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  1. ----BEGIN-----
  2. You had all just finally escaped the clutched of Changelings, retriving a large raygun like device as well as what is reported to be the fossilized remains of Changeling queen Chrysalis.
  3.  
  4. You also incapacitated the swarm by zapping their leader in the head. It was awesome, but not as much as the unseen battlee of your captain and deadlock fighting an entire horde.
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  6. Everyone received a skill point, and felt accomplished, what do you do now?
  7. [2/10/2014 9:10:17 PM] Syn: I stare... fighting the urge to bow to the fossil in our hold...
  8. [2/10/2014 9:12:03 PM | Edited 9:12:36 PM] Left: I offer Deadlock a bottle of something strong
  9. [2/10/2014 9:12:08 PM | Edited 9:12:19 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise stands on the teleporter pad taking in deep breaths. Both of his forelegs have beocme Warhammers and his eyes dart back and forth.
  10. [2/10/2014 9:12:55 PM] Xeans: I stare at the fossil, whistling softly
  11. [2/10/2014 9:13:09 PM] Syn: (can I take cheap shot as a melee ability?)
  12. [2/10/2014 9:13:26 PM] emms: (yes)
  13. [2/10/2014 9:14:52 PM] emms: Manual looks at the fossil "oh wow...this is...they had this? or did our employer?"
  14. [2/10/2014 9:15:51 PM] Left: I take a long swig from the bottle and put it under Deadlock's nose
  15. [2/10/2014 9:16:05 PM] Syn: I stare at that horn... that's the horn that weilded magic to best an alicorn... ancient history... but... that was something to behold.
  16. [2/10/2014 9:16:35 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise blinks and looks down. With a smile he takes it with a de-weaponized forehoof and swallows a good portion. "That was a good fight" he muses.
  17. [2/10/2014 9:16:51 PM] emms: You feel terrified and in Awe Zel, this is quite frankly the most amazing thing you hae ever seen.
  18. [2/10/2014 9:17:57 PM] Xeans: I shake myself off, looking a little shell-shocked and wobbling back to my quarters, assuming I have any
  19. [2/10/2014 9:18:30 PM] Left: "Zel, is that thing as honest as what the codger said it was?"
  20. [2/10/2014 9:18:50 PM] Syn: I just... sit there... and stare. I knew the history. I know she was shortsighted, but she had been the first with the guts to strike against the other races in a show of dominance. I know she was wrong. I know that love can be had without deception and given willingly, and the beauty of the free nature of it... but... all the same I know that she was one of the strongest of my kind to ever live...
  21. [2/10/2014 9:19:07 PM] Syn: I don't register that I'm being spoken to. I just stare at that horn.
  22. [2/10/2014 9:20:16 PM] emms: Captain, she seems to be quite distracted, might be wise to give her a little help out of this reverie.
  23.  
  24. [2/10/2014 9:21:27 PM] Left: I take my bottle and walk tiredly to Zel, putting it under her nose
  25. [2/10/2014 9:22:13 PM] emms: Manual goes to pull a scanning device, running it over the fossil "oh....oh shit."
  26. [2/10/2014 9:22:21 PM] Syn: I slide to attention.
  27. [2/10/2014 9:22:25 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise sits back against the wall and closes his eyes. The stallion ignores the various fluids clinging to his front torso as he relives the battle in his mind
  28. [2/10/2014 9:22:46 PM] Xeans: I poke my head out of the living area "That does not sound good"
  29. [2/10/2014 9:22:46 PM] Syn: "I'm having a bit of a moment... may I please continue it for just a little bit longer?"
  30. [2/10/2014 9:23:06 PM] Left: "Is it the thing?"
  31. [2/10/2014 9:23:27 PM] Syn: "It's Her."
  32. [2/10/2014 9:24:13 PM] Left: "I'm assuming that's a bad thing. Carry on" I leave the bottle with her, and stumble out of the room
  33. [2/10/2014 9:24:46 PM] emms: Manual keeps scanning "It is." She mumbles "I never thought it was possible, but here she is fully preserved...."
  34. [2/10/2014 9:25:11 PM] Syn: I glance at the ray...
