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  1. [22:57:11] +Draws-stuff: advice from a girl on advice about girls. Dont fucking use dating sites
  2. [22:57:15] +Frysinger: never apologize for something like that.
  3. [22:57:16] +arottenmango: Im alpha enough to attract them?
  4. [22:57:21] +Pres. Bush: mango how bigs your dick?
  5. [22:57:21] +flyingsweater: >asking a chat full of autists girl advice
  6. Not Bass would be muted by AssaultVestBlissey but was already offline. (Can't knock him for trying though)
  7. [22:57:26] +cabin essence: whats wrong with dating sites
  8. [22:57:28] +flyingsweater: faggot you should've waited for me
  9. [22:57:33] +flyingsweater: since i'm alpha as fuck
  10. Not Bass would be muted by AssaultVestBlissey but was already offline. (despite all the spag)
  11. [22:57:35] +Pres. Bush: lol
  12. [22:57:37] +Aggi: pls flying
  13. [22:57:39] +Rhayader: d-d-do you want to have sex? sorry for asking s-sydney-sempai
  14. [22:57:39] @Scotteh: mango get on my level <:^)
  15. [22:57:40] +arottenmango: like almost 6 inches man I should remeasure Im feeling kind of insecure about it
  16. [22:57:41] +flyingsweater: pls what
  17. [22:57:43] +Draws-stuff: You dont ever meet them in public
  18. [22:57:48] +Clefairy: flyingsweater why do you always b8 is it that entertaining
  19. [22:57:52] +flyingsweater: i bullied kj into getting a gf
  20. [22:57:52] +Pres. Bush: 6 isnt that bad tbh
  21. [22:57:54] +Draws-stuff: And when you do, their persona is different
  22. [22:57:58] +General Autismo: ask her
  23. [22:58:00] +General Autismo: where her vagina is
  24. [22:58:02] +General Autismo: :^)
  25. [22:58:04] +Aggi: [22:57:52] +flyingsweater: i bullied kj into getting a gf
  26. [22:58:05] +flyingsweater: and kjnm is fucking beta as fuck
  27. [22:58:06] +Aggi: fucking what
  28. [22:58:06] +arottenmango: kek
  29. [22:58:10] +Draws-stuff: trust me and fuck off of a dating site
  30. [22:58:12] +cabin essence: i went out with a girl from a site in december but it was all spaghetti from me.
  31. [22:58:15] +General Autismo: you don't wanna mess with no armpit vagina
  32. [22:58:16] +Mellowlicious: BACK OF THE KNEE
  33. [22:58:16] +General Autismo: trust me
  34. [22:58:16] +Absol is my Waifu: >Talking about dick sizes on a pokemon website
  35. [22:58:18] +Mellowlicious: BACK OF THE KNEE
  36. [22:58:18] +General Autismo: B^o
  37. [22:58:19] +Absol is my Waifu: I love showderp
  38. [22:58:27] +cabin essence: my dick is 21 inches btw :^)
  39. [22:58:45] +Pres. Bush: wow only 21?
  40. [22:58:46] +flyingsweater: i called him a fucking beta until he got one
  41. [22:58:46] +General Autismo: >not having a 4km dick
  42. [22:58:46] +Rhayader: mango report
  43. [22:58:46] +Aggi: I didn't know you could bully someone into a relationship.
  44. [22:58:46] +arottenmango: she said she was still tight after fucking that guy 40 times
  45. [22:58:46] +flyingsweater: no kidding
  46. [22:58:46] +Absol is my Waifu: 6 feet of fun.
  47. [22:58:46] +Clefairy: s-same
  48. [22:58:46] +Rhayader: whats the conversation about
  49. [22:58:46] +Rhayader: are you still talking?
  50. [22:58:46] +Aggi: Isn't that emotional rape?
  51. [22:58:46] +arottenmango: so that's why I asked
  52. [22:58:46] +flyingsweater: ask him
  53. [22:58:46] +alkanos: !chomp
  54. [22:58:47] +General Autismo: anything below 2km is confirmed shit
  55. [22:58:50] +arottenmango: I mean
  56. [22:58:52] @stretcher: champ battle: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-102658167, posted 0 minutes ago.
  57. [22:59:00] +arottenmango: why would you even mention that
  58. [22:59:01] @stretcher: New battle posted in bread: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-102658167
  59. [22:59:07] +flyingsweater: +Aggi: Isn't that emotional rape?
  60. [22:59:10] +arottenmango: to a guy you met 5 days ago
  61. +CCCP left
  62. [22:59:12] +flyingsweater: he likes it when i do it
  63. [22:59:17] +Aggi: l-lewd
  64. +Draws-stuff left
  65. [22:59:23] +Rhayader: stop talking about her having sex 40 times with some guys she just mentioned her pussy is tight
  66. [22:59:23] +Pres. Bush: mango just be nice to her
  67. [22:59:26] +General Autismo: mango I don't really know what's going on but why is she telling you all of this
  68. [22:59:27] +flyingsweater: do you wan some of this aggi
  69. You've was muted by AssaultVestBlissey for 7 minutes. (so uh, no es vessel. Who's willing to be it?)
  70. You've was unmuted by AssaultVestBlissey.
  71. [22:59:38] +cabin essence: mango she thinks youre her gf
  72. +Draws-stuff joined
  73. [22:59:53] +General Autismo: usually when a girl talks about stuff like that with a guy it's a sure sign he won't get laid
  74. [22:59:56] +arottenmango: but I can't talk to her
  75. +Champ. Gary Oak joined
  76. [23:00:01] +Raniel: when does mango get friendzoned
  77. [23:00:01] +Rhayader: why
  78. [23:00:04] +Pres. Bush: blissey
  79. [23:00:06] +Pres. Bush: i can be vessel
  80. [23:00:08] +Champ. Gary Oak: >Swagger suspect & Haunter interview
  81. [23:00:09] +Aggi: No fucking thanks, every relationship I've seen always ends in complete train wrecks, and the couple getting tattoos of eachother, because "we r yung lmao"
  82. [23:00:10] +Champ. Gary Oak: top habbening
  83. [23:00:25] +flyingsweater: are you sure you massive faggots aren't getting b8'd
  84. [23:00:47] +Rhayader: why cant you talk to her mango
  85. [23:00:49] +General Autismo: ^
  86. You've was muted by AssaultVestBlissey for 7 minutes. (you offline guy? post if you're not)
  87. [23:00:49] +Aggi: spoiler: I'm perfectly fine with this bait
  88. [23:00:49] +Pres. Bush: blissey i can be vessel
  89. [23:00:49] +General Autismo: no one is this beta :^^^^)
  90. You've was unmuted by AssaultVestBlissey.
  91. [23:00:49] +Rhayader: mango gave pics of conversation
  92. [23:00:49] +flyingsweater: aggi i meant emotional rape not helping you get a gf
  93. [23:00:49] %nldvkie: blissey how'd you get locked
  94. [23:00:49] +Frysinger: I do think so
  95. [23:00:49] +Clefairy: !data wigglytuff
  96. 40
  97. Wigglytuff
  98.  
