Hubway Adventure

Hubway Adventure
By Proky

Hello, my name is Hay Mane, I'm a young unicorn and proud owner of my little shop called Hubway. I sell fresh sandwiches and burgers. It's not the most popular food shop in Ponyville, but I still get enough ponies here to make enough money back
 Today is a very special day to me. My marefriend, Yellow Breeze is coming to see me in my job, we are going to have a nice lunch. I always loved her with all my heart, and I just knew it was my destiny to marry her.
So I came up with this brilliant idea. When Yellow Breeze arrives, I'll make her a sandwich with the wedding ring inside of it. Perfect plan, well, unless she bits it down, then I would be screwed. But enough thinkng, time to do the job. I made sandwich Yellow Breeze likes, lettuce, salad and ketchup and inside of it, I've put the ring. I placed it inside the fridge. She is supposed to come in about three hours from now. Now, I sat behind a desk and did the things that owner had to do, a lot of paper work. I told my only employee, Wheaty Head, to be at the counter and make food if someones comes in.

*---Meanwhile---*


"Why do we have to go so early?"  Sweetie Belle said. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were going to Hubway, where they have the best sandwiches and hayburgers, they thought.
"C'mon Sweetie Belle, we need to get a lot of  energy as early as possible, so we can spend whole day lookin' for our cutie marks. And also it’s better to go earlier, because the sun ain’t shinin‘ so much."  Applebloom cheerfully said.
"Yeah, and what if this is the day? The day we finally get our cutie marks? I'm so excited!"  Scootallo said as she buzzed her wings with excitement.
When they arrived at Hubway, the smell of fresh salad and bread hit them like train. Their opinions that this was THE place for sandwiches and hayburgers were very well justified.  The Crusaders sat close to the counter. Then,  just slightly older pony than the Crusaders came and asked,
"Welcome to Hubway, would you like to order?“
"Yeah, we do, so, what do you want, girls?“  Applebloom asked.
 Scootaloo replied,  "I would like the cheese hayburger, and a cup of soda. I need to cool down in this summer.“
Applebloom then answered,  "Ah wanna cup of soda too. Oh, and a Manehattan Special. And what about you, Sweetie Belle?“
Sweetie Belle said,  "I would like the Smart Sandwich, please, and a soda too, please.“

Wheaty Head then counted, "Okay then. One Smart, one Manehattan and one cheese with three sodas. That will be twelve bits.“ The Crusaders then pulled from their backpacks few bits each. "Thank you very much, your order will be done shortly.“ And with that Wheaty Mane went to fridge to pickup the food and pour soda into the cups.

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"Finally, taxes paid. Now to check on Wheaty.“  Hay Mane thought to himself . He sighed, stretched his hooves and opened the doors leading to the the counter. When he opened them, he saw Wheaty Head giving food and drinks to three teenage fillies.   "The Crusaders.“   Hay Mane thought.  He then went to check cash register for money.
 When he checked,  he to the fridge to pick himself a nice bottle of cold soda. When he opened it, he was shocked to find that the sandwich, which had the ring in it, gone.  "Oh no! Wheaty Head must’ve gave them the sandwich!“  Panicing, he saw as all Crusaders biting into their meals. He couldn’t tell which sandwich it was "I can’t just go and rip the sandwiches apart, that would be rude and it would scare the customers, I need to do it more clever. Hmmm, ah yes, that’s it.“
Hay Mane thought of a plan. He once was in Golder Oaks Library to bussiness management course hosted by now Alicorn princcess, Twilight Sparkle. She spoke about many things, but the important thing now is the spells she taught the unicorns. One was teleportation spell to move more quickly over vast distances. And the second was the shrink spell. It was usefull when you needed to inspect the cleanliness of the room from up close, not to miss any speck of dirt. But now, it was needed for a whole other purpose.

Hay Mane told Wheaty Head that he can take a break, that he will take the counter. When Wheaty Head left, Hay Mane went back, so that The Crusaders won’t see him shrink.