  35. [2/10/2014 9:25:30 PM] Xeans: "That can't be possible, that was... what, millenia ago"
  36. [2/10/2014 9:26:16 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise ears perk up and he stands. "Did you say 'fully preserved'?" Deadlock questions with a grimace
  37. [2/10/2014 9:26:33 PM] Syn: "She belongs in a different time." I mutter to myself
  38. [2/10/2014 9:26:45 PM] emms: "well...Changeling don't exactly decay like ponies." she says walking around...."wow, oh wow wow wow!" she bounces a moment around the fossil
  39. [2/10/2014 9:27:05 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise wals toward the Relic and both of his forehooves become warhammers. "Get her away from that now!"
  40. [2/10/2014 9:27:47 PM] Syn: I look over at mister personality.
  41. [2/10/2014 9:28:18 PM] Xeans: "Yeah... shouldn't we have this in some kind of containment system? Godlings aren't really friendly sorts..."
  42. [2/10/2014 9:28:42 PM] Sine: okay here
  43. [2/10/2014 9:28:50 PM] Syn: "The dead deserve their rest."
  44. [2/10/2014 9:28:50 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise frowns "Does nopony else think it unwise to leave a bug standing over the High-Queen?"
  45. [2/10/2014 9:28:54 PM] Laδy Lorδ Firecrotch: I'm just watching everything. I'm just a poor boy, I have no words to describe being in the presence of such valuable items.
  46. [2/10/2014 9:29:12 PM] emms: Manual nods "we can put it in the cargo hold for now....but imagine what archeologists would pay"
  47. [2/10/2014 9:29:31 PM] Syn: I roll my eyes... a gesture that only becomes apparent as I flicker into the form of a purple pegasus mare.
  48. [2/10/2014 9:30:04 PM] Syn: "She belongs in another time and I am not qualified nor inclined to do anything to bring her into this one."
  49. [2/10/2014 9:30:34 PM | Edited 9:30:41 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise snarls softly at the 'pegasus'. "Ya bugs can hide yer looks but never yer goals."
  50. [2/10/2014 9:30:44 PM] Xeans: "Shouldn't we talk to a museum first? The right institutions would sell their horns and wings for this..."
  51. [2/10/2014 9:30:45 PM] Syn: "The hive we just saw was run by a fool."
  52. [2/10/2014 9:31:31 PM] Syn: "How about you determine which item belongs to our benefactor. Then figure out what you're selling."
  53. [2/10/2014 9:32:08 PM] Sine: I finish cleaning my rifle and trot into the bridge
  54. [2/10/2014 9:32:14 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise sighs and nods "The bug is right. Contract says this hunk of crap is goin' tah Mr moneybags"
  55. [2/10/2014 9:32:35 PM] Syn: I gesture towards the ray, "For all we know, he could be in... posession of.. her. Or the device just as easily."
  56. [2/10/2014 9:33:06 PM] emms: "Manual smiles and floats a small dolly into the area to pick up the fossil, then one for then a hauling bed for the ray gun "we will find out soon enough. until then, feel free to report back to your quarters."
  57. [2/10/2014 9:33:19 PM] Laδy Lorδ Firecrotch: "...What if we give him both?"
  58. [2/10/2014 9:33:41 PM] Xeans: "Though we do have to wonder which one is more valuable." I shake my head, still looking a little green "I wonder if this place has a bar..."
  59. [2/10/2014 9:33:45 PM] Syn: "One of those in the wrong hooves could be disasterous."
  60. [2/10/2014 9:34:35 PM] Moonrise: "If tah laser is not ear-marked fer Pononymous I say we hawk it fer some extra cash"
  61. [2/10/2014 9:34:36 PM] Syn: "And so far, we don't know what category our employer falls under.
  62. [2/10/2014 9:35:07 PM] Left: I trudge back in, partially clean, but sopping wet
  63. [2/10/2014 9:35:19 PM] Sine: "Hmm."
  64. [2/10/2014 9:35:46 PM] Left: "Who's screamin'?"
  65. [2/10/2014 9:36:04 PM] Syn: "No, if her remains are not... his property.. " the words feel like sandpaper, "Then she should be taken to her proper resting place."
