Torrents so strange
When you don't know
How can you tell
When the leech ends
You can't be sure
Of any download speed
Seeders could change
And you won't know

(Tell yourself)
My download's almost done
I'm gonna have some fun
At least that's what the timer has to say
Oh no it slowed and now it's added (a) day

(Tell yourself)
Matchmaking find a game
Find someone ranked the same
The average wait is just two minutes now
But I've been waiting for an hour -- how?

Torrents so strange
Estimation unknown
When you don't know
Your estimation
Seeders could change
It's unknown
And you won't know
Estimation unknown

(Ask yourself)
Was this a console port?
Where's my online support?
I put a ticket in, wait for reply
"Our staff is busy, queue position: high"

Torrents so strange
Estimation unknown
When you don't know
Your estimation
Seeders could change
It's unknown
And you won't know
Estimation unknown

Torrents so strange
Estimation unknown
When you don't know
Your estimation
Seeders could change
It's unknown
And you won't know
Estimation unknown