  99. Cute Charm
  100. Competitive
  101. Frisk
  102. HP
  103. 140
  104. Atk
  105. 70
  106. Def
  107. 45
  108. SpA
  109. 85
  110. SpD
  111. 50
  112. Spe
  113. 45
  114. BST
  115. 435
  116. [23:00:58] +Pres. Bush: ok cyu guys
  117. [23:01:03] +cabin essence: bye mr. president
  118. [23:01:04] +General Autismo: did you try spoiler: raping her
  119. [23:01:09] +Aggi: spoiler: but you're already doing that
  120. +Pres. Bush left
  121. [23:01:13] +General Autismo: worked with every gril I went out with
  122. [23:01:14] +General Autismo: :^)
  123. [23:01:16] +Alkanos: !uptime
  124. Uptime: 2 days, 12 hours
  125. [23:01:16] +Aggi: :^(
  126. [23:01:19] +flyingsweater: +Rhayader: mango gave pics of conversation
  127. [23:01:21] +flyingsweater: link it
  128. [23:01:23] +Alkanos: jesus christ
  129. [23:01:26] +Clefairy: Autismo are you a savage
  130. [23:01:35] +Aggi: imgur.com/rIHkVWq.jpg
  131. [23:01:36] +General Autismo: do you even need to ask B^)
  132. [23:01:38] +Clefairy: oy vey
  133. [23:01:42] +General Autismo: they all forget though
  134. [23:01:43] +Rhayader: imgur.com/rIHkVWq.jpg
  135. [23:01:46] +General Autismo: after I spoiler: eat them
  136. [23:01:48] +Juif: 16w 0d
  137. [23:01:50] +General Autismo: :3c
  138. [23:01:58] +flyingsweater: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  139. [23:02:04] +flyingsweater: THAT FUCKING CONVO ARE YOU SERIOUS
  140. [23:02:05] +Clefairy: Wow Autismo thats ballin as fuck
  141. [23:02:05] Aggi: (Private to Clefairy) sit back and enjoy the sewage
  142. You've was muted by AssaultVestBlissey for 7 minutes. (alright, I'll take you're not online)
  143. [23:02:14] +General Autismo: eat them out*
  144. [23:02:21] +Clefairy: gay
  145. [23:02:22] +General Autismo: pls no v&
  146. [23:02:24] +flyingsweater: "oh i'm so sory i fel like shit"
  147. [23:02:24] +Rhayader: mango report
  148. You've would be muted by AssaultVestBlissey but was already muted. (http://boards.4chan.org/vp/res/18631903#p18632000 kek)
  149. +BLOODLESSHEART joined
  150. [23:02:44] +flyingsweater: fucking gay
  151. [23:02:58] +arottenmango: about to go off
  152. [23:03:00] +General Autismo: srsly tho why apologize
  153. [23:03:02] +arottenmango: and cry myself to sleep
  154. [23:03:07] +Rhayader: no
  155. [23:03:10] +Frysinger: **CAN WE CALL MANGO CHEF BOYARDEE FOR ALL OF THIS SPAGHETTI*
  156. [23:03:10] +General Autismo: welp
  157. [23:03:13] +Rhayader: you can still fuck her
  158. [23:03:14] +General Autismo: bye mango
  159. [23:03:21] +Rhayader: mango pls
  160. [23:03:22] +arottenmango: I mean Im not usually a bitch
  161. [23:03:30] +flyingsweater: "aahahaha yeah this one tell i fucked a girl after we talked about her complex feelings" - no one ever
  162. [23:03:30] +Clefairy: mango how does it feel to be the biggest beta of showderp
  163. [23:03:32] +Clefairy: tell me.
  164. [23:03:33] +General Autismo: ^
  165. [23:03:36] +arottenmango: n-no
  166. [23:03:38] +Aggi: [23:03:22] +arottenmango: I mean Im not usually a bitch
  167. [23:03:40] +Aggi: Umm
  168. [23:03:41] +Aggi: wat
  169. %freshproduce1 joined
  170. [23:03:42] +Clefairy: o-k
  171. [23:03:42] +Frysinger: nah doesn't beat flippo
  172. [23:03:44] +General Autismo: this is a safe place
  173. [23:03:45] +General Autismo: :^)
  174. [23:03:45] +arottenmango: I take adderall
  175. [23:03:46] +flyingsweater: "i helped her so hard she sucked my d" - no one ever
  176. [23:03:47] +Clefairy: Frysinger thats true
  177. [23:03:50] +arottenmango: and it tones me down
  178. [23:03:54] +General Autismo: I'm tracking your phone now
  179. [23:03:58] +General Autismo: thanks for the cap
  180. [23:03:59] +arottenmango: if I was off my pill
  181. [23:04:02] +General Autismo: :^^^)
  182. [23:04:05] +arottenmango: I would tell her off
  183. [23:04:13] +Clefairy: omg autismo are you anonoymose
  184. [23:04:15] +Rhayader: mango pls
  185. [23:04:16] +General Autismo: tracking phone then telling her how beta your are lmfao
  186. [23:04:17] +flyingsweater: someone should redir mango to happy place
  187. [23:04:20] +flyingsweater: http://i.imgur.com/xuByV00.png
  188. [23:04:23] +flyingsweater: they'll help him
  189. [23:04:26] +Aggi: HOLY SHIT
  190. [23:04:27] +Aggi: MANGO
  191. [23:04:29] +Keb: lel, type /rank Juif
  192. [23:04:31] +Aggi: POST IT IN HAPPY PLACE
  193. [23:04:31] +General Autismo: y clefair
  194. [23:04:35] +Keb: <- uber top player
  195. [23:04:38] +Aggi: IT'S THE ONLY BOOB THEY'LL EVER HEAR ABOUT ANYWAYS
  196. [23:04:56] +General Autismo: xDD le anonymus neber forget
  197. [23:04:59] +Clefairy: Wait was Kingoftheredlions serious about it flying
  198. [23:05:00] +Clefairy: tep kok
  199. [23:05:05] +Raniel: try posting it in kappy place
  200. [23:05:08] +Raniel: >kappy
  201. [23:05:13] +flyingsweater: anyway i'm too busy plaiyng waifu factory 3
  202. [23:05:17] +flyingsweater: stop being fucking beta
  203. [23:05:18] +General Autismo: >17 0
  204. [23:05:20] +flyingsweater: massive faggots
  205. [23:05:22] +General Autismo: >meaning anything
  206. [23:05:31] +Rhayader: OK MANGO THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
  207. [23:05:32] +General Autismo: it just means he ran into ou babbies a lot
  208. [23:05:34] @Bedschibaer: goyim i'm kill
  209. [23:05:34] +Frysinger: Waifu factory 3
  210. [23:05:35] @Bedschibaer: see ya
  211. [23:05:37] +Aggi: rip beds
  212. [23:05:38] +General Autismo: rip beds
  213. [23:05:45] +Rhayader: TELL HER YOU GO OUT FOR A RUN OR WHATEVER
  214. [23:05:50] +Rhayader: TALK TO HER AGAIN IN 2 HOURS
  215. +cabin essence and @Bedschibaer left
  216. [23:05:55] %nldvkie: rip beds
  217. [23:05:58] @Ridaz: waifu factory 3
  218. [23:06:01] +Rhayader: NOT ABOUT HER PAST BFS/RAPISTS/WHATEVER
  219. [23:06:02] +General Autismo: >a run
  220. [23:06:09] +General Autismo: just make sure you don't trip on your chin
  221. [23:06:10] +Rhayader: ASK HER THE FUCK OVER
  222. [23:06:11] +General Autismo: :^)
  223. [23:06:15] +Clefairy: top kek
  224. [23:06:21] +Rhayader: IF YOU DO NOT FUCK THIS UP SHE WILL SAY YES
  225. [23:06:22] +Keb: general autismo
  226. [23:06:25] +General Autismo: seriously though just tell her how you feel about her etc etc
  227. [23:06:25] +Keb: i'll 100w 0d
  228. [23:06:29] +Keb: topkek
  229. [23:06:38] +Keb: i started since one hour
  230. [23:06:40] +Rhayader: PLEASE MANGO PLEASE DO NOT TALK TO HER ABOUT FEELINGS
  231. [23:06:41] +arottenmango: no she said no sex
  232. [23:06:43] +arottenmango: jeez
  233. [23:06:50] +arottenmango: go masturbate to incest ok
  234. [23:07:10] +General Autismo: wait
  235. [23:07:13] +General Autismo: is she your sister or something?
  236. [23:07:13] +Rhayader: MANGO SHE WANTS YOUR DICK
  237. [23:07:16] +arottenmango: no
  238. [23:07:19] +General Autismo: cousin?
  239. [23:07:21] +General Autismo: :^)
  240. [23:07:25] +Clefairy: Again mango
  241. [23:07:25] +Clefairy: how does it feel to be the biggest beta of showderp, and that is, that is really hard to pull off
  242. [23:07:26] +arottenmango: but if I act like she scared me off what will that do
  243. [23:07:31] +Rhayader: SHE WANTS YOUR FUCKING DICK IT WILL NOT BE HARD TO FUCK HER
  244. [23:07:34] +Keb: lel
  245. [23:07:34] +arottenmango: no Im not the biggest beta
  246. [23:07:41] +Clefairy: You sure?
