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Ice Weather We're Having (a SheZow fic)

Mar 23rd, 2013
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  1. Guy, Maz, and Kelly were all gathered in the She-Lair. It was a Friday and school was done for the day, so the trio had plenty of time to spend as they pleased. Unfortunately for Guy, Kelly was dead-set on him doing some extra training, after she had heard about how hard a time he had against the robot that had showed up in Megadale. Guy leaned back on the couch, doing his best to ignore Kelly's persistence as Maz was indulging in more of their Chipadillas. "Why does it matter, Kelly? Did you not hear the part where I said 'invisible Boomerang Brush'? Like anyone will ever be able to top THAT," Guy bragged. "Maz even thought I had PSYCHIC POWERS."
  2. "Ugh. There's no such thing as an unbeatable tactic. I'll give you credit for your quick thinking, but you can't rely on cheap tricks to win your fights. You need to hone your actual fighting ability, too!" Kelly insisted.
  3. "You worry too much! Besides, Maz has my back. Right, Maz?" Guy asked. Maz gave a thumbs up, unable to speak due to the mouthful of Chipadillas. Grinning, Guy slapped Maz on the shoulder, causing Maz to choke on the Chipadillas and cough a few times. He quickly grabbed his open Fizz Burp from the floor and washed them down with it.
  4. Kelly snickered. "The only reason Maz is still ALIVE is due to luck. Sooner or later, he's going to get hit by a stray bullet. Or a Chipadilla."
  5. Maz dug his wallet out of his pocket and began going through the contents. "One, two, three, four...so, how much are bulletproof vests, anyway?"
  6. "Maybe Dad has one that he grew out of from when he was a kid," Guy suggested.
  7. "Sweet, let's go ask!" Maz exclaimed. The two of them got up and headed for the She-Lair's elevator. They got on board and rode the elevator back up to the house.
  8. Rubbing her eyes and blinking a few times, Kelly walked over to Sheila and looked up at her. "So, that robot was based on one of Weather Weirdo's, right?"
  9. "Yes. It seems Megamonkey was able to scavenge one of them from the crash site. He likely got quite a number of other things, too," Sheila confirmed.
  10. "You don't seem to be the slightest bit concerned," Kelly pointed out. She sighed, turning away.
  11. "Me, concerned? I already knew what that robot was capable of. If I thought SheZow wouldn't be able to beat it with his own power, I'd have taken measures," Sheila explained.
  12. "What 'measures'? And how did you know about the robot before the fight?" Kelly asked.
  13. "You give me far too little credit. I was using the SheZow satellite to spy on the little 'tech demo', as it was," Sheila answered. She grinned as she often does. "Would you like to see the video?"
  14. "Maybe later." Kelly looked over toward the elevator. "For now..." She continued to stare for several seconds. "Aaaany minute now..."
  15. "Lame!" came the sound of Guy's voice as he and Maz rode the elevator back down to the She-Lair. "I can't believe Dad's childhood was so...boring!"
  16. Maz shrugged. "Oh well, it was worth a shot."
  17. "C'mon, Guy, I came up with a new training regiment for you!" Kelly exclaimed. She ran to the center of the She-Lair and patted on a tennis ball launcher.
  18. "I already did that one," Guy pointed out.
  19. "It's PRACTICE. You're going to be doing more than one session, you know!" Kelly informed. "And I watched the footage of your fight with that robot. You were jumping around way too much! If you had deflected the beams back AT the robot, you could have minimized damage to the city!"
  20. "Easier said than done! Those weren't beams from the midgets' little squirt gun looking lasers! Those things even knocked the She-C-10 around!" Guy told. His expression had turned serious; a rare sight for Guy when he wasn't SheZow.
  21. "And that's why training has to happen!" Kelly crossed her arms and glared at Guy. "Now get changed!"
  22. "Oh, fine. You go, girl!" Guy transformed into SheZow and produced his Laser Lipstick.
  23. "We're not going to blindfold you this time, but..." Kelly grabbed a tarp and removed it from its position, revealing a second tennis ball launcher. "...I noticed that robot had two guns, so I figure this is a good chance to get you more practice at blocking attacks from two different angles."
  24. "Do I get a second Laser Lipstick?" SheZow asked.
  25. "Ha ha ha ha!" Kelly burst out laughing. "Nice try. No cop-outs this time."
