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  1. generaloso johnny nutmegg: damage control
  2. Geklmin: I decided to keep it
  3. Geklmin: yeah
  4. Geklmin: also
  5. Geklmin: technically
  6. Geklmin: the hdd is cloned
  7. Geklmin: so
  8. Geklmin: yeahno
  9. Geklmin: not actually just 500 gb
  10. Geklmin: since clone
  11. Geklmin: theres the clone which is another 500gb
  12. Geklmin: it has an autonomous chip
  13. Geklmin: yeah you can buy them
  14. generaloso johnny nutmegg: yawn
  15. Geklmin: they're a bit pricy but my buddy bought it for me for my birthday
  16. illegally modified euro glock: PFF
  17. generaloso johnny nutmegg: *dad
  18. Geklmin: almost sold it
  19. illegally modified euro glock: and now he realizes
  20. generaloso johnny nutmegg: your dont have friends
  21. Geklmin: lol
  22. illegally modified euro glock: that he has been caught out on lies
  23. Geklmin: sure
  24. Geklmin: sure
  25. Geklmin: im totally lying
  26. illegally modified euro glock: Geklmin: I saw the hardware on sale
  27. illegally modified euro glock: hmm
  28. Geklmin: a dual cpu mobo
  29. Geklmin: we can go back to bullshit
  30. illegally modified euro glock: and now
  31. illegally modified euro glock: it was one of your FRIENDS
  32. illegally modified euro glock: okay buddy dude boy
  33. illegally modified euro glock: thats too believable for my eyes
  34. Geklmin: dual cpu mobo, runs unix
  35. generaloso johnny nutmegg: tell me
  36. generaloso johnny nutmegg: give me the name
  37. generaloso johnny nutmegg: of one of you REAL friends
  38. illegally modified euro glock: full name
  39. Geklmin: oh
  40. generaloso johnny nutmegg: that you dont know from steam
  41. Geklmin: for a moment there
  42. generaloso johnny nutmegg: an actual person
  43. illegally modified euro glock: the most generic name out of your group of friends
  44. Geklmin: i thought you wanted the mdl of my dual cpu mobo
  45. generaloso johnny nutmegg: stop ignoring my question
  46. illegally modified euro glock: +
  47. illegally modified euro glock: give us the most generic name out of your group of friends
  48. Geklmin: Camden honestly
  49. illegally modified euro glock: full
  50. illegally modified euro glock: name
  51. Geklmin: full
  52. generaloso johnny nutmegg: camden is someone you know
  53. Geklmin: bro
  54. generaloso johnny nutmegg: from steam
  55. generaloso johnny nutmegg: I mean someone
  56. Geklmin: I don't know his middle name
  57. generaloso johnny nutmegg: you know
  58. generaloso johnny nutmegg: in real life
  59. illegally modified euro glock: camden
  60. Geklmin: I don't know any of their middle names
  61. generaloso johnny nutmegg: thats not a real name
  62. illegally modified euro glock: is his first name
  63. Geklmin: not giving you that
  64. Geklmin: srsly
  65. illegally modified euro glock: i know camden is a name
  66. Geklmin: wtf
  67. illegally modified euro glock: ill give you camden is a name
  68. illegally modified euro glock: but
  69. Geklmin: who do you think i am
  70. illegally modified euro glock: thats a fucking first name
  71. illegally modified euro glock: you gave us a first name
  72. illegally modified euro glock: like i can say right now
  73. illegally modified euro glock: george is one of my friends
  74. illegally modified euro glock: george who?
  75. illegally modified euro glock: george
  76. illegally modified euro glock: that makes noi sense
  77. illegally modified euro glock: you get me
  78. illegally modified euro glock: ?
  79. generaloso johnny nutmegg: lying through the teeth
  80. Geklmin: lol
  81. Geklmin: ok
  82. illegally modified euro glock: we asked for the most generic name of one of your friends
  83. Geklmin: b-real
  84. Geklmin: there are cultural differences between the US and poland
  85. Geklmin: over here
  86. illegally modified euro glock: o
  87. illegally modified euro glock: no
  88. illegally modified euro glock: there arent
  89. illegally modified euro glock: there really arent
  90. Geklmin: really
  91. illegally modified euro glock: poland's culture is based on the us
  92. illegally modified euro glock: yes really
  93. Geklmin: most of
  94. illegally modified euro glock: let me tell you a story
  95. Geklmin: but not all
  96. Geklmin: lol
  97. illegally modified euro glock: in poland
  98. Geklmin: in poland
  99. generaloso johnny nutmegg: I dont think being a no friend loser is a "cultural difference"
  100. illegally modified euro glock: if you want to take an english course
  101. illegally modified euro glock: you weill take a course
  102. illegally modified euro glock: that includes
  103. illegally modified euro glock: AMERICAN spelling
  104. Geklmin: there is nobody with no friends here
  105. Geklmin: everyone
  106. Geklmin: EVERYONE
  107. illegally modified euro glock: and AMERICAN grammar
  108. Geklmin: has a friend
  109. Geklmin: even the retard
  110. Geklmin: in fact
  111. illegally modified euro glock: poland
  112. Geklmin: especially the retard
  113. illegally modified euro glock: is the us
  114. illegally modified euro glock: but slavic
  115. Geklmin: The fact that i have like 4 friends im close to is embarassing
  116. Geklmin: because SJWs get the attention
  117. Geklmin: so
  118. Geklmin: you seem like an SJW
  119. Geklmin: for having a lot of friends
  120. generaloso johnny nutmegg: lol what
  121. Geklmin: yes
  122. Geklmin: you heard right
  123. generaloso johnny nutmegg: your not even using the term right
  124. illegally modified euro glock: lmao
