> [dafuq]
  705. [19:35] * Chinook lets out a loud cheer
  706. [19:35] <Boris_> [Al pls lern2 text]
  707. [19:35] * Cherenkov_Light cheers along with Rain
  708. [19:35] * GreenHoof takes the flask and returns to his seat
  709. [19:35] * Honey_Rose cheers loudly
  710. [19:35] <GoldenTouch> "OOH PA!!!!!!
  711. [19:36] * Quicksilver cheers loudly
  712. [19:36] * FeatherDuster clops or claps
  713. [19:36] * Hidden_Glimmer cheers too
  714. [19:36] * Mary_ONette[scars] cheering tearfully
  715. [19:36] * Booze_Hound CHEERS
  716. [19:36] * Lucyne cheers and laughs
  717. [19:36] * Aoyin starts to clop his hooves together, cheeing for the couple
  718. [19:36] * Al_Dente wipes his eyes.
  719. [19:36] * Lazuli_Lapis clops loudly for the beautiful couple.
  720. [19:36] * Hearth giggles before gladly returning the kiss, matching Bob's passion and tears of joy still streaming from her eyes.
  721. [19:36] * Detective_Hardboil stamps his hooves on the ground in applause
  722. [19:36] * VesuvianMatches_ joins the clap, loudly cheering the couple forward
  723. [19:36] * Chinook joins in
  724. [19:36] * Able_Tome claps silently observing the scene with amusement
  725. [19:36] <Boris_> "URA!"
  726. [19:36] <Al_Dente> "Good things do happen!"
  727. [19:36] * SunShower claps her hooves.
  728. [19:36] <Lazuli_Lapis> [>claps silently]
  729. [19:36] <Lazuli_Lapis> [how the fuck do you do that]
  730. [19:36] * Tracker nods his head and leaves quitely.
  731. [19:36] <GoldenTouch> *Echo jumps off my back *Echo:THEY'RE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!"
  732. [19:36] * Moon_Chaser remains a silent, barely-visible figure in the forest's shadows.
  733. [19:36] <Mary_ONette[scars]> *the puppets in the trees clap as well*
  734. [19:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> (How do you put a ring on a hoof, Lazuli?)
  735. [19:37] <Rain_Drop> [bracelet]
  736. [19:37] <Al_Dente> [[ people pls ]]
  737. [19:37] <Al_Dente> [[ be happy ]]
  738. [19:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> [bracelet]
  739. [19:37] <GoldenTouch> [>totally not cannon]
  740. [19:37] == Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  741. [19:37] == Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #fourcannon-woods
  742. [19:37] * Al_Dente wheres the boquet!"
  743. [19:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Well, i heard ring...)
  744. [19:37] <Rain_Drop> [semantics]
  745. [19:37] * VesuvianMatches_ sees Omega joining the clapping as well in her lap
  746. [19:37] * FatherGreenSleeves chuckles at the entirety of the scene, hooves soaked with something that smells totally not like wine.
  747. [19:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> [rings are bracelets]
  748. [19:37] <Bob> ^
  749. [19:37] <Cherenkov_Light> [it's a large ring]
  750. [19:37] <Lucyne> The roar of cheer and happiness brings the very ground to shake, a thousand voices of happiness cheering the newly wed.
  751. [19:37] * Starlight cheers like a true Slowpoke.
  752. [19:38] * GreenHoof finally leaks some liquid pride, smiling and stomping his hooves for the newly weds
  753. [19:38] * Lazuli_Lapis cheers in joy, making an Earthquake. It's super effective.
  754. [19:38] * FatherGreenSleeves whispers to the newlyweds. "I hope that finale wasn't a little too over the top..."
  755. [19:38] <Al_Dente> "Alright Bob!"
  756. [19:38] * Rain_Drop giggles watching the everyone's happiness enjoying the atmoshpere before giving Lucy a kiss then going to back to cheering for the new couple
  757. [19:38] * FeatherDuster can't stop smiling, " Woooo! "
  758. [19:38] * Chinook puts a hoof around the two best stallions either side of him and ruffles their manes
  759. [19:38] * Cherenkov_Light kisses Feather while he's cheering.
  760. [19:38] * Bob breaks from the kiss, smiling "It was perfect, Sleeves."
  761. [19:39] * Lucyne is stunned for a minute before returning to the cheer
  762. [19:39] * GoldenTouch accepts chinooks ruffling and does the same
  763. [19:39] * Detective_Hardboil laughs joyously at Chin's action
  764. [19:39] <Honey_Rose> [>the loud noise provokes nearby trolls]
  765. [19:39] <Rain_Drop> "Time for the inn?"
  766. [19:39] <Detective_Hardboil> [>implying]
  767. [19:39] <Lucyne> [>not the local necromancer]
  768. [19:39] <GreenHoof> [honey pls hue]
  769. [19:39] <Lucyne> [Come on]
  770. [19:39] <Boris_> [Bees pour from all sides]
  771. [19:39] <Quicksilver> [topkek]
  772. [19:39] <GoldenTouch> [hue]
  773. [19:39] <Al_Dente> [ skeletal bees ]]
  774. [19:39] <Honey_Rose> [Troll necromancers Lucy]
  775. [19:39] <Aoyin> [BZZZZ]
  776. [19:39] <Honey_Rose> [Step it up]
  777. [19:39] <Rain_Drop> [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees]
  778. [19:39] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 for skeletal bee attack
  779. [19:39] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  780. [19:39] <VesuvianMatches_> "Wohoo, into the Inn then!"