  26. "A second Laser Lipstick, you say..." Sheila commented.
  27. "Hmm? Something on your mind, Sheila?" Kelly asked.
  28. "Oh, I'm just thinking out loud. Continue," Sheila replied.
  29. "Maz, over here. We can use you for the manual labor, seeing as you're the only dude in the room right now," Kelly told with a grin.
  30. "Yeah, Maz, hop to it!" SheZow added.
  31. Maz sighed. "Yes, ma'ams."
  32. "I'll just need you to adjust the launchers' positions every few minutes. Try to keep them about the same distance from each other as the robot's laser cannons to start, but later on maybe we can spread them out more to simulate multiple opponents," Kelly suggested. Maz nodded and adjusted the machines' positions; he then manned one while Kelly manned the other.
  33. Maz gave a thumbs up. "All set. You, SheZow?"
  34. "Give me everything you've got!" SheZow told, smiling intently. Maz started his machine up first, while Kelly timed hers so that it would create an alternating pattern. SheZow was swift in blocking the tennis balls.
  35. "Oh, and you can't use your feet or bare hands! We're simulating lasers, here! Laser Lipstick ONLY!" Kelly yelled. At that point, SheZow got hit in the face with a couple of balls.
  36. "Thanks for DISTRACTING me, Kelly!" SheZow complained. He got his rhythm back quickly enough, however.
  37. Kelly raised an eyebrow before a sadistic smile appeared on her face. "Good idea! Maz, do your best to randomly distract him. Distractions happen in battle, am I right?"
  38. "Distractions, huh? Yeah, I think I can manage that," Maz replied, winking.
  39. SheZow looked nervous at this point. "Uh-oh."
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  41. "After ice silenced that SheZap girl for good, doing the same to SheZow will be easy!" Coldfinger boasted. There was no one with him in his room; he was simply talking to himself as he often did. He looked outside. "Looks like the perfect day to send her an invitation. HAHAHAHA!!"
  42. "Timmy! Are you doing what I think you're doing?" came the voice of Coldfinger's mother. She was standing on the other side of his door.
  43. "Mother, I'm trying to get in the MOOD, here! Leave me to my ice-olation!" Coldfinger demanded.
  44. "I haven't seen that little girlfriend of yours for a while. What was her name again?"
  45. "SHEBANG ISN'T MY GIRLFRIEND!" Coldfinger protested.
  46. "Well, you knew who I was referring to! Is she doing well?"
  47. "I don't know! I haven't seen her since that time I came home late!" Coldfinger told.
  48. "You should invite her over for dinner sometime. I'd like to talk to her more!"
  49. Coldfinger growled and clenched his fists. "AFTER I take out SheZow, SheBang is next!"
  50. "Don't play with girls' hearts, Timmy. Be faithful, understand?"
  51. "AAAGGGHH!!" Coldfinger promptly jumped out of the window, forming an ice slide in mid-air and sliding down to the ground outside. He then took off, aiming to put as much distance between him and his mother as possible. After about thirty seconds of running, Coldfinger stopped and turned around, facing his home. "And AGAIN, it's not 'Timmy'! It's 'Coldfinger'!" Coldfinger shouted at the top of his lungs. Pedestrians and drivers alike gave him awkward looks. Ignoring them, Coldfinger walked away, heading for Megadale's beach.
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  53. "SheZow!" Kelly interrupted. "Pick up the pace on the right!"
  54. SheZow continued to block the barrage of incoming tennis balls, holding the Laser Lipstick in his left hand whenever he wasn't using a two-handed grip. He spoke without making eye contact with Kelly. "But it's further to reach!"
  55. "You need to be more flexible with your whole body, not just your arms! Twist that waist, work those legs!" Kelly pointed out. "Here, try this on for size!" At that point, Kelly tilted the tennis ball machine that she was in charge of, causing the balls to fire at a lower angle. Maz tilted his own machine upward.
  56. "Whoa...WHOA! Hey!" SheZow panicked, instinctively dodging rather than blocking, his rhythm having been broken. Kelly groaned and turned her machine off, motioning for Maz to do the same with his. SheZow breathed a sigh of relief and deactivated the Laser Lipstick.
