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- >/d/ Day in Equestria
- >Wake up
- >Triple S
- >Breakfast time
- >Struggle to reach cereal in cupboard
- >It sucks being a midget
- >Finally reach it after pushing a chair over to stand on
- >Pour out a bowl and consume it
- >Khorne Flakes are fucking delicious
- >Flutters is a little late
- >Maybe she has run out of ideas
- >Knocking on your door
- >Seems she might not have
- >Open door
- >Yep, it’s Flutters and she looks oddly plain
- >Usually she’d be wearing or carrying something in a theme
- >“I-is consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation your fetish, Anon?”
- >Sole purpose of procreation
- >You vomit all over your doorstep in pure disgust
- >Fluttershy dodges the vomit narrowly
- >You gag and heave for a while before recovering
- >Then you realize something
- >Human procreation with a pony?
- “u wot m8?”
- >”I-I thought we’d run into this problem so I asked Twilight and she s-said she could find a spell to make it possible for us to procreate”
- “No Flutters, just fucking no. That’s the sickest thing I’ve ever heard come out of your mouth... For the sole purpose of procreation...”
- >Slam door in her face
- >Bashing on door
- >”Anon, give me one more guess, I have another idea and I need Twilight’s magic for it too!”
- >Nope
- >Around midday the hammering on your door becomes unbearable and you succumb
- >You almost tear the door off of it’s hinges
- “Ill rek u cunt I swear on my mums life!”
- >”I-is wearing a diaper and pretending to be a baby while getting throat-fucked by a futanari nippledick your fetish, Anon?”
- >Your midget ass just stands there, shocked
- >You couldn’t decide which fetish attempt was more foul
- >Probably the first one
- >...Seriously guys, sole purpose of procreation?
- >Fucking disgusting
- >But by the gods...
- “Yes, Flutters, yes it is.”
- >Fluttershy makes a squee in excitement
- >Before revealing the nippledicks that Twilight magically altered
- >”Come to mama, big boy”
- >You put on a diaper and comply
- >I mean at least you weren’t
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >For the sole purpose of procreation... Right guys? Guys?
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