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- Starting Prompt
- > "Anon, I signed us up for the Triathlon this weekand!"
- > "Aren't you excited!?"
- > "Which one do you like best? Swimming, cycling, or running?"
- > "I'm partial to running myself, but if you want, it's all yours."
- Who gave you the idea that I'd want to do shit?
- ....
- How long is the route?
- > "Don't you know, Anon?"
- > "It's the Iron Mare Triathlon."
- > "The first leg is a 4 kilometer swim."
- > "The second is a 180 kilometer bike tour."
- > "The third is a literal marathon."
- > "And all of it has to be done in less than 17 hours to qualify."
- > "So try and get a good nights sleep before it, will ya'?"
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- > You look down at your protruding gut and slouch a little bit.
- > "Alright later Anon, I'll see ya' later"
- > You swore she smirked as she flew off.
- > Ever since you've been thrown in here you had to deal with this shit.
- > Outright hate from the other ponies, passive agressiveness from the Elements.
- > Something about you just pissed them all off for some reason...
- > When you were on earth you were an avid reader of the AIE fanfics.
- > Something about them just drew you in.
- > You never had any friends back on earth...
- > And you sure as hell don't here.
- > You had only read about that kinda hate...
- > You pull up one of your arms and poke the flab hanging off of it, your demeanor dropping even more so.
- "Fuck me..."
- > Two mares trotted by, giggling at you as they did.
- > And of course Rainbow had told literally everyone in town before you...
- > Today was monday and if the triathlon was this weekend, you would have no time to prepare.
- > You don't show up...
- > You're boned.
- > You show up...
- > You're boned.
- > What made matters even worse was that this was an Equestria wide event.
- > Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and a whole bunch of other higher ups you haven't even heard of were dropping by to witness the lands best athletes in action.
- > Too bad that all they would get was you eating dirt and most likely crying.
- > Maybe suicide is an option....
- > You walked around the town for a bit, pondering on what to do about this predicament.
- > Maybe you can figure out something if you got a look at the events!
- > With feet as quick as a snail you moseyed on down to the town hall and pulled on of the flyers off of the wall.
- > You scrutinized it with the up-most attention.
- > This... was... ridiculous...
- > The name of the Triathlon was called the 'Iron Mare'.
- > And you could see why.
- > A 4 kilometer swim
- > You can't even swim for five minutes.
- > A 180 kilometer bike tour.
- > Can they even ride bikes?
- > And a literal Marathon.
- > As if the massive amounts of swimming and biking wasn't enough.
- > You sigh, luckily there wasn't anything COMPLETELY physically impossible for you as this was a multi-race deal.
- > You decided to head home and turn in for the night, ignoring the mocking stares some of the ponies were shooting at you.
- > Even the Cutie Mark Crusaders had stopped you and innocently asked about it.
- > Dammit they were so adorable and they just confirmed what you already knew.
- > Every damn mutated talking horse in this town knew you were signed up.
- > That's not cool...
- > Like at all...
- > Just as you reached your front door the sun shot out of the sky, being replaced by the moon in an instant.
- > You still weren't used to that.
- > As you walked through your door you tossed your keys into a red and white vase.
- > It was a gift from one of the nicer ponies in town. The flowers had died out at least a year ago, all you used it for was to hold stuff.
- > You flopped onto your springy, old couch.
- > You just stared at the ceiling.
- > Why did you care so much?
- > Why...
- > WHY!
- > You found yourself covering your face in exasperation.
- > Before you knew it your anxiety faded away being replaced by drowsiness.
- > You closed your eyes to rest for a minute...
- > KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
- "Huzza WHAT!"
- > You fell off of the couch in a tangle of failing limbs and terrified yelps.
- > RIIIIIPPPP
- > There goes your favorite pants.
- > Time for another 50 bit payment to Rarity despite her lowering the price for other customers.
- > Just had to rub it in don't ya?
- > You sit up directly like some sort of horror movie villain, your day already ruined by the rough start.
- > KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
- > Sounded like the popo were at your door.
- > You trudge over to the door and fling it open, catching the mare mid-knock.
- > Her hoof connected directly with your crotch.
- "nsfaxbsfdhiuw"
- > You fell to the ground writhing in pain.
- > "Opps, sorry Anon..."
- > You look up through misty eyes at the grey mare in front of you, two golden eeys looking back at you....and at your left wall.
- "It's good Derpy..." You managed to whimper.
- > Like a man of course.
- > Derpy reached into her satchel and pulled out a elegantly decorated note.
- > "Shere yu go Anon."
- > She simply dropped it in front of you with a sheepish smile.
- > "Good luck in the competition!" she said with a wave.
- > With that she was off.
- > Derpy was one of the nicer ponies but she was still a clutz...
- > You pick yourself and the note up, examining it carefully despite your brain screaming for medical attention.
- > Can't afford it bro.
- > The envelope was pretty neat, decorated with a blue ribbon running all around the edge and connecting at the middle with a golden brooch of some kind.
- > And the paper...
- > It felt like silk and cotton went and had sex just too grace your fingertips.
- > Your mood fell when you saw what it was about though.
- > Yup... The Triathlon.
- > You open the envelope wearily and peer in.
- > A note that seemed pretty bland in comparison to the envelope.
- > As you pull out the note you toss the envelope into the vase.
- > Might...feel it up later...
- > You open the note expecting it too tell you to not even come in or something like that.
- 'Dear Anonymous...
- We regretfully inform you that last night the stadium, and area holding the Iron mare competition was destroyed by a giant, rampaging Gingerbread mare Discord had created out of 'boredom'...
- Despite the arise in certain...events the competition will still be held but will have to be pushed back while construction goes underway.
- On August 24th reassignment will be provided. On the 26th the games will go on...
- Best of luck to you!
- > You bought the note down and stared blankly at the wall...
- > It was May 3rd...
- > You have three months to get into shape...
- > You throw the note into the air.
- > You will sign back up.
- > You will get fit.
- > And you will show them all what it's like to be the loser for once.
- > God bless Discord...
- > Now where to start...
- > Your suddenly cheery attitude dropped upon realizing
- > You literally have no idea where to start....
- > Maybe you could go see that rock-head pony whose always shouting...
- > You head upstairs to your bathroom and get personal hygiene out of the way for today.
- > Time to go trainer hunting...
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