  57. "C'mon, where's my SheZow?" Maz asked, tilting his head and giving SheZow a funny look. He poked SheZow's forehead a few times.
  58. "It was easier the first time. Even without being able to see, the She-S-P made up for it. But this time around, there's twice as many targets and I have fewer moves," SheZow explained.
  59. "Well, you can't go trying to block lasers or even bullets with just your hands or feet. Even your cape got pierced by Tara's nails, remember?" Kelly reminded. "The Laser Lipstick, though...it's been able to block almost anything thrown at it! You just have to keep practicing."
  60. "The whole tennis ball thing, though? That's lame. Don't you think it would be better if SheZow did this with real lasers?" Maz asked. "We could go see if that shady guy has any for sale!"
  61. "I am NOT going back in there," Kelly stated. "But that's a good point. Can't practice reflecting with something that just gets sliced in half."
  62. "Then how about we go find SheBang? She shoots lasers!" Maz suggested. He produced a camera. "And speaking of shooting..."
  63. SheZow grinned. "I almost forgot about that! Those pictures made us some nice spending money."
  64. Kelly narrowed her eyes at the two boys. "SheZow doesn't need money!"
  65. "But...I do!" Maz pointed out. Kelly tried to snatch the camera away from Maz, but he held it out of her reach.
  66. Sheila suddenly disrupted the conversation with her usual alert. "Shemergency. Shemergency."
  67. Kelly grumbled. "You're off the hook this time, Maz." She sat down in her chair in front of Sheila. "What's the occasion, Sheila?"
  68. "It's snowing at the beach," Sheila informed. The three others all stared in disbelief.
  69. "Well, okay, that's WEIRD, but how is that a shemergency?" SheZow asked.
  70. Sheila showed some footage of the beach in question, getting covered in snow. Even the water that was close was getting frozen over. At the center of this weather variance was Coldfinger, laughing like a madman. All of the beach goers had already fled. "As you can see, Coldfinger is ruining what was a perfectly good day for beach volleyball."
  71. "Not the beach volleyball!" Maz exclaimed. "Let's go put a boot up his butt!"
  72. SheZow raised an eyebrow. "A seaside battle, huh?" He then turned to Maz. "You wanna drive?"
  73. "Remember, SheZow. Keep the battle on land. If you go underwater, it's all over," Sheila reminded.
  74. "No worries, Sheila!" SheZow assured. "Maz will watch my back."
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  76. At the beach, no one had been attacked directly by Coldfinger. A few unlucky people had slipped on the snow, but it was nothing life-threatening. Knowing that a show of power like this would lure SheZow out, Coldfinger eagerly awaited his arrival. He produced a foot-long ice blade on his right arm. "I wonder which part of SheZow I should use this on first."
  77. "It's bigger than before! I like that!"
  78. "Oh, it's YOU," Coldfinger grumbled, turning to see SheBang sitting in the snow behind him, making snowballs and smiling brightly. "You've got my house rigged again, I assume?"
  79. "You know it!" SheBang confirmed.
  80. "What do you want?" Coldfinger asked, groaning.
  81. "Nothing. You just caused a scare, and it was enough to transform me. So I'll just be enjoying myself. You just keep doing your thing and pretend like I'm not even here, 'kay?" SheBang explained. He flopped onto his back and started making a snow angel.
  82. "Ugh...nothing you do or say makes any sense," Coldfinger muttered. He turned away from SheBang and looked at Megadale, continuing to wait for his intended guest.
  83. "Actually, before you ignore me, there's something I've been meaning to tell you..."
  84.  
  85. On the way to the beach, SheZow couldn't help but snicker at Maz's new sidekick persona. "That's so lame!" SheZow mocked.
  86. "What's lame about it? I'm The Driver!" Maz told. He was wearing a very tacky combination of a checkered sweater vest and plaid pants, along with a golf cap and his usual black eye mask. He also had a golf club strapped to his back, which would occasionally poke SheZow's side as Maz drove the Shehicle through town.
  87. "Is your specialty FOREplay or something? It's just....tacky," SheZow explained.
  88. "You're the one wearing leopard print," Maz pointed out.
  89. "Okay, point," SheZow admitted. At this point, the beach was less than a kilometer away. "This is close enough. I'll run the rest of the way."
  90. "Aaaand...what am I doing, exactly?" Maz asked, giving SheZow a funny look.