  66. [2/10/2014 9:36:34 PM] Sine: "Preferably somewhere where she can't be exhumed."
  67. [2/10/2014 9:36:38 PM] Xeans: "I think that might be a good idea... respect for the dead and all"
  68. [2/10/2014 9:36:39 PM | Edited 9:36:45 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise the Cypony snorts. "Her proper restin place should be the heart of a sun"
  69. [2/10/2014 9:36:50 PM] Laδy Lorδ Firecrotch: "I trust him, and I trust that returning a bonus will grant us a bonus."
  70. [2/10/2014 9:37:15 PM] Left: "something sounds like money. I vote money"
  71. [2/10/2014 9:37:24 PM | Edited 9:37:29 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise the earth-ponies ears perk up. "Bonus? Well why didn't ya say so tiny?!"
  72. [2/10/2014 9:37:31 PM] Xeans: "Money sounds good..."
  73. [2/10/2014 9:37:41 PM] Syn: I head for my quarters.
  74. [2/10/2014 9:37:54 PM] Syn: I say nothing, I just walk there briskly.
  75. [2/10/2014 9:37:57 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise turns and heads to his own quarters, which used to be the ships armoury.
  76. [2/10/2014 9:39:46 PM] Xeans: I move off toward my quarters, which are probably only a spare room with my bags hastily thrown in. I start unpacking
  77. [2/10/2014 9:41:50 PM] emms: The evening goes on for several hours, late in the night, with no disrruptions. the ship calm as some light music plays lulling you all inito a nice state of relaxedness.
  78.  
  79. Then, suddenly the alarms go off, blaring loudly across the decks of the ship "Intruder alerrt" a computer voice with a southern accent booms
  80. [2/10/2014 9:42:26 PM] Syn: I emerge from my pod, looking a purple pegasus.
  81. [2/10/2014 9:43:15 PM] Xeans: I jerk up and awake, shooting out of my room into the hall
  82. [2/10/2014 9:43:18 PM | Edited 9:43:25 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise eyes snap open and as the cypony sits up his forehooves shift into warhammers. Angrily he gets up and knocks down his down door before it opens. "Dis better be good!" The irate pony yells
  83. [2/10/2014 9:43:21 PM] Sine: I pop up, and grab my trusty six shooter, and run out to the hall
  84. [2/10/2014 9:43:30 PM] Laδy Lorδ Firecrotch: Good morning, loud noises! I'm gonna run outta my room and down a hall.
  85. [2/10/2014 9:44:42 PM] Left: I stumble out, absolutely maggotted, Leaving raps in bed. I've got a bottle on one hand and my sword in the other. "Oi! who's on me ship?"
  86. [2/10/2014 9:44:57 PM] emms: "oh like hell" Star Bound meets you at a hallway point, a saddle like contraption on his back, one side a wide barreld gun, the other side a rather grizzly looking nozzle with a flame lit at the end of it
  87. [2/10/2014 9:45:29 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise grins at the device on Star Bound. "Looks like somepony has been to New Kaon"
  88. [2/10/2014 9:46:05 PM | Edited 9:46:07 PM] Left: "Where?"
  89. [2/10/2014 9:46:22 PM] emms: Star grins "I bare no expense on intruders, there in the cargo bay" he says trotting off in that direction.
  90. [2/10/2014 9:46:39 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise chuckles and looks over at the Griffon. "Just a nice little corner of a distant arm of the galaxy."
  91. [2/10/2014 9:46:53 PM] Syn: I head towards the cargo bay... obviously what would be the target of an intruder
  92. [2/10/2014 9:46:56 PM] Sine: I follow, cocking the revolver
  93. [2/10/2014 9:47:06 PM] Left: "Not you, kid. Star"
  94. [2/10/2014 9:47:30 PM] Laδy Lorδ Firecrotch: I follow Mr. Bound.
