Legend of the Mystical Ninja Revenge challenge (00:00-09:20)

(Prince's text) - "A revenge spanning over two years"

(Right vertical  text) Arino's Challenge
(Left vertical text to left to right horizontal text) Revenge Against "Legend of the Mystical Ninja"

Narration/text - This time we hope to clear a game formerly given up on, "Legend of the Mystical Ninja"

Toujima - Nakayama?

Arino - What're you calling Nakayama for?

(Lower middle text "First off, AP Nakayama will advance to the previous 'give up' point

Arino - He looks like he's already suffering just by the way he's walking over here!

(Kan narrates previous text)

Toujima/text - Arino, please standby in the green room

(laughs)

Arino - We don't have a green room!

Narration/text - Arino takes a break...

Narration/text - And then, one hour later...

Toujima/text: DVD box 6, Special Features, part 2: Revenge Against "Legend of the Mystical Ninja"!

(laughs)

Arino - Eh? Are y'already starting?

(laughs)

Arino -  Call me before you start!

(laughs)

Arino - I was playing Dragon Quest (Dragon Warrior) back there.

(laughs)

Arino - You guys know all about how to setup a shoot, don't you?

(laughs)

Narration/text - His first time challenging this game in two years. Will he fulfill his revenge?

Narration - He resumes from where he was previously forced to give up, the stage 8 boss battle.
(Text) - He resumes from the stage 8 boss fight against Yajirobei Daruma.

Arino - I give up!

(laughter)

Arino - What kind of game was this?

Arino - Eh? I don't remember this at all. Eh? Something happened didn't it? I wanna see the tapes from before! (light laughter) Something happened here didn't it?

Narration/text - He seems to have completely forgotten the game, so...

Arino - Ah, right.

Nakayama/text - I'll explain how to beat the boss.

Arino - Please do.

Narration - AP Nakayama gives advice on how to beat the boss.
(Text -  AP Nakayama gives advice)

Nakayama - First you want to jump over here, and then...eh?...how do you do it again?

(laughter)

Arino - Eh? What do you mean "how do you do it again"? I was the one asking you!

(laughter)

Arino - Do you know how to do it?

Toujima - I don't even know where to begin.

(light laughter)

Arino - What're you even here for?

(laughter)

Narration/text - With the staff also unable to remember how to play, he begins to play.

Arino/staff - Ahhh! Ahh...
(screen - Game Over)
Arino - That was fast! With this the special features are finished!

(laughs)

Arino - That's be no good, right?

Narration - He resumes from the start of stage 8.

Narration/text - It's a long journey, so Toujima makes a suggestion.

Toujima/text - There are three of us here, so let's play rock, scissors, paper, and the winners will play, and the loser will watch, how about it?

Arino - That's O.K.

Narration - Using Goemon's partner, Ebisumaru, the two who win at rock, scissors, paper will form a team and play together.

Text - The two who win at rock, scissors, paper will use Ebisumaru and form a team.

Arino - Rock, scissors, paper!

(light laughter)

Arino - So I'm playing with Toujima...

(laughter)

Arino - Which one are you using?

Narration/text - The Arino-Toujima team restarts and goes after the boss.

Narration - Goemon-Arino has help from Toujima-Ebisumaru in this fight. Or so you'd think!

Arino - Shoot, I'm Ebisu!

(laughter)

Arino - Even though I started as Goemon!

(laughter)

Narration - Toujima has chosen the main character. He tries to make it up to Arino-Ebisumaru.

Arino - Do you want me to get on there? (light laughter) Alright then, I'll get on.

Narration -  This is the best part of 2 play mode, the piggyback ride.
(laughter. Screen - Game Over)

Arino - I'm gettin' mad y'know!

Toujima - I pressed the wrong button...

(light laughter)

Narration/text - As expected, Toujima is bad at games. Concerned about what lies ahead...

Kan - Arino?

Arino - Yes?

Kan/text - I don't feel it's possible with this pair.

Arino - (laughs) Right.

Kan - So from here, Nakayama will...
(text - Nakayama will)

Arino - ...step in, right?

Narration/text - AP Nakayama will go to the boss battle alone.