  91. "Take a long way around and get the SS SheShell into the water. You'll be my trump card. I wanna play it safe to start," SheZow informed. "Just keep track of me and back me up if I end up in the water." Jumping out of the Shehicle, SheZow waved to Maz and then took off running. Maz transformed the Shehicle into the She-C-10 and flew off, heading around the city to approach the ocean from further away from Coldfinger's position.
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  93. "So that's what's happening tomorrow night," SheBang told. "Don't bother going to sleep."
  94. "Hah, as if I need to help you with your plan! SheZow's time is done!" Coldfinger boasted.
  95. SheBang giggled. "Look, I'm not laying a finger on her today. Think what you want, but the whole SheZap thing was a two on one fight, and it was in a much smaller space. You can't freeze over the whole ocean. You're gonna lose."
  96. "Once she's in the water, I'll encase her in ice. Like what I did to you, except I won't bother leaving a way to breathe!" Coldfinger replied. He then burst out laughing. "HA HA HA HA! By the time the ice melts, it'll be too late for her!"
  97. "She won't just use her scream or super strength to bust out before that happens?" SheBang asked.
  98. "Oh, right, you don't know her weakness."
  99. SheBang sat up and looked up at Coldfinger. "Wanna tell me?" SheBang asked.
  100. Coldfinger smirked and looked away from SheBang. "What's in it for me?"
  101. SheBang teleported right in front of Coldfinger and wrapped his arms around Coldfinger's shoulders. He gazed into the other boy's eyes intently. "C'moooon! A cute girl is asking nicely!"
  102. "I asked what's in it for ME. You're acting like this for yourself," Coldfinger pointed out.
  103. "What makes you say that?"
  104. "Why else would you lay on the charm when you could just threaten my mother like you always do?" Coldfinger criticized.
  105. "What a smart cookie," SheBang complimented, rubbing his inner thigh up against Coldfinger's hips while leaning into him. Catching a glimpse of SheZow nearing the beach, Coldfinger punched SheBang in the gut with his left hand before throwing him to the side, onto the snow. SheBang looked up at Coldfinger, laying in the snow, with a pained expression on his face. "SPOILSPORT!" he cried.
  106. "Looks like the main course is here. Sorry, Pigtails, but dessert can wait," Coldfinger told, raising the icy blade on his right arm and giving SheBang a final glance before focusing on SheZow. SheZow jumped from the road down onto the sand.
  107. "Ummm..." SheZow looked back and forth between Coldfinger and SheBang. SheBang was still laying in the snow, tears starting to form in his eyes. "What is this, a lovers' spat?"
  108. "WE'RE NOT LOVERS!" Coldfinger protested.
  109. "Yeah! He's just an easy target, is all!" SheBang added. "Any guy would do!"
  110. "YOU'RE the one who's eas--" Coldfinger started, but he paused as SheZow cleared his throat.
  111. "So, can I go now? I had other plans today," SheZow asked, crossing his arms and sighing. Off in the distance, the She-C-10 transformed into the SS SheShell and plummeted into the ocean, but Coldfinger was too focused on SheZow to notice. He slashed at SheZow with his blade, but SheZow was easily about to jump up and over the slash, landing behind Coldfinger with his back to the ocean. SheBang merely watched the battle, not doing anything. SheZow put his hands behind his back. "This makes...how many fights? Three? Well, four, counting this one. Let's see. I won the first one, the second one you RAN AWAY, and then I won the third one too! You need a hat, so I can start calling you Hat Trick after three humiliations in a row!" SheZow mocked, sticking his tongue out at Coldfinger. Coldfinger was furious at this point, gritting his teeth and glaring at SheZow. Little did Coldfinger realize that SheZow was merely buying time; behind his back, SheZow was busy applying Vanishing Cream to the Boomerang Brush he held in his right hand.
  112. "Why, you!" Coldfinger growled, raising his blade and preparing to charge forward, only to pause when SheZow suddenly exposed his right arm, appearing to be empty-handed. SheZow swung his arm to the left, throwing the Boomerang Brush. Coldfinger raised an eyebrow, and before he knew it, the invisible Boomerang Brush sliced off the icy blade on Coldfinger's right hand. He cried out in pain. "GAAAAH! Wh-what?!" He looked at SheZow with an expression of horror. "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"
  113. "Oh, nothing much. Just my....PSYCHIC POWERS," SheZow lied. Coldfinger bought it, never having seen this tactic of SheZow's before; he trembled slightly. SheZow had his hands behind his back again as he smiled brightly. "Still wanna fight?"