  247. [23:07:43] +Aggi: [23:06:25] +General Autismo: seriously though just tell her how you feel about her etc etc
  248. [23:07:44] +Rhayader: dont act like she scared you off
  249. [23:07:44] +Aggi: "so um i want 2 stik my deck in u cuz lik u has blechd har and um im not a psycho i like to go long walks on the beach and not stalk women i respect them as an authority i do not think of you as a sperm container. i am not a sociopath" ~ Mango, 2019
  250. [23:07:45] +arottenmango: how many of you are virgins
  251. [23:07:46] +General Autismo: is she some girl you just like?
  252. [23:07:54] +ZBoo2: !8ball Is Mango the biggest beta?
  253. [23:07:54] @stretcher: (ZBoo2) Signs point to yes
  254. [23:07:54] +Clefairy: top kek aggi
  255. [23:08:00] +General Autismo: kek aggi
  256. [23:08:00] +arottenmango: no she likes me and I liked her back because you know Im nice
  257. [23:08:02] %nldvkie: confirmed
  258. [23:08:10] +Rhayader: she wants your dick holy shit
  259. [23:08:15] +Rhayader: how can you fuck up so badly
  260. mechunderscore joined
  261. [23:08:21] +General Autismo: so why not just give her the dick
  262. [23:08:22] +arottenmango: yeah all her friends fucked it up
  263. [23:08:24] +arottenmango: I will
  264. [23:08:24] +General Autismo: gently~
  265. [23:08:25] +arottenmango: in time
  266. [23:08:27] +arottenmango: my friends
  267. [23:08:28] +arottenmango: in time
  268. [23:08:29] +Aggi: Or rather, she wanted his dick.
  269. [23:08:32] +Rhayader: YOU WILL TODAY
  270. [23:08:41] +Clefairy: !roomdesc
  271. The room description is: Room of the showderp community. Discuss with other /vp/oreons.
  272. [23:08:41] +General Autismo: just go up to her front door
  273. [23:08:48] +Clefairy: and spaghetti
  274. [23:08:50] +General Autismo: "I wonder where vagina will be"
  275. [23:08:56] +arottenmango: kek
  276. [23:09:00] +General Autismo: her*
  277. +Champ. Gary Oak left
  278. [23:09:26] +General Autismo: just ask her to go out for dinner or some shitty cliche date
  279. [23:09:26] +Clefairy: >Sorry, we lost our connection to plug.dj. Click OK to refresh and try again.
  280. [23:09:26] +Clefairy: FUCK
  281. [23:09:26] +Aggi: "wanna fugg? d-d-don't worry its only ironic shitposting i do it with a ton of sperglords in a p-pokémon chat r-room" ~ Mango, 2042
  282. +Sarinoto joined; +mr. ko left
  283. [23:09:33] +Clefairy: lel
  284. [23:09:35] +Not Canadian: kekt
  285. [23:09:36] +sobiath: !data Autism
  286. No Pokemon, item, move or ability named 'Autism' was found. (Check your spelling?)
  287. [23:09:38] +Rhayader: keked
  288. [23:09:41] +General Autismo: then gently ease her into your den
  289. [23:09:42] +Not Canadian: confirmed kekt by aggi
  290. [23:09:42] +General Autismo: and rape her
  291. [23:09:51] +arottenmango: ok so my friend she fucked had a gf
  292. [23:09:53] +sobiath: !data Anne Frank
  293. No Pokemon, item, move or ability named 'Anne Frank' was found. (Check your spelling?)
  294. mechunderscore left
  295. [23:10:01] +arottenmango: and she said they did it after valentine's day
  296. [23:10:08] +arottenmango: then she told his gf
  297. [23:10:10] +arottenmango: like how
  298. [23:10:17] +arottenmango: also she said he was bad at se
  299. [23:10:17] +Rhayader: >implying shes gonna make you wait 11 months
  300. [23:10:18] +arottenmango: x
  301. [23:10:26] +arottenmango: so Idk
  302. [23:10:29] +Raniel: are you her gay best friend mango?
  303. [23:10:31] +arottenmango: I do need to man up
  304. [23:10:34] +arottenmango: no
  305. [23:10:35] +General Autismo: toppus kekus aggi
  306. [23:10:35] +Rhayader: yes you do
  307. [23:10:43] +arottenmango: her gay best friend said she wanted to fug me
  308. [23:10:49] +arottenmango: and she doesn't want to because of him
  309. [23:10:49] +General Autismo: mango what's this about some guy fucking her 40 times
  310. [23:10:50] +General Autismo: ?
  311. [23:10:55] +Aggi: !8ball is mango sydney's gay best friend?
  312. [23:10:55] @stretcher: (Aggi) Better not tell you now
  313. [23:10:56] +arottenmango: she said he was a rapist
  314. [23:10:57] +Aggi: !8ball is mango sydney's gay best friend?
  315. [23:10:59] +Aggi: !8ball is mango sydney's gay best friend?
  316. [23:10:59] @stretcher: (Aggi) It is decidedly so
  317. [23:11:01] +arottenmango: no
  318. [23:11:01] +Aggi: ok
  319. [23:11:03] +General Autismo: >rapist
  320. [23:11:04] +Rhayader: did andrew rape her
  321. [23:11:10] +arottenmango: no he um
  322. [23:11:10] +General Autismo: >just because she didn't like it it's rape
  323. [23:11:28] +arottenmango: he t3eases her about me
  324. [23:11:29] @Scotteh: what the fuck mango
  325. [23:11:29] +arottenmango: I thought it was all cute
  326. [23:11:29] +General Autismo: confirmed bitch
  327. [23:11:29] +arottenmango: until this rape stuff
  328. [23:11:33] +General Autismo: turn her down
  329. [23:11:38] +Rhayader: dude literally do not give a shit about andrew he is right because she wants your fucking dick
  330. [23:11:49] +sobiath: !8ball Am I Hitler in disguise?
  331. [23:11:50] @stretcher: (sobiath) Cannot predict now
  332. [23:11:52] +Rhayader: you brought the rape stuff up idiot
  333. [23:11:53] @Ridaz: Mango, are you saying
  334. [23:11:55] @Ridaz: her gay friend
  335. [23:12:06] @Ridaz: rapes her and talks to her about you=
  336. [23:12:07] @Ridaz: ?
  337. [23:12:11] +Raniel: maybe that gay friend wants her to reject you so he can fuck you
  338. [23:12:12] +arottenmango: no
  339. +sobiath and ‽AssaultVestBlissey left
  340. [23:12:22] +arottenmango: some person IDk about
  341. [23:12:24] +General Autismo: just give her the d then "so u-uhhh I have devoted my life to this EPIC secret club on a pokemon simulator and I'm married to an artificial intelligence named stretcher"
  342. [23:12:26] Clefairy: (Private to Aggi) I am kinda confused tbh
  343. [23:12:29] +arottenmango: kek
  344. [23:12:33] +Aggi: Why the fuck do you care more about Sir Andrew Cumsponge IV to begin with?
  345. +dtownsfinest222 joined
  346. [23:12:34] +Clefairy: top kek
  347. [23:12:40] @Ridaz: ^ @Aggi
  348. [23:12:41] @BassWins: imo do what autismo said
  349. [23:12:41] +General Autismo: "y-you wouldn't understand"
  350. [23:12:47] +Rhayader: spoiler: mango uses sydney to get to andrew and fuck him
  351. [23:12:51] +arottenmango: because I told him to fuck off and she defended him so
  352. [23:12:55] +General Autismo: "it ain't easy being cheesy!"
  353. [23:12:57] +Aggi: So?
  354. [23:13:05] +Aggi: Did she not imply he was a rapist?
