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  1. Love At First Skype
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  4. >'Twas a summer day
  5. >Newfaggotry was oozing out off every corner
  6. >One Bradical dude played the tears away in his guitar
  7. >While an ocean away a lonely waifu spend her time making underage kids hard through the internet (mandatory mando joke , i guess you could say it was, Mandotory)
  8. >They did not know it yet, but something was about to change their lives 4ever
  9. >A Call!
  10. >A call for help!... the cringing boredom of the hiatus finally got to /mlp/, something had to happen
  11. >LiveSlutAnon answered this call with a proposal: Lets make a visual novel faggots!
  12. >The spaghetti need to have their name on a fan project made both our heroes (>inb4 the jewish kid) join to help LSA in his quest
  13. >yfw you're still reading this
  14. >At first their relationship was strickly business
  15. >But one day, pics were [spoiler]sent ;)[/spoiler] and b4 you know it, Brad fucked your waifu
  16. >mfw im writting this at 2:43AM
  17. what has my life come to
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  19. >Her name: Kit
  20. >she had spent her life trying to obtain the mystical D
  21. >she had looked everywhere but had failed, so she ended up clopping to horsecunt
  22. >getaloadofthislesbi.png
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  24. >His name: Ace (aka Brad (aka Flash Senty (aka The Waifu stealer)))
  25. >massive musicpleb
  26. >not liking Jazz, whatafaggot.jpeg
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  28. >At first their relatioship was blooming
  29. >But something would happened that would change the course of their lives 4ever
  30. >Brad gives Kit the D
  31. >the most sacred object known to man or ponykind
  32. >why would this faggot do this?!?!
  33. >yfw you will never give your D to nopony ;_;
  34. >using "nopony" im a pleen
  35. >With the D in her posetion Kit went mad with power
  36. >Her arousal levels went from 7 to IWTCIRD/10
  37. >mfw if you're still reading this
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  39. >Having tasted the D made Kit hungry for more
  40. >Her Spaghetti needs drove her to develope self-insert clop
  41. >Thisiwannasee.mp3
  42. >Brad did the best he could to stop her powerlust
  43. >But he was too late
  44. >Shed had gone full Kawaii
  45. >Is poorly written anon on anon shipping your fetish, anon?
  46. >mfw i should be sleeping, its 2:56am now
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  48. >Brad, desperate to put his waifu back in his control (Ace is a dominatrix, calling it) when to seek guidance in the last refuge the world had from Kit's madness, ponychan.
  49. >Not even Kit was crazy enough to step foot there
  50. >But Brad would have to do it do have waifu rights over her...
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  53. WILL BRAD BE ABLE TO STOP KIT's NEED FOR D?
  54. (>Need for D, my bext fanfic)
  55. OR WILL HE HAVE A BRAD TIME?
  56. WILL I EVER GO TO SLEEP?
  57. >YFW I'VE HAD A BONER ALL THIS TIME, IS THAT NORMAL?
  58. WILL THE RIDE EVER END?
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  60. FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!!
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