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- I'm one mouthful away from having to re-graduate the driving school
- Once you go pint, one does not simply stop there that's the golden rule
- I'm pouring that shit down and soon reaching the benchmark of a fool
- As the ugliest girl on the stand turns into a beauty, oh god is this drool
- Suddenly I'm approached by this bold and peculiar looking swamp creature
- I'm addled as her distinctive appearance denies the laws of the nature
- My crotch goes crazy down there and tells me that it's a preferred feature
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- She sits tightly next to me with a smile that speaks of deviant amusement
- Her fingers latches themselves to my face as some kind of chanty inducement
- Few seconds after my pants gets fiddled with sensational fellatic movement
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- She gets up to my face and says, hey there dragon, have another drink
- Words comes out of her with an ooze that takes me back to a septic tank
- I pray to god that I'm only just a victim to some elaborate prank
- I'm one good advice away from becoming a respectful man with dignity
- As I'm exposed to experiences that weren't covered during my time in agility
- Why resist an easy fuck, due to my resent lack of I fail to see the utility
- Pussy of a sea monster is still pussy, I'll swing that shit down like chivalry
- I wake up insinde a grotesque looking basement, all riled up and worried
- I'm chained up on a cross like a true prophet, with all my dreams burried
- On my hands I got a ring and a paper with a bold font that says married
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- She comes down the stairs with a malicious giggle, holding a hammer and a nail
- This female monstrosity approaches with an evil grin, my skin goes pale
- Upstairs comes the sound of banging furniture and steps, oh could this be my bail
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- A platoon of men with sky blue uniforms brought in the rescue on a silver plate
- One of them says I'm the deputy Sheriff, it looks like you just got punked mate
- I return home and finally I'm all alone, puzzled with a new fresh idea of a date
- I'm one Hercules gig away from becoming the knight of the full brown scupper
- While I still loiter on the intervals, it's yet not too late to dumb her
- Women, you wile creatures. Get out of my head and let me cover myself in butter
- Oh I'm getting the feeling that my life just got significantly shorter
- There's still hope for me to restore my faith to womanhood
- Now's the time to say bye bye to my thingified self for good
- Before every single boner gets the label of a morning wood
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- I will not become a vessel for of any more of these stunts
- Women they don't have penises, said the doctor to me once
- Who gave this guy a medical licence, boy what a dunce
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- Girls they don't need dicks to make my butthole feel all gapey
- When it's raining cats and dogs, it's when I'm accompanied by a perfect lady
- Until then, you'll find me waiting and moaning like a premature baby
- Uuh, that's a beautiful chair.. Beautiful fuzzy chair.
- I love this keyboard
- I love my mouse, I love my fucking monitor.
- I love this empty pepsi bottle, love
- That window looks kinda nice too. wait, wait.. hold on.. ugh.. there
- as I thought. It looks better with the blinds shut, love
- I think there's still too much space around me
- hmmmm that closet looks comfortable.. I called it.. love. love.
- This is no way for a modern man to live, what is it that I'm trying to pursue
- I'm a lost sheep looking for guidance and answers, but I'm sure deep inside I knew
- If I absolutely have to I'll punch a fucking kid in the face, yes why thank you
- I'll be reminiscing her sorry excuse of a face as my fist cuts through
- I refuse to give up, I'm stronger than that, claiming otherwise is just not true
- Take a brief a moment, clear your mind and think back, what did this ordeal brew
- Open yourself for profound thought, and ask the question: What would jesus do
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