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The Crusaders were having a great time eating the fresh meal. "Oh, oh, and what about the pinball playing cutiemark?“ Sweetie suggested.
"That’s a good idea, I’ll write down.“ Scotaloo replied.
The sandwiches they ordered were pretty big for them, so they ate with pauses, waiting for the eaten  meal to digest in their stomach first.  Few minutes has passed and Crusaders were still thinking of new ways to earn their cutie marks. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were thinking, while Scootaloo was writing it down. When she was writing down the idea for the map-making cutie mark, she felt an itch inside her tail. She tried to scratch it off, but it just couldn’t go away. So, she simply whipped her tail a lot, making the itch go away. Insignificant sound was heard.
 "Did you hear something?“ Scootaloo said.
 "Nah, it must’ve been the climatization you  heard.“ Applebloom replied.
"Oh, I know, what about the surf cutie mark?“ Sweetie Belle happily said.
"Great idea!“ Scootaloo wrote it down. After she did so, she looked at her hayburger. She picked it up and took another bite, chewing it down to formless goo and gulping it down. "Damn, it tastes so good. Hubway sure does know, how to make a great food.“ Scotaloo said.
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Hay Mane lit his horn like a christmas three, focusing of the shrink spell. He felt as the energy surged through his whole body. He was getting smaller and smaller, the room becoming nation onto itself. When the shrinking was done, he was so small the could be barely spotted by a naked eye. The floor that he was on was covered in house-sized pieces of filth.. "I really need to clean this place.“ Hay Mane said. There was dirt everywhere, even some bugs, that have gone  flat under unaware dirty pony hooves.
Hay Mane then heard laughter coming from the Crusaders, ending his thinking about his dust-sized world. He focused, thinking on the place where he wants to teleport, the table. He dissappeared in a flash, he was gone.
When he teleported, he wasn’t  on the table. He didn’t knew where he was, until Hay Mane heard familiar voice of one of the Crusaders,
"Oh, oh, and what about the pinball playing cutiemark?!“  Even though the voice was far away, it was still very powerfull, like a thunder to Hay Mane. He looked up, and saw the underside of the table.
"Next, I should think of more than just a table.“ He remarked.
The closest pony to him was Scootaloo, and luckly, her tail was long enough to touch the floor. So he started running towards it, while hearing the thunderous voices coming from the heaven,
"That’s a good idea, I’ll write down!“
After few minutes, Hay Mane managed to reach Scotaloo’s enormous tail. Her tails strands were huge enough for him to climb on them. A single strand was thick as he was long from tip of his nose towards the end of his tail. He started climbing. "This place smells weird.“ He said with disgust. It was a hot day in summer, so it was natural for ponies to sweat a lot, but inside pony tails, it was like a tropical jungle.
When Hay Mane was climbing for about thirty seconds, he go hit by something powerful. He held onto his dear life. The  purple ropes were bending and moving, slightly crushing Hay Mane in the process. Luckly, their crushing force managed to safe him from death of falling. He thought he was safe, until impossible force propeled him away from the tail, into the skies above, screaming. He was too afraid to open his eyes, but last thing he saw, was face of Scotaloo, saying aloud,