  125. illegally modified euro glock: LMAO
  126. Geklmin: SJW- Social Justice Warrior
  127. illegally modified euro glock: we're sjws because we have an average amount of friends
  128. illegally modified euro glock: HAHAHA
  129. generaloso johnny nutmegg: you didn't even know what that term meant
  130. generaloso johnny nutmegg: until I told you holy shit
  131. Geklmin: someone who leads nonsensical battles for social causes and goes to extreme ends to achieve the goal of the group without actually accomplishing the goal of the cause
  132. illegally modified euro glock: sheo you're missing the point
  133. illegally modified euro glock: sheo
  134. illegally modified euro glock: he legit
  135. Geklmin: left
  136. illegally modified euro glock: took 5 mins to reply
  137. Geklmin: because this is boring
  138. generaloso johnny nutmegg: I know
  139. illegally modified euro glock: after we cornered him
  140. illegally modified euro glock: about him having no friends
  141. illegally modified euro glock: this is comedy gold right here
  142. Geklmin: sure
  143. generaloso johnny nutmegg: so boring that your calling us shit you dont even know the defintion of
  144. Geklmin: that comment is designed to be provocative
  145. Geklmin: sure
  146. illegally modified euro glock: "provocative"
  147. illegally modified euro glock: another word for
  148. Geklmin: because i'm named after a dictionary for no reason
  149. Geklmin: yeah
  150. Geklmin: that's another clue
  151. Geklmin: as to who i am
  152. illegally modified euro glock: "trying to take your mind off the fact that i literally could not name one single person i know in real life"
  153. Geklmin: i'm named after a dictionary
  154. Geklmin: lol
  155. illegally modified euro glock: dude you said that dictionairy line about 4 times no
  156. illegally modified euro glock: w
  157. illegally modified euro glock: and you've been ignored all of those times
  158. Geklmin: yep
  159. Geklmin: i have
  160. Geklmin: not sure why you're entertained by this honestly
  161. illegally modified euro glock: hey hey
  162. illegally modified euro glock: dont change the subject
  163. generaloso johnny nutmegg: if you are bored then why not leave
  164. Geklmin: I might
  165. generaloso johnny nutmegg: instead of sitting here
  166. generaloso johnny nutmegg: making yourself look like a complete retard
  167. Geklmin: but this is more fun than the fucking errors i have to fix
  168. illegally modified euro glock: no sheo, remember he was saying how he was "enjoying fucking with us"?
  169. generaloso johnny nutmegg: yes
  170. generaloso johnny nutmegg: he thinks he's trolling us
  171. illegally modified euro glock: i think we ruined his fun
  172. Geklmin: yep
  173. generaloso johnny nutmegg: lmao
  174. Geklmin: yeah you did
  175. Geklmin: lol
  176. Geklmin: the bullshit you're spewing is admirably persistent
  177. Geklmin: oh wait i don't know what persistent means now
  178. Geklmin: shiiiiiit
  179. Geklmin: anyway
  180. generaloso johnny nutmegg: just like saying you actually know people in real life?
  181. generaloso johnny nutmegg: and apparently not being a fucking loser is being an sjw?
  182. generaloso johnny nutmegg: even though sjws are fucking losers
  183. Geklmin: i hate it when people hear what i say and think i mean something else and i'm misusing words
  184. generaloso johnny nutmegg: ... its because you were
  185. illegally modified euro glock: i bet if you walked up to him with a gun, pulled out the mag and fired a round in the air
  186. illegally modified euro glock: he would still be saying
  187. illegally modified euro glock: "PLEASE DONT KILL ME PLEASE PLEASE"
  188. Geklmin: In the case of the word ROM, you're technically correct, but most of the time i enjoy being precise
  189. Geklmin: yes i woul
  190. Geklmin: Because i'm smart
  191. Geklmin: you would fucking reach for your gun
  192. Geklmin: and get shot
  193. Geklmin: because you're fucking stupid
  194. illegally modified euro glock: by you
  195. illegally modified euro glock: hahaha
  196. illegally modified euro glock: okay
  197. Geklmin: yep
  198. illegally modified euro glock: yeah i would wouldnt i
  199. generaloso johnny nutmegg: lmaoooooooo
  200. generaloso johnny nutmegg: wtf
  201. illegally modified euro glock: HAHAHA
  202. illegally modified euro glock: HAHAH
  203. illegally modified euro glock: SHEO
  204. illegally modified euro glock: HE JUST SAID
  205. generaloso johnny nutmegg: HAHAHAHAHA
  206. generaloso johnny nutmegg: DUDE
  207. illegally modified euro glock: ID GET SSHOT
  208. illegally modified euro glock: HAHAHAH
  209. Geklmin: yep
  210. Geklmin: you would
  211. generaloso johnny nutmegg: WITH WHAT
  212. illegally modified euro glock: WHEN I EMPTIED THE CHAMBER AND THE MAG
  213. generaloso johnny nutmegg: A NERF GUN?
  214. Geklmin: if i was aiming at you
  215. Geklmin: yep
  216. illegally modified euro glock: HAHAHA
  217. Geklmin: you'd die
  218. illegally modified euro glock: HAHAHHA
  219. generaloso johnny nutmegg: holy shit your so stupid
  220. generaloso johnny nutmegg: you dont know shit about guns
  221. illegally modified euro glock: YOU WOULDNT DO SHIT HAHAH
  222. illegally modified euro glock: I DONT CARE HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT AIMING YOU DONT MAKE BULLETS APPEAR IN YOUR CHAMBER BY MAGIC
  223. Geklmin: no i don't but i know how to reload, clean, and pull the trigger
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