  355. [23:13:07] +Rhayader: >dude tells sydney she wants mango
  356. [23:13:09] +General Autismo: then break through her window after stabbing her in the back
  357. [23:13:11] +Rhayader: >mango tells dude to fuck off
  358. [23:13:12] +arottenmango: andrew is not a rapist
  359. [23:13:13] +arottenmango: paul is
  360. [23:13:14] +Rhayader: holy shit
  361. [23:13:36] +General Autismo: just don't get any blood on your trenchcoat
  362. [23:13:36] +Aggi: THEN WHY CARE ABOUT ANDREW
  363. [23:13:37] @Ridaz: Wat...
  364. [23:13:37] +Aggi: JESUS FUCK
  365. [23:13:37] +arottenmango: she rejected me partially because of that tho
  366. [23:13:37] +Raniel: andrew? paul? we jagex now
  367. [23:13:37] +BLOODLESSHEART: Mango just tie them both up and set 'em on fire in a car somewhere
  368. [23:13:37] +BLOODLESSHEART: end of problem
  369. [23:13:41] +arottenmango: she was like and no because then andrew will be right
  370. +mr. ko joined
  371. [23:13:54] +Rhayader: WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT ANDREW
  372. [23:13:54] @BassWins: i'm so fucking confused now ahaha this is great
  373. [23:14:03] +arottenmango: I don't
  374. [23:14:03] +mr. ko: aww shit what did i miss
  375. %TOTEMO joined
  376. [23:14:26] +Absol is my Waifu: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oumonotype-102661320 kek
  377. [23:14:35] +Rhayader: MANGO TELL HER THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANDREW AND ASK HER THE FUCK OVER
  378. [23:14:43] +arottenmango: nah
  379. [23:14:43] +Mellowlicious: wait who's paul
  380. [23:14:44] +Not Canadian: !dexsearch dragon nigger, stealth rock, hard dick
  381. "dragon nigger" could not be found in any of the search categories.
  382. [23:14:44] +Absol is my Waifu: go to turn 16
  383. [23:14:57] +Raniel: the rapist
  384. [23:14:59] +Not Canadian: !dexsearch rocks
  385. Grotle, Sandshrew, Nidoqueen, Tyrantrum, Clefairy, Landorus, Jigglypuff, Wigglytuff, Diglett, Dugtrio, and 156 more. Redo the search with "all" as a search parameter to show all results.
  386. [23:14:59] +arottenmango: paul is rapist I was avoiding named
  387. [23:15:00] +Aggi: Mango, you have created one huge clusterfuck of psychological selfmutilation, because you spaghetti'd hard through a few fucking texts.
  388. [23:15:00] +arottenmango: s
  389. [23:15:07] +Rhayader: MANGO WE LITERALLY TELL YOU HOW TO FUCK
  390. [23:15:09] +General Autismo: he fucked her like 40 times and she's still tight
  391. [23:15:12] +Rhayader: >avoid naming
  392. +dtownsfinest222 left
  393. [23:15:13] +Aggi: How did you manage to fuck this hard up?
  394. [23:15:14] +Rhayader: >name is in pic
  395. [23:15:18] +mr. ko: mango ask her to watch a movie with you
  396. [23:15:18] +General Autismo: confirmed whale cooch
  397. [23:15:20] %nldvkie: [15:15:33] +Aggi: Mango, you have created one huge clusterfuck of psychological selfmutilation, because you spaghetti'd hard through a few fucking texts.
  398. [23:15:39] Clefairy: (Private to Aggi) So um w-what happened
  399. [23:15:42] +Aggi: This better be a ruse.
  400. [23:15:42] +mr. ko: watch pacific rim that always gets girls wet
  401. [23:15:43] +BLOODLESSHEART: %nldvkie: [15:15:33] +Aggi: Mango, you have created one huge clusterfuck of psychological selfmutilation, because you spaghetti'd hard through a few fucking texts.
  402. [23:15:49] +arottenmango: aggi wat to do
  403. [23:15:50] +Aggi: This better be a god damn ruse.
  404. [23:15:52] +General Autismo: grils don't really look way into it
  405. [23:15:56] +General Autismo: to her it's just another text
  406. [23:16:01] +mr. ko: this
  407. [23:16:02] +arottenmango: Im thinking of just going to sleep then talking to her tomorrow
  408. [23:16:03] +General Autismo: don't worry about it
  409. [23:16:05] +Rhayader: +Rhayader: MANGO TELL HER THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANDREW AND ASK HER THE FUCK OVER
  410. [23:16:06] +Rhayader: +Rhayader: MANGO TELL HER THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANDREW AND ASK HER THE FUCK OVER
  411. [23:16:07] +mr. ko: do that
  412. [23:16:07] +Rhayader: +Rhayader: MANGO TELL HER THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANDREW AND ASK HER THE FUCK OVER
  413. [23:16:08] +General Autismo: you're overthinking
  414. [23:16:10] +mr. ko: have a wet dream
  415. #Apt-get left
  416. [23:16:17] +mr. ko: get some confidence and man up
  417. [23:16:19] +General Autismo: seriously just forget this ever happened
  418. [23:16:26] +General Autismo: and go on with your relationship with her
  419. [23:16:31] +mr. ko: this
  420. [23:16:32] +arottenmango: Ill probably use her as sex tool later anyway because she lives near me
  421. [23:16:34] +General Autismo: if she's right then it'll happen
  422. [23:16:38] +mr. ko: dont do that
  423. [23:16:47] +Rhayader: use her a a sex tool
  424. [23:16:48] +mr. ko: you will be a dingus if you do that
  425. [23:16:48] +General Autismo: if she's not then you won't get far with her
  426. [23:16:49] +arottenmango: "if x is important enough to fuck, then we can surely have sex!"
  427. [23:16:51] +Aggi: [23:16:32] +arottenmango: Ill probably use her as sex tool later anyway because she lives near me
  428. [23:16:52] +Aggi: >wanna fugg i sperg hard with adults in pokemon
  429. [23:16:55] +Aggi: Good fucking luck
  430. [23:16:58] +Rhayader: >feeling feeling is normal r-right guys?
  431. [23:17:04] +mr. ko: listen dont just treat her like a sex toy
  432. [23:17:11] +mr. ko: i did that and i fucked up badly
  433. [23:17:11] @Ridaz: [22:16:31] +arottenmango: Ill probably use her as sex tool later anyway because she lives near me
  434. [23:17:12] +arottenmango: Im not lol
  435. [23:17:13] @Scotteh: !rk arottenmango
  436. arottenmango was banned from room showderp by stretcher.
  437. [23:17:14] @BassWins: /sd/ helping people with their relationships since 2013
  438. [23:17:14] @Scotteh: fucking
  439. [23:17:15] @Scotteh: hell
  440. arottenmango was unbanned from room showderp by stretcher.
  441. [23:17:16] @Ridaz: OH GOD WHAT
  442. +arottenmango left
  443. [23:17:22] +Aggi: FUCKING CHRIST, SCOTTEH
  444. [23:17:23] Clefairy: (Private to Aggi) Oh
  445. [23:17:25] Clefairy: (Private to Aggi) oh wow
  446. [23:17:25] +arottenmango: hey
  447. +arottenmango joined
  448. [23:17:28] +Rhayader: WHAT THE FUCK
  449. [23:17:28] +arottenmango: why
  450. [23:17:29] +Palmtop Taiga ÅƑƘ: Oh God what the fuck is this
  451. [23:17:49] +General Autismo: /vp/-Advice and Relationships
  452. [23:17:52] @Scotteh: >why
  453. [23:17:52] @Scotteh: >WHY
  454. [23:17:53] %nldvkie: laffo
  455. [23:17:53] @Scotteh: ARE YOU SERIOUS
  456. [23:17:53] +Palmtop Taiga ÅƑƘ: FUCKING LASAGNA
  457. [23:17:53] %nldvkie: LAFFO
  458. [23:17:53] +MagikarpFisherman: hilarious mostly
  459. [23:17:54] +Clefairy: Palmtop Taiga ÅƑƘ you walked in on autism to the max
  460. [23:17:55] +mr. ko: listen mango treat her well or you will regret it for the rest of your life
  461. [23:18:00] +Aggi: I hope this is a ruse. No one can be this fucking inept with women. Not even /pol/.