  114. Coldfinger conjured up several of his snowman minions as SheZow applied the Vanishing Cream to another Boomerang Brush. "Charge! Destroy her!"
  115. "HAAAAH!" SheZow yelled, making a similar motion as before and throwing the Boomerang Brush even harder than the first time. It flew in an arc, beheading the snowmen as it hit each one. In order to avoid being hit on the Boomerang Brush's return, SheZow posed again, this time kneeling down and looking up at Coldfinger as the Boomerang Brush flew over him. It landed in the snow near SheBang, getting his attention. SheBang looked down at the Boomerang Brush shaped hole in the fresh snow, tilting his head in curiousity. He reached down and touched it, grinning at the discovery.
  116. "Ps-psychic powers?! Since when? You've never had that ability!" Coldfinger protested.
  117. "Coldfinger!" SheBang chimed, holding up the invisible Boomerang Brush. Coldfinger turned to face SheBang as SheBang sprinkled snow onto the Boomerang Brush, revealing its existence and the secret behind SheZow's supposed new ability.
  118. "Ooohhh. Ice see," Coldfinger commented, grinning. "Nice try, SheZow, but that trick won't work a third time!"
  119. SheZow had used the distraction to prepare a third invisible Boomerang Brush. "You still can't see where it'll come from!" SheZow spun around and flung the Boomerang Brush.
  120. "Then I'll just defend all around!" Coldfinger told, conjuring up a thick tower of ice around himself, leaving an opening only at the top. The tower extended about twenty meters tall, and only about three meters in diameter. The Boomerang Brush hit the tower, but it was far too thick to pierce all the way through, and simply got stuck in the ice.
  121. SheZow tilted his head, eyeing the tower. He could still make out Coldfinger's silhouette inside it. Jumping up into the air, he eyed the opening at the top as he made his way down into it. "Nowhere to run now, you--"
  122. "YOU'RE the one with nowhere to run!" Coldfinger assured. As SheZow descended into the tower, Coldfinger aimed his hands upward and blasted a blizzard directly upward, filling the entire interior of the tower with wind and snow. SheZow was hit with it easily, and although he had landed safely, his hair had been messed up by the blizzard. Trapped in close proximity to his opponent and rendered powerless, SheZow produced the She-Lac spray. Before he could use it, though, Coldfinger snatched it away from him and quickly encased it in ice, sticking it to the wall.
  123. "....Uh-oh," SheZow whimpered, finding himself with his back against the wall of the ice tower. Coldfinger grabbed SheZow by the hair and began punching him in the face repeatedly, causing him to cry out in pain as Coldfinger laughed. SheZow reached for his Beautility Belt and produced the Laser Lipstick, but Coldfinger grabbed SheZow's right wrist and held it back with his left hand, preventing him from using the blade on Coldfinger.
  124. "HA HA HA! Nice try. You can't overpower me without your super strength!" Coldfinger boasted. Still pinning the arm holding the Laser Lipstick, Coldfinger went to punch SheZow again, but SheZow reached for his Beautility Belt with his left hand.
  125. "Turbo Tweezers!" SheZow declared, producing the Turbo Tweezers. Rather than using them for their intended use of grabbing things, though, he held them like a dagger and immediately stabbed Coldfinger's left shoulder, leaving the Turbo Tweezers embedded inside. As Coldfinger howled in pain, SheZow took the opportunity to kick Coldfinger in the crotch as hard as he could, to the point that SheZow cringed from what he had just done, knowing what it was like for a man's testicles to be hit. Water leaked out from Coldfinger's shoulder wound, although he was now mainly in pain down below. SheZow took the chance to cut a hole in the ice tower with the Laser Lipstick, cutting it around the spot where the She-Lac had been stuck. After the piece of ice was cut loose and it fell onto the snow, SheZow jumped out and pointed the Laser Lipstick at the chunk of ice, aiming to cut the She-Lac loose without damaging it. This was all for naught, though, as SheBang teleported in between SheZow and the ice chunk.