Arino - O.K., we'll be here cheering for you.

Narration - The highly difficult stage 8. The road is long and full of fierce opposition.

Arino/staff - Ah!

Narration/text - After spending and hour, at last...

Narration - ...they reach the boss.

Nakayama - I got here in pretty good condition...

Arino - Fully stocked.

Narration - Also, having remembered how to beat the boss, Nakayama has Toujima stand in for the boss and explains how beat the boss.
(Text - Using Toujima, Nakayama explains how to beat the boss.)

(laughter)  (text by arrow pointing to Toujima - Yajirobei Daruma.)

Nakayama/text - Go to the right side and hit'em, then...

Arino/staff - He shakes.

Nakayama - Yeah, he shakes. Then, when you move to the bottom.

Arino - The platform carries you to the bottom.

Nakayama - Then when you're at the bottom, when he leans to the right...um..
(Text - When he leans to the right)

Nakayama - ... lean to the right please. Lean here and then stop please.
(Text - Lean here and then stop please.)

Nakayama - Then, from the bottom, shoot around this spot.

Arino - On the left side?

Arino - Then ride that momentum and...

(laughter)

Arino - This guy's overdoing it!

(laughter)

Arino - So I have to do it like that? Huh.

Nakayama - It's the fastest way.
(Text - It's the fastest way.)

Arino - The fastest way?

Narration - The fastest way to defeat Yajirobei Daruma. Attack from the side and when he leans to the right, attack from below. You can defeat him in just two hits this way

Text - The fastest way to defeat Yajirobei Daruma. Attack from the side and when he leans to the right, attack from below. You can defeat him in two hits this way

Narration/text - Will this plan succeed?

Narration - There's only a small opening to attack.

Arino - Oh! It worked!

(Applause/cheering)

Arino - That was super fast! He was weak!

Narration - Exactly as planned, he splendidly defeats Yajirobei Daruma in two shots.
Text -  Using the fastest stragety Yajirobei Daruma is defeated.

(Text - Oh! Princess Yuki! Thank goodness you're safe. Now, come over here...)

Arino - Oh! Princess Yuki! Ah, Toujima, if you will.

Toujima - Oh! Princess Yuki! Thank goodness you're safe. Now, come over here...

Narration - With this Princess Yuki is saved. Or so you might think!

(Text - Eeek!)

Arino - Nakayama?

Nakayama - Eeek!

(laughter)

Arino/Text - Buhahaha! I am Commander in Chief Han Nya!

Arino/Text - To the dungeon with you!

(Text - Waaah! Oooh!)

Arino - Uwaa...

Arino - What?

(Left vertical text - Stage 9. Center horizontal text - The Tale of Princess Yuki's Escape)

Narration - The final stage, stage 9 appears.
(Laughter)

Nakayama - Well, if you will...

(laughter)

Narration - What was waiting for him there was...

Arino - Wah! This is kind of nostalgic! He was in the game before, right?

Narration - Stage 2's boss, Lantern Beast appears. Arino begins by rapid firing gold coins to drops the lanterns.

Narration - While taking damage, he patiently attacks.

Narration - He uses a rice ball to restore his health, and succeeds in dropping all the lanterns.

Arino - Ah, no more lanterns, gotta attack the head.

Narration - Arino remembers the enemy's weak point. He aims for the head.

Arino - Got'em!

(gasps and light applause)

Arino - I did it! I beat a boss I beat before! (unclear; echo/poor audio)

Narration - However, his joy only last a short moment.

Arino - Nakayama?

Nakayama - Yes?

Arino/text - I'm seeing this homely woman for the first time in a long while, but I don't remember a thing.

(light laughter)

Narration - All of the bosses until now appear one after another. The battle with Stage 4's boss, the Plain Woman begins.

Arino - She's coming! She's coming! Waaah! So close!

Narration - He rapid fires gold coins here to and steadily does damage.

Arino - Where's she go? Ah, that's wrong. There she is, she came back together.

(light laughter)

Narration - Having taken damage from the body attack, Arino has little life left. The result?

(groans)

Narration - He starts again from the Lantern Beast...

Narration - ...and moves on to the battle with the Plain Woman.