  462. [23:18:01] @Ridaz: >WHY
  463. [23:18:02] +arottenmango: I will ok bye guys
  464. [23:18:07] +Rhayader: DONT GO
  465. [23:18:08] @Ridaz: >bye
  466. [23:18:09] +arottenmango: Ill keep u posted ok
  467. [23:18:09] +General Autismo: >not even /pol/
  468. [23:18:10] @Ridaz: YOU STAY HERE
  469. [23:18:13] @BassWins: im dying
  470. [23:18:17] @Ridaz: YOU BETTER LISTEN TO OUR ADVICES
  471. [23:18:18] +Palmtop Taiga: Me too
  472. [23:18:25] +Clefairy: Hey FAGGI you take that back right now /pol/ is ballin
  473. [23:18:28] @Ridaz: YOU'RE DROPPING SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE
  474. [23:18:29] +General Autismo: /pol/ is more likely to get a gril than /fit/
  475. [23:18:32] +Rhayader: MANGO IS SHE STILL SENDING YOU MESSAGES
  476. [23:18:34] @Scotteh: mango now we've got literally people at both ends of the spectrum in terms of relationships
  477. [23:18:35] +General Autismo: that's for sure
  478. [23:18:35] +Rhayader: WHAT IS SHE SAYING
  479. [23:18:37] +MagikarpFisherman: hey gurl, you wanna see my pokemans?
  480. [23:18:37] +arottenmango: she thinks Im napping right now btw
  481. [23:18:38] +mr. ko: send her some pick up lines
  482. [23:18:44] +Aggi: That doesn't say much, Autismo.
  483. [23:18:46] +Aggi: :^=
  484. [23:18:47] +mr. ko: ey bby i wan squirtle on ur jigglepomfs
  485. [23:18:48] +BLOODLESSHEART: Take it from someone who dated a girl who ended up prom queen and is now a pharmacist ok? If she's worth it then dont' fuck up.
  486. [23:18:54] +General Autismo: "I'll t-trade you a shiny mew if you have sex with me"
  487. [23:18:55] +General Autismo: B^)
  488. [23:19:00] +Aggi: MANGO
  489. [23:19:01] +arottenmango: well Idk if she's worth it
  490. [23:19:06] +Aggi: SELL YOUR SHINIES TO HER FOR DICK
  491. [23:19:09] +Aggi: I MEAN SEX
  492. [23:19:09] +arottenmango: we don't have thtat much in common
  493. [23:19:10] @Scotteh: mango
  494. [23:19:13] @Scotteh: seriously
  495. [23:19:14] +Clefairy: >for dick
  496. [23:19:15] +Clefairy: aggi pls
  497. [23:19:17] +Aggi: :^)
  498. [23:19:20] @BassWins: to her for dick
  499. [23:19:20] +Rhayader: MANGO SHE ASKED F YOU LIKE POKEMON HOLY SHIT
  500. [23:19:22] +arottenmango: and she seems easy like what if she forgets about me
  501. [23:19:25] +arottenmango: and fucks some other guys
  502. [23:19:26] @Scotteh: please try and seriously reevaluate the entire situation objectively
  503. [23:19:28] +arottenmango: guy*
  504. [23:19:29] +Rhayader: SHE BROUGHT UP LIKING SEX
  505. [23:19:29] +Clefairy: showdrama
  506. [23:19:39] +Rhayader: SHE BROUGHT UP LIKING SEX
  507. [23:19:57] @Scotteh: if this isn't a ruse, you are in some shit right now
  508. [23:20:01] +arottenmango: oh new message
  509. [23:20:01] +General Autismo: THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN
  510. [23:20:01] +Rhayader: HOW CAN YOU FUCK THIS UP
  511. [23:20:01] +Aggi: Clefair, this isn't drama, this is Mango flailing around like a fucking mental case.
  512. [23:20:01] +arottenmango: "Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex"
  513. [23:20:01] +General Autismo: http://91.121.21.133:2088/h/92e05e3d907ed6bdb1e09dd62df9427f229df057-154270-1200-900-jpg/keystamp=1395786300-0298f4d8a8/h16.jpg
  514. [23:20:01] +Frysinger: mango tell her how many push ups you can do that'll impress her
  515. [23:20:01] +MagikarpFisherman: I don't think this really qualifies as drama
  516. [23:20:02] +General Autismo: http://91.121.21.133:2088/h/92e05e3d907ed6bdb1e09dd62df9427f229df057-154270-1200-900-jpg/keystamp=1395786300-0298f4d8a8/h16.jpg
  517. [23:20:02] +arottenmango: what does that even mean
  518. [23:20:02] +Draws-stuff: HEY SHOWDERP, GUESS WHAT ALEXWOLF'S BEEN UP TO http://i.4cdn.org/vp/src/1395785591297.png
  519. [23:20:02] %nldvkie: What the fuck are you doing m8
  520. [23:20:02] +MagikarpFisherman: more entertainment
  521. [23:20:02] +General Autismo: http://91.121.21.133:2088/h/92e05e3d907ed6bdb1e09dd62df9427f229df057-154270-1200-900-jpg/keystamp=1395786300-0298f4d8a8/h16.jpg
  522. [23:20:02] +mr. ko: mango just say you want to stick it in her
  523. [23:20:02] @stretcher: New battle posted in bread: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-102665547
  524. [23:20:04] +Keb: !uptime
  525. Uptime: 2 days, 12 hours
  526. [23:20:05] +BLOODLESSHEART: mango: git gud
  527. [23:20:09] +Keb: dayum
  528. [23:20:17] @Ridaz: [22:20:00] +arottenmango: "Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex"
  529. [23:20:18] @Ridaz: [22:20:00] +arottenmango: "Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex"
  530. [23:20:18] @Ridaz: [22:20:00] +arottenmango: "Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex"
  531. [23:20:21] +arottenmango: what does that even mean
  532. [23:20:21] +Clefairy: True aggi, true
  533. [23:20:22] %nldvkie: holy shit draws
  534. [23:20:23] +CLI: draws
  535. [23:20:24] +CLI: old news
  536. [23:20:29] +mr. ko: ask her if she likes it dry
  537. [23:20:30] +CLI: :^)
  538. [23:20:31] +Clefairy: Also draws jesus christ alexwolf is such a fage
  539. [23:20:33] +Rhayader: SHE WANTS YOU TO FUCK HER
  540. [23:20:37] +Draws-stuff: Really?
  541. [23:20:43] +MagikarpFisherman: hey gurl, want to make fuck?
  542. [23:20:46] +Draws-stuff: Man, why is alexwolf such a fag
  543. [23:20:48] %nldvkie: mango why are you getting advice from us
  544. [23:20:48] +General Autismo: give her the spoiler: shiny
  545. [23:20:48] +General Autismo: http://91.121.21.133:2088/h/92e05e3d907ed6bdb1e09dd62df9427f229df057-154270-1200-900-jpg/keystamp=1395786300-0298f4d8a8/h16.jpg
  546. [23:20:50] %nldvkie: seriously
  547. [23:20:50] +arottenmango: like is she surprised Im not asking her to fuck
  548. [23:20:52] +Clefairy: AUTISMO
  549. [23:20:53] +Clefairy: PLS
  550. [23:20:55] +Draws-stuff: Fortress is a bad pokemon
  551. [23:20:56] +General Autismo: :^)
  552. [23:20:56] %nldvkie: talk to like a real person
  553. [23:20:59] +arottenmango: or is she surprised Im not mad at her for being a slut
  554. [23:21:02] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE ASK HER OVER
  555. [23:21:04] +BLOODLESSHEART: dude fuggin make out with her and stuff dude and be passionate n shit and enjoy being with a girl
  556. [23:21:05] +CLI: forretress a shit
  557. [23:21:06] @Ridaz: >implying we're not real
  558. [23:21:06] +Draws-stuff: Slurpuff and furfro unviable in ou
  559. [23:21:10] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE ASK HER OVER
  560. [23:21:11] +BLOODLESSHEART: spoiler: instincts, n shit
  561. [23:21:11] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE ASK HER OVER
  562. [23:21:12] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE ASK HER OVER
  563. [23:21:17] +CLI: !data slurpuff
  564. 685
  565. Slurpuff
  566.  