  95. [2/10/2014 9:47:32 PM] Xeans: I follow as well, trying to either light the way or look intimidating with my horn sparking slightly
  96. [2/10/2014 9:47:33 PM] Left: I run to the cargo bay, almost tripping over myself
  97. [2/10/2014 9:47:35 PM | Edited 9:47:43 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise follows besides Star Bound both of his fore-hooves converted into their Hammer shape still. "What ever poozer woke me up is gonna regret it"
  98. [2/10/2014 9:49:02 PM | Edited 9:50:05 PM] emms: when you arrive you find the fossil being leveitated through a ripped open hole in the ship, the inside of another ship visible through it, three thestrals in goggles sitting standing there to great you, openning fire that narrowly miss by an inch on most of you.
  99. [2/10/2014 9:49:57 PM] Sine: "Aw, great." I line up a shot
  100. [2/10/2014 9:50:02 PM] Left: How is it being levitated?
  101. [2/10/2014 9:50:09 PM] Xeans: "Fuck!" I swiftly attempt to find cover
  102. [2/10/2014 9:50:13 PM] emms: unicorn magic
  103. [2/10/2014 9:50:24 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise lets out a howl of rage and charges towards the nearest Thestral.
  104. [2/10/2014 9:50:26 PM] Left: Where's the horny pone?
  105. [2/10/2014 9:50:35 PM] emms: on the other side of the hole.
  106. [2/10/2014 9:50:56 PM] Left: Can I shoot the unicorn's horn?
  107. [2/10/2014 9:51:16 PM] Syn: I bound my way into their ship, flashing in a bit of light and taking on the visage of one of the thestrals, goggles and all.
  108. [2/10/2014 9:51:36 PM] emms: roll to see if you can see the unicorn Captain.
  109. [2/10/2014 9:52:10 PM] Left: 6
  110. [2/10/2014 9:52:32 PM] emms: Roll Deadlock
  111. [2/10/2014 9:52:40 PM | Edited 9:52:49 PM] Laδy Lorδ Firecrotch: I charge the shooters for a slam. [cries at critfail, tanks really tired]
  112. [2/10/2014 9:52:52 PM] Sine: I take a Split Shot at two of the thestrals
  113. [2/10/2014 9:52:52 PM] emms: you see a unicorn as the fossil is pulled in, through the hole
  114. [2/10/2014 9:52:53 PM] Moonrise: (9)
  115. [2/10/2014 9:53:10 PM] emms: You hit the thestral sending himflying through the hole.
  116. [2/10/2014 9:53:57 PM] emms: Zel, you are now among the enemy
  117. [2/10/2014 9:54:49 PM] Sine: 9, 4
  118. [2/10/2014 9:54:54 PM | Edited 9:55:10 PM] Syn: I survey to see if they have noticed... and search about for the source of the telekinesis spell.
  119. [2/10/2014 9:55:34 PM] Xeans: I try to look around any cover I may have found to spot a thestral I can electrocute
  120. [2/10/2014 9:55:37 PM | Edited 9:56:18 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise laughs as his first target is knocked away. The cypony turns and looks at the two remaining ones. "You two bats are about ta find out why yer buddy there was lucky." As Deadlock finishes the sentence his hooves change shape. This time the hammers shift into the form of a pair of fearsome buzzsaw blades. Activating them both at once and taking satisfaction in the high-pitched whine they emit the cypony smiles. "Let's begin"
  121. [2/10/2014 9:59:51 PM] Left: I'm going to jump into the hole, into the next ship, and toss my bottle at the unicorn, (marksman shot, trick ammo, knockout) letting loose an drunken eagle cry.
  122. [2/10/2014 9:59:58 PM] Left: 7
  123. [2/10/2014 10:00:10 PM] Moonrise: (I love everything about that post left)
  124. [2/10/2014 10:02:13 PM | Edited 10:02:25 PM] emms:
  125. Sine,your shots Hit one and wing one
  126.  
  127. LEft your bottle dings one in the head as he stumble around
  128.  
  129. "Everyone retreet!" a voice calls out as the ponies start running back for the hole the sound of a seal breaking as the ship pulls, air whipping wildly in the ship as the vacuum of space takes hold, Suddenly computer voice "Activating air seal and some metal door shur tight the air regulating
  130.  
  131. "Damn it!" Star bound curses as he looks around.
