Backstage, HHH was furious, pacing and fuming, and still dressed in his purple briefs. Austin happened upon him in this state, and tried to calm him down.

"Hey, Triple H, you mad about that sumbitch gettin' one over on you while you were gettin' mad rutty with your lady?"

"OF COURSE I AM! JESUS CHRIST, I'VE EMBARASSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE NATION!"

Steve laughed it off. "Embarrassed yourself? Hell, son, I saw the look on Jo's face, and I bet the ladies at home did too. Why, I bet next time you're on the cover of WWF Magazine, it sells better'n Cosmo, Seventeen, and Soldier of Fortune combined!"

HHH was confused, but at the same time intrigued. "You-You really mean that?"

Steve laid a hand on Hunter's shoulder. "If anyone knows about eatin' pussy, it's ol' Stone Cold Steve Austin, and goddamn if you weren't eatin' that pussy like a goddamn pro!"

Hunter stifled a laugh, and tried to look like he believed a word Austin was saying. "Oh, come on, Austin, you're not sayin-"

"OH HELL YEAH I AM SAYIN! YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND A BIGGER PUSSY EATIN' ENTHUSIAST THAN OL' STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN ACROSS THIS GREAT GODDAMN NATION! I'LL EAT SHAVED PUSSY-"
"What?"
"-HAIRY PUSSY-"
"What?"
"-LOOSE PUSSY-"
"W-What?"
"-TIGHT PUSSY-"
"No way"
"-HOT PUSSY-"
"You're shining me on"
"-COLD PUSSY-"
"I-I can't believe this"
"-SNAPPIN' PUSSY-"
HHH just sighed.
"-SILK PUSSY, VELVET PUSSY, GODDAMN, SON, IF THEY EVER FIND IT I'LL EAT SASQUATCH PUSSY! 'Cause, son, there are three things Stone Cold loves, and that's eatin' pussy, watchin' X-Files, drinkin' Stevewei-okay, there are four things. Four things, that's eatin' pussy, watchin' X-Files, drinkin' Steveweisers, kickin' ass, an'-okay, five things. Five things Stone Cold Steve Austin loves, that's eati-"
"Steve. Steve. I get it. I gotta... I gotta go get that Pan-Am title back from Shamrock, OK?"
"You better get that title back, or else I'll do my fourth favorite thing to you."
"You'll eat my pu-oh, oh, you mean you'll kick my ass. OK, then. I'll get it."
HHH walked off, bewildered, as Austin continued listing his favorite things to nobody in particular.