  567. Sweet Veil
  568. Unburden
  569. HP
  570. 82
  571. Atk
  572. 80
  573. Def
  574. 86
  575. SpA
  576. 85
  577. SpD
  578. 75
  579. Spe
  580. 72
  581. BST
  582. 480
  583. [23:21:17] +leddit: fortress is good if you want painful sex
  584. [23:21:20] +CLI: hi i'm slurpuff
  585. [23:21:21] +MagikarpFisherman: tell her she can go once she's eaten all the eggs
  586. [23:21:24] +leddit: but for oral use goodra
  587. [23:21:27] +CLI: you say heatran? i say come at me
  588. [23:21:34] +General Autismo: challenge her to a YGO duel
  589. [23:21:39] +mr. ko: mango just ask her out you beta
  590. [23:21:39] +Aggi: [23:21:34] +General Autismo: challenge her to a YGO duel
  591. [23:21:40] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE GET THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OVER YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
  592. [23:21:42] +Aggi: do this you sperglord
  593. [23:21:45] +arottenmango: Im gonna say
  594. [23:21:45] +MagikarpFisherman: NO YOU MUST EAT ALL THE EGGS
  595. [23:21:48] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE GET THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OVER YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
  596. [23:22:01] +Rhayader: MANGO PLEASE GET THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OVER YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
  597. [23:22:02] +arottenmango: "what does that even mean"
  598. [23:22:04] +General Autismo: if you win she gets to be your slave
  599. [23:22:05] +arottenmango: >nothing to lose
  600. [23:22:05] +Aggi: [23:21:45] +arottenmango: Im gonna say
  601. [23:22:05] %nldvkie: EGGS
  602. [23:22:05] +BLOODLESSHEART: good thing my waifu plays pogeyman at least heh
  603. [23:22:05] +Aggi: [23:21:45] +MagikarpFisherman: NO YOU MUST EAT ALL THE EGGS
  604. [23:22:05] +Aggi: FUCKING LEL
  605. [23:22:05] %nldvkie: EGGS
  606. [23:22:06] +arottenmango: this is a girl who just moved in near me
  607. [23:22:07] +Palmtop Taiga: That gigantic booty
  608. [23:22:08] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
  609. [23:22:09] +mr. ko: EAT ALL THE EGGS
  610. [23:22:12] +arottenmango: and wants me potentially
  611. [23:22:24] %nldvkie: EGGS
  612. [23:22:24] +Rhayader: >POTENTIALLY
  613. [23:22:24] +Clefairy: Oh!
  614. [23:22:25] +Clefairy: A shiny!!!
  615. [23:22:26] +General Autismo: stop spamming y-you JEW :^(
  616. [23:22:27] +Aggi: [23:22:02] +arottenmango: "what does that even mean"
  617. [23:22:28] +Aggi: Confirmed wanting to RP as her queer friend
  618. [23:22:39] +arottenmango: wait but
  619. [23:22:39] %nldvkie: A SHINY!!!
  620. [23:22:43] +Clefairy: lel magikarp that fucking thread
  621. [23:22:44] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
  622. [23:22:45] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
  623. [23:22:46] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
  624. [23:22:54] +leddit: YES
  625. [23:22:55] @Scotteh: you have absolutely everything to lose.
  626. [23:22:56] +arottenmango: wait
  627. [23:22:57] +General Autismo: jews confirmed shitposters
  628. [23:22:59] +Clefairy: give her the eggs
  629. [23:23:00] %nldvkie: what the fuck is this chat
  630. [23:23:07] +General Autismo: feed her eggs and milk
  631. [23:23:08] +General Autismo: :^)
  632. [23:23:08] +leddit: GET THE SHINY GIRLFRIEND
  633. [23:23:10] %nldvkie: also what clefair said
  634. [23:23:11] @Ridaz: [22:22:59] %nldvkie: what the fuck is this chat
  635. [23:23:11] @Ridaz: This
  636. [23:23:18] +arottenmango: it's too cold to talk to her too
  637. [23:23:21] +Rhayader: DO IT FOR ME INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
  638. [23:23:21] +arottenmango: fug
  639. [23:23:23] +leddit: fucke
  640. [23:23:24] +General Autismo: mango just leave
  641. [23:23:25] @Ridaz: >too cold
  642. [23:23:26] +leddit: shut your mouth
  643. [23:23:26] +MagikarpFisherman: but what if shiny girlfriend has bad nature?
  644. [23:23:27] +leddit: do it
  645. [23:23:27] +Aggi: [23:23:18] +arottenmango: it's too cold to talk to her too
  646. [23:23:28] +General Autismo: this will only get worse
  647. [23:23:30] +Aggi: TOO COLD TO PHONE
  648. [23:23:33] +leddit: i live in fucking michigan
  649. [23:23:36] +arottenmango: no Ican walk over there
  650. [23:23:40] %nldvkie: shinies have shit ivs anyway
  651. [23:23:41] +Rhayader: ASK HER OVER SO YOU CAN GET WARM TOGETHER
  652. [23:23:42] +arottenmango: she lives 5 houses down freom me
  653. [23:23:45] +Frysinger: leddit it's not that cold here atm
  654. [23:23:46] +leddit: and shits cold as fuck 32 degrees water can freeze
  655. [23:23:47] +Frysinger: it's only like 30
  656. [23:23:52] +mr. ko: ask the neighbors for an orgy parry
  657. [23:24:14] +Rhayader: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>literally 100 meters away
  658. [23:24:15] +Rhayader: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mango pls
  659. [23:24:15] %nldvkie: Show her your reuniclus
  660. [23:24:22] +Clefairy: This is what happens when a 4chan user from /vp/ tries to get laid.
  661. [23:24:33] +Aggi: >"Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex"
  662. [23:24:34] @Scotteh: Clefair, majority of us are normal
  663. [23:24:36] +Aggi: She's either implying you're a faggot, or that you havn't noticed her yet as more, than just the qt.314 around the block.
  664. [23:24:39] +mr. ko: yeah
  665. +sanloss left
  666. [23:24:40] +Clefairy: <:^) ik scotteh
  667. [23:24:45] +General Autismo: ask her to rp with you and your shiny
  668. [23:24:46] +General Autismo: http://exhentai.org/s/0310f214fb/686390-21
  669. [23:24:46] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
  670. [23:24:47] +General Autismo: :^)
  671. [23:24:51] +leddit: but the minority of us are neckbeards
  672. [23:24:54] +leddit: aka clefair
  673. [23:24:55] +Rhayader: PLEASE MANGO IM BEGGING YOU
  674. [23:24:55] +mr. ko: TELL HER YOU OWN A WII U BITHCES LOVE WII U
  675. [23:25:07] +Aggi: Don't ask her what she means, ask her why. If you are even gonna ask her.
  676. [23:25:08] +Rhayader: she brought up liking sex TWICE
  677. [23:25:09] +leddit: MANGO DO IT
  678. [23:25:14] +arottenmango: ok aggi
  679. [23:25:15] +General Autismo: rhayader why do you keep spamming xbox
  680. [23:25:16] +Clefairy: leddit I-I..:
  681. [23:25:17] +Clefairy: Don't have a beard even
  682. [23:25:17] %nldvkie: capping this chat
  683. [23:25:26] +Rhayader: she said she likes xbox
  684. [23:25:27] +Rhayader: earlier
  685. [23:25:29] +General Autismo: oh
  686. [23:25:29] +MagikarpFisherman: why do you even care Rhayader, guy doesn't deserve to get his dick wet
  687. [23:25:36] +arottenmango: Ill pastebin it ok
  688. [23:25:36] +mr. ko: this
  689. [23:25:39] +mr. ko: he is too beta
  690. [23:25:45] +Rhayader: IM NOT GIVING UP
  691. [23:25:55] +arottenmango: no you guys are confusing me fuck
  692. [23:26:00] +Rhayader: IM HELPING THIS 17 YEAR OLD BETA GETTING LAID FUCK
  693. [23:26:04] +MagikarpFisherman: he'll probably invite her over and force her to eat all the eggs
  694. [23:26:24] +Rhayader: INVITE HER OVER TO PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT PLEASE
  695. [23:26:24] +mr. ko: just do what your gut says
  696. [23:26:24] +Aggi: But the sentence "Im actually quite shocked that your not questioning me about sex" reffers to her thinking of you as a beta and/or faggot.