  781. [19:39] <Lazuli_Lapis> [sorry]
  782. [19:39] <FatherGreenSleeves> "Well folks, thats all I signed up for! Afterparty is on someone elses hooves!"
  783. [19:39] <Bob> [My sides and feels]
  784. [19:39] * Hearth can't stop smiling as she stares at Bob "Couldn't have said it better myself, hun."
  785. [19:39] <Chinook> "INN DIVE!!!"
  786. [19:39] <Al_Dente> "DRINKS ON THE NEWLYWEDS AT THE INN!"
  787. [19:39] * FeatherDuster blushes, pressing into the kiss a bit longer.
  788. [19:40] <VesuvianMatches_> !roll d20 for random-ass slime attack
  789. [19:40] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  790. [19:40] <GoldenTouch> [*Crossbows fire from all the directions killing everyone in the wedding*]
  791. [19:40] * Rain_Drop heads over to hearth and picks her up!
  792. [19:40] <Lucyne> Rejoice! Now comes the alcohol!
  793. [19:40] == Tracker [webchat@md32636d0.tmodns.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  794. [19:40] * Honey_Rose cheers for alcohol
  795. [19:40] <Boris_> [>21 crossbow salute]
  796. [19:40] <Cherenkov_Light> Goto the inn everypony!
  797. [19:40] <Rain_Drop> "Come on Hearth we got a after party to go to!"
  798. [19:40] * FatherGreenSleeves walks over to Green Hoof, throwing up a Nazi Salute of Teamwork.
  799. [19:40] <Lazuli_Lapis> [Here comes the vomiting]
  800. [19:40] <VesuvianMatches_> [*to ressurect as neighromancers]
  801. [19:40] * Able_Tome grins "Now *thats* more like it!"
  802. [19:40] <Lazuli_Lapis> [God help you Booze]
  803. [19:40] <Booze_Hound> "to the inn"
  804. [19:40] <Al_Dente> [[ inb4 russian reception brawl ]]
  805. [19:40] * Lazuli_Lapis trots excitedly to the Inn]
  806. [19:40] * Lucyne helps Rain with Hearth
  807. [19:40] <Lazuli_Lapis> *.
  808. [19:40] <Able_Tome> [what Dente said]
  809. [19:40] <Boris_> [Is that a challenge?]
  810. [19:40] * GoldenTouch cheers and places a hoof on bobs back crying "Congratulations buddie"
  811. [19:40] * GreenHoof returns the Nazi salute
  812. [19:40] * Hearth is startled a bit as she is suddenedly lifted into the air "AH! Uh, okay!"
  813. [19:40] <Able_Tome> [indeed, Boris]
  814. [19:40] * Hidden_Glimmer whipes her tears away before yawning again
  815. [19:40] * Honey_Rose kisses Quicksilver on the cheek, grinning stupidly
  816. [19:40] * Aoyin stands up, waiting for the happy couple before heading off towards the inn
  817. [19:41] * Bob smiles to Hearth, picking her delicately up without harming her dress "To the Inn!"
  818. [19:41] * Al_Dente cheers loudly and grabs at Boris and Matches. "Time for DRINK!"
  819. [19:41] * FatherGreenSleeves laughs.
  820. [19:41] == Booze_Hound [webchat@ip70-171-231-166.tc.ph.cox.net] has left #fourcannon-woods []
  821. [19:41] * Cherenkov_Light releases the kiss and trots with Feather to the inn nuzzling him along the way.
  822. [19:41] * Boris_ stands up and extends a hoof to Al
  823. [19:41] * Rain_Drop trots to the inn carrying Hearth with help from Lucy cheering along the way "HAHA!"
  824. [19:41] <Boris_> "Shall we?"
  825. [19:41] * Quicksilver kisses and nuzzles Honey, helping the tired mare walk to the inn
  826. [19:41] * GreenHoof laughs too, still rather feelsy from the event
  827. [19:41] * SunShower sighs and looks around at the forest.
  828. [19:41] <Detective_Hardboil> "Let's go!"
  829. [19:41] * Mary_ONette[scars] is crying happily for the two "Congratulations you two."
  830. [19:41] <Chinook> "Do this!"
  831. [19:41] <Al_Dente> [[ inb4 inn burns ]]
  832. [19:41] <Bob> [WAIT NEVER MIND]
  833. [19:41] <Nova_Flux|BF3> [>all this russian excapades]
  834. [19:41] * Able_Tome nuzzles Hidden and grins wickedly at her "Now comes the fun part... of the plan..."
  835. [19:41] * Bob grins to his best men
  836. [19:41] <Quicksilver> [Able pls]
  837. [19:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> "I'm... excited..." She whispers
  838. [19:41] * Detective_Hardboil smiles at Bob
  839. [19:41] * Chinook stops and looks at a certain yellow Unicorn
  840. [19:41] <Boris_> [Al pls take my hoof ;_; ]
  841. [19:42] * Able_Tome stretches his spine "Going to be a fun night, chaps!"
  842. [19:42] * GoldenTouch throws an hoof around chinook and hard "BOB!!!! YOU CAN DO EEEEEEEE"
  843. [19:42] <Chinook> "Sun? You coming?"
  844. [19:42] * Bob laughs at Golden's antics "I can do eeee! Alright, to the Inn!"
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