  132. [2/10/2014 10:03:14 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise shifts his forehooves into spear heads and fires them both into the wall before slowly reeling himself to the wall.
  133. [2/10/2014 10:03:42 PM] emms: The fossil is now trapped on the enemy ship, along with Captain and Zel.
  134. [2/10/2014 10:03:49 PM] Xeans: I grab a box, looking around to try to find where the bulkhead is coming down
  135. [2/10/2014 10:04:22 PM] emms: The hole is closed via safety protocal as well
  136. [2/10/2014 10:05:00 PM] Left: "I'M THE PIRATE HERE! NOW GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN STRING YOU TO THE EXSHAUST!"
  137. [2/10/2014 10:05:16 PM] Xeans: I sigh, slowly letting go of the box "We gotta follow them"
  138. [2/10/2014 10:05:30 PM | Edited 10:06:36 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise yanks his limbs from the wall and looks at Star Bound. "How long to heat up the part favors on this crate? If we don't knock out their engies they'll leave with your *captain* and my *payoff*!" The Mercenary sounds less than thrilled.
  139. [2/10/2014 10:05:34 PM] emms: Captain, you find, LOTS OF GUNS pointed right at you "on your knees!"
  140. [2/10/2014 10:06:10 PM] emms: Star bound nods and trots off, toward the bridge
  141. [2/10/2014 10:07:28 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise follows after him quickly. "Also can you teleport me into that ship? Anywhere will work." The stallion says in an almost demanding tone
  142. [2/10/2014 10:07:34 PM] Syn: While they are focused on the captain I sock one of them in the temple, near the back of the group (cheap shot, 8)
  143. [2/10/2014 10:08:20 PM] Xeans: I follow close on the cypony's flank "I could knock out their FTL system, I think"
  144. [2/10/2014 10:09:23 PM] Sine: "Hang on, let me make something to knock it out quick."
  145. [2/10/2014 10:09:40 PM | Edited 10:09:49 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise looks over at the smaller stallion. "I'd suggest ya do clyde. I don't intend to lose my shanix because some filthy flying rodents decided to rob us!Why didn't our ships sensors detect them!?"
  146. [2/10/2014 10:09:43 PM] Sine: Gadget, 9
  147. [2/10/2014 10:12:04 PM] emms: The thestral gets winged by you socking to his temple, he stumbles and falls quickly
  148.  
  149. The closest unicorn grabs you via magic and pullss you to him "what the hell are you trying to do?"
  150.  
  151.  
  152. ---
  153.  
  154. The captain along with you all arrive "you forget how old the ship is,"
  155.  
  156. Sine you're successful in creating your FTL destruction device. whatever it may be
  157. [2/10/2014 10:13:03 PM] Sine: "Stick this to the drive, push the button on top, and get out. It'll go off in 5 seconds after the button is pressed and it is attached to a surface."
  158. [2/10/2014 10:13:07 PM] Syn: I grab for the weapon held by the downed thestral and shoot for the unicorn.
  159. [2/10/2014 10:15:07 PM] Xeans: I tuck the device into a pocket of my vest, still dashing after the large murder-pony
  160. [2/10/2014 10:16:24 PM | Edited 10:18:05 PM] Left: I'm drunk, tired and pissed (off) "MUNITY!" I draw out old reliable and start letting loose on the convientiently lined up idiots (trick shot, split)
  161. [2/10/2014 10:19:29 PM] emms: "All of you stop!" You hear a female voice call out, Zel. Everyone turns to see a magenta unicorn walking in, your shots seem to freeze in midair Captain as she arrives. She looks right at you Zel and her horn glows with a spike of energy and suddenly your disguise is fizzles away "take these two to the holding for prisoners...." she looks to you both " I'll have no casualties. here" the thestrals and the unicorns nod and you find the both of you (albeit forcefully) escorted somewhere else
  162. [2/10/2014 10:20:06 PM] emms: now where are Dead lock and Fulmen and Sine running too?
  163. [2/10/2014 10:20:36 PM] Syn: "WAIT... What business do you have with Her remains?" I demand of the magenta unicorn.
  164. [2/10/2014 10:21:57 PM] emms: The unicorn walks up and looks at you "I'll tell you when it suits me....until then, we'll make this stay as comfortable as possible so long as you cooperate" she says.