  126. "SheBang!" SheZow exclaimed. "What exactly are you--" SheZow paused with a look of shock on his face as SheBang casually picked up the chunk of ice, with the She-Lac still in it, and threw it into the ocean. SheBang looked back at SheZow and tilted his head.
  127. "What? Was that thing important? Better go get it, then, girlfriend," SheBang suggested. He then burst out giggling. SheZow took a swing at him with the Laser Lipstick, only for SheBang to teleport away. Not wanting to take any chances, SheZow turned back toward Coldfinger, who was still struggling to get up. Coldfinger looked at SheZow as SheZow ran toward him, wielding the Laser Lipstick in his left hand rather than his right. He attempted to stab Coldfinger, forcing him to drop to the ground to avoid it. SheZow then grabbed the handle of the Turbo Tweezers with his right hand, yanking them out of Coldfinger's shoulder with all of his might. Gazing at the tower, SheZow swung his Laser Lipstick at it several times, cutting it apart. Coldfinger was subsequently buried under the pile of ice chunks.
  128. SheZow looked over at the ocean. "At this point, nothing to lose, right?" he thought out loud as he put away both of his held weapons. He winced from the pain from the beating he had received from Coldfinger. SheBang continued to watch him intently, sitting atop a palm tree a safe distance away, as SheZow ran toward the water. The pile of ice chunks began to shift a bit, which distracted SheBang.
  129. "Oh, he's tough!" SheBang exclaimed, clapping his hands as Coldfinger emerged from the ice pile. He looked back and forth, searching for his opponent. SheBang waved to Coldfinger to get his attention, and then pointed at the ocean.
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  131. Although currently powerless, SheZow could still swim just fine; his biggest concern was finding the She-Lac. Fortunately, SheZow had been following the ice chunk's path through the air closely after SheBang had thrown it, so he had a general idea of what area it landed in. The tides were weak that day, so there was a good chance it hadn't deviated from that position much. Little did SheZow know, though, that Coldfinger was approaching. Coldfinger was using his powers to form an ice path along the surface of the ocean as he walked further and further away from the shore. Finally spotting the chunk of ice with the She-Lac encased inside floating on the surface of the water, SheZow swam toward it and produced his Turbo Tweezers, using them to hold the ice and prevent it from bobbing around too much. He produced his Laser Lipstick in his other hand and activated it, using its energy to slice away the ice enough to expose the She-Lac. "Phew. That was a close call," SheZow sighed, grabbing the She-Lac and putting it back in the Beautility Belt.
  132. "You think so? Ice seem to have caught up with you," Coldfinger warned, approaching SheZow as he continued to conjure up an ice path with one hand. In his other hand, he held a swirling mass of ice. Before he could attack, though, SheZow dove underwater.
  133. SheZow re-surfaced to Coldfinger's side. "Hey, over here!" Coldfinger formed a large spiked ball of ice in both hands, having stopped extending his path. He threw the ice ball at SheZow, but SheZow simply dove underwater again. The ball of ice floated on the surface of the water, not having made contact with its target. SheZow resurfaced again. "Looks like I'm not the only one who can't do sea battles!"
  134. "SHUT UP!" Coldfinger shouted, firing a blizzard at SheZow. SheZow dove underwater; the blizzard froze a small area of the water's surface, but it didn't hinder SheZow at all. Coldfinger looked around; when SheZow re-surfaced again, though, he was not alone.
  135. "Surprise!" SheZow exclaimed, standing atop the SS SheShell which had just surfaced below him. SheZow applied the She-Lac to his hair as Maz targeted Coldfinger with the submarine's torpedoes. "Hit him hard!" Maz fired a pair of the torpedoes off, hitting the ice path that Coldfinger had made and sending him flying into the water. At this point, Coldfinger was panting; he had used his powers a lot in quite a short time span, and the hot weather that day wasn't making it easy for him. He didn't conjure up any ice; instead, he simply began sinking into the ocean.
  136. SheZow knocked on the SS SheShell's cockpit window. Maz opened it up and SheZow jumped in. "Nice job! I doubt Coldfinger can swim very well in those heavy clothes."
  137. "Are we just gonna...leave him?" Maz asked. "I mean, yeah, he's evil, but..."
  138. "We've seen him melt before. Do you really think a guy who's made of ice can drown? I don't think so," SheZow explained.