  697. [23:26:26] +Rhayader: PLEASE MANGO
  698. [23:26:26] +Frysinger: >implying you're any better
  699. [23:26:27] +Asstoblast: give her your dick /b/ro
  700. [23:26:27] +MagikarpFisherman: thinking it's considerate
  701. [23:26:27] +Asstoblast: xDD
  702. [23:26:27] %nldvkie: ^
  703. [23:26:39] +arottenmango: ok
  704. [23:26:41] +Rhayader: MANGO ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE BEFORE THE FRIEND ZONE
  705. [23:26:43] +arottenmango: I asked her why shes shocked
  706. [23:26:45] +Frysinger: no one knows if you even get any Rhayader
  707. [23:26:46] +Rhayader: LITERALLY LAST CHANCE
  708. [23:26:46] %nldvkie: Sorry, we lost our connection to plug.dj. Click OK to refresh and try again.
  709. [23:26:46] +Frysinger: so
  710. [23:26:46] +Rhayader: NO
  711. [23:26:47] +mr. ko: NO
  712. [23:26:48] +mr. ko: NO
  713. [23:26:48] +Rhayader: SHIT
  714. [23:26:51] +Aggi: FUCKING LEL
  715. [23:26:52] +mr. ko: YOU FUCKING DINGUS
  716. [23:26:54] +Rhayader: NO SEX FOR YOU
  717. [23:26:56] +Aggi: HE FUCKING DID IT
  718. [23:26:59] +mr. ko: MAN UP YOU QUEER
  719. [23:27:02] +Raniel: WELCOME TO THE FRIENDZONE
  720. [23:27:03] @Ridaz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  721. [23:27:06] +Sarinoto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  722. [23:27:07] +arottenmango: besides I can get out of the friendzone r-right guys?
  723. [23:27:07] %nldvkie: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
  724. [23:27:10] %nldvkie: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  725. [23:27:12] +Asstoblast: I don't even anymore.
  726. [23:27:13] %nldvkie: CUMSHIT
  727. [23:27:16] +Aggi: NO YOU CAN'T, YOU FUCK-WIT
  728. [23:27:16] +mr. ko: FRIENDZONE:POPULATION YOU
  729. [23:27:19] +Sarinoto: YA BLEW IT
  730. [23:27:23] +Rhayader: I LIVE IN FUCKING ISRAEL AND I CAN HEAR HER VAGINA SHUTTING DOWN ALL ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN
  731. [23:27:24] +arottenmango: it's ok it's ok
  732. [23:27:25] +Sarinoto: YOU ARE THE KING OF ITALIA
  733. [23:27:25] +arottenmango: I
  734. [23:27:26] %nldvkie: INB4 GIANT RUSE
  735. [23:27:28] +Aggi: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE FRIEND ZONE?
  736. [23:27:30] +Sarinoto: PASTA MASTA
  737. [23:27:37] +arottenmango: will just tell her my friends asked to say that stuff
  738. [23:27:37] +mr. ko: mother mia
  739. [23:27:37] +arottenmango: right
  740. [23:27:39] +Sarinoto: FUCKIN
  741. [23:27:39] +arottenmango: fug
  742. PokeTrainerKala joined
  743. [23:27:41] +mr. ko: NO
  744. [23:27:42] +Sarinoto: KING
  745. [23:27:43] +Sarinoto: OF
  746. [23:27:45] +Sarinoto: ITALIA
  747. [23:27:46] +mr. ko: YOU IDIOT
  748. [23:27:48] +Aggi: >mixing friends into it
  749. [23:27:48] @Ridaz: YOU DON?T FYCUNG
  750. [23:27:48] +Rhayader: >MY FRIENDS TOOK MY PHONE
  751. [23:27:49] +Raniel: >backing off
  752. [23:27:50] +Aggi: FUCKING
  753. [23:27:50] @Ridaz: lwjuNLOOLIUGWBKIFJHSLOHBGWOBHGWSINPGOBIRG
  754. [23:27:54] +Sarinoto: YOU SHOULD BE CALLED PAPINI
  755. [23:27:54] +Raniel: THAT'S EVEN WORSE
  756. [23:27:58] +mr. ko: HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE THIS BETA
  757. [23:27:58] %nldvkie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  758. [23:28:01] %nldvkie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  759. [23:28:01] +General Autismo: This is worse than shitposting hours.
  760. [23:28:01] +Aggi: IS THIS A RUSE?!
  761. +Alkanos and PokeTrainerKala left
  762. [23:28:02] +Rhayader: SOMEONE CAP THIS CHAT OH GOD
  763. [23:28:02] +arottenmango: no not "my friends took my phone"
  764. [23:28:03] +Palmtop Taiga: Holy shit
  765. [23:28:03] +General Autismo: ;__;
  766. [23:28:03] %nldvkie: WHAT
  767. [23:28:05] %nldvkie: IS
  768. [23:28:06] +Palmtop Taiga: I'm crying
  769. [23:28:06] @Ridaz: MANGO I'M GOING TO FUCKING BAN YOUR FUCKING ASS
  770. [23:28:06] %nldvkie: GOING
  771. [23:28:07] +Aggi: IS THIS A FUCKING RUSE?!