  165. [2/10/2014 10:22:03 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise practically kicks down the door to the teleporter room and walks to the controls looking them over. Seeing the Unicorn follow him he smiles. "I need ya to zap me over to the enemy ship!"
  166. [2/10/2014 10:22:06 PM] Left: "You've stolen something. Bad pony"
  167. [2/10/2014 10:22:48 PM] Xeans: I mumble something to the operator as I follow Mr. Kill-smash
  168. [2/10/2014 10:23:01 PM] Left: I find it a conveint time to vomit on the thug next to me
  169. [2/10/2014 10:23:18 PM | Edited 10:23:48 PM] Moonrise: (This pleases Slaanesh)
  170. [2/10/2014 10:25:28 PM] emms: The thestral you vomit on jolts back "dang it!" he then shovesyou along with his gone "go on"!
  171.  
  172. and soon both of you are placed in a small, albeit it very comfortably furnieshed looking room, the dootr locking
  173.  
  174.  
  175. -----
  176.  
  177. MAnual looks at all of you, "working on the coord's now she says "can't quite pinpoint the where, but you'll be on it as soon as I hit the buttion"
  178. [2/10/2014 10:25:39 PM] Xeans: ((Find something that -doesn't- please Slaanesh))
  179. [2/10/2014 10:25:46 PM] Moonrise: (Khorne)
  180. [2/10/2014 10:26:18 PM] Xeans: "Oh, alright, can you drop us near the power plant?"
  181. [2/10/2014 10:26:23 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise stands and the teleporter pad and looks down at the Unicorn. "You comin' or not?"
  182. [2/10/2014 10:26:53 PM] Xeans: I get up on the pad, trying to not touch the hyperviolent pony, looking unsteady
  183. [2/10/2014 10:27:41 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise idly taps one Hammer against the other and offers the Unicorn a smile that only unnerves him further
  184. [2/10/2014 10:28:12 PM] emms: "you all ready?" Manual asks? you all.
  185. [2/10/2014 10:28:24 PM] Sine: I jump on the pad
  186. [2/10/2014 10:28:50 PM] Xeans: "I'm good"
  187. [2/10/2014 10:28:51 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise scowls and nods his head. "yes yes damn it all! Yes get the hampsters runni' on his wheel and get us over there, now!" The cypony is breathing deepy now.
  188. [2/10/2014 10:28:57 PM] Syn: I grumble
  189. [2/10/2014 10:29:43 PM] emms: Manual hits the button and the 4 of you are suddenly in a bery small and cramped broom closet
  190. [2/10/2014 10:30:07 PM] Sine: Sine is smashed.
  191. [2/10/2014 10:30:09 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise ponders staying in the closet, feeling safe there
  192. [2/10/2014 10:30:18 PM] Sine: "Oh great, now I have to come out of the closet,"
  193. [2/10/2014 10:30:23 PM] Xeans: "Well" I wheeze "At least we're all alive"
  194. [2/10/2014 10:30:28 PM] Left: "cripes... what magic was that?"
  195. [2/10/2014 10:30:47 PM] Sine: "Never thought I would say that."
  196. [2/10/2014 10:31:15 PM | Edited 10:31:23 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise lifts his Hammer up and with one blow smashes through the door. Sticking his head out he looks and says quite loudly yells "KNOCK KNOCK!"
  197. [2/10/2014 10:31:46 PM] emms: The door goes flying and smashes against the opposite wall as the you all come out, into a wide hallway.
  198. [2/10/2014 10:31:47 PM] Xeans: I roll out, landing on my hooves and looking for anything that looks like an FTL drive
  199. [2/10/2014 10:31:49 PM] Sine: "...Supplies."
  200. [2/10/2014 10:32:11 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise looks around and frowns "Well theres a great entrance line wasted" the cypony laments
  201. [2/10/2014 10:32:26 PM] Syn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI
  202. [2/10/2014 10:32:33 PM | Edited 10:32:35 PM] Left: (http://i.4cdn.org/vg/src/1392056376991.gif)
  203. [2/10/2014 10:33:28 PM] Xeans: I start listening for a rumble of engines or something that at least sounds like an engineering deck "We have to hit their engines first, I think I can overload some of their systems"
  204. [2/10/2014 10:34:08 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise nods and sighs shifting his forehooves back to normal. "You got an idea of which way we should take clyde?"