"Did you hear something!?“
He landed with a thud. His head was spinning and he had no idea where he was or how the could survive this. He open his eyes, looking arond, his head still in pretty bad shape. He could tell that there were these hills all around him.
"Great idea!“ Sounds from the skies behind Hay Mane. He turns around to see the imposibbly gigantic face of Scotaloo, looking down and writining something down. Hay Mane watched, as she dropped the pencil down, and looking onto Hay Mane,  He panicked alound. But then, each of Scotaloo’s forehooves moved on different side. He then realized, where he was. He was on the sesame covered bun of the hayburger.
"Oh no, the ring isn’t in the hayburger, I need to get away from he-.“ But before he could finish his sentence, he was send with rocket speed towards her gaping mouth.
He was just barely holding, looking into the infinite darkness of her damp maw. He could see her pearly white teeth, stained with tiny pieces of food stuck between them, each able to crush small part of Ponyville without notice. And then, he entered the maw. First thing he felt, was the heat and humidity. Then, the smell of her breath, not the best smell. String of saliva were hanging from the roof far above Hay Mane, as the gooey substance fell towards her teeth, making them glisten in the light coming from the world outside. The her teeth slowly bit down, tearing the hayburger apart and making Hay Mane fall into the unknown. The world went into the darkness .
He couldn’t see. He could only hear, as the got stuck in some smelly goo and was unable to move. Then the thunderous chewing came. He was luckly spared those village sized teeth, but the food wasn’t. He could hear as the once solid food was reduced with the teeth and saliva the formless gooey substance, that will end up in Scotaloo‘s stomach, reduced to energy.
Scotaloo likes to chew with her mouth open, so the light within the world of her maw was constantly shifting. Hay Mane after few chewes realized where he was. He was between two of her molars, lost inside the goo stuck between them. Once solid food was now prison for Hay Mane, as he was unable to move, he could only watch as the impossibly tongue moves towards him, scraping him and the goo out of her teeth and onto the center of her tongue. He was now swimming inside the pool of saliva mixed with goo. Then it came. He was sent into the back of her mouth, traveling with all the saliva and gooey food into her throat, towards her stomach.
Hay Mane splashed down, swimming in the goo, into Scotaloo’s stomach. The sounds of Her bodily function were heards quite loudly. Heartbeat, breating, even talking.  He immediatly lit his horn up to see  something resembling a lava pool. The gooey stomach acid reducing food into nothing but energy, while making putrid smell. He almost threw up from it. Luckly, he saw a large enough piece of solid food, not yet properly digested. He swam to it and then he climbed it. He thought what to do escape. He then realized he can teleport. "Sweet Celestia, why didn’t I thought of this earlier?“ He said furiously. He lit his horn up, thought of sandwich on Crusaders table, and then he dissappeared.
He materialized in a cold liquid, he was trying to breath properly, but the cold didn’t help it much. After he managed to breath normally, he tasted the liquid. It tasted like soda. "Oh come on, Why do I have to get myself into these situations?!“ Hay Mane screamed, but it went unheard, instead, he felt as something powerful lifted up the soda, but he coudn’t see who it was.

