--OT FLEET WARS EPISODE 2: AUTISM SPEAKS DOWNFALL--

"Sir!" said a high-ranking officer.

"Yes?" replied Drake, the leader of Autism Speaks.

"Our 2 greatest members are fighting! Gabidou defeated GeorgeKillerX's fleet all because a frigate scratched a Gardevoir cruiser!"

"What? George? He has been defeated by Gabidou? Why would they fight over a little scratch!"

"Because they are autistic!" shouted the officer.

"Oh yeah."

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   The setting is the country of North Dashnetter OT ruled by Zicit, the dictator. He is known by many names such as Clickingghost in Northeastern Dashnet.

"I can see a fleet approaching!" screamed one of the astronomers at the astrology convention.

Another astronomer looked through the telescope. "Let me see tha-, oh no! An enemy fleet is attacking!"

The government was immediately notified.

"What? Lauch our ships! Prepare the defenses!" said Zicit.

"Who's fleet is it?" asked Zicit to one of the soldiers monitoring the telescopes.

"It appears to be... AmaneAkaike's fleet!" The soldier ran out the door.

"Fire!" shouted one of the generals.

The missiles and lasers blew up some of Amane's ships, but Zicit and his country were outmatched. He was a strong dictator with a strong army but Amane had amassed his fleet over millions of years and has dominated countries ever since. Zicit now traveled down his elevator to the core of the planet where he set himself into a deep sleep.

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"These puny fools, they have no idea what they're dealing with! This will be easy!" said Amane.

"But sir, Zicit has a very strong millitary."

"Quiet!" Amane pulled out a knife and jabbed it into the soldier's crotch. He then preceded to unzip his jeans and slice his testicals off.

"So this one got away from being castrated? I need to improve the security around here." Amane then gulped down his balls and shot the soldier twice.

Amane defeated Zicit's fleet, but Zicit was still very much alive at the center of his planet. He was going to be asleep for a very, very long time.

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All of the members of OT were gathering to attack Autism Speaks. Zam's fleet clashed with Gabidou's fleet but Niceman came to Gabidou's aid. The Gardevoir cruisers sucked in Zam's big guy carriers.

"Argh!" shouted Zam in rage.

The Banes hopped off of the carriers and flew up to the Gardevoir cruisers. They snapped them in half with their strength. Cesarcurado had the help of his Russian friends. They were very skilled in combat and destroyed Gabidou and his capital ship. Gabidou had been defeated, now only Niceman remained. He was the last member in Autism Speaks until they reached Drake.

Mikkmar and his Estonian fleet zappped Niceman's armada and it retreated into the asteroid belt. Not a smart move. His fleet (or what was remaining of it) was obliterated by the giant space rocks.

The OTers began to catch sight of the Autism Speaks main base. It was poorly defended and the OTers saw Drake. They blew up the base and Drake with it.

That is how Autism Speaks was destroyed.