  205. [2/10/2014 10:34:19 PM] Sine: I toss the EMP a few times. "Right behind ya."
  206. [2/10/2014 10:34:42 PM] Sine: "...Well, that's a phrase to say right after coming out of the closet."
  207. [2/10/2014 10:35:29 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise the earth pony glares. "one more closet joke an yer goin' to be floatin' back to tha ship!" he threatens
  208. [2/10/2014 10:36:10 PM] Left: I take careful inventory of the room
  209. [2/10/2014 10:36:24 PM] emms: The room, looks like a regular bedrom Captain
  210. [2/10/2014 10:36:31 PM] Syn: "Not the sort that I like"
  211. [2/10/2014 10:37:05 PM] Xeans: "Let's get moving already" I say, moving toward I guess to be the stern
  212. [2/10/2014 10:37:10 PM] emms: The three of you begin walking/trotting finding a myriad of turns and twists
  213. [2/10/2014 10:37:20 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise follows behind the two smaller ponies
  214. [2/10/2014 10:37:58 PM] Sine: I listen carefully to figure out the direction of the engines
  215. [2/10/2014 10:38:14 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise remains silent, listening for the sounds of any foes trying to sneak up on us.
  216. [2/10/2014 10:38:16 PM] emms: YOu don't hear any engines for the moment Sine
  217. [2/10/2014 10:38:17 PM] Left: Is there a food replicator?
  218. [2/10/2014 10:38:26 PM] emms: There is a food replicator
  219. [2/10/2014 10:39:14 PM] Xeans: Wait. I am electricitypone, is there any way I can find the main reactor or something?
  220. [2/10/2014 10:39:34 PM] emms: Roll to see if you can Arc.
  221. [2/10/2014 10:39:47 PM] Moonrise: (and stay away from waterpones)
  222. [2/10/2014 10:39:48 PM] Left: Fantastic. I start asking it for raw onions
  223. [2/10/2014 10:40:01 PM] emms: Soon you have raw onions.
  224. [2/10/2014 10:40:02 PM] Left: Alot of onions
  225. [2/10/2014 10:40:08 PM] Left: And.
  226. [2/10/2014 10:40:08 PM] emms: Lots of raw onions
  227. [2/10/2014 10:40:20 PM] Xeans: 2
  228. [2/10/2014 10:40:24 PM] Sine: SLICE THEM AND MAKE THE SHIP CRY
  229. [2/10/2014 10:40:38 PM] Moonrise: (put them in your sock and beat the guards!)
  230. [2/10/2014 10:40:56 PM] emms: hmmm, you can't quite think of a way to find where the power is coming from
  231. [2/10/2014 10:41:08 PM] Left: Is there any kind of utensils or other cookery?
  232. [2/10/2014 10:41:25 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise eyelid twitches as he debates whether or not to simply start breaking down every door he comes across."
  233. [2/10/2014 10:41:28 PM] Xeans: Damn. I just keep following a corridor and muttering to myself
  234. [2/10/2014 10:41:31 PM | Edited 10:42:13 PM] emms: Captain, you open a drawer to find ceramic cutlery and plastic utensils.
  235. [2/10/2014 10:41:53 PM] Moonrise: (but no sporks, only foons)
  236. [2/10/2014 10:41:54 PM] Left: "Drat". Ensuite bathroom?
  237. [2/10/2014 10:42:00 PM | Removed 10:42:19 PM] Sine: This message has been removed.
  238. [2/10/2014 10:42:00 PM] emms: there is one
  239. [2/10/2014 10:42:41 PM] Syn: I settle in and wait.
  240. [2/10/2014 10:42:51 PM] Left: I search the bathroom for cleaning supplies
  241. [2/10/2014 10:43:24 PM] emms: Deadlock, Bolt, Fulmen you walk, you walk quite aways. so much so you eventually find your way to a very open room.