  772. [23:28:07] %nldvkie: ON
  773. [23:28:10] +mr. ko: DO IT
  774. [23:28:10] +Aggi: NO RIDAZ
  775. [23:28:11] +arottenmango: "listen I'm sorry about yesterday"
  776. [23:28:11] +Rhayader: RIDAZ PLEASE DO IT
  777. [23:28:12] +arottenmango: NO
  778. [23:28:13] +General Autismo: ridaz pls
  779. [23:28:13] +MagikarpFisherman: haha
  780. [23:28:14] +leddit: mango
  781. [23:28:15] +arottenmango: pls Im sorry
  782. [23:28:15] +General Autismo: no ban
  783. [23:28:27] +mr. ko: NO
  784. [23:28:28] +leddit: kill yourself
  785. [23:28:29] +General Autismo: just shut up
  786. [23:28:29] +Rhayader: RIDAZ PLS
  787. [23:28:29] +arottenmango: I offered to leave
  788. [23:28:29] +CLI: BANNED
  789. [23:28:30] %nldvkie: YOU FUCKING IDIOT
  790. [23:28:30] +MagikarpFisherman: ridaz pls
  791. [23:28:30] +Aggi: RIDAZ, I'LL CALL YOU RIDE ASS UNTIL THE END OF TIME IF YOU BAN HIM
  792. [23:28:31] +mr. ko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  793. [23:28:32] +CLI: YOU'RE BANNED
  794. [23:28:32] +mr. ko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  795. [23:28:32] +Palmtop Taiga: >not making him room owner for that
  796. [23:28:32] %nldvkie: YOU FUCKNG IDIOT
  797. +Annie-May left
  798. [23:28:39] +Palmtop Taiga: shiggy diggy
  799. [23:28:40] +Rhayader: SOMEONE CAP THE CHAT
  800. [23:28:44] +General Autismo: yfw this was all a ruse
  801. [23:28:45] +arottenmango: she said
  802. [23:28:46] %nldvkie: YOU DUM BIDIOT
  803. [23:28:50] +Aggi: OK GUYS
  804. [23:28:51] +leddit: mango
  805. [23:28:53] +Rhayader: SHE SAID WELCOME TO THE FRIENDZONE JACKASS
  806. [23:28:54] +leddit: go kill urself
  807. [23:28:55] +Aggi: [23:28:45] +arottenmango: she said
  808. [23:28:58] +leddit: if you cant talk to a girl
  809. [23:28:59] +mr. ko: AH HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FAGGOT
  810. [23:28:59] +Aggi: pls b gud
  811. [23:29:00] +arottenmango: "normally I get asked about favorite positions, (details about sex)
  812. [23:29:00] +leddit: nigga you cant live
  813. [23:29:01] +arottenmango: and I said
  814. [23:29:07] +Aggi: [23:29:00] +arottenmango: "normally I get asked about favorite positions, (details about sex)
  815. [23:29:08] +Aggi: [23:29:00] +arottenmango: "normally I get asked about favorite positions, (details about sex)
  816. [23:29:09] +Aggi: [23:29:00] +arottenmango: "normally I get asked about favorite positions, (details about sex)
  817. [23:29:09] +mr. ko: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  818. [23:29:10] +leddit: what
  819. [23:29:11] +Rhayader: IM FUCKING DYING
  820. [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  821. [23:29:11] %nldvkie: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  822. [23:29:13] %nldvkie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  823. [23:29:14] @Ridaz: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  824. [23:29:15] +Rhayader: WHAT
  825. [23:29:16] +Aggi: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  826. [23:29:16] +Rhayader: WHAT
  827. [23:29:16] +Aggi: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  828. [23:29:17] +Raniel: >>>
  829. [23:29:17] +Rhayader: WHAT
  830. [23:29:17] +Aggi: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  831. [23:29:17] +Rhayader: WHAT
  832. [23:29:18] +Rhayader: WHAT
  833. [23:29:18] +Aggi: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  834. [23:29:18] +Aggi: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  835. [23:29:19] +Rhayader: WHAT
  836. [23:29:19] +Rhayader: WHAT
  837. [23:29:20] %nldvkie: AFSDASDFFASDFASDFASDFSADF
  838. [23:29:23] +MagikarpFisherman: this chat is really something tonight
  839. [23:29:23] +mr. ko: IM PISSED
  840. [23:29:27] +Raniel: YOU HAD AVOIDED THE BULLET
  841. [23:29:28] @Ridaz: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAIIT FOR ANOTHER TIME
  842. [23:29:29] %nldvkie: WOW
  843. [23:29:32] +Sarinoto: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJA
  844. [23:29:33] +mr. ko: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  845. [23:29:33] %nldvkie: WOW
  846. [23:29:33] @stretcher: New battle posted in bread: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-102668937
  847. [23:29:36] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  848. [23:29:37] +Rhayader: SHE OFFERS HER VAGINA AS A SACRIFICE AND YOU DENIED IT
  849. [23:29:41] %nldvkie: JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
  850. [23:29:41] +Palmtop Taiga: top
  851. [23:29:43] +Palmtop Taiga: fucking
  852. [23:29:46] %nldvkie: KEK
  853. [23:29:46] +General Autismo: wait
  854. [23:29:46] +Palmtop Taiga: blast
  855. [23:29:49] +Palmtop Taiga: I don't evn
  856. [23:29:52] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  857. [23:29:53] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  858. [23:29:53] +Sarinoto: PAPINI KING OF ITALIA
  859. [23:29:54] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  860. [23:29:56] +General Autismo: so she asked about your favorite sex positions?
  861. [23:29:56] +Palmtop Taiga: My voice
  862. [23:29:58] @BassWins: this is fucking hilarious
  863. [23:30:00] +Palmtop Taiga: is slippign away
  864. [23:30:00] +mr. ko: how the hell do you get rejected like this when she is litterally laying it all in front of you
  865. [23:30:03] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE A FUCKING BETA
  866. [23:30:04] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE A FUCKING BETA
  867. [23:30:04] %nldvkie: AYYYYY LMAO
  868. [23:30:06] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE A FUCKING BETA
  869. [23:30:07] +General Autismo: DID SHE ASK ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE POSITIONS?
  870. [23:30:10] %nldvkie: HAHAHA
  871. [23:30:11] +Rhayader: THIS IS HER NORMAL TALK WHEN SHES HORNY AND MANGO JUST DENIES HIMSELF OF SEX
  872. [23:30:15] %nldvkie: SHIT
  873. [23:30:18] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE A FUCKING BETA**
  874. [23:30:19] %nldvkie: FUCK EVERYTHING
  875. [23:30:21] +Aggi: I HAVE LATELY BEEN AN EMOTIONAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL WRECK THE PAST FEW WEEKS, MANGO
  876. [23:30:22] +Clefairy: I wonder how this would've went without showderps "help"
  877. [23:30:40] +Sarinoto: kekkest top
  878. [23:30:42] +Aggi: YOU FUCKING FIXED ME
  879. [23:30:44] +Rhayader: **SHE BROUGHT UP SEX 3 TIMES ALREADY
  880. [23:30:44] +arottenmango: ok guys
  881. [23:30:44] +Clefairy: Hahaha
  882. [23:30:44] +Palmtop Taiga: I'm starting to laugh like a pansy, good job mango
  883. [23:30:45] +Rhayader: THREE
  884. [23:30:45] +arottenmango: fuck tyou
  885. [23:30:45] %nldvkie: ^
  886. [23:30:45] +arottenmango: Im going to go masturbate with her
  887. [23:30:45] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE
  888. [23:30:45] +MagikarpFisherman: have we even helped yet?
  889. [23:30:46] %nldvkie: You're a fucking idiot asking us for help
  890. [23:30:46] +Mellowlicious: not as shilarious that's for sure, clefairy
  891. [23:30:46] +Not Canadian: A
  892. [23:30:46] +MagikarpFisherman: I thought this was just him talking about it
  893. [23:30:46] +Not Canadian: FUCKING
  894. [23:30:46] %nldvkie: it can't be real
  895. [23:30:46] +Not Canadian: BETA
  896. [23:30:48] +arottenmango: pce
  897. [23:30:50] +mr. ko: MANGO YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY MADE ME SO PISSED OFF I CANT FINISH MY PORKCHPS BECAUSE IM GRINDING MY TEETH
  898. [23:30:59] +arottenmango: ;___;
  899. [23:31:04] +General Autismo: leave imo
  900. [23:31:05] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  901. [23:31:06] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  902. [23:31:07] +MagikarpFisherman: not worth getting mad over, just laugh
  903. [23:31:07] +Not Canadian: [23:29:11] +arottenmango: "ohhh that stuff can wait for another time right lmao"
  904. +arottenmango left
  905. [23:31:10] +Not Canadian: YOU ARE
  906. [23:31:13] +Not Canadian: A
  907. [23:31:13] +Clefairy: WOW
  908. [23:31:14] +Aggi: FUCK
  909. [23:31:14] +Not Canadian: FUCKING
  910. [23:31:14] +Not Canadian: BETA
  911. [23:31:16] +Rhayader: SHE BROUGHT UP SEX 3 TIMES ALRADY AFTER YOU FUCKED UP AFTER EACH TIME AND YOU STILL KEEP FUCKING UP
  912. [23:31:17] +Palmtop Taiga: top hue
  913. +timper joined
  914. [23:31:22] %nldvkie: +arottenmango left
  915. [23:31:24] +Aggi: SOMEONE PASTEBIN THIS SHIT
  916. [23:31:27] +CLI: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-102668275 NON MEGA AMPHAROS IN UBERS
  917. [23:31:27] +Aggi: ALL OF IT
  918. [23:31:27] %Morfent: wud u a gawappamon http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090205055502/digimon/images/c/c7/Gwappamon_b.jpg
  919. [23:31:29] +mr. ko: i
  920. [23:31:34] +mr. ko: i need to calm down
  921. [23:31:36] +Not Canadian: AY"LL DO IT LMOA
  922. [23:31:42] +timper: wait what
  923. [23:31:42] +mr. ko: my dinger donger is throbbing
  924. [23:31:44] +General Autismo: someone better cap this shit
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