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- >decide to study Fluffy Ponies in the wild
- >Track down a herd of about 20 in the woods
- >They never notice you
- >You camouflage yourself with a post-it note reading "I'm not here."
- >Odd though seeing as how fluffy ponies can't read.
- >Anyways, on with your research.
- >You are trying to discover how these retarded beasts manage to not drown themselves and get eaten by predators.
- >The fact that they can remember to breath will be a study for another day.
- >The predator problem seems to be simple enough.
- >Fluffy ponies are so stupid they shit where they live and end up wallowing around in their filth.
- >Even though they complain that it "No smeww pwetty" they never try to leave the area, not get it in their fluff, or even poop in one section.
- >Fluffy ponies retardation actually saves them.
- >What predator would eat a shit covered ball of hair?
- >Most casualties seem to come from the fluffies trying to hug the occassional bear, cougar, or even large raccoon while covered in feces.
- >They only kill the fluffy closest to them to get away from the smell and the rest run off.
- >These fluffy ponies are truly a....
- >One just pissed on your shoe.
- >punt the little bastard
- >Luckily it's a pegasus and none of them see through your disguise
- >They just think the pegasus learned to fly.
- >So your research project is now a disaster
- >The fluffy you punted ended becoming the new leader of the group
- >The entire herd wanted the "Fwy-y fweind" to rule instead of the "smawty fwiend"
- >Maybe your actions haven't contaminated the group to-... wait. Where are they going?
- >Oh shit
- >The entire herd followed the pegasus
- >He tried chasing off another herd from their territory
- >the "other" herd was just reflections in a lake.
- >there are no survivors
- >You are the worst researcher ever
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