Strider 2014 Sgdq 2017 pitch: Da squad is back! 100% is a long as heck category but we got the 5 stooges goin on onstage and everyone is gonna love it, plus you get 211 items in under 2 hours in crazy ways.

Metaknight SGDQ pitch: super serious speedgames with ingame timers, race of speed-gaming's ye'old rivalry of the flying dutchman vs. more edge than a 4 sided discord diamond, damn

Sonic rush adventure: Sonic's on a boat, it's pretty long but it's crazy and a little broken. Magoo guy on couch.

Pac n roll pitch:
Hibachi anyone? Also I did tilt remember me?

Riders pitch: sonic on crazy boards, remember this game from 10 years ago? Well it's broken as heck. You're welcome.