Princess-Anon One-shot

>Day Princess in Equestria
>Wake up, do the morning routine and get dressed
Wow man, take it easy! Why so fast?
>"Just keep doing what I tell you, please"
Ohohohooo what`s that? No discusion today? Insults? THREATS!?
>"I got a letter of my supervisor, he`s mad at me for adding new nonsenical stuff at the beginning of the story just to make you keep on the story arc"
Jeez man, that`s bad. FOR YOU! Now I can finally sleep!
>F:"Is everything okay here? Why didn`t you narrate the part when I get inside and ask if everything is ok?"
>"Oh Fluttershy please leave and try again in a few minutes, I´ll take care of this"
>F:"Sure thing..."
NO sir I don´t think so, you can´t force me to do stuff If I don´t move.
>"Ok that´s it asshole. My supervisor said I can´t add new stuff, but he didn´t say anything about going into full details about the stuff!"
Whatever man, I´ll go back to sleep
>With that said, you went to your confy bed
>That little bed Princess Celestia gave you on your first day here along with the house
>It´s made of a resistant wood that can be found only in Canterlot´s woods
>The sheets were hoof-made by Rarity, being the extreme example of Generosity, as her Element describes her
Am, man can you please hurry up? I am not moving really fast and I want to sleep
>The sleep deprivation from other stories was already taking a hold of you
>You could feel how your eyes started to be a burden for you
>The walk to the bed seemed endless, as the narrator didn´t stop with the details
Ok Ok I see what you are up to now, please stop it.
>This argument only made you more sleepy
>The distance between you and the bed was endless
>Like a never ending loop, you keep walking slow steps without reaching your destination
STOP IT! I´LL BE GOOD BUT PLEASE, STOP IT!
>"That´s how I like it"
>After a very thought detailed wake up, you finally go downstairs and pour yourself some cereal
>Tasty tasty Dash´os
>Rainbow was on the front of the cereal box, the cereals have the shape of a ring and are also golden
>She is Blu and with a pretty weird hair-style...
>Reminds you of a fictional character back on heart...
>Just think...Blu with a crazy hair, golden rings... SHE IS ALSO FAST!
AAH YES! ROAD-RUNNER! WHAT A GREAT CARTOON!
>Everytime the Coyote wanted to attrack the Road-Runner he would pour some ring shaped golden food on the road just for him to come
>Childhood memories man...
>Your memories are interrupted by a knock on the door
>Fluttershy get´s in and asks
>"Is everything ok now? Can we get back to the story?"
Already there Buttershy, what´s today fetish guessing?
>"I am afraid I can´t do that anymore Anon..." She replyes
>Lier
Lies are not my fetish Fluttershy...
>"It´s true..." She says "I-I can´t sexually harass the new Princess of Equestria... only he or she can do it"
>Spit the cereal
What are you talking about Fluttershy?
>"Come outside and check it by yourself...Princess"
>Why is she calling you Princess? Shouldn`t it be Prince?
>It reminds you of a stupid way a bunch of kids decided to call each other when it wasn`t mainstream
>SO gay
>You follow Fluttershy`s advice, get up and walk to the door
>The rest of the mane 6 and the Princesses are gathered right there
>"Dear Anonymous, as I am shit tired of being a Princess, I decided to give this pain in the flank to somep0ny else. And as my sister does not qualify to be a Princess for being black, I decided to give the power to you!"
>What the fuck
But Princess! What about Twilight? Can`t you make her an Alicorn or something with magic?
>She leans closer to you, her eyes became red and her face is now creepy as hell as she whispers
>"If you EVER.MENTION.AGAIN that kind of suggestion, I will make your life a living hell for 20 years and then kill you!
SurethingPrincessigotitnowIamaPrincessnowhehehelalalalalatimeforsomepaperworkc. CHAU!
>As you left in a hurry to Canterlot, you could see how jelly Twilight was because she didn`t get to be a Princess
>Bitches be hating
>So now you leave for your next adventure at Canterlot!

>Be Fluttershy
>You are sad as F- sad as a branch that just fell
>Now that Anon is a Princess you are not going to guess his fetish
>You told Twilight about your problem and she didn`t want Anon to be Princess neither
>So she mentioned a way to stop this
>Long ago, the last Prince of Equestria left a might sword stucked in a magical rock
>Twilight said that if you manage to find this sword and take it out of the rock, then you`ll be the next Prince or Princess of Equestria
>So you spent the rest of the day looking up for it on the Everfree, but it`s no use
>The only strange thing you found is a rock with the shape of Anon`s ass
>so curvy... so...so...
>You get closer and lick the rock
>It makes a spiting noise and a Golden Sword comes out of it
>"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK! AND TAKE THAT THING, IT´S BEEN STUCK IN MY HOLE FOR A MILLENIA!"
>You grab the sword but it doesn´t look at all like a sword, it´s more like a...like a...
A golden...Dildo!
>Looks like you have something for Twilight here...

>Meanwhile at Canterlot
>You are Anon again
>Being a Princess is really great
>You have all Equestria under your feet
>You can do whatever you want
>You even have Rape-Protection!
>Being the boot licker Trixie is, she volunteered for the Rape-Protection business
>So she is besides you every moment
>This job also has bad things
>Like paperwork
>Tons and Tons of paperwork
>Sign this, sign that, send this pony to jail, burn this apple-barn
>And your dress
>Yes, you have to use a dress, it`s green matching your 4chan avatar
>Back at home there was a page where people used your name and image as theirs
>Creepy as fuck
>However the door of the Throne-room are violently opened and both Twilight and Fluttershy stand by them
>Fluttershy is holding a Golden Dildo
>You tell Trixie to be ready for some action
>Twilight is the first one to talk
"Anon! You are not going to be Princess anymore! Because Fluttershy found THIS!"
>She raises the Golden Dildo
Aha...A golden Dildo?
>"This is the magic sword of Arcolt! He ruled Equestria long time ago with justice and prosperity!"
Really? A pony version of Arthur?
>"Who the hay is Arthur?"
>Oh my God
>"Anyway, as the legend states, the pony who finds this sword becomes the real Prince or Princess of Equestria! And Fluttershy agreed that I´ll become her Advisor!"
Well look at you, being the second one, the one who licks hoofs
>"Should I prepare the rape dungeon M´lady?" She asks to Fluttershy, who responds
>"Indeed my good Advisor!"
>You start to freak out and look at Trixie
Come on! Do something!
>"Sorry, the Great and Powerful Trixie only works for Princesess!"
>Aaaaaand she teleports away
>"So, my Little Human..." says Fluttershy with a perversion look on her face
>"Let´s get down to business, to rape, right now!"
>So it seems you´ll end up
>Fucking Princess Fluttershy