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  140. SheBang had observed the entire battle, not having moved from his spot. He watched as the SS SheShell transformed into the She-C-10 and took off, flying past him and heading back toward the She-Lair. Sheila's hologram appeared before SheBang. "And WHAT exactly was that about?" Sheila asked. "SheZow only had that much trouble because of you. And if you had fought alongside Coldfi--"
  141. "Oh, look who it is! It's my BEST FRIEND, Sheila!" SheBang exclaimed, holding his cheeks in his hands as his eyes went wide. He smiled brightly.
  142. "Have you forgotten the position you're in?" Sheila asked, frowning. "Maybe SheZow ought to know your weakness. Actually, I could spread it far further than just her."
  143. "Why don't you do this city a favor and tell me how to transform whenever I want?" SheBang asked. "Otherwise I'm going to burn it."
  144. "Empty threats won't work on me," Sheila told.
  145. "Tomorrow night, I'll turn the whole city into a battlefield!" SheBang growled. "Unless you TELL ME! NOW, HAG!!" At this point, Sheila's hologram vanished. Desperately trying to hold back a burst of laughter, SheBang lost his balance and fell off of the palm tree he was sitting on, landing on his back. "HEE HEE HEE HEE!!" SheBang rolled back and forth on the ground a few times before flailing his legs about wildly. He continued to giggle uncontrollably until he ran out of breath. Panting, he held his forehead with one hand. "This is the way it should be! Tomorrow night, everythi--" SheBang paused when he felt the forced transformation about to kick in. Quickly teleporting a few times, he found an empty alleyway and got safely inside it before he transformed back into Morgan. "Tch. Well, whatever. One more day. One more day and my dream won't just be a dream anymore," Morgan thought out loud, collapsing to the ground and leaning against the wall. He shut his eyes.
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  147. Back at the She-Lair, the Shehicle was back in its usual spot, and Guy and Maz were back to their usual selves, sprawled out on the couch and enjoying Chipadillas. Kelly turned her chair and looked over at the two friends, sighing. "That's sort of impressive. Nearly killed earlier and he's just pretending like nothing's happened," Kelly admitted.
  148. "Keep note that I'm just talking to myself, but..." Sheila sighed. "It would be a good idea if all of you got a lot of sleep tonight. I have a bad feeling about tomorrow night."
  149. Kelly raised an eyebrow. "What? Why, exactly?" she asked, curious.
  150. "It's feminine intuition. Surely you know how that works," Sheila responded. "You just KNOW things."
  151. "I don't think it works for computers," Kelly commented.
  152. "Oh, Guy, I forgot to tell you something important that I found out!" Maz blurted out.
  153. "Huh? What's up?" Guy asked.
  154. "Make sure that if you're eating Chipadillas, that you wash your hands or at least lick your fingers off before you stick your finger in your nose," Maz advised.
  155. Guy stuck his index finger into his nostril. "Why, what's the big--AAAAAAHHHH!!" Guy screamed, wincing. "Sink, sink, siiiiink! Where is it?! Kelly! Where's that manicure thing?!"
  156. "You're NOT using that to wash Chipadilla spices out of your nose," Kelly told. "Geez, just go to the bathroom!" Guy took off toward the elevator and go onto it, hopping up and down. He rode the elevator up out of the She-Lair.
  157. "I KNEW he'd do it!" Maz laughed. He rolled off of the couch and laughed even harder.
  158. "You two ARE friends, right?" Kelly asked. "And how did you even know about that whole Chipadilla-in-the-nose thing?"
  159. "I learned the hard way, like most people do with spices and nostrils," Maz explained. Kelly groaned as she turned back to Sheila and went back to reviewing footage from the day's battle.
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  161. At Megadale's beach, the source of the snow had been stopped and most of it was melted, resulting in a lot of wet sand. Many kids were using the wet sand to build sandcastles as Coldfinger emerged from the water, dripping wet and panting. He gazed at Megadale as he removed his coat and squeezed out a lot of the salt water from it. "Ice should visit the ice cream man before I go home. Might be the last chance I get for a while," Coldfinger sighed before putting his coat back on. He kicked over one of the kids' sandcastles in anger before he began walking away from the beach, ignoring a kid's cries as he thought about what was going to happen the next night.
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