"Wow, Applebloom, you shouldn’t eat so quickly, or else you will get stomachache.“ Said Sweetie Belle from above.
 "Don’t worry, Mah granny always said that a good sip of drink will help settle my tummy down.“  When Applebloom finished the sentence, the face of Applebloom was all Hay Mane could see. Her mouth was more stained with the food that Scootaloo’s, and the breath was worse too. He tried to swim against the current, as Applebloom tilted the cup towards her mouth.
The current was too fast for him to do anything, and the horn was too cold for him to teleport away. Only thing he could do, was to watch as he entered Applebloom’s maw, looking up at the room of her mouth, covered is string of gooey saliva. Then, the current stopped and mouth has closed, he was swimming in the darkness, he could only hear her breathe.
Applebloom then swished the drink inside her mouth, mixing all the food and other grime stuck between her teeth into the water, while moving Hay Mane all around her maw. He was unable to compehend what was happening, he just kept moving and moving, he once rammed into her tooth horn first, making it hurt really bad. Then, it all stopped again, but Hay Mane didn’t have much time to calm down, because Applebloom gulped all the drink down, along with Hay Mane.
He arrived into Applebloom’s stomach same as he did with Scootaloo. He was swimming inside pool of colorless stomach acid mixed with food and mainly water, so the acids weren’t so deadly to him. There were significantly more pieces of food that in Scootaloo’s stomach. He climbed onto of the pieces. Applebloom ate one of the sandwiches, so Hay Mane tried to look for it, but he couldn’t find anything. He put two and two together and realized, that the Sweetie Belle’s sandwich must be it. He tried to teleport away, but his aching horn couldn’t do anything. He was stuck inside Applebloom’s stomach, left to digest, unless he do something about it.
He was thinking on a piece of sandwich, slowly melting away inside her stomach, when the voice from above said with booming force, "See, now Ah won’t have a stomachache!“ Said Applebloom, while rubbing her belly.
"Hmm, wait, stomachache, that’s it! But how do I cause it?“
 Hay Mane sometimes has digestive problems, so he uses laxatives to relieve himself, and in some very strange convenience, almost like deus-ex machina, he had some in his undigested pockets. A whole pack of laxative pills. "Wow, I didn’t expect that this would survive two digestive rides.“
He threw all the pills into the acids, which immediately reacts. He braces himself for the shaking, it’s time to life. "Hopefully, this horn will work soon enough.“ Hay Mane said, hoping this plan will work.
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"Applebloom, you okay?“ Scotaloo asked with wories.
"Ah think Sweetie Belle was right, Ah shouldn’t have eat so fast. Ah need to go to bathroom“ And with that, Applebloom ran into the bathroom like she was being chased by a timberwolf. She opened a cabin and just sat there, waiting for the food to come out.
(I am very sorry, but I don’t do watersports or scat.)
When Applebloom relieved herself, she felt much better, she cleaned herself and left the cabin. She then joined her friend back at the table. "So, Applebloom, feeling better?“ Sweetie Belle asked.
"Yeah, Ah feel like Ah could eat this whole Hubway, and I would still be hungry.“ Applebloom said with smile on her face.
"Sweetie Belle, the sandwich won’t stay fresh for long, you should finish it already. We need to hunt new cutie marks.“ Scootaloo wanted to go already into the hot summer day, but Sweetie Belle had a very little stomach and she needed some time to digest the food.
"You can go without me, I will catch up with you.“ Sweetie Belle replied.
"We will stay with you, no matter what, We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and we never leave each other.“ Scootaloo said, making Sweetie Belle make a cute smile.
"Okay, I think there is still a tiny bit of place in my stomach.“ Everyone smiled and watched as Sweetie Belle took the last piece of sandwich into her mouth, slowly chewing it, "Ouch!“ Sweetie Belle yelled.
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At the last moment, Hay Mane’s horn started to work and he teleported away, before he could be flushed away into the Ponyville sewer system. He was now under the toilet seat, looking at a gigantic Applebloom, as she slowly walks away, her hooves stepping on some bugs, completely unaware of their demise, closing the cabin, leaving Hay Mane alone in the bathroom, lost on the dirty floor. What he saw, will stain him for the rest of his life.
"Well then. Third time’s the charm.“ He though of the ring really hard, energy surged trough him, and then he vanished.
He appeared in the darkness, propably still in the sandwich. He could smell the dressing and tomatoes. He lit his horn up, and finally, after all these adventures, he saw the ring. I was gigantic, almost whole Ponyville could fit into it. But then he realized, "How will I get it out?“ He didn’t have much time to think, as he heard the worrying sentence,
"Okay, I think there is still a tiny bit of place in my stomach.“
He felt as the whole place went into the air, and it kept moving. Soon, the whole place started to crumble, as it was being chewed by Sweetie Belle. Saliva started to creep into the remaining untouched piece where Hay Mane and the ring, were. The thick gooey liquid could drown him if something didn’t happen. But her tongue happened. She moved his piece close to her teeth, he could see as the bit down into the ring,
"OUCH!“
The Sound coming from Sweetie Belle’s throat was so powerful, that it made Hay Mane temporarily deaf. He couldn’t hear anything, he was stuck in a half chewed piece of food, slowly getting covered by Sweetie’s thick saliva. He had no change of escaping it. He could only watch as the ring was being lifted from Sweetie Belle’s mouth with her magic, without Hay Mane, who was about to drown in a lake of thick gooey saliva of a teenage girl.

