crescent axe

Level up Fai up to 40, then Vit/End/Str/Dex

Cleric
Souls from Asylum
Souls and bones from Firelink
Run through the Catacombs normally, push the switch, quit+load
Continue normally, drop to a lower level and go to Patches, quit+load if skeletons
Aggro Pathes, have him follow you and kick him off the edge
Get the axe from where he first was
Bone out

Dex 12, Fai 16
Crystal Lizard near Taurus (R2)
Through forest, grab souls, bow and kill the Crystal Lizard
Parish bonfire
Gargs, stagger from 2 hits
Bone out

Axe to +3, shield, 20 FAI
Kick Lautrec, fap ring
Quelaag
Bone out

Souls to Fai
Iron Golem
Save IG souls for Giant Blacksmith

Axe to +5 at GB, takes 52k
O&S, O dies in 7 hits at 29 Fai, stagger from 2
Tits, bone out

Buy smithbox, arrows, titanite
Sif

Lordvessel

Lord souls in any order