  242. [2/10/2014 10:43:57 PM] emms: Captain, you find, all sorts of environemtnyally friendly natural cleaning supplies.
  243. [2/10/2014 10:44:02 PM] Xeans: Is it a library? A pool?
  244. [2/10/2014 10:44:12 PM] Left: Any in spray bottles?
  245. [2/10/2014 10:44:22 PM] emms: it's an emptry open room, with a set of railed walkways above you.
  246. [2/10/2014 10:44:25 PM] emms: Yes.
  247. [2/10/2014 10:44:28 PM] emms: In bottles
  248. [2/10/2014 10:44:34 PM] emms: or the spraying sort
  249. [2/10/2014 10:45:05 PM] Left: I take two and get out the bowls, dumping the contents in two
  250. [2/10/2014 10:45:26 PM] Moonrise: (anypony on the walkways?)
  251. [2/10/2014 10:46:05 PM] Left: then I take my onions and a bowl and shred them, crush them, add a bit of water place into the spray bottles
  252. [2/10/2014 10:46:34 PM] emms: Roll for perception Deadlock
  253. [2/10/2014 10:46:56 PM] Left: "Okay! Ready!"
  254. [2/10/2014 10:47:07 PM] Moonrise: 6
  255. [2/10/2014 10:47:20 PM] Left: I experimental spary myself in the face with one eye open
  256. [2/10/2014 10:47:27 PM] emms: You see a shape of a pony, one that is huge, almost your size in fact
  257. [2/10/2014 10:48:12 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise licks his lips and lets out an excited giggle.
  258. [2/10/2014 10:48:48 PM] emms: Left....THAT SHIT BURNS
  259. [2/10/2014 10:48:55 PM] Left: "Yesssssss"
  260. [2/10/2014 10:49:01 PM] Xeans: I stop dead in my tracks as I hear the psyco giggling
  261. [2/10/2014 10:49:06 PM] Left: I go wash my face, laughing
  262. [2/10/2014 10:49:13 PM] emms:
  263. Deadlock, Bolt, Fulmen, roll initiaitve.
  264. [2/10/2014 10:49:16 PM] Left: That 's a good burn
  265. [2/10/2014 10:49:38 PM] Moonrise: 8
  266. [2/10/2014 10:49:43 PM] Left: I go back, and toss one of the spray bottles to zel
  267. [2/10/2014 10:50:36 PM] Xeans: 4
  268. [2/10/2014 10:50:41 PM] Sine: 10
  269. [2/10/2014 10:50:55 PM] Moonrise: (jelly intensifies)
  270. [2/10/2014 10:51:19 PM] Left: I go back, and order all the crushed black pepper and stuff it in my pocket
  271. [2/10/2014 10:51:39 PM] emms: SUddenly the pony shap drops then, massive wings spread as a massive mace is revealed, landing between the three of you as a massive shockwave is produced.
  272. [2/10/2014 10:51:52 PM] emms: roll to resist knockback
  273. [2/10/2014 10:52:05 PM] Moonrise: 9
  274. [2/10/2014 10:52:19 PM] Xeans: 5
  275. [2/10/2014 10:52:56 PM] Sine: 8
  276. [2/10/2014 10:53:38 PM] emms: you all manage to save face, though Fulmwn flinches slightly. The massive thestral grinnning as he looks up to meet Deadlock eye to eye,
  277. [2/10/2014 10:54:59 PM] Left: (Syn, you still playing?)
  278. [2/10/2014 10:55:29 PM] Moonrise: Moonrise has a smiles on his painted muzzled going from ear to ear. "Finally!" he says somewhat relieved "Somepony from management!" The cypony begins complaining. "Firstly, my room is the size of a broom closet and I;m sharing it with three others. Secondly You're the only one of the servants i've seen around here. I am not going to give this place a good rating." The cypony shifts his forehooves into Hammers. "just kiddin' You're goin' to die screamin'"
  279. [2/10/2014 10:57:07 PM] emms: The thestral grins "sorry about that, if you live to see another day we'll try to up the quality of service" his grin reflects yours just slightly as he jumps back, the head of the very high quality mace pointed at the three of you.
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