Sweetie Belle sour-smelling mouth closed, as the ring was moved away from her mouth. Then, much to Hay Mane’s surprise, the chewing continued. His deafness was slowly going away, as Sweetie finished reducing the second to last piece of sandwich into nothing. She simply gulped, and Hay Mane was traveling into the stomach for the third time this day. Sometimes he wonders why does this happen. If is there an easier solution, like be manly and ask those girls to search for the ring, rather that getting eaten  thrice and coming out of a pony once. But that’s just his stubborness that got him into this mess. Mess of formless gooey food mixed with thick, foul smelling saliva.
Sweetie Belle’s stomach was the smallest one of the three Crusaders. It was half the size of Applebloom’s. When Hay Mane arrived, the food was stuffed close to each other, meaning that he at least had a place to stay. While getting his mind straight. "The girls now have the ring, I hope they will give it back on the counter, and just leave it there.“ Then the booming came,
"Cutie Mark for Bride-finding, YAY!“ All the Crusaders said at the top of their lungs,
"Oh, that’s great.“ Said Hay Mane ironically. "Wait, the ring has carved name of Yellow Breeze there, they will get it to her, I need to teleport out, now!“
It was time for him to teleport himself away, but his thoughts were interupted, as Sweetie Belle’s last piece of sandwich started to falling into the stomach, he had to teleport fast, or else he will ge squished by the falling goo.
And just as the goo fell onto him, he managed to teleport  out of Sweetie Belle’s stomach, leaving only the sandwich to digest into nothing.
He finally felt the fresh air of outside. Well, not exactly, he teleported to the ring, but the ring was worn on white unicorn horn. And his surrounding was one imposibbly huge soft pink forest, the strands thick as he was long. He was on top of Sweetie Belle’s scalp. And it was humid and foul smelling forest, strands higher that anything he could ever comprehend. There were pieces of dead skin everywhere, some could crush him if the wind blew strong enough. The scalp was very slick, and the strands were sticky. He needed to get on the ring. Since Sweetie Belle’s scalp was so slick, he simply slides towards it. But what he did not realize was the itch he was making.
"Wait girls, I have an itch in my mane.“ Sweetie Belle tediously said.
Her hoof, dirty and sweaty from the walk on the dirt road loomed over Hay Mane, pieces of dirt the size of Golder Oaks Library were falling onto him, luckly none of them hit him. But her hoof was coming towards him very fast, and he couldn’t make while sliding her sweaty scalp. He had to think of something fast, before Sweetie Belle’s hoof will squish him, mistaking him for the itch. He just thought of something and just as the hoof started to bend the seemingly impossible to bend hair strands, he got away, disappeared.
He appeared in yet another forest, this time the branchless trees were white, and much thicker, almost like a house, but they were short like a skycraper in Manehattan. He had no idea where he was this time, or what he thought  of when he teleported, but he could tell he was moving.
"There, the itch is gone... Oh, hey miss Yellow Bree-“ Just as Sweetie Belle saw Yellow Breeze, Hay Mane’s mare friend, she felt another itch close to her nose.
Hay Mane panicked when he heard Yellow Breeze’s name. He accidentally let energy bolt come out of his horn striking the hair strands all around him. Just then, a huge sucking force takes him away into the deep cave, ramming into thick black wall. The sucking gets stronger, and then it stops. Hay Mane sighed, when sucking force was change to blowing force.
ACHOOoo.
Hay Mane was propeled out of Sweetie Belle’s nose into the world of Ponyville. This time hovewer, he lit his horn up like a christmas tree. It was time to grow again. As he was falling closer and closer to the ground, he got bigger and bigger.
As he fell onto the ground, he heard familiar voice. "Hay Mane? What in Equestria did you do?“ Yellow Breeze was looking right at him, smiling.
"Oh, finally. I’m so glad to see you Yellow Breeze.“ He wanted to hug her, but then she pointed out how dirty he was. He just smiled and said, "I have a surprise for you.“ He looked at the Crusaders. "Hello, Crusaders, you look a little bit confused. Don’t worry, it’s a long story.“ He turned back to Yellow Brezee, "Now, close your eyes.“ Yellow Breeze closed them and awaited a surprise. When she opened them, she saw a kneeling Hay Mane with a ring in his magic grasp. "Will you marry me, Yellow Breeze?“
She was just standing there, in shock that the biggest love of her love wanted to marry her. "Yes, Yes! YES!“ She jumped on him, not caring about the goo he was covered it.
While those were hugging and kissing, the Cutie Mark Crusaders watched as they helped another pony find their love. "We did it again girls, this time without potion.“ Scootaloo said.
"Yeah, Ah’m still confused as to how did he appeared before us. It looked like he was tiny  and then he wasn’t tiny. Arghh, Mah brain can’t take it!“ Applebloom in frustration.
"Me too, but...Wait girls, the cutie marks!“ Sweetie Belle said in shock.
All of them looked at their flanks, only to find them blank once again.
"Awww.“ All of them said in unison.
"But we did something right.“ Sweetie Belle said
"Ah guess it wasn’t enough. Wait, Ah have an idea. What if we’ll get cutie mark in justice?“ Applebloom wondered
"Cutie Mark Crusaders Justice officers, YAY!“ They screamed in unison, running away from the loving pair.
"Those teens.“ Hay Mane said
"Come on you teen, let’s get you all clean up front this mess. And by the way, how did you get yourself into this mess?“ Yellow Breeze chuckled, as they trotted of to Hay Mane’s house.
"Well then, where to start....Hmm...Ah..... So I came up with this brilliant idea.....“
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And the story he told her was very bizarre, full of food, saliva and hair. And that’s where this story ends. I hope you like it. This was my part of an art trade with the one and only Star-Sage, who write one of the best, if not The best, micro pony stories. I’m into vore, only mouthplay, so the vore scenes are a little bit wonky written, but I hope I’ll get better. THE END